TCB Infomercial: Aaron Weber

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Why is urgent care better than a doctor's office?

Aaron Weber 0:00
I don't know if y'all been to an urgent care. Go check it out. It's fun. I like it in there. It's better than a real doctor. I think... There's no ego at an urgent care. That's what's fun, you know? You go to a doctor's office, they talk down to you, right? Diplomas on the wall. They're like, I went to school. I know everything. Urgent care is like, do you have $40? Let's figure this out together. We don't know any more than you, you know? Let's put our heads in a room, and let's tackle this sinus infection as a team, and that's fun. You know how you fill out all your info in the lobby on like a clipboard, and then they take you to another room and act like you never did that? So the nurse comes in, or face to face, she's asking me questions. She goes, what are you in for?
Aaron Weber 0:49
I said, my nose is clogged. She said, you been taking anything? I said, just Sudafed. And she goes, oh, can you spell that for me? I was like, Sudafed? I maybe could. I would like you to take a stab at it though, right? Feels like something you should know. I know y'all share a lease with a T-Mobile store, but this feels like day one stuff, honestly. Look, I've been taking ibuprofen as well, so maybe I sounded that one out.
Ad Narrator 1:31
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Aaron Weber 1:34
But the other thing I think about is that my children, even though they love books now, they will never have the joy of Encyclopedia Britannica. Holding one of those and flipping through it and, you know, I don't know, coming upon a naked... Yeah, you can't browse for anything anymore. No. Yeah. You have to, like, look for something specific.
Unknown Speaker 1:52
That's it.
Aaron Weber 1:52
It's so funny you mentioned that. My wife's cousin, I was just talking to him, and he told me that his kid was watching... a TV show on his tablet or something and a commercial came on and he thought it was broken. He was like, well, something's wrong. It's not exactly what I wanted. Yeah, man.
Ad Narrator 2:12
It's just so different. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Bryan Green 2:22
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen.
Unknown Speaker 2:30
Best to you, Brian.
Aaron Weber 2:31
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Notice I had to take five breaths to get that out. This never-ending sinus infection never ends. There you go. It just keeps on coming. But I do feel a little bit better.
Krissy Hoadley 2:45
Good.
Aaron Weber 2:46
Not that you asked, but I feel a little bit better.
Krissy Hoadley 2:48
I asked you earlier.
Aaron Weber 2:49
You don't ask me anything. You don't care. You don't care about me. You don't care. No one cares. No one cares. Except for the listeners. They write in. Hope you die. Hope Brian feels better. Where's Astrid?
Unknown Speaker 3:05
Yes.
Aaron Weber 3:05
Yes. Everybody loves the ladies of this show, but I am not the most loved part of this show. I will share that right now. Fine. You get no episodes of the commercial break. None. Take it off air. How's that? TCB Infomercial Tuesday with Aaron Weber. Aaron Weber, an up-and-coming comic from the Nashville comedy scene. The Nashville comedy scene is quite the scene, apparently.
Krissy Hoadley 3:30
It's exploding.
Aaron Weber 3:31
I'll share with you in a minute what's going on at the Nashville Comedy Festival, which is right around the corner in just a couple weeks in April. So if you're out there, it's quite a big deal. And quite a few comics who have been on this show are going to be in Nashville at some point during the comedy festival doing it, including our very first ever celebrity guest, Veer Das, who's doing like six different shows at the Nashville Comedy Festival.
Krissy Hoadley 3:54
That's amazing.
Aaron Weber 3:55
Isn't that crazy?
Unknown Speaker 3:55
Yeah.
Aaron Weber 3:57
Good for Veer. He's doing zanies. Good for Veer.
Krissy Hoadley 4:00
Good for Veer.
Aaron Weber 4:01
Yeah.
Krissy Hoadley 4:01
Poor Veer.
Aaron Weber 4:02
Poor Veer.
Krissy Hoadley 4:04
Poor Veer and the fact that he was our first interview.
Aaron Weber 4:08
He was our first interview, and he could not have been nicer sitting at the floor of his hotel room, hugging onto a pillow, hoping that this never gets anywhere outside the bounds of the TCB RSS feed. Yeah. So Aaron Webber is a up and coming comic. He is one of the co-hosts of Nateland, the podcast Nateland with Nate Bargatze, who is, of course, probably the biggest comedian in the world right now. I would say him, Sebastian Maniscalco and some others who are just selling out theater after theater, room after room. No, Nate Bargatze is selling out arenas. Excuse me. Let me put it that way, as is Sebastian.

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