Sly Stallone
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Mother shit, what the fuck is up?
I don't know if you guys could tell by the way I'm dressed.
But I am an essential worker.
Okay, cool, don't clap, fucking assholes.
But yeah, I deliver groceries for a living.
Without me, Westlake and BK would starve, all right?
Austin needs me!
and I think I speak for all delivery drivers when I say this, if you live in an apartment complex, do not order groceries online, okay?
That is for homeowners only.
Because every time I go to a shitty apartment complex, you're on the 12th floor, your elevator don't work, and you don't tip.
Speaking of no tips, if you're Indian,
I'm not talking about Native Americans.
I'm talking about Dasher Murdoch.
Don't order groceries online, okay?
Tosh Beer, I swear, next time you order with me, dude, I'm gonna rub a chicken masala all over my nuts and give you some real spice.
All right, that's my time, guys.
Almost about four years, too, as well.
I started here doing stand-up as well.