Jasper
speaker
29 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 13 Apr
Jasper’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Boys, how are we?
Good, mate.
It's Jasper here from... Jasper.
Shitty old England.
Sent the fucking criminals to paradise, I reckon.
Got a yarn, as you boys would say, about a time when I was at university and...
I was a little bit more of a rascal than I am now.
So I decided, for your pleasure and your ears, to turn it into a little poem.
There once was a rascal called Jazzy, got a match on Tinder and he was happy.
Saw she was bi, was a naughty little surprise, so a date to meet her was planning.
So off to a gay bar they went, he said a gay joke as he was spent.
She didn't like that, she thought he was a twat, and no shag was happening that weekend.
But...
With charm and a cheeky smile, he bullshitted to this girl for a while.
She decided to forgive him, and they decided to get another drink in, and he left hers in the morning with a smile.
So that was for you, boys.
That was a true story about my previous endeavours as a youngling.
I love what you're doing with the podcast, boys.
Keep it going.
You're definitely clearing my head noise.
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