Aaron Weber
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233 appearances
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1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
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I still had a full-time job at that point, so I would leave work for my lunch break and go do a set. Oh, my God. So that was a really cool, unique thing for sure. To be in the Guinness Book of World Records is a very, very cool thing. I don't know. When you were a kid, did you ever get the Guinness Book of World Records and read through it? Yeah. It was one of my favorite things to do.
Longest fingernails. Oh, yeah.
Longest hair. Yeah. Dirtiest human. Shortest. Tallest.
It was a thick book. Yeah. These are the things I think about with my children. Like my children will likely never watch a commercial if they don't want to. Right. That's just a life that they're going to live in. As a kid, I couldn't fast forward through commercials. So we watched them that we were indoctrinated by McDonald's and toy companies and Mattel and cereal boxes and all that other stuff.
But the other thing I think about is that my children, even though they love books now, they will never have the joy of Encyclopedia Britannica. holding one of those and flipping through it. And, you know, I don't know, coming upon a naked. You can't browse for anything.
You have to like, look for something specific.
It's so funny. You mentioned that my, my wife's cousin, I was just talking to him and he told me that his kid was watching a TV show on his tablet or something. And a commercial came on and he thought it was broken. He was like, well, something's wrong. It's not exactly what I wanted it to be. I was like, man, it's just so different from how I... It's insane.
And you don't know this yet, but wait until your young lady gets maybe like another year. And the first time that they pick up a phone or a tablet with intention... All of my children, it's as if it's in our DNA now. They understood intuitively how to move around the phone. They were scrolling. It blew me away. I was like, that is insane. How did you learn that? Oh, I know.
Probably from watching us, right? But the fact that they picked it up and understood it so intuitively the very first time. We watched this with all of our children. And it was scary, almost. Well, have you seen, I saw a video about this, where all of our, or at least everybody I've shown this to, our right pinky is a little bent now. Oh. Because of how you hold the phone.
Yeah. It's like, it's slight. No shit. That's true.
A little indentation in your right pinky. Yeah, I can totally see that. So you're like, oh, that's crazy.
Yeah. I mean, our bodies are adapting. Yeah. I'm getting that Herdinger's hump or whatever it is from looking down. Yeah. Tech neck. That's right. Tech neck. Yeah. My wife and I, well, I won't get into all the details, but we were doing something and she was like, what is that on your back? And because of that little bump is pointing out a little bit because I'm always like this.
I got to get away from this microphone. When are we done with this show? How many more thousands of episodes are we contractually obligated to do? A lot. Okay. All right. Well, I will consider this one of the better ones because, Erin, you are wonderful. Erin's brand new special is out now. I'm going to put a link in the show notes on YouTube. Awesome. I'm going to put a link in the show notes.
Erin, of course, is always, are you coming to Atlanta anytime soon? Do you do Atlanta a lot? I'm going to be out there in October, it looks like. Oh, nice. I'll be out there. We will come. We like to support the comics that come on the show, so we'll make our best effort to come out there.
I'll put all the links in the show notes, and that way if anybody's close to where Aaron is going to be doing a set of comedy, I would highly suggest you go see it. He's really great. It was a very funny 30 minutes. Instagram is wonderful. I'll put a link to that also. And, of course, you can always catch him on Nateland, one of the more popular comedy podcasts out there. And we're not.
So go check them out and listen to better comedy over there. Yeah, only aspire to it. We can only aspire to Nate. Well, I mean, I can understand why. Funny? Not funny. Which one do you want to listen to?
I'm kidding. It's that Irish Catholic guilt. Thank you all so much for having me. It was great to meet you. Great talking with you. Yeah, hopefully when I'm out there in Atlanta, we'll meet up in person. We would love that, Erin. Stay in touch. Erin Weber, everybody. Links in the show notes. Thanks, Erin.
Thank you all.
Mr. Aaron Weber from the innate Borghese clan, if you don't mind, if that's what we're going to call them. He is a super nice guy.
Notre Dame. There you go. I don't know if I've ever met anyone that graduated from Notre Dame that went to Notre Dame. Have you? No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. I think that's my first. Because I don't run in those kind of circles. Circles I run in, it's like, I went to DeVry.
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