#749 - SLY STALLONE (KYLE DUNNIGAN) + TONY YAYO
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get over it, Tony. It's Red!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives?
And that is the best damn band in all of the land. This is the number one live podcast in the world, Kill Tony, brought to you by Talkspace. How we doing tonight, huh? Make some noise for the great Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa. That is the great Charles Reid III joining us. Matt Muehling on the electric, John Dees on the keys. And believe it or not, that's not a guy dressed up for Halloween. This is the real Dee Madness live in the flesh. What a fucking overloaded show we have for you tonight. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. We live in Austin, Texas, but we are jumping in a tour bus, ladies and gentlemen, and we are taking the actual Kill Tony show to Houston, Texas, February 28th and Dallas, March 28th.
Go to TonyHinchcliffe.com for tickets right now. Come see an actual Kill Tony show in Houston. the great state of Texas. One in Houston, February 28th. One in Grand Prairie, March 28th. TonyHinchcliffe.com. Get tickets now. You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what? Every single week, I book this goddamn show myself, and I cannot believe that I was able to secure these two guests tonight. I mean, you know, sometimes we go a little off the rails with exactly who we have. Sometimes it's... You know, two of the biggest comedians on Netflix. Sometimes it's two of the biggest comedians on this and the that and the blah, blah, blah, blah. Tonight is very special. Tonight is one of the greatest actors of all time with one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you tonight's guests, Sylvester Stallone and Tony Ayo!
Yeah!
Oh, my God. Make some fucking noise. All right. Tony Ayo. Welcome. Sylvester Stallone. Wow, this is a first. How you doing? Great to be here. Sylvester Stallone, welcome. Yeah.
My agent, Tony, says, hey, you want to kill Tony, you know? And I was like, what's that? And then he told me, you get a lot of views. So I said, you know what? Stallone's going to do it.
Sylvester Stallone is here. How about a hand for the great Tony Yeo is here, ladies and gentlemen. The real report coming out just after New Year's Eve. The great Tony Yeo. Eating a lot of barbecue. Make some noise for that barbecue. Hell yeah. I like that name, Yale, because it's got a yo in it.
Yeah, yeah. Yay in the beginning, like you like yours.
Stallone, you the man, bro. You the man. Stallone and Yale are here. You guys are both here. Both first-time guests, so let me tell you how it works. Over 300 innocent souls, hopeful, hopeful motherfuckers have signed up for tonight's show. They are loaded up in a bar next door hoping to get pulled out of this bucket. If they are, they get 60 seconds of stand-up comedy time uninterrupted. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear. I'm gonna let this Filipina masseuse pick the first name of the night. Let's see if we have a happy ending here from this. Oh, my goodness. And the first name has been pulled.
While we go wrangle that person, we're going to have one of our elite golden ticket winners start the show with a minute of uninterrupted stand-up comedy. He was discovered here on Kill Tony, given a golden ticket immediately on an episode with a record, I think, 22 bucket pools. We could not find anyone funny.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–8:23
2
What are the details about the upcoming Kill Tony shows?
8:23–9:19
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Who are tonight's special guests?
9:19–14:43
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What is the format of the Kill Tony show?
14:43–57:40
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What car does the guest drive and what happens during the ride?
57:40–57:59
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How does the guest describe their romantic encounter in the car?
57:59–58:07
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What humorous comparison does the guest make about their experience?
58:07–58:23
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What happens after the encounter and how does the guest react?
58:23–2:02:43