Chapter 1: What hilarious stories do the hosts share from Meatstock?
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Chapter 2: What is the funniest injury story involving a chainsaw?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise... To absolutely nobody.
The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first, stay focused. Keep pinging the cup.
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Chapter 3: How does traffic light luck impact driving experiences?
Great to see you so fired up on a Monday morning, my man. Shout out to Better Beer, Jogging A Can, Winning A Ten, The Athlete's Choice. Oh, didn't they get folded in six bits at meat stock? Jog. Jog. They got smoked. It's Alpha Blokes podcast in case you're wondering. In case you were wondering. They were wondering. They would have been.
Chapter 4: What are some outrageous work injury anecdotes shared?
And now they're not. Now you're not. Yeah, Joe. Shout out to CTC. Head to thecountrycompanies.com for all the designs ready to rumble. Fuck, there were some pearlers on showroom. Oh, yeah. He's got them all. One that really drew my eyes was just big, bold, white letters on a black cap, sex instructor. Doesn't that just scream out, stay away from me?
Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to listener stories about bizarre experiences?
Suck cocks, not lemons. That's a good one. Yeah, Curious had that on his dome, didn't he? He was wearing that around one day there. But, look, you're going to hear all about meat stock. It's worth the fucking weight. Proper, proper. The best yarn comes before we even fucking got there. So look forward to that on Thursday, Mutually's Meatstock Markets and Movies. That'll be the title.
Chapter 6: What lessons can be learned from the hosts' wild adventures?
That's what I've heard them call it. That's what I've heard. They're going to hear it get called. So anyway, we're not going to carry on too much longer. No, we've done enough carrying on. We fucking have, mate. All weekend we carried on. Should we hear from fucking Brett? Yeah. Has he sent something in?
Chapter 7: How do food choices affect the smell of farts, according to the hosts?
Yeah, 803. Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ, he's running a fine line this morning. Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles' proper true yarn.
Legends. Just Knuckles here calling up the proper true yarn of the week. However, I feel I probably shouldn't tell this one. I might leave it up to Tommy. And I feel sorry for you about this, boys, because you're going to be real mungery and fucked out after hearing it from Tommy. I know what it is.
Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts provide on navigating life’s mishaps?
Tell the big dog, Jan.
Oh, boy.
Yeah. So we were sitting there shaking hands with every legend at Meatstock. Well, apart from one fuckwit. So many people, men, like the fucking best people on earth, one after the other, met so many legends. We're sitting there and you're running over to get a photo of this legend. Then it's like, oh, yeah, be over here and sign the hat and stuff.
Anyway, this one bloke comes over and he goes, Knuckles, Tommy, come here, grab a photo. And tucked her under each arm, big shit, he just flies in as we were doing with each other. And old mate literally leans forward and goes, no, mate, just the big dogs, thanks. LAUGHTER Oh, mate, and big turd and squirting, just sort of kick back like, hey, and then walk back a bit.
And then I was waiting for my mate to say, nah, just kidding, mate. But he's like, nah, yeah, fuck off. And you can imagine one Brett Leo James Henley. James Leo Henley. That's what they call him. Just absolutely loving that. And you can imagine this fuckwit too. Pasty skin, fucking big long red beard. Looked like he fucking had a job at McDonald's his whole life. Yeah, that cunt.
Big shit, he wanted a crowbar. I thought about it. So thanks for providing Brett and I some good entertainment, mate. I still don't know if he was serious or if it was like a bit because he nailed it if he was taking the piss. Yeah, no, fuck him. Yeah, so that's knuckles property this week. Yeah. Fuck yeah. My choice today. Yeah. My pick. You know what? I'm happy about it.
I'm glad you're not picking. Fuck you.
Yeah, he's not a big dog. Yeah. Maybe I'll never pick again. No, mate. Saving for the big dogs, I think.
No, mate. You're picking next week. Righto. Merchlies. Let's fucking kick it off. If you know how to get involved, we're not doing it this week.
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