Aaron Belial
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To get the American experience, I went out shooting the other day.
I shot a .308 in the clay and a handgun.
What kind of idiot would give me a rifle?
That's just irresponsible.
They were super cool about it.
The guy hands me a handgun, but they didn't notice that when they handed me the gun.
They all took like three steps back.
They're like, this is America, so we are going to let him shoot.
But also, this very special boy is definitely going to shoot one of us.
Luckily, I had my handicap pass, so I just shot everything.
So there's a serial killer in Austin, Texas that has been killing a bunch of people at Lady Bird Lake.
I have a big secret.
And I tried to turn myself in and tell them it was me.
And they were like, no, you're not.
Bunch of ableist assholes.
People always underestimate me.
I could totally drown a dude in a lake.
I almost drown every time I go into a lake.