Ep.585 - Podcast Biffs & Airport Tiffs
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What tickets and promotions are announced for Podcast Royale 3.0?
It is fight month, the podcast royale 3.0, and it all goes down on the Gold Coast the 26th of September.
Third up and peeking, this is not the event you want to miss out on. Don't be the only bloke in your friends group who couldn't manage to get a ticket. Make sure you head to alpha-events.com.au to get your tickets to the big show.
And if you can't make it, there will be a pay-per-view available at alpha-events.com.au, ran by us to make sure that no matter what, we are responsible for the outcome.
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And Neds, if you're back in the brew, back in the pump, or anything else for that matter, make sure you're using Neds. Stay Nedly.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Fucking once! Did ya?
Don't need a shit, man. Sneaky little rascal.
Safety first, stay focused. Keep pinging the club.
Oh fuck yeah, it's Tuesday. Welcome back. Another episode of Blokes Podcast.
We're here to give the everyday battler a voice, delete ad noise, one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer, jog in a can, winning a tin. The athlete's choice. We're fucking pumped up today, Pooh. Are we? Yeah, we are. Oh fuck, sorry, yeah. Me too.
Fuck yeah, we're pumped up!
Cause there's plenty to talk about, mate. The hunt and adventure from last week, the quick mission to Sydney for you and I without the kids. Um, we'll g we'll run through the fight card for the final time this weekend and make our predictions from what we've seen, the juju, yeah, all of that stuff. Run you through all the need to know info if you're coming or watching from home, plus all the normal shit. But yeah, how are we feeling, boys? It's fucking fight week. It is fight week. I'm pumped. I'm pumped. We've got a big few days here to get all the ducks in a row. Ducks in a row. Oh yeah, yeah. Stress for sure. If you're not stressed in the position we're in, like coming into a weekend like this, it means you don't care enough.
Yeah. You gotta be stressed. Yeah. Stress is fine. Just take it on board. It's part of life. It is, mate. Mm. Yeah. No, I know heaps about stress. Yeah. Yeah. Go on grey. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Are you gonna go gracefully or fucking
ice,
man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I haven't got any grace really yet. Mm mm mm.
Yeah, okay. Funny that. It wouldn't be
too far off, but I wouldn't. They seem
I seem to notice a few and all of a sudden you go for a haircut and they go. Do they just pluck them all out?
No, they must keep
older than you too, Tom.
Just when they get a bit long. Oh they must gray out. Oh when you trim 'em back up, they go
right. Well they're He
won't have any greys this weekend, he'll be.
No, mate. We've actually got a legend fucking Fuck, I should have remembered his name. But he's coming, he's like, Oi man, do you need fucking a haircut done? I'm a mobile barber and that. Fucking. Do you know what, brother? That should that'd actually be unreal. So he's coming on Wednesday in the shed here to fucking get all us sorted. We're gonna get curious as big fon's fucking trimmed up a bit, that mad
cunt. Well, we better not call him a legend until after the fact.
Imagine
Magnififfy Lord Farcher. if he lord Farch Watcher. Yeah, well
that's good. That's why we haven't said anything yet.
Look, if he's shit,
you probably won't hear his name. If he's good you will. Yeah. I'm not gonna shit on a guy having a go, but I hope he doesn't fuck me up.
Nah. He
can't fuck with me.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What tickets and promotions are announced for Podcast Royale 3.0?
0:00–10:44
2
What happened during last week's hunting trip and what lessons were learned?
10:44–26:50
3
What were the highlights from Danny Grant’s 40th birthday celebration in Sydney?
26:50–35:29
4
What food options and observations did they share about the airport visit?
35:29–1:08:06
5
What is the Pier Hotel pub of the week and why do the hosts love it?
1:08:06–1:26:50
6
How do the hosts cover the recent shark attack tragedy at Sorrento Beach?
1:26:50–1:45:52
7
What is the Aussie pie‑eating contest and how does it tie into the upcoming sports predictions?
1:45:52–2:03:32
8
Why are the hosts complaining about airport security, flight comfort and asking for Ouija‑board stories?
2:03:32–2:18:50