2% from Canada

Happy Easter, fellas.

It's 2% from Canada.

2%?

Hope the Easter bunny was good to the three of you and your families.

Just off the back of the last one with the spicy gummy bear, I do have a similar yarn.

It was a warm day in August and I'd been invited to a fellas bachelor golf day.

Brought some beer and the wee pen with me and by the 16th hole I was out of commission and gave up on golf and driving the cart.

That's how blind I was.

We get back to his place and the taller fellow of the group pulls out one of those blue one chip challenges.

Nobody wanted it and me being courageously blind, I took the challenge.

Opened her up and down the hatch with a swift crunch or two.

And fuck me was it hot.

I had like two glasses of milk and several ice creams to try and even it out.

About an hour later I went behind a tree and yacked and there was no burn.

Then on the way home, must have made its way through the stomach because I had the missus pull over so I could roll around in a cool ditch to try and suppress the stomach pains and heat I was experiencing.

The next day at work, I had my first poop since it.

And that was the shit from literal hell.

I felt like someone had a flamethrower up my ass with the trigger locked.

Fucking thought I was going to melt that toilet, boys.

Anyhoo, until next time.