Second Date Update: Bump Set Date

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What quirky incident kicks off the episode and sets the tone?

Meg Stalter 0:00
Hey, welcome to it. It's Monday and we got a brand new episode for you. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes! I barely survived to get here this morning.
Jonas Brothers 0:07
I was
Meg Stalter 0:07
putting together my to-go, like my little lunch that I bring
Jonas Brothers 0:10
in
Meg Stalter 0:10
every day. Yeah,
Jonas Brothers 0:12
your oyster salad. Exactly.
Meg Stalter 0:13
Macaroni. And I needed some sesame dressing on it, and guess what? I spilled half the freaking bottle down the front of me this morning. That sucks. You
Jonas Brothers 0:21
smell like sesame.
Meg Stalter 0:22
Well, I think my bra is still a little soaked, but the rest of my clothes I did change. I feel like that's not the first time your bra has been
Jonas Brothers 0:30
soaked in sesame dressing. Yes. So I just
Meg Stalter 0:32
wanted to give you a scent for listening
Jonas Brothers 0:34
to today's episode. You know what, guys? I bet Brooke's bra always smells like some type of food.
Meg Stalter 0:38
Yeah, that's
Jonas Brothers 0:38
right.
Meg Stalter 0:39
Like a microwave
Alexis 0:40
oven down
Jonas Brothers 0:40
there. What do you got in
Alexis 0:42
the comments, Alexis? Yeah, Faye said, you know, I barely started watching your YouTube channel, and I envisioned you guys completely different. I envisioned Brooke as a brunette, sporty kind, a look that wears sportswear and like a jacket around her waist half the time. and envisioned Jeffrey as a tan man with no beard and brown hair. And Alexis, I figured she was a blonde, but also like a brown hair woman. Oh. So I am blonde. What do you mean you thought I was blonde? I am blonde, Faye. So after this, I blocked them. Of course. You did. Yeah, of course. Right. How dare you?
Meg Stalter 1:17
Come on. Be careful in that comment section. Yeah. All
Brooke (host) 1:19
right. Hey, welcome to it. Your new episode starts now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Jonas Brothers 1:26
Today, I'm going into this call with extremely low expectations for myself. That way, there's no pressure on me to do anything helpful or even entertaining. That's going to be my co-host job today.
Meg Stalter 1:42
Someone has to be entertaining. I was going to say, haven't you always lived your life that way? Low expectations.
Jonas Brothers 1:46
I appreciate that you noticed me with that, Brooke. You see me. I do. But I'm hoping our listener, Tracy, can also do most of the heavy lifting. Tracy, are you able to entertain the masses today?

How does Tracy’s “specific place” challenge lead to a beach volleyball meet‑up?

Jonas Brothers 1:56
Because I feel like mailing it in.
Tracy 2:01
Hopefully. Okay.
Jonas Brothers 2:03
Off to a good start. I like this. Tell us about the guy and how you met him in the most entertaining way you possibly can. If you want to add in funny voices or a magic act, go for it.
Tracy 2:16
His name is Rob.
Meg Stalter 2:18
Oh, okay. Rob. Sounds pretty boring.
Jonas Brothers 2:21
Not very entertained. Keep going. Just
Meg Stalter 2:23
kidding. How did you meet Rob?
Tracy 2:26
We met at the beach, actually. Oh.
Meg Stalter 2:28
I was there just
Tracy 2:30
with a girlfriend, and we were enjoying a day in the sun.
Meg Stalter 2:32
Nice.
Tracy 2:34
Okay. Not intending to scout for guys or anything. We were really just doing our own solo thing.
Meg Stalter 2:40
Okay.
Jonas Brothers 2:41
Yeah, let the guys come to you.
Tracy 2:42
That's literally what happened,
Jonas Brothers 2:45
yeah.
Tracy 2:46
He kind of came over with some of his buddies, and they asked if we wanted to play some pickup volleyball.
Meg Stalter 2:53
I would tell you they already liked you because they don't ask people they're not attracted to to play football with them.
Tracy 3:00
My friend was laughing, though, because she knows that I played in high school and a little bit in college.
Jonas Brothers 3:07
Oh, my God. They have no idea who they're talking to. So you're
Tracy 3:09
legit. Exactly. So we decided to and we went over there and I basically smoked them, obviously.
Meg Stalter 3:17
Were you playing against him or on the same team?
Tracy 3:21
No, I was against him. I was not on his team.
Rob 3:24
Oh, was this like a guys versus girls?
Meg Stalter 3:26
I don't know. I see her spiking the ball and him just getting like a broken nose.
Tracy 3:32
Oh, God. Not broken, but I did have a few good spikes for sure.
Jonas Brothers 3:37
What was Rob's reaction to seeing that you actually have a lot of volleyball skill?
Tracy 3:42
Well, he was definitely working hard for it. He was trying to meet me where I was at. You know, we kind of said thanks and we were leaving. after dominating and Rob was like, where can I find you? And so I was like, well, you can find me at the gym.
Corey Parks 3:58
Oh.
Meg Stalter 3:59
I think you meant like your phone number. Or like Insta.
Tracy 4:03
Right.
Meg Stalter 4:04
I mean, you found a man that you're attracted to, and he's okay being like just smoked by you in sports.
Jonas Brothers 4:10
Well, she wants another venue to perform better at him in front of him, and I think that's kind of

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