2% from Canada
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40 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 13 Apr
2% from Canada’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 1.
Appearances
Happy Easter, fellas.
It's 2% from Canada.
2%?
Hope the Easter bunny was good to the three of you and your families.
Just off the back of the last one with the spicy gummy bear, I do have a similar yarn.
It was a warm day in August and I'd been invited to a fellas bachelor golf day.
Brought some beer and the wee pen with me and by the 16th hole I was out of commission and gave up on golf and driving the cart.
That's how blind I was.
We get back to his place and the taller fellow of the group pulls out one of those blue one chip challenges.
Nobody wanted it and me being courageously blind, I took the challenge.
Opened her up and down the hatch with a swift crunch or two.
And fuck me was it hot.
I had like two glasses of milk and several ice creams to try and even it out.
About an hour later I went behind a tree and yacked and there was no burn.
Then on the way home, must have made its way through the stomach because I had the missus pull over so I could roll around in a cool ditch to try and suppress the stomach pains and heat I was experiencing.
The next day at work, I had my first poop since it.
And that was the shit from literal hell.
I felt like someone had a flamethrower up my ass with the trigger locked.
Fucking thought I was going to melt that toilet, boys.
Anyhoo, until next time.
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