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逗比来了:段子笑话脱口秀

段子来了丨童年幻想长大开奔驰,长大了才知道奔驰漏油 90416(采采)

23 Apr 2019

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1、 奔驰会漏油,维权无尽头!2、一直以为只能坐宝马里哭,原来坐奔驰前机盖上哭的更伤心!3、贫穷限制了我坐机关盖上哭的权利!4、车道上前必有路!油路必有奔驰车!5、汽车和TT是一样的,漏了就容易出人命了~6、去买奔驰之前要带上保镖,律师,和短视频大V和段子手。7、奔驰是买来看的,也可以买来哭的,但绝不能买来开的,一奔机油就驰了。8、谁给你们说奔驰买来是开的,是停到那装逼的9、奔驰生于德国,死于中国,享年133岁。奔驰总裁做梦都没有想到不是被宝马干掉的,而是被微信、抖音抖死的!10、一女子问禅师:“为什么4s店常年欺客,却不见监管部门作为呢?” 禅师说:“你摸摸奔驰发动机就知道了。”女子摸了摸,惊呼道:“有油水!!更多搞笑、段子节目,关注喜马拉雅ID:采采,公众微信:采采,微博@1053采采,都等你找到我

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