Krissy Hoadley
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Probably been there for years and years, generationally.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Well, first part was Temptation Island, right? Yeah. Temptation Resort. Temptation Resort.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
You mean after two documentaries were made about the disaster?
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Because they wanted to be able to see the downfall of it again.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
And in some cases... And then they charge you for the service.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, you do owe money to all of those people from the first time.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah. Yeah. Wait a minute. Also, too, thanks for everybody standing by me. Now we're picking a whole new group of people.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Firefest the musical? I know, I was thinking the same thing, like you're going to go to the Fox.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yes, because everybody was trying to get there and see. Is it happening? Is it happening? Is it happening? Nope, it's not.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Have you watched any of his show? Don't they have a show on Max?
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See Ya Later Alligator!
He's like that. What's that game that you can play at different arcades where the whack-a-mole? Whack-a-mole.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Whack-a-mole. Pop down one thing and it pops up over here.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
The first weekend, which is like the second. Let's see.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
They actually don't do festivals anymore. So this is – it's special that they do this festival. But, yeah, they do targeted weekends throughout the year.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
They didn't do it this past year because one of the members was sick, but –
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See Ya Later Alligator!
It's got a little bit more of a country flair on that night. Okay. All right.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
I do, too. I mean, back in my college days, I would go on tour. I would go as much as I could, you know, going to school and that kind of thing. But, yeah, you go out, especially go out for the summers.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Go out for a week, two maybe even, kind of travel to just different cities.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Wasn't there widespread panic play at the first mempho? Well, no, it was the first one that came back after the pandemic.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, I think you're right. It was Saturday night they played.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Very much so. A lot of excitement. They've already sold a lot of tickets.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
They also do a blind sale. They've been doing that for the past two years.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Right, right. Exactly. Their hearing is more advanced, actually.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
No, they do it where, you know, you don't know who's playing. You do a discount. You do a discount. And you say. And sell tickets. And they sell a lot that way, too, because they've come to expect Memphis is a great festival.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Then there were those little ones with the guitar and stuff. I remember. The guitar pick.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, it's hard at a festival to get live crowd stuff. You have to go in the back or do something in the back and interview people or something because, yeah, the music's constantly going.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Maybe schools would. He's the one who does a lot of the interviews.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, it was a big deal. Everybody's been talking about how great it was.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, somebody just died. Sorry, I got to feel bad I don't know. Yeah, me too.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, their story, their origin story is really amazing and tragic. Yeah.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Yeah, his book, well, not Dwayne because he died back in the 60s. But yeah, Greg had an autobiography and I've actually read it twice. It was so fascinating to me. It's called My Cross to Bear.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Well, if they don't remember you, they might do business with you again.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
Well, yeah, and where – because the Okefenokee Swamp is down –
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See Ya Later Alligator!
What? I can't believe she stole your job. You've really been Norville'd.
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See Ya Later Alligator!
I've heard that. I've seen like little nature documentaries about it.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
They believe in loving lights and possibly aliens and stars.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Maybe we should start the TCB life coach program.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Quantum! Ah, yes. Throw in a little bullshit here, a fancy dress there, a cheap holiday in ballroom here and there, $10,000 a weekend. You're a quantum light worker in 5D coaching energetics. By the way, what is she wearing? You take a kimono and you put some gold in it, and then I'm wearing a momo.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, that's the way you start with the cleanse.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
It's like a male chiropractor, though. You know, they crack and they go, oh, it's disgusting. I don't know which chiropractor.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Sorry. I mean, have you seen the videos online? Oh, no. Chiropractors cracking like young women. No. It's disgusting. Oh, well. Mine doesn't do that. Thank God. I like mine. I'm of the mindset that chiropractors are scammers.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
If they're evidence-based and give you things to do at home, absolutely, 100%.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Like, NP is her thing, but I don't see the L. I did have to get through NLP. It did sound like that, though. She's Natalie Patterson.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Did you hear what she said? She said she read a book about money.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
She's calling in. Calling in. You just have to ask for it. Ask the universe.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
There you go. I called it in. I called it in. Hello? Hello? Hello?
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Okay? Channel the money, channel the money, channel the money.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
That is my power. I will be doing that this month. Start accepting gratitude, Georgia Power.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, now I can get that sleep study done. Yeah, there you go. Thank you.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, she's eating. She's eating Cheetos or something.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Oh, my gosh. Her life has literally changed because of NatPat. And the light codes course.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
She could have had $2,500 in her pocket, but instead she's even.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
And then the work that you had already been doing as an actress.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Paid off. Paid off. And it was because of Natalie.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
These depends are light and easy. Oh, my God. I haven't watched TV in ages.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
She said the most important thing. You don't even need me.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
There was like the egg – There's a ton of them out there.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Oh, yeah. It happens, you know, with the PUAs, too. Oh, it does happen with the PUAs. They're going to give you the secrets.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Unlock everything. But just after a while, I tell you this whole story.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, she's just speaking confidently and telling her own stories and stuff.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
It was made out of eggs. Oh, okay. Supplements. Supplements.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Well, I was going to say... A better human than... Yeah, then nobody's going to pay for it.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
You can get in early on them, yeah. If you get in early— And it's a good product, of course. And it blows out.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
They really are everywhere. And I've noticed in some newsletters that I get. I am being pitched. Do you want to take my seminar?
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, I mean, self-help is a huge industry.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Which is like two hours, three hours away. Three hours away.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Didn't we go to one? I think we might have. Yeah, at Clear Channel?
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
I had a lot of country. I got a bill of country at that station.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Yeah, it's true. I mean, I don't know. Now that it's been mentioned, yeah, I haven't either.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Yeah, maybe there's some of the visuals where maybe like the ocean, sand, like you're on an island, the island breeze blowing, the scent of coconut.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
It really is a great experience, I have to say. Did you know that Atlanta is getting a mini one? I know. You saw that?
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Pandering. Pandering to FIFA. So I think that that mini-sphere thing is going to, you're going to be able to watch games like soccer slash football games like you're there.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
What? Because it was in the movie Sinners. I haven't seen that movie.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
It's fun. I love it. It is fun. I'm going to be right down there in the middle of all that. Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Where are we going to be, like on vacation? No, not that kind of, no.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Yeah, I've got one in the rollers and I've used it a couple of times. But changing the shape of your face, that's a dramatic interpretation, I think, of what can happen.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
I mean, I think you might have a higher ratio of unwell people on your feed.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
I'm not getting it. I mean, she might be doing a test to see which one gets more likes. And she'll go that way.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
Nope, nope, I won't. That was a nice thought. You will not be able to do that.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
I've never seen, I mean, in the 20 years of friendship, I've never seen you with it live in person. I've seen a picture. Yeah. But I have not ever seen you with it grown out.
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
You could grow it out for people's, what, is it Merkins or what?
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TCB Is Spitting Mad!
I'll take your hair. Can I drop by and pick up that hair? Oh, that's right.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
The girls coming? The girls are coming. Jeff's mom. When are they going to be in town? Yeah, they're coming in town.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
I think a lot of people decorated earlier this year.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
It just struck me like... Well, it was some form of joy.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
I like the first look in the morning. Yes. Come out, come down the stairs or around the corner and yeah.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Colloidal silver. Colloidal silver. Get your colloidal silver. It makes you strong. It makes your balls big. It makes your dick long. It makes you hard. Ich meine, kolloidales Silber, es wird dir Silber.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
To eat that much, those many calories every single day, that's just, wow, that's a lot of money.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
I swear to God, Chrissy. Was there anybody else that kind of, you know, you looked around and everybody was like, God.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Speaking of the food additives... Isn't that what Clark Griswold is?
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Why don't you just order a really good turkey? From where? Fox Brothers.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
There's tons of places that you could get Thanksgiving meals from.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Yeah, yeah, okay. But I'm still just not a gravy person.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Happy day before Thanksgiving. Happy day before Thanksgiving.
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
They learn to keep it popping along. But it's three, maybe four hours. I think it's three hours. Is it four hours or three hours?
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Very festive. Wasn't there one year when they showered it with confetti and it was people's IRS returns? Oh really? Is that true? Is that true? It was something sensitive, something sensitive documents.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Something, yeah. I don't think he should be wearing those pants.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I did. The Baldwins? Yes, I did. I've seen some press about it, and I've seen it pop up on Max, I think, or Netflix.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Are they looking for the poachers or for Bigfoot?
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
It's on TLC. I don't know if I'm interested in watching it, but I don't know.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
They've come up on another guy, and they've blurred out his face.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Maybe it was the guy who owned the cornfield.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Yeah, it sounds like a freak accident.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I guess the cameraman's in there with him now.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
The cameraman's right in between his legs.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I mean, they're a cautionary tale. So much fun.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Yeah, it's like car accidents, too, where somebody's responsible for killing someone.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Well, yeah. Counting back to number five, it was Bigfoot, right? Bigfoot, yep. With his nest.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
And then they upped the ante then on number four, and that was the Lightning Man, which is a version of Bigfoot that strikes quick like lightning.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
They lifted it up like he was He-Man.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
This one has green eyes. The other one had red eyes.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I love that the Whistler man's digging graves.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Okay. You can't risk getting another area of the bathroom, pukey.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, I might as well just let it all happen in the one place and during the showers.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Where your body— We both had that, what, six months ago or so? At different times and in different households.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
I was surprised. I mean, you rarely as an adult get that.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
You know, but when it is just, ugh. I hate to throw up.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Maybe there needs to be one of those children's shows that's educational where they mimic hungover parents and what to do, what the child should be doing, which is be very quiet. Be very quiet. Make up a little song, a little parents are hungover song.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like that's a take on whoever we were listening to that said, just go up and stare at them.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, stare at them until they look at you, then quickly look away. Then... And then when they look back, then that's when you just stare. And then, wait, it was actually a three-pronged approach, right?
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
No, well, then you look away and then you never look again.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, well, okay, so how is that even supposed to work? Then they just come up to you and say what?
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, you know, everybody's looking for a hack, quote unquote, too. And that's a lot. I see a lot of this.
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Could be anything. Cleaning hack, cooking hack, dating hack. We've hacked it.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Right, exactly, like how to clean the microwave out with steam.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
The two girls with the, you know, the menage a trois that you were in.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
I know. I have to say I'm on Astrid's page because, you know, Jeff works long hours. He does work from home.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
You know, so a lot of times he's gone to Memphis, but he works from home a lot. And I have morphed. I used to get so upset. Like, well, what about let's eat? It's time. I've cooked this dinner. It's time to eat. I want to watch the show. Now I am like, just. Just do your thing, honey.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah. I want to watch Love is Blind and, you know, I'll call you when dinner's ready and you can eat or not.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yes, it's okay. Then you learn I've in fact had enough of you. Well, rather than fight it, you know, rather than hate. And you know what? The work that you're doing on the podcast is good for the whole family. Same with Jeff. That's it. And it makes him happy, makes you happy, the work that you're doing. And that's what you want for your partner.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Right, exactly, like how to clean the microwave out with steam.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, especially if it's homecoming. There's a bunch of alumni coming back for that.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
That's what you, that's, that's what those other interests, you know,
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, I think it might have run its course. But for him to jump straight into ice... Like, what are you doing? Catching people.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, he had plenty of money, I'm sure. Dr. Phil? Yeah, why did I need to get back out there? Go enjoy yourself on an island somewhere.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Dr. Phil? Well, they morphed into people that were not who they portrayed themselves to be in the beginning, I think.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, as we know, content is hard to consistently keep up with. And I think, you know, they all kind of turn the way of the crazy.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
There's got to be somehow, you know, like a carpet, like the Bissell steam, you know, green thing that you can use. There's got to be something. Like combine a Roomba and a steam cleaner.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I watched that. That was kind of depressing.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I'm surprised White Christmas isn't in there.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Rocket. Rocket. That's my favorite part.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Every once in a while, every second video or so. I was going to say, they're all about dating advice.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Oh, when to see the kids open presents is just so amazing and so wonderful.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Never let you go. It's a beautiness trap. Or what did he say?
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Is he just driving around the loop of the city?
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I'll be back. Yeah, and it shows him walking to the door and then out. Tony, can I help you?
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
He filmed the menu. The drive-thru menu.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Because what they do, how dare you question me? That is not the definition of a narcissist.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
He just doesn't want somebody arguing with him.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I looked up that movie I was telling you about earlier.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
You keep saying the same things over and over again. They're going to dominate. They're going to strike the fear of God in you.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
The one, the holiday one with James Gandolfini and it had 8%.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Oh, look at this. This episode brought you. Now he's just going to show us the road ahead. Yeah, well, this episode brought you. Out his window. Holiday Inn. He's out the window.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
It's got Christina Applegate and Catherine O'Hara and Ben Affleck.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
And that woman never, ever, ever. Was it five or was it nine?
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I'm just thinking about the time that your friend wanted to split the how many bites of the appetizer.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
He's just going to go over the same one.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Just the first five minutes. Because it's what, Jennifer Aniston? Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon, that's right.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
We're going to have a little New Year's show, right?
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
And Merry Christmas and best to you, Brian.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I don't like Christmas movies that make me cry. Oh, Christmas.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Oh, yeah, you can sort by users or critics.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Yeah, I mean... I don't know. My mom would probably agree with that.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
We've been working really hard like Santa's elves.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Kristen Stewart, Mackenzie Davis, Mary Steverson. But one of them can't know that they're really together. Right. One of them's like not telling the family.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
All hail Trading Places. All hail Trading Places. Now that is a good one.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
I don't know if I'm into the holiday horror either.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Good try, but it had a lot to live up to.
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
They're funny, but I didn't even realize there was a Christmas one.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Yeah, and every step of the way, too. Him just saying, no, it's happening. No, it's happening. Yes, we're doing it.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Exactly. But I do have to say, and I didn't want to cut in and cut you off earlier because I know how we tend to go back. Schizophrenic. Me too. It's what they're talking. Go ahead. It made me think about what you said. Ja Rule had a restaurant. It made me think. I don't know why this popped in my head all of a sudden, but I was thinking about musicians who have restaurants.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
And do you remember Mix? Mix. Mick Jaggers. No. Here in Atlanta? Oh, my God. It was like Atlantic or Lenox Mall. And it was like quite a few different locations around here in Atlanta.
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I don't. I don't know why. It was like a hip spot to go. Had quite a few locations.
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It was here in Atlanta and I think across the country.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Yeah, everybody's had one. My Helmet Buddy. Well, and it reminded me, too. You remember that spot close to where we used to work at the radio station? It was right there on Peachtree. I feel like I want to say... Like Frank Ski from. Oh, Frank Skis. Yeah. Frank Skis. But I think it was Sean Combs. It was. It was Diddy's.
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There's a cute little spot down the street I thought about working at.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
There was a lot of years, a lot of opportunities, a lot of parties.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
How did we not go, isn't it weird that Pete Diddy wants a 12-year-old boy to hang out at his house for 48 hours? Yeah, he had such an image, though, of just, I mean, being somebody that people wanted to be associated with and make fun music.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
I've told many stories about this, but we lived literally on a— Sometimes you'd be let in, and that's when you guys would stay up all night.
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I saw that like a DJ had come out and talked about how she turned it down.
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You didn't mention that story, but I can see it happening.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
When I was living in Nashville— Keith Urban, and it was a big story because he had married Nicole Kidman and, you know, living in Nashville. She was off somewhere doing a movie or whatever. It was like 4 a.m. and he's driving down the street and he sees this guy running down the street, pulls over and asks him for crack.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
And the guy was just running because he was like a trainer and he was up early and running. Keith Urban asked him for crack? And Nicole Kidman. Swooped in. Like, I mean, it was a whole huge hullabaloo in Nashville because this happened. And then he got, like, arrested or something. He was bad on crack.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
And Nicole Gibbons sweeped in. He went off to rehab. And, yeah.
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The crack will get you. I can see. Shit goes down on crack.
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If I had had more money, then it would have happened to me. And the people procuring these things for you.
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Yeah, I mean, you hear, too, even going back into, like, the original movie days. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland. Bad, you know, she had bad addictions. A lot of those early movie stars had bad addictions to pills.
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Which was going to be announcing a fest that now is not happening.
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I mean, yes. A version of it? Some kind of version. Yeah, me too. I don't think it's the white clouds.
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That's right. We don't hear much about that anymore. No, the metaverse.
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No. I mean, Facebook changed their name to Meta. To Meta. Yes. They were so sure.
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Whatever. Nothing. The monkey thing that was like so... Bored ape.
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Because the market was flooded by. By pixelated dicks. That's right.
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Then there was like a thing that we're about to have being stolen.
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Box is a five-hour energy that says we are going to do this.
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Well, right. Wasn't it going to be at like different ones around the town or something?
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I mean, somebody who literally just had money to burn.
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Oh, okay. So they did actually get a refund because I thought that was part of the paperwork. That was. That he put out, too, which had the legal jargon of no refunds, no refunds.
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No, he did not. No. None of the Jenners did either. No. Whoever was involved in the beginning.
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Yeah, because he just was doing like local stuff in New York, right? Doing stuff at clubs in New York. Yeah, he was like a— Special event, like exclusive.
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I remember you did tell this story. And it was because you had gone to your dad's. And you had opened the refrigerator and seen a can of whipped cream. And you did not.
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And this is just after it had snowed. So I'm thinking, uh-oh, worse pipe.
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Because she knows everything about pipes now. I know everything about pipes, about water damage.
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Flashlight and stuff in hand. I saw you go in. I wished you well.
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Our house is 100 years old. So I've, yeah, I've peeked into the abyss.
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Yeah, I saw something about him having a big inauguration party.
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The powdery stuff is hard to get right. You have to be able to mix it the right way. Is that it?
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I did watch Breath of Fire. Yes, I did watch the end of it.
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I don't know. Guru Jagat. Yeah, Guru Jagat. Yeah, I mean, the fact that she died. I knew that was happening, right? We knew that from earlier episodes. But, you know, you didn't know what manner she died, what happened. It's a little suspicious. I can kind of see how some conspiracy theories might have grown from this. Because she was really off the rocker. I mean, it was 2020? Yeah. 2020.
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Und ja, und so sie dann konnten die Live-Shows nicht machen, sie konnte nicht mehr Geld machen, sie war in Trouble. Was war das auch mit dem?
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And a part of that too was that apparently the yogi guy said karma doesn't work through the phone. Yes. So you're okay to scam people.
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Any breath work is a real thing. Sure. I mean, it can help you relax. It can help you, you know, get excited. Absolutely. Make you kind of lightheaded.
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Yeah, so Bradwork's a real thing. But yeah, it was under a false premise that this was some ancient thing.
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And she became... Oh yeah, celebrities were going, Madonna was there, Demi Moore, all these people.
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Well, same with the prosperity preaching within the Christian world.
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Ja, Sie wundern sich ein bisschen. Es war ein bisschen, und ich will nicht sagen, es klingt schmerzhaft, das zu sagen, aber es war ein bisschen einfach, dass sie einfach gestorben ist.
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Well, it's another scam, and there's a million of them out there, so this one just happens to involve, uh, Yogi. That's right, Yogi BG. Yogi TCB. I really like Yogi T, too, and now I don't know.
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I didn't, but I kind of want to go back and watch that now. Go watch The Americans.
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Ich kann Ihnen einen Schuss zeigen. Es ist ein heißer Mist.
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You thought he was calling you. You were calling him.
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Well, I noticed you had a little something on your cheek there. That's it.
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I pass through there when I'm going up to Greenville.
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Jeff and I had a little, well, Friday night we watched The Fight, obviously. A little lovemaking with Jeff. Saturday, we did. We had a date night. We did. She said we did. We did. We did. Good for you guys. We had a date night, went out to a fun dinner, got a little dressed up and enjoyed ourselves. When was that? Saturday night? Saturday night. Oh, where'd you guys go? We went to Southern Bell.
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Never heard of that one. Yeah, it's down there in my, you know, little bubble of downtown-ness.
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We've got such great restaurants downtown that we kind of just tend to stay in that little zone, which I think a lot of people do in Atlanta, stay in their zone no matter where that is. Just because the traffic is crazy and you can't just, there's so much new stuff all over, you can't try it all.
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It was really good. Well, it was Southern-inspired. Go figure. And yeah, it was just, it was lovely food. You know, salad, fried green tomatoes, some braised short ribs. I love me a good fried green tomato. Yeah, there was a pasta dish. I don't know, it was delicious and the atmosphere was lovely. It's right there next to the Landmark Theater. Oh, in that plaza. Druid Hills area.
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No, no, I'm sorry. Not the Landmark Theater, but the Plaza Theater.
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Is Operate DM still there? Yeah, well, that's over by the Trader Joe's.
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It was a big Tennessee-Georgia game, which Tennessee lost.
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They really did. I mean, they were going at it. I mean, there was the cut that happened on the face and then there was blood everywhere. It was nuts.
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I know, I kept thinking somebody was going to go down.
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I know, I go, oh my god, I just saw his ass. And Jeff was like, what? What?
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I mean, come on, guys. In the car. I was like, really?
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Yeah, I mean, you could tell almost immediately that.
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It was, yeah, it was basically Jake Paul just not hurting him.
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Well, he had a lot to do with the women's fight beforehand. And in fact, on that little documentary series leading up to the fight that I watched last week, he was talking about the girl's fight. I saw it. He was like, that's the one I'm really interested in. And quite frankly, that was the one. That was the winner. That and the ringside girl's boobs. Yeah.
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The camera was just right there. The boobs on either side would be flanking the person that they were talking to.
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You were at the merch stand, right?
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The guy next to me had a very unique laugh.
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I know. At one point I was laughing at him laughing because I was like, is that real?
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Because that was just too convenient that the guy right next to us was like, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. And he laughed at everything. Everything.
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Everything. Or he'd say, well, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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Yeah, actually, Tina was talking about that, and I was like, let's go.
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I know. I felt very privileged because we went to go see Bill Murray.
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Well, right. And then the kids have to like the babysitter.
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I was going to say, I wish, I mean, I was already going to the show, so I couldn't do it. But if you guys really need somebody, let me know. I would love to help you guys out on a romantic evening.
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They like me. I like them. We're all good. Yeah.
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Yeah. Just to make sure everything's tasting correctly. Yeah. And that the other customers are having a good time.
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That's so awful. And I'm cold right now too thinking about it.
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These are people that live in Greenland. They live in Greenland. And then they go to another part. Yes. Then cocoon in.
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I was going to say you're in their territory.
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Aren't you supposed to get, like, in a bathtub, too?
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Patrick's Day where you and I... Ah, it was a Monday.
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Because the slightest rumble of thunder. There was a lot. It was like really rumbling for a while and tons of lightning.
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She kind of looks like Toto from The Wizard of Oz.
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I thought tornado and Blue and then, I mean, think of The Wizard of Oz.
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This little shit. I mean, honestly, this little shit. She's cute. She's cute. That's the thing. She is cute.
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I know. It's like I came in today and even today, just, I mean, the barking. It's incessant. It's me. I come over here all the time. All the time for years now. I've been walking in that door.
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And it's not just a bark, bark, and then stop.
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Can't stop, won't stop. Can't stop, won't stop.
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Have the kids kind of got, like, to where they tune her out a little bit?
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I thought I talked the other day with one of those little things on it.
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And I thought, oh, that's kind of sad, but I get it.
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The muzzle, yeah. I was on a walk and saw it.
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And it'll look like Hannibal Lecter.
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The later in the day, I don't remember as much, but...
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Blue, shut up. Here come the storms. I don't want it.
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What are you doing to me? I just want to get some sleep. It's the first time in years that I've been out after nine o'clock at night. I know.
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The weird thing is, though, is that, you know, she barks, barks, barks. I come in here to the studio. She comes in and lays calmly right next to me.
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I remember a lot of yingling and shots.
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Yeah. Or like I told you when I went to Mexico, there was this dog that was at the hotel, the resort that we were at, and it was the hotel dog. And it just went around. It was very good, nice and calm, and it lived on the beach.
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You can take Blue down to Mexico. They'll accept her. Yes.
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Yeah, I think I've. Do you know what I'm talking about? I listened to that one on accident one time.
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We did have the foresight to get a hotel room.
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I can't believe there's only one more.
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Making sure everything is in place to go right. That's right.
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I mean, is there some kind? I mean, I can't help but wonder. I mean, is he really that dumb or is there some kind of. Other motive, ulterior motive that he's getting out of saying that this is going to happen and then it doesn't because I can't. I mean, you just have to be completely stupid.
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After you got in so much trouble the first time for all of this and then and to do it again.
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You don't announce something, then plan it.
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Maybe he's going to have Darcy and Stacey. We don't know.
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Yeah, to somebody who does not know.
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Was that before she did? Yes. Because, I mean, the first time I really saw Darcy or Stacey, I don't know which one it was, but was on the... 90 Day Fiancé. Before the 90 days, I think, where she went over there to meet that guy who was the... The German guy. The Nordic guy. Yeah, the Nordic dude.
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I want to see like a, you know how they show... Before and after? You know how it shows, well, you know how it shows like the phases of the moon? Yes.
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Yes, because it's... The one that I saw originally, originally, she was pretty, she was kind of getting there. You know, she had a little bit of this.
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Yeah, but it wasn't what it is today. My gosh.
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We could have desperately used autotune. You've got everything else.
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Yes. All the technology out there has made you look like you look. You could at least use some autotune.
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No one knows their future is going to end this way. I didn't know your future would end this way. That's not a congruent sentence. But okay, well, that's the least of the sins in this song. This is terrible. Who made this?
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There's always somebody that will do it.
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The floodgates opened, and I got the account.
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It sounds vaguely like another song that I've heard, too.
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But it didn't take me long to go, ah, well, I guess if I was him, maybe. I don't know.
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You're still watching The Last Resort, right? Yeah.
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Seven Little Johnstons. I got to go to the Fyre Fest. I don't have time for 90 Days, Beyonce.
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I love you. Best to you. Best to you.
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Just to make sure everything's tasting correctly and that the other customers are having a good time.
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And I literally dragged her to the hotel, threw her upstairs and said, have a good night. And when I came back three hours later, she was in the exact same position, shoes, jacket, everything. She was gone.
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Oh, yeah, he was a good hour and a half or something.
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Yeah, he had some other great comics with him as well.
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He was really funny. He was so funny. Jeff really enjoyed him too.
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Maybe. I mean, it was a real church, a real tabernacle.
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I think you're right. Okay, thank you. Of course. No, I know. It seems completely ridiculous.
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There's a lot of other things to get fired up about. And this is the same space. This is our sacred space. Yeah. We're supposed to be funny.
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Yeah. I think I got that right. Yeah. And then he left. He got divorced.
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And she stayed down there and was on this reality show that I watched.
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I found it on Hulu. I was like, what's this? Oh, okay. And it was Armie Hammer's ex-wife. Oh, very interesting.
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Yeah, it's the natural curiosity. Yeah, it really is.
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Might be rope tying, might be whacking off in a plant at a party.
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I don't think so. I think it was spontaneous jizzing.
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I think he was looking at people. Yeah, I think he was too. I need to go back and read the articles.
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I don't know if it was Amy Schumer. Yeah, but I feel like somebody. I feel like she would have been all over talking about it.
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Yeah, I mean, I remember Rob Schneider. What happened with him again?
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I just see a little here and there. I mean, it's, yeah. Yeah. It seems completely crazy.
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Yeah, but then I read something this morning that said she said she didn't say that. Oh, really? Something crazy. I don't know. I'm stopping away from the crazy. Wait, now she's saying that she didn't say that? Yeah, I saw a blurb this morning and I was going to click on it. And then I was like, I'm just done with it.
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I don't know how to do these things. And if she had broken something when she fell, that could be... It didn't look like she was in pain.
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Although I have to say, according to the show, The Ambassador, there's a lot of drama that goes down. I love that show.
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Didn't they go on like some kind of road trip? And that kind of really got people into Gail?
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No, a life coach. Sorry, my voice. I have no idea what's going on.
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I was home by like 1030. 1030 is a little late on a school night, Chrissy. Like you in bed by 9.15? It was worth it to go see the Led Zeppelin movie, which I highly recommend. In IMAX?
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Well, it was about the beginning of Led Zeppelin, like how each one of them began their lives and then the making of the first two records.
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Oh, we talked about this before. You have not seen the ending. I have not seen the ending of the second season.
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I guess maybe the sound and the way the screen curved.
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Wow. Okay. It's the first actually authorized documentary on Led Zeppelin.
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Geez, Vince involved in the plane crash. Well, Vince's plane was involved in the plane crash.
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But Riverbeat is out. Missy Elliott's headlining it. Killers, The Killers.
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All right. Fan. Cage the Elephant. Ludacris. Okay. Those are just off the top of my head. Got a little Yacht Rock review. Yacht Rock review.
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What happens is explosive. From – Not in the literal way.
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I used to see them all the time. They would be playing down at that Piedmont Park place.
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The Park Tavern. Park Tavern. Ah, the good old Park Tavern.
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You guys were so, I mean, you were renaissance. We were ahead of our time. You were fashion, chili cook-off.
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That's surprising, I have to say, because there's chili cook-offs all around Atlanta that have been going on for years that are in less of a more desirable spot.
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There you go. You could be a life coach. You have lived a lot of lives.
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I could be a life coach. You've been my life coach in some instances. And you've been mine.
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My kid is embarrassed of their parents. I never wanted my parents to be around.
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What about this? You finish The Diplomat, and I'll start back on The Americans.
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There's like a Severance wiki. I think. Oh, yeah. And there's all kinds of forums on Reddit, and it's wild. And then they analyze everything.
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I know. I have a friend who's doing that. She's holding off. She's holding off until the entire season is out. Until they're out so she can binge it.
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Like, take a look at yourself before you leave? No, it was like a fancy mirror. Okay. And he was working at a furniture store at the time, and I was in high school. But it was kind of, you know, maybe not the best present.
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I mean, it was like I said, it was a nice mirror, but... That just popped in my head when you asked me.
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I didn't think it had any kind of crazy meaning behind it, but I think he just happened to work in a furniture store and get his discount.
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Like as a stocking stuffer? Every single year. Yeah. I mean, you can always use Band-Aids.
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It's a surprise. I know you're going to love it. I know you kids are going to love this. I've been thinking about this for weeks. I made a decision. I'm going to go with it. I know you don't always love my cooking. You're going to love it.
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It looked great. They do make it look good on the commercials.
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No, and that's probably why they do not have those pasta bowls anymore. Exactly.
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Well, there's tons of them now, but maybe back then there weren't that many.
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With like at least a box of pizza.
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Yeah, you make the most of it. That's what you have to do. And you have to, you know, when you get older, too, you look back at stuff that happened when you were younger with your parents and you're like, they were doing the best they could.
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Yeah, it's just, I think, easier when they're not your own kids.
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All right, and we're back. And I want pizza now.
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Okay. I mean, I'd have to kind of sing it. Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two doves. Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. The third one is French horn. French hens.
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There's too many coffee cups out there.
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And that's just... The last time we moved, I purged a bunch of them. Even if they were kind of special. Yeah. I was like, there's too many.
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I was going to say, you really got attached to those pants you got.
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Me too. I'm wearing some special ones today, in fact.
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I like shampoo, but I mean, you could go with an expensive shampoo and conditioner.
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But a picture in a picture frame. Okay, I can go with that. Special picture.
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Oh, you give them to Goodwill the next year.
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No. Never re-gifted? I mean, I don't know that I've, well, no, I've never gifted, re-gifted as if it was my own gift. Like I had picked it out for them and I really hadn't. Okay, so you never... I would give somebody something, but I would say, I got this and don't want it. Would you like it? Okay.
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That's the sad part. Yeah, I read a whole thing about how they pop up in food deserts too, which are places that don't have fresh food and produce. And then they have everything canned and it's –
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They're really bad. They're bad? Are they scented? I'm a big candle person. I go for a nice, expensive candle because it just lasts longer and smells better. I agree. I mean, anytime I've ever bought a cheap candle, it's disappointing.
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Yeah, that's tricky. That's a lot of responsibility you're putting on someone.
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A funny one or a good quality one.
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Again, clothing is... I go against getting clothing.
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That's like your hair loss program. I know. I think it's worse, actually. Yes, it is.
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Well, if only you'd had a gift certificate.
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There's some beautiful paperweights out there. You know, I've seen before. They're like the blown glass and they're really pretty.
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Unless they really want it. Hey, listen. There's some great vacuums out there.
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We received one one year from Jeff's mom and loved it.
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It is. Yeah. Really. And they're more expensive than an iPad.
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Well, clean supplies? Yeah, no, that's bad.
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Oh, my favorite's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree.
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Probably. We should ask Jeff's mom.
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They're a very Catholic family. Yeah.
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There's some good versions. David Bisbal.
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I don't know. I'm a crab girl. I love the crab. You know I love the crab.
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It's got the Spanish Mall. And just the beautiful, slow vibe.
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Was it more families that you saw or would it be something Jeff and I would like as a little getaway?
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Maybe we'll have to check it out. In fact, Jeff is consulting on another festival that's in that area.
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So I think I'm going to target that for us to go down there. We can check it out.
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You could see the stars, so it wasn't so bright in this part of town.
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Oh, yeah. You're so excited as a kid. I just remember being so excited.
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Yeah. Jeff and I, we were making the bed this morning and he said, oh, back to work.
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And I have to say, you know, I was excited. I did miss it.
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Yeah, there were a lot of highs and lows from what I read. I will have to say this. I saw, we tuned into some of it, and we did see the Missy Elliott set, and it was really good. And the Fila Kuti, his son.
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I know a lot of people love him. I enjoy some of his music, I guess. He's not my first choice to put on, though.
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Those animated movies really do bring stuff back into rotation.
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Did he have like an after party or some kind of, he had a special party, I think.
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Or used to be married. They're not together anymore. Now she's with Tim and Timothy.
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I guess Weezer played, and there's all of that that's happening with the bassist's wife. Did you hear about that?
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No, that's the thing. No, if Jeff had some kind of mental breakdown and was shot by the Georgia patrol, I think I would be staying here to help.
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Is that what the face value is for Coachella? I haven't even looked.
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And they said it was explained because I guess in the past parking was kind of first come first serve. But this year there was some kind of reserved parking.
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Oh, that's right. I forget that. There's their two weekends.
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Okay. Okay. All right. I guess that's one way to do it. You know. And then do you get a ticket? Your ticket only goes for one weekend.
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I don't think it costs us any money, but Jeff has access to Nugs. I think maybe it was on Nugs.
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The camping has kept me awake. I don't want to go camp in the desert.
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It's so crazy. I don't even know what's happening. I mean, by the time this airs, something might have changed.
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I mean, a lot of people were definitely questioning the choice there.
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Well, doesn't it look like it has them? It goes up, but then those come off or something?
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I mean, it's a big deal. But like you're saying, what did it really accomplish in the scope of what's happening right now in the world? Which there's a lot.
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A lot that needs to be addressed. There's a lot of programs that are being cut. There's a lot of stuff that's happening. And I do feel like that money could have gone towards something else.
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Families go every year and it's a whole thing. And they have these private beaches.
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Did they have any kind of, like, you know how the hurricanes come and all of that? Did they have any kind of damage that they had to rebuild from?
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Well, no, I know who he is now because I was talking to Christina about there was a whole documentary. I think it was five parts, six parts, something like that about his life. That's how I learned about him, but I did not know about him before.
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He's a big deal. It's crazy to me. I was like, Robbie Williams, household name. We didn't grow up in the UK. Neither did I. But your mom did. Your mom did. Yeah, and it makes more sense as to why, you know, I haven't seen, what, a Christmas story, but I know who Robbie Williams is.
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I don't know. Terrible. You've got a different perspective, I think.
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You should have been scared. I was. I was. When you saw Wolfie earlier. I was scared when I pulled up. You and your daughter.
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Every time you go on these fancy vacations, the dinner is always something.
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You didn't win on the course, so maybe you can win at the bar.
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That was a lot of fun. I love a little putt-putt. You and I went to another putt-putt that time. Remember the one out in Gwinnett?
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I think you need to put in the lyrics to Sunnyside Up.
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I was just sitting here thinking how bad this is.
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You'll make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some very heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock.
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Best to you. Best to you. That's a good one. That's a classic.
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I mean, how are they even saying like, okay, well, I'm God and the reason is because my A.I. My A.I.
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Yeah, like in the middle of the night too, right?
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Yes, it does have the empathy thing. It does have empathy.
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You know, that's a good question. I haven't really talked to them about it, but now that we've got one of them home for the summer, I'll ask her. You should ask her.
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I think school-age kids are using it for school.
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I mean, there's still other than some people being able having the money to buy when stocks tanked.
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He wasn't already? It just seems like basketball stars go on too.
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I did, you know, when I was younger, and it was a big deal.
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Yeah, well, which you were right in the center of it.
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I can't imagine just a life of constantly having surgeries and recovery and surgeries and recoveries.
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I mean, I'd say LeBron James has got to be up there too.
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But also think about the TV landscape. Between now and then. Then there was not all of the content, all of the fractured ways that you could watch TV.
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Just flail your arms. Yes. My dad was a swimmer for Georgia Tech. Oh, he was? Yeah.
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No, we'll be back, and then it's Memorial Day weekend, and then the following weekend is when we're doing this. Okay, good. We should be set. I've got my Reggie's drinks, I think, need to be on hand.
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I'm also going to blame some of it on a different tree or grass. Pollen. Pollen.
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Can I blame a little bit on that? Sure. Feel free. Yeah. There's some kind of different tree or grass, which I'm highly susceptible to allergies.
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No, it's just three days. In my defense, too. Hold on. Wait. I've got a song for you.
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In my defense, I was going to say there's the day before the three days, and then there's the day after the three days, and all of them are a party.
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I had a friend that said that he listened to that episode and he was like, oh my God, it was hilarious. I felt like I was right there with you guys at the show.
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Jackie Beans. Oh, that's fantastic. I've got to send that to Jackie Beans.
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Dick Clark? The Wolfman. Oh, Wolfman. Yeah, the Wolfman.
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Yeah, I think he was part of like getting Elvis on air.
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It is still on. I saw Netflix. I saw that they have the behind the scenes or whatever, like the leading up to.
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I didn't even realize the whole trajectory of that guy's career. Yeah. From a young age. He was the number one YouTuber at 17 or something. Yeah.
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I don't know, I think this was on the behind the scenes thing that they were giving his, like... Logan, I'm sorry, I keep on, why did I say Aaron?
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Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Sauknöpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
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That's what it says here. It's scheduled for November 15th.
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I know. I keep having to re-log in to stuff all the time.
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God, I guess they're weighing about the same, too. What do they weigh? 225 is Paul and 224 is Tyson.
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No, so they're saying here it's $40 million for Paul, while Tyson will earn $20 million. No, really? That's what this one thing is saying. They have not been officially released, though, the fight purses.
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But they have started doing some traveling and I like the direction that they're going in.
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Oh, mein Gott. Meine Eltern hatten auch viele Kinder, also gingen wir nicht auf viele... Ja, wir auch nicht.
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This is so funny, because I just watched Vacation. The original Vacation. Over the weekend.
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Wer verdient es? Yeah, no, I say it's up to you. Whatever you think.
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Yeah, who am I to say what to do with the money that you made?
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The Home Depot guy is doing that. Or he just died. One of the founders of Home Depot. And within 20 years, everything has to be spent. Yeah.
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I don't have that kind of time. I gotta catch up on 90 Day Fiance.
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Ja, es ist sehr schnell. Du nimmst nicht aus, es ist sehr schnell.
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Oh, okay. Sounds like the relationship was terminated before it started. Sure.
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I'm picturing like a guy out there in a unicycle. Yeah. Going down the beach.
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You know that guy at the fish show who's outside twirling flames? Yeah. Can't seem to get it right. He's one step away from setting himself on fire.
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I know. I imagine guys like, you know, the hacky sackers. Hey, hacky sack. Yeah. This is going to be such a shit show.
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Am I right? Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, Jeff's in the festival world. And yeah, this is a sham.
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But we don't know who's playing. We don't know where we could stay, and we have no idea what location it's at.
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Yeah, I mean, he said artists, not what kind of artists. Athletes, artists, and musicians. And other performers. And other performers. He didn't even really say musicians.
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Trust it. Yeah. And people will buy those for established stuff. Mempho is the same way. They don't announce the seats yet, but you can't. Billy can't do that. No, he can't do that. Not with what just happened.
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They blew all their budget on the promotion, on the, you know, the videos. Influencers. Yeah, and all the stuff. And those people got paid and then the people had cheese sandwiches.
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That's right. Yeah, he came in from New York. He came in from New York and he was yelling at the TV.
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Your energy is just attracted to wires. Oh, my God. That's what it is. It's wired, clunky, scary shit.
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Thank God I didn't have to go to the airport. Thank God. Thank God.
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I'm recording you in Pink Floyd Dolby Audio for my new movie. You heard it here last.
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I'll take a five-hour energy and come in here and get to work.
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Use some extra money for the... For your models. That's right.
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And isn't the guy that's doing, you know that he's doing like that billionaire guy that's trying to live forever?
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Because it happened with the BBLs, the butt lifts. It's happened with the BBLs. And people have died.
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Well, I mean, the rejuvenation has been going on for years, right?
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Yeah, no, that's separate. Like the vaginal rejuvenation. Oh, like the medical procedure.
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I mean, we might need to be talking to them about the sponsorship for the 12 hours. Well, that's true.
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I mean, I guess some people like that look, including... Men like that look on women, I guess. I mean, we watch those TLC shows, the twins. Yes. Those girls, Stacey and Darcy or whatever. Oh, yeah. Wow.
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I mean, it's unbelievable just how much is in there. But I guess that's the look. And I guess some people like it. And I guess each to their own.
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Yeah, some people really are into it. And more power to you, but it seems like it takes a lot of work. There's a show on Showtime called Couples Therapy. Oh, I want to watch that show. It's good. It's really good. I mean, it's a for real psychiatrist. Are those real people? Yes, and real couples.
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And on one of the seasons, they do have a throuple. And man, it just seems like a lot of work.
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There's all these rules and things. Yeah. Boundaries and stuff. I mean, long term, it just seems like it can devolve into a mess.
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Yeah, like a one night fling kind of thing is one thing. But when you're actually having a relationship with three people in a relationship or more. Yes. I mean, there's people that are doing more than that. And it seems terrible. very hard and complicated and I like a lot of work.
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And I sleep with this person and I sleep with that person and I love you and I don't love you.
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Is that show still on, too, the one you were watching where they were looking for the third?
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Well, there's that one. And then there's the other one. Didn't you tell me? I don't know. There's a couple of them. They're all on TLC.
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Yes. I've been reading different things about it, too. And, I mean, he's saying it's on. Everybody else is saying it's not.
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And why is this your comeback? Like, wouldn't you be sure everything was locked in? Everything. Everything was above and beyond.
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Do you want to listen to that? Yeah, but what did he say on Good Morning America?
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That's the way it is a lot of places in Europe. A lot of places have very beautiful churches.
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Hair ties. Hair ties. I was going to say hair, and you were right. It was adjacent.
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Please invite me to the next Venezuelan wedding, please.
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What a story. What a fun time. That's not the... And I don't have small kids. Yeah, you don't have small kids. I'll be partying with everybody. Oh, yeah.
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There's an imbalance somewhere. Yeah, Chrissy, there's an imbalance. I grew up with a dog exactly like that, and it will. It will drive you insane. And there's, you know, it's the dog, and you love the dog. Of course. So, you know, you want to help the dog. The dog seems agitated.
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I still think you need to investigate the Xanax part. The doggie Xanax. They've got to have it.
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But now she's shedding because it's 75 degrees in Atlanta. Hey, listen. Two weeks after it snows.
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I went to the park the other day, sat under a tree, read a book.
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I didn't grow up in the cold and I'm good with not being in it either.
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No, no. The cooks, the servers, the dishwashers, everybody, I mean, they've got it down.
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We were working together at Clear Channel. I'm just getting to know each other. I know. And you were like, I love Teen Mom.
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I know. I want it, too. Right now. Scattered, smothered, covered in dice. Get us lunch, Brian.
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Well, I mean, they reach a lot of people. And it is kind of like the new media in a lot of ways. I guess it depends on how they present it. I don't know. I mean, what are you just going in there and you're just recording it and then broadcasting it to your people?
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Well, what's the difference between just reading what was said in the news or watching what was said in the news and then giving your opinion on that?
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Fox News doesn't do that. CNN doesn't do that. But they're in the room, too.
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Yeah, I guess my difference is that, you know, like Anderson Cooper, I really like him. So I am watching for him and maybe like his take on what happened that day. And I know Fox News has got their people that they like, whatever. Different outlets have personalities, I feel like, that do give their opinions on what was said in the press briefing.
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Maybe I'm thinking about this differently, but isn't it open? It's not like it's a closed room, right?
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No, but I mean, it's not like it's not open to the public to view it. Don't they always... Isn't it on C-SPAN or on something or... I don't know.
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It's not like in a back dark room. No. Well, I mean, it is in a back dark room. And then people are coming out of there and reporting.
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I think the cat's out of the bag on that, though. I think at this point, it's all people looking to hear other people's opinions. Social media, that's where a lot of people are getting their news from, too.
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Yeah, it really is. I think we just have to accept that it's a whole new world. And if you do really want straight facts, you go to Reuters or, you know, the Associated Press or C-SPAN. Otherwise, you're going to your favorite podcaster or your personal influencer on social media or whatever. I think that's what people are seeking out.
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You know what I'm saying? Oh, we are. Oh, I know it. I've just come to accept it.
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Don't you read things that you want people to say or that people want you to say?
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But thanks for paying us. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
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Oh, I thought you were into toes. I mean, I get a regular pedicure. I like to have nice toes.
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People can really go overboard with that eyebrow lift. I swear, I watch enough, well, we watch reality TV, and I think I watch even more of the Housewives and that kind of thing, and it is just, it can be really weird looking.
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Is that like a cameo policy or is that Big Ed's policy? Well, no, it's a cameo policy. Big Ed should open it up.
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You might just sort of message him independently, slide into his DMs.
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You're not the only ones. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
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Really? I'm the opposite because when I go to rent something, I'm like, yeah, I want to watch it right now.
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Did you ever see that? I did. Yeah, it was the Daryl Hall, John Oates of Daryl. That's the Daryl.
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I haven't, but I feel like I've seen quite a few documentaries from different perspectives and different people on it.
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And it's very fascinating. I love it. I love everything about it.
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Oh, God. There's so many. There really are. But what do you think? I don't think everybody was there, like, at the same time. Yeah. That I truly love. Yeah. I mean, just off the top of the head, I mean, it's got to be Chris Farley, Kristen Wiig. Yeah. Will Ferrell, obviously. Will Ferrell. I loved, I loved whenever, although never actually a cast member, Steve Martin has been on quite a few times.
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Yeah. So many. I mean, think about Dana Carvey. Oh, yeah.
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Who's the guy that's married? God, who's the guy that's married to Scarlett Johansson? Colin Jost. Colin Jost, I love him. Michael Chey.
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There was a Making of Caddyshack that I just watched recently, and it's really good.
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Yeah, they made it work for the movie, but they did hate each other. hated each other.
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Yeah, he was only available for like two days or something that they had him. And so they talk about how he had to come in and Of course, he was only supposed to have one line or something like that, and then he kind of stole it. Improved the whole thing. Improved the whole thing. Everybody loved him. The set is set at an actual country club down in Florida.
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They didn't buy it, but yeah, they had to rent it out. Again, it was for a very short time, too, because it was an actual working country club.
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The hotel next to it. And yeah, they said it was a party, party, party all the time. Of course. And it's a very interesting documentary. It's on Amazon.
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Well, no. You talk about it so much that I feel like I should watch it to see, for research purposes, what you're talking about. Then I get sucked in. Then I suck Jeff in. And it's a whole cycle. A likely story. I think you need to start going to Saturday Night Live, and then we can talk about that.
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Yeah, because they don't know what they... It is true reality, I think, to some degree.
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I don't know who owns Onlyfans. I'm just curious. Who started Onlyfans? Is it like a big company or is it a person, one person? I don't know.
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So Christopher Cross is like, supposedly, according to this documentary, the king of... Yacht Rock.
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Well, no. I know there's employees, but I wonder how it got started or if it was even in this country.
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He's a billionaire now, that's for sure. That is for sure.
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You're talking about OnlyFans and then you're talking about a guy who approached you.
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Stay in. No. I'm of the mind, like, if I go to Vegas or something and I win, then I leave.
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You can lose it, or if you start winning, then cash out.
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Yeah, I agree. Unless you just really love the game you're playing, like you just really love to play poker or you really love to play the game itself, then I guess then you're paying to play.
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I'd love to have a roulette wheel in my basement. Yes. Yes, I'd love to.
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They give you a little snippet of winning and you get excited and then you lose.
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I mean, I'm trying to think about where I've tipped. I've certainly never.
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If it was a great service and it was on the company card.
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It's a family vacation. You took a nap and went to Waffle House.
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Yeah, those things can be really sharp. Of course. Ones where you click them.
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I'm going to have to scan my memories now for any kind of roast material. There was never a fight situation with us.
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Well, we've taken plenty of drugs together.
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I was wondering that. I sent you a message the other day.
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Yeah, this was something we were talking about. It's crazy.
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And I feel like it just kind of popped up over the past maybe year where I've really started to notice that it is like every other car says student driver on it. And a lot of times it's just this lone person.
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Yeah, because back before when you saw those, I mean, it was literally you thought somebody was like in training. You know, there would be maybe two people in the car. It's a parent or it's an instructor.
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Is this the name of a band that we don't know about or something?
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Well, also it was like embarrassing to see it. Like, I mean, I was a student driver at some point, but I was not putting that on the car and neither were my parents.
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That's good to know, because there was some I could roast you about that.
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I know, it's so crazy, too, because starting in the pandemic, I mean, there's been so much that's happened.
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And the car doesn't go anywhere. It's bad. It's terrible. My grandfather used to do that.
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Yeah, there was a business that I worked at in college. It was owned by this wealthy family, and they had all of these Thomas Kinkade huge paintings.
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What kind of pictures was it? What kind of things was he painting?
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Maybe we'll get a full screening like we did, like in a theater.
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I was supposed to go, but I couldn't. But yeah, you said it.
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That's right. Based on a game, a video game.
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Okay. All right. Well, I'm even okay with, like, bad drivers doing it, but actually just stupid people.
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Yes, I remember this story, but I thought you guys had already been friends.
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No, that's what I'm saying. I can't picture that.
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How did he even have a team? Because he's in the wrong here.
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I've been to a WWE match. I have. Like I said, I used to sell cable advertising, and we got some free tickets. And just as a joke, a bunch of us from the office went. We made signs, held them up, and totally got into it.
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Yeah, I mean, it was in like an arena and they had the, what do you call that?
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The ring. And they wrestled. I don't know. It was a big show. It was funny. I thought we were like just laughing about it.
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No, I mean, I guess there are some real things about it, but yeah, they make it look worse than it is.
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They've got the money. They're the only ones that are like really making money, which I thought about a few days ago. I was like, the reason I think while they're the ones that are really making money is because they're still the only ones that are doing where they release all the episodes at once. So that quickly gets people through all of their stuff.
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I thought they were discontinuing freebie, but maybe I just heard that.
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Everything. Let's see, Landman on Paramount+. I just binged quite a few things on Netflix. Let's see, Peacock's got all of my Housewives stuff.
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Let's see, what did I watch? I watched Missing You, and that had like five episodes. And then what was the other one? We did The Diplomat. And then there was something else. I'll look at my thing.
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I guess if I was going to go back and listen to a show that had as many episodes as we do, I'd listen and then discover that I really liked it. And I wanted to maybe then go back and start from the beginning.
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Isn't Ireland where you first saw the sex show that we love from Britain?
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People look at things pierced. I mean, there's tattoos. It's everything. Men, women, trans, everything.
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average people big short tall small large that want to be naked on that want to be naked on television they're average they're normal that's the part that gets me every time is that these fucking people have to go back to their hometown like some people you know they when they get dismissed or whatever they go and then they interview them separately just standing there naked and then the people are like yeah i'll just go back to my teaching job yeah okay like
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I mean, that started it off, but she's been in stuff decade after decade.
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Elmo's Fire. I love that movie. It was before my time, but I love that movie.
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Well, this was that I had a problem with because I've seen The Substance and I loved it, but it's definitely not a musical or a comedy. I mean, it's... satirical, ironic, that kind of thing, but as far as like a comedy, no. I saw the trailers for it. Horror slash sci-fi on Google when you pull up the movie. It's not a comedy or definitely not a musical. It's so weird.
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That's right. Just to put a point on it. We had a little viral moment.
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That went a lot. I want to see that now. Apparently it's like three and a half hours, though.
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That was good. I saw that during the break, by the way. I want to watch.
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Amelia Perez. Wasn't it Selena Gomez playing her? Yes, I think so.
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Well, I saw that recently, and I have to say I was kind of disappointed.
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Yeah, Michael Keaton does a great job in it. It's just the story itself kind of falls flat.
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Oh, no, it's definitely happening. I can't wait for that, too.
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Well, he has it, and then I guess he gets a surgery that corrects it.
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Is it comedy or is it drama? It's like comedic spots, but... Did you watch the new season of The Bear? I did.
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Yeah, I mean, I thought it wasn't as good as the other ones, but it's still good.
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While they were announcing the winner, they mentioned that the commentary on the Gold Globes was kind of weird. Yeah. They had somebody say that I guess he was emailed 41,000 times. He was. Yes.
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There are photos. I think other people are probably filming something too, maybe right about now, but whatever.
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That's what I thought too. And it mixes the film with television.
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So listen, I mean, you might have just had like a surgery and he was in pain or something.
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Yeah. No, they definitely are chiming in like, that's hilarious. It's true, but hopefully we're hoping for democracy.
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Maybe now I'll never be on it. You're going to be on a list.
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It's been on forever because I used to work in cable advertising. And it's, I mean, definitely been on since 2000, I would say.
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Well, it was entertainment. It still is. It was entertainment. But...
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Look, it's the guy that's banned in Venezuela. Yeah, look.
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I have to say, I've found myself thinking about Sean and what he does.
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Throughout the podcast. The past few days since we talked to him.
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You could have gotten, you could have kicked off your business.
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Yeah, or I was thinking about, too, you know, collectible cards. My nephews love that, you know, this pack of cards.
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Bathing and gluing braces. Oh my God, look at the one on the right. It's in the hygienist chair.
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There is that Nordic culture that I've... Yeah, the elf Nordic culture.
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Your favorite pop star loves it. You're watching stuff about it on TV.
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It's very interesting. I can think of literally one million other things I would spend money on. But it's a whole, you know, culture.
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Especially after we just did a breakdown. We just did a breakdown.
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Models like the 70... Those have always been around, too.
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Something's only worth as much as people will pay for it.
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Thank you. I needed a good collectible check-in episode.
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I was going to say, give me a picture here of kind of what it looks like. Is it small, like, you know, the little troll size?
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No, whatever you need to get through the day and the night.
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I think around episode 1700, we're going to... We're the chilies of... We always have been.
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Yes. What are we liking ourselves to before the Olive Garden? No, the Cheesecake Factory.
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I remember the early 2000s when Netflix came on the scene.
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Speaking of bag-fluffing, we just talked about that.
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Once you're done, you're done. Unless where you're at currently is just horrible. Well. And you think that maybe you could make a difference in a new updated environment at the old place.
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You do. And when you do, once you... Especially with a mom and pop place where it is personal.
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It's hard to go back and catch that magic that was the beginning where you felt like you were really building something. Because, you know, it's going to take you a long time to get to the point to where you say, I'm out. You know, because you are emotionally invested in it with a mom and pop type shop. Corporations, you can quit easily and nobody knows. You're a number.
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But with that, yes, something that you were working really hard with, you did a little bit of everything. It's going to be hard to go back.
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I worked it out back. And I remember being on, like, a two-hour wait. Oh, yeah.
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So I would, you know, write the names and call the names and... Deal with the... Everybody.
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I only heard about Peanut earlier today. I had no idea there was such a kerfuffle. And then now Peanut's dead.
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I didn't know. I didn't know I was wearing tiny top hats. I know.
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That's what I read, is that they had to euthanize him to see if he had rabies to know if the person was going to have rabies.
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I don't know. Is it the neighbors? I think I thought there was something about the neighbors.
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Yeah, I thought they seized someone else, too, or another animal.
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Well, first of all, get a license or whatever you need to do.
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Of course, something so cute. But you also have to think about, because we just got done watching that show on HBO, what was it, The Chimp Woman? Chimp...
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And they can turn and eat your face. That's right. You need to be approved.
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You need to go through some training or some kind of accreditation.
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I can't believe we sat in the smoking section. I know. My grandmother smoked. My mom smoked.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, that's like, think about those circuses that used to travel around.
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There was no railing. No. Or plexiglass or anything. Or chains on the animals.
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Which used to be the thing that I wanted to drink the most before I was able to drink.
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Exactly. I couldn't wait to be old enough to drink these things.
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I remember being on dates when I was younger and we went to like Applebee's and Chili's.
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Well, you know, and I think TGI Fridays was kind of in the same mixture of places like that.
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I was going to say. Poor TGI Fridays didn't get the same social media love, and now they're filing.
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Well, they were like the anchor in the malls back when malls were even a thing. Yeah, yeah.
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I went to one recently, or I would say not recently. Recently? Well, within the past year. Oh. At the airport.
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I don't know. I think it's like in Gate Terminal C or something. It just happened to be the one where I needed a glass of wine. I was like, I guess it's the Fridays. Yeah. And it was packed.
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Well, they're getting good. Kind of gourmet. Yeah, there's a couple.
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That's it. They are. And it's the only place, too, you know, where it's completely acceptable to be drinking at 8 a.m.
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You would look down upon someone normally in everyday life. What, what, what?
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one beer. No, well, not you and I. Not at all. 8 a.m. beer.
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Yeah, I think her daughter posted a post shot of like her in a bathrobe with two huge bowls of french fries.
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I do have to say that Quentin Tarantino... Isn't he supposed to have a new movie coming out or something?
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Well, I don't know. I mean, I guess we're going to find out what happened. But it seems like, and I've talked about it with a couple of different people, it seems like maybe, I mean, Gene Hackman was 95, right?
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Yeah, I mean, that's a long time. So at first, it was shocking because you're like, all three of them dead, and it seemed like— Fresh. It just happened. But I think the timeline of events may have been different for all of those things to have happened.
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Yeah, or carbon monoxide people were talking about.
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And I want to watch The Brutalist but it's three and a half hours long.
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Which is basically where you find out Best Picture, right?
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I mean, we also sold the tequila, you know, the tequila brand.
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Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I feel like I've known a couple people that have tried to break into that.
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I think that's maybe why the celebrities do it is because they at least have a name to put with it.
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I started thinking about it. I was like, am I updated? I don't remember when I had mine.
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I was going to say your adrenaline had to have been totally pumping. Well, he threw the cone at the car, too.
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Well, right. That's bad coordination, too, on their part. I mean, it's pickup time.
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Yeah, they really should have locked down that area way before any school pickup was happening if that was that important.
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I did see this in the news as like a educational person. No, a defendant. Wait.
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It kind of seems like that. That's why I didn't really tune in. I saw when Ben Stiller came up and went like halfway up or something. He was introducing some category.
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I love it. I have a love-hate with it, though, because as soon as I watch the latest one, I immediately want to see the next one.
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I read about it, though. It was something to do with his wife and then the baby. They would have another baby if he won the two awards. And it was in an Emmy or something or a SAG or a Golden Globe and the Academy.
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Well, the thing is, I saw that Nora won, and it was a good movie. It was not, in my opinion, was not a movie like, oh, my God. You know how some years there's those movies that win big, you know, because it's just like, whoa. It's that movie. That is, you know, I see why it won. It was so good. That didn't happen for me this year.
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I thought it was a good movie, a great movie, but I wasn't like, oh my God, this is so good.
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And I think Demi Moore... Her movie, Substance, was good.
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Well, yeah, it's I mean, for me, it was more about like the take on Hollywood and are just women in general, like aging and how if you had the opportunity to go back to being like a younger woman. self of you, would you? And so you take this pill, this substance. And then through that, there is a younger self that is born out of her body.
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I mean, the substance was more of like a shocking, you know.
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I mean, not Officer and Gentleman. You can't handle the truth. God, what is that movie? I can't believe it. I don't know. A few good men. Oh, a few good men. Oh, that's right. She was a dad. She was an indecent proposal. I mean, St. Elmo's fire. Charlie's Angels. She's been in so many things. It is hard to believe that she's like never been up for a huge award before.
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Yeah, I think it's rude to talk while somebody's performing. She's right there performing.
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Yeah. What else is there to say? Bianca's been sorry.
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I was wondering if this was his major comeback. Well, he ain't invited to the Oscars again.
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So I think he's got a five-year Oscar. Has been any kind of announcer, at least at the thing. And what about Jaden?
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I don't know. I don't think so. But her facial expressions are totally weird. It looks blank. She looks blank. You know, I was looking her up earlier. She's got like a bachelor and a master's degree. She's a very smart woman. She's very smart. So, I mean, I think he's her ticket to some kind of fame. And if this is what it takes, she's up for it.
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Yeah, you wouldn't be able to just walk down the street like that.
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So, yeah. Maybe let that be the cutoff. Yes. If it's illegal, don't do it. I can't walk down Peachtree Street in Atlanta. Then, yeah.
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She was very good. I know. I didn't know about her.
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We've got some good reviews, though. Thank you to those listeners out there that are leaving those.
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I was in my studio. Astrid sent it out to the group.
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I guess they think they're being helpful to other people.
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Yeah, they said no throwing parties, but they did not say no sex-a-thons.
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I mean, the Grammys has always been a place where people have pushed the limits of fashion. But yeah, I don't know if you, you know, who was she? Who did design that?
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I mean, it's all been leading up to this. We've been talking about it for a couple of years now, I feel like, with all of the crazy... Non-outfits that she's been wearing. So this was just the culmination.
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If anybody out there... Doesn't Eric Adams from New York, wasn't there a whole thing where he was involved in the Turkey airline? Are you flying Turkish airlines? Yeah, they were giving him free tickets.
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Yeah. I think it was just there for shock. And just to have... Talk. Talk about them.
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Because really, there's not a lot going on other than this.
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Yeah, well, I think it was a whole crypto thing. Crypto bros!
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Yeah, I loved the Shaboosie. We talked about Shaboosie.
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It was new artists, right? Wasn't that the category that they were all performing for?
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But look what happens. Then you have 30 kids, so...
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Like it started and then it stopped and then they did like... They were just kind of doing snippets, I think, of all the new artists. But they were up for new artists.
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But I don't love her. I'm not turning her on when I have a chance.
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The song, what was the espresso? Something about that espresso?
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I think the camera angle, it did make it seem like she was right there.
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I just came off a hugely successful world tour for two years. I don't care if I don't get anything tonight. Let's, you know, cheer other people on.
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I mean, I don't know anybody that doesn't specifically does not like her.
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Well, there's no shock anymore now. It's just gone.
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It was really nice, too, with the live, when we did the live episode and then the Instagram comments and things. It was great.
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Das heißt, die schlimmsten Tickets, die du möglicherweise bekommen kannst.
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And I was like, because my... People could do it for like 24 hours, you know, somebody being in labor.
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Ich weiß, als ich heute gestanden bin, war ich so, und wir sind zurück.
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Well, the good thing is you have a very relaxing vacation coming up.
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Isn't there something new too that they've got down there?
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I have to say, I was kind of laughing. I kept getting notifications. I'm thinking like, ding, ding.
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There was like Pantaloons when the... Yeah, that was also around the time that we were talking about like filling up your car with gas, grass-fed gas.
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Is he going to train you too? I got one recently that said something about, we'll train you too. Oh, great. Make all kinds of money.
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I think he's in that new show with Owen Wilson that's on about like the golf.
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No, I thought it did go pretty smoothly. I think maybe we had built it up in our heads to be more chaotic or something.
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I know. And I was thinking about you guys a lot after that. And it did make me, you know, text you last night and say, I would be happy to help do a little babysitting.
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There are so many Tesla trucks where I live. So many Tesla trucks.
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Jeff got bought in. It's like swooning music at a religious ceremony. Jeff got bought in.
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Nothing can prepare you. There's war going on out there. Democracy sliding away. Elon Musk is losing his mind.
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Oh, yeah. The smooth sounds of Smokey Robinson's Christmas Channel on Sirius. You'll hear hits like chasms.
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I'm gonna send over the lyrics. Just be mindful. Smokey's in his old age and, you know, he may not be well.
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The Kelly twins both went up, and that was another experiment because they're twins.
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And they wanted to see if space— One down, one up. Yeah, how space, you know, reacted, whatever, you know.
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And they kept – I feel like everybody kept trying to downplay it. Like, oh, no, no, it's okay, and we'll just keep experimenting and doing things up here. But –
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You know what I'm saying? Is that part of the time when we went?
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Because they were going for a short amount of time, too, right?
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Something like that. A week, two weeks, something like that. Nine months.
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I was going to say, yeah, it's not fair to your wife and your family. That's for sure.
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I mean, that's quiet. Hey, listen. For me, that's quiet. For me, that's quiet.
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Then he just put his gold chains and his leather jacket back on and dusted himself.
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What was his side of the story? I mean, it's pretty cut and dry. He cheated and he lied.
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He's been a little erratic quite the past few years.
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I was wondering about that this morning. Shower thoughts.
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Thinking about that whole Diddy thing. When's the next step?
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It's so funny you mentioned that because I saw a whole thing about it a while back on space food. And there's, you know, a whole science behind it. And they have all kinds of people working on it to try and make the space food the best that they can. It's got to be like freeze dried, right?
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Maybe that would change it to where you could see.
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It's amazing. Well, you know, sometimes it's like me watching The Housewives. You know, I want to just tune out. not care, watch something stupid and that's, you know, entertaining.
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We did it. Connecting. We're somehow, you know, like seven degrees of Kevin Bacon connection. We are a degree away from space.
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Oh, my God. A hundred percent. You know, did you ever I wanted I always wanted to go to space camp, but I didn't.
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Something like that. I do know that people have been up there for over a year.
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New Year's resolution, drink less and quit smoking. Keep New Year's resolutions.
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Sorry. I went to an SEC school. Yes, I have a big interest in college. I went to a school without a football team.
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I mean, Texas is good. Oh, yeah. But I want Clemson to win.
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I think Texas. I have to say Texas, but I want Clemson to win.
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Oh, right, right. Oh, oh, oh, we're doing brackets.
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Wait, hold on. I thought we were just going to pick the winners of these games.
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Kelly's husband's family is from Pennsylvania. All right, gotcha. So I'm just going to go that way.
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There's a lot of people from Ohio in Atlanta. There are. A surprising amount. Yes.
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Yeah, it was against Ole Miss. And Ole Miss beat Georgia.
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Oh, my God. Conyers is where we rode the Ferris wheel together.
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Multiple bars, the wooden dance floor, people out dancing, everything. Yeah, people playing. What was that?
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Yeah, it was a massage place or a nail place or whatever.
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I just realized that I still have the countdown going from New Year's.
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We thought our jobs were saved. We were so glad we didn't get laid off.
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Because didn't they even start off at one place and then they moved to another place?
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I think we should do every show in our pajamas now.
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And it was right next door. to that Mexican restaurant, too.
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Yeah, I wasn't out in the world Saturday afternoon.
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It's like that threesome that you did back in the day.
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Because I don't know. You think I have time to... Yes, Kris Kristofferson died.
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I'm surprised we're not at Unwell. That would be perfect. I'm surprised you don't have a job alert set up for Unwell.
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So you still don't know what the drama is between them.
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So do you think, though, just thinking back to 2020 when literally everybody had a podcast, do you think it's more now or more then?
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Well, we might need an agent. Thank you, Matt. We love you.
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2024: Democracy Drop!
On this episode of The Commercial Break... What did you regret in 2024?
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And how the church chooses to move and what direction they choose to move is always on – I thought it would be more towards the progressive side again because speaking of like homosexual talk with the church, I think didn't the current pope that just – he came out and said it was okay – gay marriage was okay.
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How would you like to be treated? That's it. And you treat other people like that.
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Now I'm thinking about that show, The Pope. Sorry, I've drifted off.
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The one that was— Young Pope. The Young Pope. The Young Pope. I want to see that now.
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Were you the one that was telling me it was so good? The Young Pope. Okay. What a great fucking fantastic show.
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Isn't that Episcopal? Isn't that very close to Catholic or something like that?
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Some of those popes, too, are in the Vatican, buried under there. Jeff and I went down in there and saw their tombs.
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Maybe that makes sense. I feel like when my sister and I went... to Italy, there was something going on then.
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Well, I don't think it had, maybe it had just happened. There was buzz about it.
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That's what I did with Jeff. And Kelly and I did it. We just did it on our own.
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The map room was really cool. That map hallway. They've got all those maps, those old maps from all over the years. What you thought the world would be like. The 900s. Yes. Yeah.
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There's ruins. There's a lot of ruins. There's ruins right in the middle of the city. You can just walk by them. Yeah.
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Yeah, well, speaking of, I love all the pyramid stuff. That's even before.
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Yeah, I thought he was on the upswing because, you know, he was sick. He was in the hospital. He got out.
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Oh, Sean, you and me both. I love Tombstone. That is like one of my favorite movies of all time.
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I'm not Catholic and didn't grow up Catholic or knowing even a lot about the Catholic religion. But I do remember him. He was around for a long time.
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Right, because that's what was happening, right? There was moving them around.
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Well, yeah, the art, all of the arts and all of the, yeah, it's crazy. One. Crazy.
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I don't know what goes on. Well, everybody gets shut in and then they don't do the smoke until a new pope has been decided. You've really got to watch conflict.
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Watch the movie. Yeah. Yeah, I do want to watch – A true representation of what happens. Now, yeah, the end is different. I don't know. I'm very interested to see what you think. I don't think there's any kind of homosexual thing being pushed at all. This is my dad being my dad.
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And I'm like, you couldn't learn? Also, she's from another country.
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I heard on your podcast you were talking about that.
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Oh, maybe it was a renovation next door. Maybe it was a renovation next door. It was like the downtown apartment.
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Oh, Sevens. I know. I re-watched the whole first season.
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That's not the point. For the first time back three years ago. And I was like, Whoa, this is depressing. And like, I didn't know what to make of it. But after about the third one was,
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Third, fourth episode was when I was like, whoa, I can't wait to see what happens next. Then when you start to kind of, because it's so different.
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Oh, you did? Yes, I did. I watched the whole thing. I was rooting for the Bills, I have to say.
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Well, I have a good friend. Who lives in Buffalo? Who's from Buffalo, and he has really rallied our friend group.
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Oh, yeah. I went to their wedding up in Buffalo. I've been to Buffalo.
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No, and I can't believe that people did that back in the day.
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They don't allow that unless it's part of, unless it's been allowed.
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So we were all drinking that while we were talking.
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He was a good deflector for her. He was what? He had her back. Oh, yeah. He did. He was like, yeah, well, there's always construction. We mean to renovate, but we haven't yet.
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Yeah, well, he does all this fantasy stuff, which is over now. At the end of the season, they're over by now. God bless you. But yeah, he does a lot. I'm thinking about doing the fantasy team next year myself.
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He's fascinating. I like hearing his point of view.
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And they've got some hypnotic-looking stuff going on in the back, too.
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Guitar is coming in. It's getting louder.
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Right. And beautiful wife and kids. The perfect, yeah, hip, cool.
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Just because the guys don't have a job. Well, what are you saying? Go get a sugar daddy?
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Right. Did you get where I'm going with this?
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Yeah, that's the reason he was looking like that.
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Well, didn't it just come out, though, that he was very – I mean, he and his wife are getting divorced. It's a whole thing.
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Oh, my God. I just almost spit my way out. That was a good Carl performance.
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No, fuck you! She wouldn't go out there. She just goes around.
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Best to you, Brian. I almost just said Happy New Year.
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But when you're preaching one thing and doing the other.
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Yeah, they're these charismatic people. you know, people that get up there and just hypnotize people.
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I love that show, The Righteous Gemstones.
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How bad was that? We both made fun of our younger selves.
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I thought he was really trying to be cool with the black nails.
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Is he a guest speaker? That's even funnier.
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Look, that woman in the front is like, yeah, speak up.
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It was in Cleveland, though. It wasn't here.
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I want to... Can I start with the bilocation program? Sale at Home Depot.
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I showed up in Ireland, and the Lord made me drink all the Guinness that was there.
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Yeah. We had withdrawals just a little bit.
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No, but there is one that's on Netflix that's the follow-up to Love is Blind.
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The first episode I was kind of like, eh, but I'm going to give it a shot. I thought it was something that we could discuss.
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And I told Astrid, here's the premise of it.
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And it could be the girl or the guy that's giving the ultimatum.
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I already see some jealousy happening. Of course. The one girl came over and sat down right at the table that the new girl and guy were talking.
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I will watch it. There's plenty of content I can focus on.
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Similar to what do you call the place where the captain of the boat sits down?
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It takes two really strong people to have a lot of therapy and working through that to allow that to happen.
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Australia. I thought that was – okay. I would have gotten that right.
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It makes sense whenever I'm in a certain mood. If I kind of want to change it, I listen to music.
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It's been used through the ages. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.
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Now this builds for another... They've got the drums coming in, the xylophones.
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The hand shandy. I'm thinking about the auto blow. Right before this, we got pitched a device for us to advertise.
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We got a good dose of all kinds of stuff. Laughs, philosophy. Laughs, philosophy. Life. Catechism. Diets. Everything.
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I know. Living out in Denver, too. I love Denver. I love Colorado.
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Good times. And anyways, back to Rory. Anyway, back to Rory.
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Well, it got you through. It was your emotional support video series that got you through.
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I think I remember you coming back and saying that.
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I picture them like roosting down for the evening. In their little house.
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It's just the fact that you know about it and have put your lips there.
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I love Soundgarden, especially in the time of Soundgarden. Whoa.
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Sun-Tupled Pilots, Soundgarden, what was the other one I was just going to say?
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Oh, my God. I can't believe that chat picked up on your angry days.
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That was my first choice, but depending on the nude. I don't know. Could be a tasteful nude.
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You mean like I'm the subject of dating fails or restraining orders?
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Yeah, the same thing happened with Springer. Remember on that documentary they were talking about?
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Yeah. I mean, you have to choose, I guess, drunk text messages.
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I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I don't care. Either one.
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I was thinking about you while I was down there in the sun.
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It is an interesting one. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I've said my TV guilty pleasures.
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I would rather want to know about someone's most embarrassing sex story.
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Isn't there a show about things that happen during sex? Bad things that have happened during sex?
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People really need to stop putting light bulbs up their ass.
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Yeah, I might go TED Talk too. That's kind of a nightmare to even think about doing a TED Talk. You've done many talks, but... I've done a lot of talks, yeah.
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But my search history, that's... Projected on a billboard for three days.
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You know, if they're giving direction and saying – encouraging things of what you're doing, then talk away. I had an experience with a – But if you're talking about what you did at work earlier, that's different.
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Whoa. Because I was going to say whatever is the opposite of calling out someone else's name. I would say that, but not if they're calling out someone else's name to me.
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Right. I was going to say I would do the crush and never have anybody believe me. That's fine.
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That is the super group. That's 100% the definition of a super group.
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God. Some people are saying this is a huge majority of those.
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Let me give you two right off the bat that I think. I think Chubby Checker and I think White Stripes.
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Okay. I think I might have to give a nod to Atlanta with OutKast. They've done some really good stuff.
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No, I love Joy Division New Order. I do love Joy Division New Order. I really love them.
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Well, speaking of kids, Phish. I mean, they've been pretty transformative to that whole landscape.
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12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You...
But first, I want to remind you, over the last couple of weeks that we've been here with you on the 12 Days of TCB, we've talked about a lot of different charities. We've talked about four of them. It's been so important to us because this time of year is when these charities, who are doing a lot of good in a lot of people's lives, Wenn sie die größte Menge Geld sammeln.
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Wie alles in der Welt, passiert alles in den letzten zwei Monaten des Jahres. November, Dezember, die Weihnachtszeit. Wir spenden die größte Menge Geld, wir geben die größte Menge Geld. Die größte Menge Geld schlägt die Hände in den letzten zwei Monaten des Jahres. Und es ist so wichtig für diese Charities. Und einige dieser Leute machen echte, fucking Heroes-Arbeit. Wie Gottes Arbeit. Und so...
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If you would, please, we're going to list all four of those charities in the show notes. If you would, please, go pick one of those charities, give $5, give $1, give $0.50, doesn't matter. Every dollar counts. If you want to, you can share with us which one that you donated to or which ones you donated to. Send us a screenshot of that donation and we'll be happy to send you some free swag.
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We have nothing to do with these charities. We have not talked to them. They have no idea we're doing this. We have no idea we're doing this. We have no idea what we're doing.
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They probably don't like that we're talking about them. But the links on the show notes go directly to their websites where they collect money on their behalf. It has nothing to do with us. We don't touch the money. We just thought it was a good thing to do to give back at the end of the year, to hopefully brighten somebody's lives. And these are causes that are near and dear to our heart.
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Chrissy had the National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, St. Jude's, ASPCA, and then there was one more. We'll put them all, we'll list them all. auf den Show Notes in den nächsten zwei Tagen. Also, wenn Sie sich darüber nachdenken, direkt vor dem Ende des Jahres wollen Sie ein paar Dollar geben, das wäre fantastisch. Also, warum nicht wir das machen?
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An diesem Weihnachtsabend, keeping you company, keeping you warm and cheery and bright with our talk of pizza and Brian's potatoes, we are going to take a break and when we get back, we'll do some Frankie B.
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Ich hoffe, ihr seid gut. Danke, dass ihr mitgekommen seid. Wir sind die letzten paar Tage hier von den 12 Tagen von TCB. Aber freut euch nicht, weil ich denke, es gibt sechs weitere Episoden nach den 12 Tagen von TCB. Und wir werden sie euch bekommen. Unglaublich, wir werden sie euch bekommen. Ich denke, wir haben einige Gäste für das Zwischenraum eingeladen.
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All right, we're back. And Chrissy, no man in the TCB history has quite got our goat like Frankie B. Frank Bernardo. He's a content creator out of the greater Chicagoland area. He's a master of all things fitness, fashion, fun and grooming. And here he is again, looking his best with his black turtleneck on, his pinky fingering, slick back hair, standing in front of his...
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Standing in front of the silkscreen that he got from the JCPenney family photograph bankruptcy sale.
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You know he did. Oh, yeah. And who has one of those just hanging around, by the way? Honestly, who has one of those? I mean, just do it in your house. Who fucking cares? Do you think he sets us up at his house or his studio?
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You think he does? Well, we've seen his salon suite. His salon suite is no bigger than this room. The entire salon suite.
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Und wir haben ein paar von seinen Videos dieses Jahr dafür gemacht. Aber Chrissy, wir sind sechs Inch von Gold daran, weil wir ein paar Nuggets auf dem Boden gedroht haben. Wir hatten ein Video gemacht, ich glaube, in der vierten Saison, über Datingtraps mit Frankie B. Und er hat zwei weitere Videos geschaffen. Ich glaube nicht, dass wir sie jemals gesehen haben. Zumindest glaube ich nicht.
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Du weißt, wir haben so viel gemacht, Frankie B. Es ist sehr möglich, dass wir eines dieser Videos gemacht haben. Aber ich glaube nicht. So here we are at the end of the year. I saved these in my pocket just for these purposes. And so let's do this. Let's review. We're going to go backwards here.
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We're going to start at number three and then we'll go to number two for Christmas Day because that's just the way that I want to do it. These are Frankie B's Dating Traps and how to avoid them. Welcome to the third edition of Dating Traps. I love how he shakes his head. I love how he's like, hey, he's like Peter Griffin. Hey, everybody.
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Fashion. Golfing. Fitness. Pumping iron. Hot bitches.
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Parasailing. Frank Bernardo walking away from the camera. Can you imagine being someone driving down the street, just watching a guy walk away from a tripod? Yeah. What is that? Influencers in the wild? Influencers in the wild.
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Das Raum, wo du ein bisschen depressiv bist, bis Weihnachten vorbei ist, aber du bist sehr dankbar, weil du noch ein paar Tage von der Arbeit hast.
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I'm getting a lot of... I've literally had tens of phone calls about this.
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But he deletes the comments. After a while they go away. So I know that he's out there. He knows about us.
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So sit back and enjoy the video. Oh, he's here to fulfill our wishes, Chrissy. Chrissy, what's your Christmas wish?
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Yeah, listen. Duh. Forget fucking Santa Claus and sitting on his lap with his red rocket or whatever we reviewed a couple weeks ago. I want Frankie B., Black, Sears, Ich weiß. Ich weiß.
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Nicht wir, wir werden weiterhin für dich arbeiten. Glückwunsch an dich. Ich hoffe, du machst dich gut an diesem Weihnachtsabend. Viele Leute schreiben, wie wundervoll es ist, zwölf Tage von TCB zu haben.
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You are so right about this. He just said it. I was dating, I went back to it, it didn't work out, now I'm back on the wagon. Back on the wagon.
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Danke fürs Schreiben. Danke fürs Schreiben. Danke fürs Hören, ganz ehrlich. Das ist wirklich schön. Ich denke, der geplanten Effekt ist passiert. Und das ist, dass die Leute in die zwölf Tage von TCB tun. Also wer weiß, vielleicht machen wir es nächstes Jahr, wenn wir noch wach sind und kicken. Wenn dieses Jahr uns nicht getötet hat. Maybe we'll do it next year.
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You need this man. Look at all the things I can do. I'm a content creator, a lifestyle guy.
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So I asked this one woman. Come on, kids. Gather round the Frankie B. Your little story about that one time he got ghost.
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Who knew he was a storyteller? Wow, he is the George Carlin of pickup artists here. I'm fascinated. Let me guess, she's divorced more than once, Frankie. Is that the end of the story? Okay, I'll do it for you. How's that?
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Frankie, Frankie, when you get into your advanced age, you can't expect that everyone's going to be on divorce number one. I promise you, you aren't on divorce number one. A thousand bucks, at least two, at least two.
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Yeah, Frankie, we got it. I think all of us speak enough Spanish.
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One a month and then we'll have the 12 Days of TCB? Then we'll have the 12 ready. Well, there you go. I think we'll be a little ahead of ourselves. We'll be in shorts recording the 12 Days of TCB. Hey, listen, what is the bigger day to you, Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
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Hey, listen, everybody deserves love, but not with this guy. Okay? If you're not fresh out of the oven, I don't want to have anything to do with it. You also got to make sure they're virgins. That's all I got to say. Okay? All right. Conversation over nothing.
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But he isn't an esthetician, so I would hope that he's got that one in the bag.
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Ich glaube nicht, dass es ein Trapp ist. Wenn ihr etwas über Frankie B. gelernt habt, ist es so, dass er nicht immer die englische Sprache meistert. Und so ein Dating-Trapp, das ist kein Dating-Trapp. Das macht keinen Sinn, was er sagt, wie er das Wort Dating-Trapp benutzt. Aber wir lieben ihn anyway.
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Entschuldige dich hier ein bisschen, Frankie. Sind sie so, dass du nur ein bisschen von Frauen kontrollierst? Du bist ein bisschen von ihnen enttäuscht. Du hast ihre Gefühle in der Rückseite. Aber wenn jemand wirklich diese Dinge macht, wenn jemand voll auf diese Dinge geht, dann ist es zu betrachten, dass sie schwachsinnig sind und du sie nicht willst.
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Das ist der, hallo, das ist der Kettel, der den Turtelkopf schwarz nennt.
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I know. It's really difficult for a woman to have an opinion in Frankie's opinion. In Frankie's opinion it's really difficult for a woman to have an opinion. We gotta take a break? I'm just checking.
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I know. I love Frankie. Me too. That's why I have to remind myself. Do we have to take a break? Is there a break? Okay. Let's pay some bills. Donate to our sponsors. Links in the show notes. We'll take a break and we'll be back.
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Wow. You guys are wild. You have two full days of Christmas giving. You know what? Actually, that's how it was in my family too, is that we would go to my grandmother, on my mom's side, where I have like 32 Cousins, viele Onkels und Onkels, die mit diesen Cousins zusammengehen, die diese Cousins hatten.
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Okay, here we are in the middle of... It's okay. Listen, we're all having fun. It's Christmas Eve. You'll forgive us for a few mistakes. A little production. We're still coming together here as a team. There's a bunch of women around here and they want to have opinions. They've got opinions and stuff. I don't know. Periods. I don't know what's going on in here anymore.
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Franky B. ist hier, er erzählt uns seine Dating-Traps. Er ist auf der dritten Video von drei Serien, die wahrscheinlich hochgebetet sind. Jeder will wirklich eine.
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Und Franky B. ist in der Mitte, um uns eine Geschichte zu erzählen, eine sehr spezifische Geschichte, über das, wenn du mit einer Frau zu Abend gehst, wenn sie anfängt, darüber zu sprechen, wie dominierend ihr Mann war, fühlst du dich schuld für sie. Aber wenn sie dann Opinionen hat...
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She says something. Well, listen, Chrissy, I mean, let's be real. He's kind of right about that.
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How do I feel like, why do I feel like this has never happened in Frankie B's life that a woman has struck fear into his heart? I mean, she strikes the fear of God in you. I just want to know so badly about Frankie B's personal life. I want to know who he's dating. I want to know what they look like. I want to know the interactions between them.
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Es war nicht toll. Es war nicht toll. Es war nicht toll. Es war nicht toll. Es war nicht toll. Das Tolle an dem Ozean ist, wenn du hier hinfährst, bist du direkt auf deinen Knie. Und ich bin so, das ist so, wie alle Ozeane funktionieren, Frankie. An einem Punkt wirst du Wasser bekommen.
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Er hat noch einen, das ist eine Review des Gym in Puerto Rico. Aber es ist nur vier Minuten lang und es ist nicht so lustig. Aber er zeigt dir alle Maschinen, die du aufmachen kannst. Aber was mich vielleicht noch mehr fasziniert als Frankie B. 's Lieblingsleben ist, Ich möchte wissen, wie sein Familienleben ist. Hat er Kinder? Sind sie erwachsen? Respektieren sie ihn überhaupt? Hat er Töchter?
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Ist seine Mutter noch lebendig? Ist sein Vater noch lebendig? Ich weiß nicht, weil er nie etwas davon erwähnt hat. Niemals.
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Und dann würden sie alle zusammenkommen für eine große Sprechstunde, ein paar Stunden Gift geben, lachen, lachen. Weihnachtsabend. Ja, Weihnachtsabend. Mein Onkel machte etwas rassistische Lachen. Du weißt, so etwas wie das.
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Sie wissen nichts, Chrissy. Diese Frauen werden alles tun, was sie können, um dich zu verletzen. Du musst steil sein, wie ein Mann. Geh zurück zu deinen Tuna-Eggen. Geh zurück zu deinen Tuna-Eggen und ESPN und alles wird gut. Lass nicht diese Frau deine Emotionen auf dich drücken. Das ist nicht dein Problem, diese Emotionen.
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If you're in one bad relationship, we all have bad relationships. If you're in two bad relationships, that's really shitty luck. If you're in three, you should start learning some lessons. If all of your relationships are terrible, it's likely you are the problem. That's it. Ask me.
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Das ist richtig. Wie ist es da in Skotland gemacht, Christina? Ist Weihnachtsabend der große Tag?
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I never thought about this. Never once did I know that Frankie B. had an Instagram. And now, give me one moment, please, ladies and gentlemen. You'll have to bear with it. It's Christmas Eve. What else are you doing? Please stay with me for just one second.
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I've never thought about this. Never thought about this. I am really bad at this. And that's why you're helping with show research now. Frank Bernardo. Wir müssen schauen, weil es viele Frank Bernardos gibt. Oh, warte, ich glaube, ich habe es gefunden. Es ist geschlossen. Das hat nur drei Follower. Christina, du musst aufhören. Lass mich wissen, ob du es findest.
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Es gibt viele Frank Bernardos da draußen. Und dieser, äh, warte, Founder von CEO Boss Recruiting? Nein, das ist nicht er. Nein.
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I don't see that either. Really, quite frankly.
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Please text. Immediately, if not... Oh, you're dropping it to me? Well, just a second. Okay, alright. I'm excited now.
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I'm really excited. Christina and... Christina is... We just gave Christina the Employee of the Week Award. Yes. Because there's only four of us, but... Sie hatte eine 25%-Chance von gewinnen. Aber ihr solltet wissen, dass Christina in eine wirklich schwierige Situation kommt. Chrissy und ich haben 650 Episoden gemacht, alleine, ohne Hilfe von jemandem, wenn wir recordieren.
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Es gibt viele Leute, die uns außerhalb des Rekordes helfen, aber wenn wir recordieren, sind es nur Chrissy und ich. Aber Christina kommt als die dritte Runde in einer Situation, in der Chrissy und ich uns sehr gut kennen. Die nötige dritte Runde. Die nötige dritte Runde. Und sie hat so einen tollen Job gemacht. Also ich dachte, ich würde das sagen. Weihnachtsabend. Danke, Christina.
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Ja, danke, Christina. Du hast eine Läufe von Fakten.
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Yes, this is amazing. How did I never think to get on a social media hunt for Frank Bernardo? Bernardo. And why did I always think it was Bernardo?
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She looks like Darcy from 90 Day Fiancé. Am I right about that?
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Yeah, he's looking really old in these recent videos.
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Yes, he does. Well, he's got a girlfriend. We were right. That's why he's not posting. Here's his girlfriend.
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Don't Stop Believing, the most cliche real music ever. Oh my God, this opened up a whole new world. There's going to be a lot more Frankie B in 2025, guys. I can't wait to dissect that. Oh my God, that's lovely. Thank you. Thank you, Frankie, for saying that. And thank you, Christina, for finding it. Let's get back to the video.
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Erste Impression, ihr seid gut ausgerichtet, ihr seid ein bisschen schmutzig und ihr sprecht kein gutes Englisch.
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Well, he's right about that. Fuck God and his funny sense of humor as he gives us hair growing. The hair cannot grow on the top of my head, but inside of my asshole, no problem. And that's why the Frankie's follicles gets transported from your balls to your head. That's why all these guys with hair transplants.
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Oh, by the way, if you look on his Instagram, it doesn't look like the hair transplant did all that great.
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I used to always love that get-together at my grandmother's house because there were so many people there that I could kind of hide out. I could kind of do my own thing. My parents weren't up in my ass. My grandmother and my grandfather had this loft that overlooked the living room, but then there was this little room off to the side so you could go
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Zunächst einmal, zweitens, auf einer ersten Beziehung, sind wir wirklich nah genug, um jemanden in den Haaren oder Nasehaaren zu sehen? Ja. Ich meine, hör mal, ich habe einige Männer gesehen und ich kenne einige Männer in meiner persönlichen Leben. Und es ist so, dass die Nasehaare aus der Kontrolle sind, die Nasehaare und die Eierhaare. Und sie sind nicht so alt.
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Ich meine, wir sprechen, wie du weißt, late 30s, early 40s. Und es ist so, dass du nicht erkennst, dass du dein Haar braiden könntest. Ja, genau. Alright, can we all agree that toe hair is not attractive? Listen, I know it can be on trend for women to have a little leg hair, a little armpit hair, whatever, cool. I mean, listen, that's my scene. Believe it or not, that's my scene, okay?
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Women with arm hair are my scene. But when you have toe hair, then you've taken it too far.
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This sweater I bought when we worked at Clear Channel, Chrissy. I am not even kidding you. Still looks good, doesn't it? It doesn't smell so good. I think it is Hollister.
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Isn't Hollister the one that had all those guys like half naked? Amber Crombie and Fitch? Yeah. Ja, aber ich glaube, der Amber Comby-Mann war ein bisschen, weißt du, ein neues Welt-Pay-To-Wing.
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If you enjoyed the video... Wait, dating trap number four is don't lose her at the first impression? How is that your choice?
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Auf den Stühlen und dann konntest du auf die Räder schauen, in den Loften. Und da waren alle Kinder, die auf den Rädern schauten. Aber dann hatte mein Opa diese TV, die man auf dem TV sehen konnte. Also, ich erinnere mich, dass, als mein Opa am Ende Kabel auf dem Loften hatte, einer meiner älteren Cousins hat herausgefunden, dass man die Laufstrecke sehen kann. Oh, ja.
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Well, listen, Frankie has made a point that I finally agree with. And that is, please groom yourself long before you decide to show up on a first date. Because nothing ruins Christmas like toe hair or nose hair. Okay, the first of two. I'm going to get you through Christmas. I promise I will. Chrissy and I are on a mission. Make your Christmas a little bit more... I need a mimosa. You do?
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Alright, we'll get you one. Settle down. We gotta call HR and ask what's the maximum amount of drink tickets we can give Chrissy.
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You're pre-approved. Do you remember when we went to... Oh, yes. And we got drink tickets because they didn't want people to get drunk at the radio Christmas party at the bowling alley. No expense has ever been spared at a radio party. Ich meine, ehrlich gesagt.
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Wir waren Freunde mit ihm. Das war eine lange Nacht im Büro. Keine Lüge. Wow. Ich glaube, ich war noch verheiratet.
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Ja, sie haben uns übernommen. Eigentlich, ich glaube, wir haben ein Auto genommen, aber sie haben uns übernommen. Ich liebe mein Auto da.
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Ich glaube nicht, du hast das Auto für eine Woche zurückgebracht. Ich war verheiratet. Ich glaube nicht, ich habe meine Frau zurückgebracht für eine Woche. Ich glaube, wir waren alle in Schmerzen. Yes. Yes. Well, listen, don't get yourself in too much trouble tonight, because tomorrow we'll have another episode ready for you when you have your Christmas mimosas.
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After the presents are open, don a cap and put on your headphones and come along with us as we... Those new beats you got. Yes. Put it on, listen to Frankie B. TCBpodcast.com. More information about the show, all the audio, all the video, every single episode, right there. 212-433-3TCB, 212-433-3822. Add the commercial break on Instagram.
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tcbpodcast on TikTok and youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak for all the episodes now on YouTube and Spotify a couple days later. Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.
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Best to you. Best to you. And best to you in the podcast universe. Until next time, we must say goodbye. Bye.
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Auf den Pay-Per-View-Kanälen. Die Playboy-Kanäle. Ja, also dann wurde das ein running, you know, Theme.
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Race upstairs to see the squiggly tits. Squiggly tits on Christmas Eve. Who doesn't want squiggly tits on Christmas Eve? But I remember thinking to myself the first time that that happened, that Santa wasn't going to come because I was being bad. That's right, because I was being naughty. Little did I know, I could be much, much worse and still receive gifts. But not in the time I went to jail.
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Dad yanked those presents away from me. I think he literally yanked. I think he decided, your present is out of jail. Ja, die J-Card. Well, I mean, listen, I'm just a boy on a mission to get French fries hitting somebody in the middle of the street in downtown Atlanta.
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Uh, I don't think it was that much. I think it was like probably a thousand dollars. You know, they, they ended up charging me with a DUI because they, they threw the book at me because I, it was the 23rd.
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It was three o'clock in the morning and there was absolutely nothing else going on, on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta, except everything goes on in Ponce de Leon, Atlanta, 24 hours a day, except for a white boy driving a Saturn, you know, looking for, I was looking for French fries is what I was looking for.
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No, I had gone to the... I had been high. And I was going... I needed French fries.
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Yes, but the funny thing was, I had been asleep. I was asleep, the TV was on, I woke up, saw a commercial for McDonald's. Like the Christmas milkshake and the French fries. And I knew that the McDonald's was open 24 hours a day. Popped in the car, go down the street... Ja, genau. But they never found them. So they never found them. There was no blood.
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So I think we can all make the assumption that I hope they're still alive. I'm really sorry if that was you. I really apologize. But anyway, that was my Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve was always the bigger deal in my household. And I think we continue that tradition now. You do? Yeah, I do. Because there's something...
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Ich fühle mich, als ob am Weihnachtsabend der Sturm ein bisschen ausgelöst wird, nachdem die Morgenpräsente offen sind. Es fühlt sich an, okay, jetzt muss ich mich an die Tatsache gewöhnen, dass es nicht mehr die Weihnachtszeit ist. Weihnachten ist vorbei. Ich weiß, ich depresse alle, gerade vor Weihnachtsabend.
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We do do the breakfast. This year we'll have the grandma and grandpa will be over to do the Santa Claus presents with us. So I feel like it'll be a really special, probably elongated Christmas. But everyone comes over on Christmas Eve and then Christmas Day we invite everybody over. They all say they're coming over, but no one ever makes it over. And I can only imagine it's because...
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So since I have 12 to 15 children, you guys do Christmas Mimosas for me. We will. Because if I start getting drunk on Christmas Day, forget about it.
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Now it's Christmas Day. Now you've turned it into Christmas Day.
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It's cute. I'm like, Mom, I'm 30. Yeah. Meine Mutter macht das auch noch. Jeans-T-Shirts und alles. Jeans-T-Shirts und Pizza-Pockets. Meine Mutter schreibt immer noch von Santa. Pizza Hut geliefert.
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Ich weiß, du hast mir gesagt, du hast mir gesagt, du hast mir gesagt. Es hat mich hunger gemacht. Es hat mich hunger gemacht für eine Pizza. Aber ich weiß, wir werden Pizza haben. Wenn ich nur noch einen Tag warte, kommt die Pizza. Ja, du wirst Pizza haben. Ja, ich schwöre dir Gott, es gibt so viel Pizza.
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Am anderen Tag, das lustigste Ding ist, wir haben das gedreht und dann, einen Tag später, kommt mein Bruder, der aus seinem Haus rausgekommen ist. Ja. And he comes over and I say, hey, listen, I'll order some pizza for the kids and then we can all have some. So my wife goes to order pizza and one of my kids, who is just fascinated by pizza, like everything is pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
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He gets into the pizza companies. He has favorites. He knows which one is good, which one is bad. He ordered the triple decker pizza box from Pizza Hut, which is three pizzas stuck in a box this big in a holiday box. It looks like it's gift wrapped. So it came to the door. I had no idea. And the guy takes out, you know, out of that bag, he takes out this huge wrapped present.
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And I was like, what is this? And he goes, it's the triple-decker pizza, sir. And I'm like, the triple-decker pizza? Is that a sexual position? What are we doing here? You're wrapping pizzas now? It was festive, but, you know, it was still Pizza Hut at the end of the day. Listen, Pizza Hut's not the worst of the worst.
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Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy's going back to the 90s and starting a rave right here.
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I don't think we get very much into dominoes. Little Caesars is good, but they don't deliver.
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Yeah, but Little Caesars is good value. They don't deliver, though. They don't deliver.
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They don't even like DoorDash it or Uber Eats it? They might, but I tell you what, there's one Little Caesars around us. And it's like, you know, 15, 10, 15 minute drive away. And you go there. And it does not fucking matter what time of day or night you go there. There is a line at that Little Caesars. Because it's Pizza Pizza.
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Am I making everybody hungry on Christmas Eve? Here we go talking about pizza for the second time on the 12 days of TCB. But that Little Caesars is really good. And I used to work at a Little Caesars. It was one of my first jobs. Yeah, that was the time that the manager showed me his gun and a pound of weed. Hahaha.
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It was fun times in the bucolic town of East Cobb, Atlanta, where the manager to the Little Caesars traveled around with a gun and a pound of weed. It was unbelievable.
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That was after McDonald's. After McDonald's. I was now venturing into, you know. more shady kinds of restaurants. You were working your way up to fine dining and cocaine. Yeah, fine dining and cocaine. I just had to get some weed from the Little Caesars guy first. You know, weed is the gateway drug. When a guy sticks a gun in your face and tells you to roll a spliff, you do it.
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It's a Christmas Eve rave. Yay. Yay. Wenn ich in der Restaurantindustrie arbeitete, liebte ich Weihnachtsabend, weil ich wusste, dass ich scheißgezockt werden werde. Das ist richtig. Es war eine Lieblingstradition der Menschen, die in der Industrie arbeiten, die an Weihnachtsabend arbeiten mussten, sehr hart zu feiern an Weihnachtsabend. Oh ja.
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But that Little Caesars, I was so terrible at making pizzas. Und dieser Kerl war so... Er war ein ehemaliger militärischer Kerl, der jetzt Weide verkauft und Waffen trägt. Er war ein ehemaliger militärischer Kerl, der sehr vorsichtig war über alles.
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Die Dough we used to make every day and then you put it in there, you measure it, weigh it, put it in a ball. I couldn't even get that right. He had to throw away so many fucking pizzas because of me that eventually he just sat me down and he was like, you are not a good pizza employee. Yeah, you're not working.
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So he said, you can either work the register or I'm sorry, I'm going to have to let you go. And I worked the register probably for about a week before I decided that was the worst job in the world, too. Because when people want pizza, pizza, they want pizza, pizza now. And they're not going to take in the no for an answer.
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So anyway, I hope you're not having Little Caesars for Christmas Eve, but if you are, it's not the worst thing in the world. It's not, no. But Domino's has become the least favorite in the household. I think they changed their recipe about 10 years ago and something happened. You and I used to, at Domino's was on speed dial. Yeah, exactly. Speed dial.
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Pepperoni, black olives, get it to us now. Yes, Mr. Green and Mrs. Holdley will be right over. You know, we'd give a $30 tip because we were too drunk to note any difference. And that happens six times a week, honestly. Let's be real about it. Six times a week. So anyway, it's Christmas Eve. We just have been in love with the 12 days of TCB. Apparently you have too.
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It's given us purpose and direction. That's right. Content ideas. Purpose, direction and content ideas.
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Yeah. And it's almost over. To end this long, exciting journey that we've had, reviewing all of our content, favorites, ideas, events, stories that we've talked about, there is one that continues to reign supreme among all content-related events that happen here on TCB. There is one king. One king. Ja.
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Now, this has been the year when we have done the least amount of Frankie B. If you remember Season 1, we started to get into him. Season 2 was basically Frankie B. All Frankie B. All Frankie B. All the time. And he was pumping out videos and we could not wait to get another one. Season 3, we made a decision we were going to not do Frankie B anymore. That lasted for about a month.
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Ja, ich habe so hart gefeiert, dass ich an Weihnachtsabend in der Gefängnis war. Oh. Frohes Weihnachtsabend, Brian.
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People wanted it. Season 4, we went back to Frankie B a little bit. I'd say probably once every other month we did it. In Season 5, we have done remarkably few Frankie B videos. I think maybe three the entire year. And we've done more episodes this year than we ever have before. I know. So, I have been waiting and waiting and waiting, patiently saving two videos.
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Now, Frankie B. has stopped posting a long time ago.
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He has a girlfriend. I think you're right about that.
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Frankie B. 's YouTube channel is a, like, I guess it's basically, it's a... Ja, genau. Ja, genau. Of all of the poise that we do, and I do consider Frankie a pickup artist, because he's teaching men how to get women. Of all the poise out there, he is the one that's nearest and dearest to my heart. He's kind of a softie.
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He was our first. You never forget your first. Never forget your first Frankie B. Pounding. Never forget your first slicked back hair, turtleneck wearing, pinky finger. Who wears a pinky ring anymore, Frankie? Let's be honest about it. But Frankie has had some videos that we amazingly have not done.
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Es war eine der Geheimnachts. Ich musste meinen Vater besuchen, um mich zu holen. Ich wurde tatsächlich am 23. verhaftet. Und dann war es gut an der Weihnachtszeit, als mein Vater mich auf 5 Uhr ausgeschlossen hat. Ich ging direkt aus dem Gefängnis zur Familienfunktion, auf die ich keine Präsentation bekommen habe. Ah, danke, Dad. Ich freue mich. Frohes Weihnachtsabend, Leute.
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I realized this a couple of months ago and I said, I'm going to save this for the end of the year. And so, to round out the 12 days of TCB, you not have one, you have two days of Frankie B. Dos. coming your way. Two videos we have not reviewed in the past and we're going to get started with those.
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And I like the answer, which was, I'm just an idiot. I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
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You'll make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock.
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How many of you have had it? I have. Sometimes on vacation I'll drink it recreationally.
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Ja, wirklich? Ja, nein. Ich hasse einfach alles, was sich vermischt. Ich mag keine Chemikalien oder so etwas.
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Also hast du alles im Gleichgewicht gehalten? Ja, meine Schwester macht mir so eine schwierige Zeit darüber. Sie sagt, du sitzt da einfach in der realistischen Realität. Wow. It's kind of true.
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So I probably wake up like... I don't know, 7, 7.30, whenever the kids start making noise around the house, it's like, alright, sleep is done.
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It's like... Ich schaue auf mein Handy und sehe all diese Dinge, die diese Leute machen. Du hast was gemacht? Verstehst du mich? Ich muss mich damit umgehen. Es ist so, dass dieser Partner... Wirklich? Verdammt. Er versucht, sich normal zu machen.
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Es ist, als ob ich mich selbst komponiere und zwei Stunden kämpfe, mich wieder zu konzentrieren. Und jetzt kann ich mit dem Zeug umgehen.
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So that's really fun. I think it's like the greatest sport. Ich meine, es ist neurologisch stimulierend, es ist gutes Kardio, gutes Gewicht. Oh, ja. Ein bisschen eine Bedrohung, richtig? Also es hält dich an, du weißt, es ist nicht nur wie Rennen. Ich habe früher in der Nähe rumgerannt, aber Rennen ist nicht so erfreulich.
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Exactly. It's an hour just to get out of downtown.
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Yeah, I saw that in the special you were talking about you're about to have the baby.
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Yeah, you were just looking at the ultrasounds at that point.
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The kid does not know the difference. No, and they grow so fast.
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Everything. It does everything. Anything that's wrong with you.
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Poor Veer and the fact that he was our first interview.
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I bet that was beautiful, too. It's great out there.
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That's so cool. I love that you guys did a train ride, too. I love trains and obsessed with trying to take trains.
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I know. It is amazing to think about, though, because when I think of comedians being on stage, I think about going to a comedy club or a theater, something like that.
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My aunt and some cousins are out there. My grandmother.
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And I was like, when did your dad move to Austin? No, he's close.
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It's an easy drive up there. We could road trip it.
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I liked it. Yeah, I liked it. And then, you know, then I didn't.
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I know. Meanwhile, I ask you, I'm like, you know, you really need to get into this show. You really need to get into that show. I don't have time.
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Yeah, that's what that guy, one guy said at your conference. Oh, yeah, the commercial breaks. Oh, my God, that guy.
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Okay. Well, we're still eluding ChatGPT, but it's getting close.
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As you have your leg propped up on the table. Yeah, I do have my leg propped up on the table.
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I'm a huge fan. And I didn't even know he was coming to Atlanta.
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Well, I was like, is that him? Is he the keyboard player?
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He's definitely doing the cowbell, and what was the one where you're sliding it, and she The cheese grater type thing.
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And he had some kind of aspirations of being in a band. He clearly did. So he latched onto this one, and hey, he's having fun. Yes, he's having fun.
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Yeah, it was like a button down kind of flowy shirt with pants.
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Their cataracts, yeah. I was like, oh, times have changed. What you hear in the bathroom.
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At least where we were, I didn't spend much time down on the floor.
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The funny thing to think about now, though, is that when we tried that, we were only doing one day a week.
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I really did have a good time. And I love your brothers. It was great.
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And his podcast is good, too. I've been listening to it.
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Oh, right. I've noticed there's quite a few of those getting turned into shows, like actual Netflix shows. Yeah. Or Hulu.
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I know, and they're not telling the audience that this is paid?
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Oh, I was going to say it was the news, the two news people.
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Well, now that that's been exposed in your daily brief.
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Well, I mean, if I've been listening, if it was a mattress company marketing person, I don't think I'd even be listening to the podcast. But I guess it would depend. Is it Will Ferrell?
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That paid, so maybe I wanted to listen to what he had to say. I don't know.
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Like the guy that we used to talk about that would do the sales?
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I'm surprised you didn't do one of those cameos. You love Big Ed.
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Instead of saying what the kids say these days, you can start saying what do the olds say these days.
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Three days of TCB. I just had an idea. You do love TLC so much and those reality shows. I mean, you've got one right here. You've got a gold mine.
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Between all of the kids and the podcast. And you and Astrid have that international flair, too. We do. There's got to be some kind of 90-day niche that you could get into. I think that in the right producer's hands. 90 days, 10 years later. Yes, 90 days. Astrid times 10.
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Well, I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. It's an old song.
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I didn't think about it. So it's been a fantasy for a while.
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I believe it. I think I've even heard of like Easter bunny porn, too. So Easter bunny.
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Oh, yeah. There's definitely sexy Christmas outfits.
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And then you're just going around with a brown sticker that says 21. That's right. I was like, it's perfect for us. Ruining your bumper sticker just like we're ruining your Christmas.
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They do a lot of good within that research of all things to do with breast cancer. In fact, they're coming up with a – they're in trials right now for a vaccine. That would be amazing. I know. And they do a lot of good research and advocating for breast cancer research.
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No, I've never tried to get pregnant. So it's a whole other situation.
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Okay, I'm into it. All right. Okay, here we go. I'm up for ideas. You seem really excited. I'm up for ideas. Well, I guess my thinking is, didn't we pay people to talk about us? We did. Like the smart list guy. Yes. Dr. Phil.
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Yeah. Whatever happened to her? I mean, that show went on for so long, so I think she just went away for a little while. But she's still around. I mean, she's still got a little celebrity cachet.
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Yeah, and everything really stops when something's wrong with your health. As you know, you just went through this year.
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And you're not like a famous, good looking footballer.
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Well, she did have the baby, so that's good. Was that this year or last year?
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What happened there? I don't know, because she got married to Dude and had a baby. Who is Dude? Oh, God. It was all over the news. It's the guy from... Please, Christina, help us out.
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I know. Well, it must get the return on investment if people are paying that.
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Well, I mean, the episodes, too, are like almost two hours long. Yeah, it's too much. It's too much.
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You can tune in driving back from your Memorial Day weekend. Yes, from your vacation.
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I think so. I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you.
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And thanks to Squarespace for being a continuing sponsor of our small business and the commercial break. Thanks for coming on the show, man. This is an honor and a pleasure. We are big fans, and thank you for agreeing to spend a little time with us clowns over here.
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I was just out there a couple of months ago, or maybe six months ago, eight months ago. It's not all rich people. And even in rich communities, there are people who service those communities and people who work in those communities and people who...
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live in the your job was in this place that building burnt down too yeah and that is a terrible thing those images are apocalyptic they really are and to think that it's happening in a major metropolitan city be like if it'd be like the great fire of chicago or something right stop looking i stopped looking and then the thing that got me mad about all of the fires in los angeles is how can i put this
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bro the fire's still going people are still trying to get out of their houses i was reading disrespect it's crazy i was reading that fucking x was just a cesspool of shit right now i'm sorry i just got to say it out loud i'm sure everybody's thinking it if they're not saying it out loud but i still go to x when these events happen because you can see things in real time and a lot of times at least in my algorithm you know i've it's been tailored to me so i some of the noises flirted out
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But it's Jewish space lasers already, and it's this stuff. And I think you're right about this. Everybody is so keen to be sure that they know something that everybody else doesn't, that they're fucking special, that they understand something everybody else doesn't understand. You're a moron.
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So I don't like that. You are so right about this. In Los Angeles, this is affecting people who have platforms. So I think it's like some people who have platforms. So it's kind of out loud. It's a megaphone. But there's still people. They still have homes with families.
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And, you know, yeah, okay, maybe some of those people will be able to recover and financially they'll take less of a hit than other people. But everybody gets caught up and it's a major metropolitan city. It's a heartbeat of this country. And we should all care about the... The exacerbation of these things because of the way that we're shitting on the earth. Handling them.
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We don't care about folks. How did you get such an... You know, when you were on The Daily Show, which is, I think, when a lot of us connected with you, right? And I know you've been doing this for a long time.
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number one we're in atlanta we're close to alabama yeah i couldn't get over to birmingham yeah we actually met in the radio business so we know a thing or two about radio um so when when when i connect you to in the daily show you have such an interesting perspective on things it's smart it's quick-witted it's sharp um
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It is, I think, gentle enough that, or you're soft enough sometimes that I think it can be received no matter which perspective you have. And I think that is a mix that doesn't come around a lot. Where did you get this kind of worldview? Is this just like life experience? Under your feet?
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to uh one of somebody that works here with us like a booking agent and i was just she was talking about david tell and i was like david tell to me is one of my heroes because as a young man growing up that show was mind-blowing.
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The fact that he could sit there and go with the garbage man in Manhattan for two hours, three hours on his shift or go into the city in the sewers or whatever, make it funny, make it interesting, but then teach you something along the way was, it just broke the mold.
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I think that's a really keen observation, and it's a keen way of looking at things. And maybe that is part of the ingredient that attracts me to your comedy, is that you're not coming at someone hot. There are comedians who do this really well, right? They do it well. Yeah, there are comedians who do this well. And I think, who is the, Lewis Black was one of the guys.
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So as we were recording this, Jimmy Carter's getting laid to rest and Jimmy Carter, probably the best ex-president that ever lived. I think some people would argue that maybe not the best president that ever lived, but he certainly was a man who dedicated the second half of his life to charity, charity, charity, amazing things. Right. We were watching, and I'm interested to hear your perspective.
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We were watching some of the coverage of this, and we see all of the ex-presidents are sitting there in the first two rows. Oh, yeah. Over there chuckling with Obama. He's chuckling with Obama, and then Bush walks into the row. So Obama stands up because Laura Bush is there with George. And so he stands up, I imagine, to let them in and to be a gentleman.
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I think it's so insane that even when it's petty bullshit and there are six people on this earth, five people on this earth now that are alive, that have been the most powerful quote unquote men in the world. And usually the funerals are where we can at least act like civilized fucking human beings for a minute. But this guy can't even for two seconds swallow his fucking, I don't know what it is.
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this is your wife's first day at work asshole yeah why are you even here when they're giving out name tags yeah it is unbelievably uh insane to me what is your take on saying people to go we need to come across the aisle we need to work together you won't even shake my hand at another dude's fucking funeral roy they can't even get in the same aisle together they can't even
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shake hands when they're on the same aisle. It's become a totally dysfunctional. I mean, the government has been dysfunctional for a lot of people for a long time. It doesn't work for many people. And I think that's part of the reason why we end up with a second Trump term. But what is your take on it?
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It's unbelievable. I don't even think Panama has a standing army. I mean, you're picking a fight with someone that I don't even think has a standing army.
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I know. And by the way, Mexico is building a better river dock machine, so I don't think the Panama Canal is going to be as valuable as Trump thinks it is. Correct. You did a special. I wanted to say this to you. You did a special.
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I watched it a couple of months ago, and I was reminded before you came on of the very beginning of the special, you start talking about the national anthem and how uncool it is. And if you just made a cooler national anthem, maybe we could all stand for patriotism a little bit more. It's an old song.
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But don't you agree that this was done well one time, one time by Whitney Houston, the national anthem was sung in a way where we could all get the feels about the national anthem.
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Well, I mean, I think we can all agree that the national anthem as a jam is a little bit outdated. As a jam, it's a little bit outdated. The BPMs are too low. I know. But I still, every time I hear that, Whitney, the BPMs are too low. Every time I hear that version by Whitney Houston, it gives me chills up my spine. I think that's the only version of the National Anthem that has given me chills.
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Yeah. Yeah, he did it at Woodstock and he did it at the Montreal Jazz Fest also. And there's two versions that float around. The one where he set the guitar on fire was the Montreal one. But man, yeah, he slayed it.
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This is a fucking crazy shit, Roy. We have been saying that we've been doing this for five years. No bluster in these sales. I'm just going to say it like it is. We tend to be somewhere near the up of the charts of the podcast universe. We've been blessed in our audio sense. But we have 2,000 Instagram followers.
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struggle fucking bus to get anybody to pay attention to us on social media it is the worst in the algorithm has has put us in algorithm jail my penis is small i don't know what's going on but at youtube uh instagram and tiktok it's just so difficult but then i will see right now yeah i will see an old white man
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with his shirt off, with big old man titties, flopping around to some song, and he's got six million followers, and anything that he does, he farts on the camera, and then he gets 50,000 likes. It's unbelievable.
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It's me, McKinley Cuddy, floppy titties here for murder war. Mouth drain. He, you know, this is like... Tell me about The Daily Show. Your take on leaving The Daily Show, to me, was... I think you said it best. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but I saw a number of places where you said this, and I know this is a little bit old news, but I'm interested in it.
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You said, hey, listen, I know that I am dispensable, because that's what happens in media. Everybody, all personalities are dispensable. Everybody's dispensable. My brother works in media, we work in media, we know it. In entertainment in general. So... Before somebody else has a chance to take control of my destiny, I'm going to take control of my own destiny. I'm going to call the shots.
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And I thought that was brilliantly said. Do you feel, not vindicated, but do you feel good about leaving The Daily Show? Does that feel like a good move? Yeah, yeah.
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Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Welcome to a TCB Infomercial Tuesday. So happy to have you here. We are very excited because I think maybe we're...
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Maybe the guest gods are smiling on us this year in 2025. Not that they haven't in the past. But we're going to start off with a bang. We had Felipe Esparza, but he was recorded back before 2025. And now, today, Roy Wood Jr.
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Yeah, to help you land somewhere. Well, I would say, I mean, I've now seen the Hulu special promoted in a number of different places.
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Yeah, yeah. I think this was a good move. Because you're right. It's like, okay, you could keep on doing the spinny wheel thing. And, you know, John coming back made sense, I guess, in context for Comedy Central or whoever was doing that. And, you know, kudos to John for towing the line through the terrible election. But at the end of the day, you writing your own check.
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I think that's what I like about podcasting, if I'm being honest. We all come from radio. You come from radio. Radio is a place where you learn really quickly that the personalities are treated like such shit. Talent is not fostered. It's not welcome. It's not loved on. Once you know that pedigree. Once you know that. Once you know that. Yeah. You know what to do.
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At one in the morning. And then you come in, and everybody would be like, I guess we're selling Spanish now. I guess that's what's happening.
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Who I have often said is Roy Jones Jr., but that's a different guy altogether. My old brain doesn't work so well. I told Astrid this morning, I'm like, I'm so excited. We're talking to Roy Jones Jr. And she's like, it's Roy Wood Jr. And I was like, yeah, oh yeah, that's a boxer, Roy Jones Jr.
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i think that's why it's so difficult to be in entertainment for someone like you right now how many comedians we've talked to that say well listen you know the netflix special is great but i went to veeps because i can kind of you know control my own destiny a little bit like everybody has to make their own lane and those lanes are getting smaller and smaller and harder and harder to define and so you have nobody else to rely on except for yourself and possibly a team if you're
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You're lucky enough to have one, and that's it. But the good news is, I think, out of this, is that the world is evolving in a way, technology is evolving in a way, that we can make our own lane, and we don't always need the huge players in the game to kind of get from point A to point B and make a living doing this.
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But, hey, listen, having a special on Hulu or having the comfort of a daily show check or whatever it is, is still... a good thing, right? It's still a thing that feels good at night when you lay your head down and you go, well, at least tomorrow I go into Comedy Central and I get a nice paycheck on the 15th and the 1st. That's it, right? And I work with great people and talented.
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I mean, you spent, what, six years there? Was it six years? Eight years? You spent eight years.
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That's what happens when you get old. You start mixing names up. Roy Wood Jr. is coming in to talk to us.
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I tell my wife, I tell my wife, I say, hey, listen, babe, in times of struggle, and there have been, especially during the pandemic, right when we're starting the podcast, in times of struggle, financial struggle, I told my wife, I said, babe, At the very least, I know I can pick up the phone and start shaking the tree and something will fall out of it.
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It may not be a brand new car or a beautiful big house, but it'll be food that we can put on the table. I know I'm smart enough to do that, and I know I have the ability to do that. And in life, if I can give that to my kids, if I can give that same attitude and skill set to my kids to maneuver, to make it happen, then I will have given them the biggest blessing ever.
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Because in this life, you need to learn a couple things, and one of them is... It's all on you. Ain't no one coming to save you. Not the government. Sometimes not friends and family, even though they may want to.
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Daily Show host. Last Comic Standing has had a number of specials out there. RoyWoodJR.com is where you can go to find out all the information, including... On the 17th of January, his new special on Disney's Hulu, Lonely Flowers. And I'm really excited to see the new special. I've seen clips of it. A couple of months ago, I watched his, I guess the most recent special of that.
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Yeah, and I think you take the best attitude in the world about The Daily Show when you say, hey, listen, the tail is going to wag the dog on this one, and I'm going to make it. So the Hulu special comes out on the 17th.
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We'll make it. We made it a word. We just made it a word. It's a streamable.
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I think when you do the White House Correspondents Dinner, you have officially made it. When they ask you to get up there and roast them. Listen, the White House Correspondents Dinner and Jimmy Carter's funeral are the two places where we're supposed to be. At least a little bit jovial and kind to each other. And we'll see. We'll see if they even have a correspondence dinner this upcoming year.
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Would you grab an award show? If you were given the option to do the Golden Globes or one of those, would you jump up there and do that? I'd say yes to all those shits, man.
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Yeah. Yeah. Anthony is really funny, by the way. And I thought Nikki did a good job with the Golden Globes, by the way. No knock on her. I heard she got paid a pretty big... Astrid asked me, and my wife asked me, how much do you think those people get paid? And I said, I don't know that they get paid much at all because it's just like raising their profile. But I was wrong.
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No one here wants you or no one wants you or something like that. And it was an hour of hilarity. He is really good at what he does. He is good, yeah. And he was in a huge room. I mean, it must have been 5,000, 6,000 people. Anyway, he's extremely popular. You know him from The Daily Show, The Correspondents Dinner.
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Right. Yeah. She said on Stern, I think she said she got paid close to half a million dollars to do the hosting.
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We have to do 200 episodes of this show to gross that. Roy Wood Jr. 's brand new special is out on Hulu just a couple of days from now. We're releasing this just a few days from when it comes out. We'll make it Roy Wood Jr. Week. We're going to make sure we talk about it. We'll have the links in the show notes. CNN season number two. Roy, you are welcome back anytime.
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It is honestly, we have been so excited about this since we agreed to it. Yeah, thanks for coming on. And I have enjoyed watching you. Get super famous, and I hope you continue to kill it. We're on your side. I appreciate it. And next time I'm on, I'll have the right map where Africa's the right side. That's right. Thank you. Thank you. I've been saying this.
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And so has the West Wing for a long time. That's where I learned about it, on the West Wing. But anyway, that's for the next conversation. Thanks, Roy. We appreciate it. Have a good one.
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I read. I haven't seen it, but I read that he also did a BBC version of that same show also. So there you go.
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Okay, so like a little behind the scenes about Roy and our interview with Roy. 99,999% of the time, guest comes on through this little software portal that we have. The magic of telepodcasting. The magic of telepodcasting.
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The guests come on, we do a little chitty-chatty, we explain how the show goes and the structure of the show, and then we tell them, okay, we're now going to go into the interview portion. But we were so engrossed in conversation with Roy right from the beginning that we never even did that.
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You actually heard everything that had to do, every moment of the conversation with Roy Wood Jr., which is unusual, quite frankly, for us. But I think that's good. You know, you pointed out the new Severance podcast, which is on Odyssey, our network, and you can go download it for free. Download the Odyssey app for free, and then you can listen to Severance or anywhere you listen to your podcasts.
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And I say this because I love Severance. And ours too. And I say this because I love Severance, the show, and I am so excited that on the same day Roy Wood Jr. 's new special comes out, the next episode of Severance will be out. It's very exciting.
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Chrissy pointed out to me last night, she texted me and she said, Hey, listen, did you listen to the Severance podcast where they were talking about podcast guesting? Who was the guest?
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He did. In Birmingham, Alabama. Buck Wild. Buck Wild. Is that Memphis or Birmingham, Alabama? I can't remember which one was the Buck Wild show.
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Oh, that's right. Yeah, his name is Zach. You're right. Okay, so Zach is on there with Ben Stiller and Adam Scott, and they are talking, and he is explaining that it's often a little uncomfortable with podcasts because they either have to be in the studio or on some phone call or video phone call for 30 or 40 minutes while the guests- Exactly.
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Yeah, I thought I had time to waste. Oh, you actually want to talk to me?
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But Chrissy and I made a decision a long time ago.
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That the guests would probably leave immediately.
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If they had to listen to us for 15 to 20 minutes before they actually came on. So we don't make them suffer through that. Anyway. All right. So Roy Wood Jr. New special on Hulu, January 17th. Please do check it out. What a good guy. I really had enjoyed my conversation.
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I there's some guests you see you could go out and have coffee or a beer with. And then there's other guests where they're good. It's a great conversation. But you're like, I don't know if I could sit. I don't know that we would get along had the lights and cameras not been on. Right. Not got along, but had such a good conversation.
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If it wasn't, I feel like Roy was one of those people you could go and sit and have a beer with and you would feel very comfortable that you wouldn't run out of conversation.
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He really has, and from radio to Last Comic Standing to Daily Show to now, you know, a man of the people.
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God, that's got to be a really difficult job. Morning show? He was a writer on a morning show. A writer on a morning show. That'd be like being a writer on the commercial break. How do you do that? Where do you even start? What are you writing about?
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Yeah, I look forward to seeing what's next with Roy. All right, so all the links in the show notes. Go check out his special, and we're going to catch you tomorrow on another episode of The Commercial Break. Sorry, Christina and I just... Your conversations in your hands. Yeah, baseball hand signals to each other.
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We do. It's this. Yeah. It's this. I just point over there when I want to end the show. All right. Well, you know how to get a hold of us. TCB podcast.com. That's where you find more information about the show, all the show notes, all the sponsors, links and codes, all of our guests information. You can get your free TCB swag. You can do that by hitting the contact us button, drop down menu.
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We're getting very close to 6,000. And I will tell you this, not because of our listeners, but because of the Venezuelans.
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That reel just doesn't know how to stop. It just keeps going and going. Every time I look at Instagram, it's another 100 notifications. Wow. Who knew? Who knew some throwaway line? Anyway, speaking of Venezuelans, a special episode with our good friend and my brother-in-law, Gustavo, will be broadcast later on this week on Saturday, a special bonus episode for you.
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So tune in, and if you want to know what's important about Venezuela and how to bed your own Venezuelan, if you want to get a Venezuelan to bed, I'm going to teach you how. So tune in this Saturday.
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Well, it won't be the first time or the last time I've had that conversation. Thank God he's cool. That's all I got to say. He's the best. Thank God he's cool. We have many kids. I think he knows what's going on. You know what I'm saying? YouTube.com slash The Commercial Break for every single episode on video, including this one with Roy. So go check it out.
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Yeah, I guess you just like look at things, you know, look at the news and you have. But he's much more funny than we'll ever be. So there you go. But that's not that's not extremely high bar to get. I don't know. But I did want to mention on a serious note, you know, Los Angeles is right now, as we're recording this, engulfed in flames.
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Subscribe, like, comment on your favorite video. We'd appreciate it. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today. I think so. I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. Best to you. Best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say, and we must say,
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And they, by some accounts, may take weeks to kind of get all the hot spots tampered down. And let's hope that the Santa Ana winds are with us. are with the people of Los Angeles and that these fires settled down just a little bit. I'm going to put a link in the show notes to an organization that is helping people find shelter if they don't have shelter.
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There's a lot of people out there that have been affected by this that probably are not going to have a hard time finding shelter. It's Pacific Palisades is a very rich place. Affluent Ponce area and beautiful area of Los Angeles. Such a shame because it really is very just out there months ago. And man, we drove through the Pacific Palisades. It's gorgeous.
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We have friends that live out there with people that work with the show live out there. And everybody in Los Angeles is really. scared right now. And so we're going to put a link in the show notes to an organization that is helping people find shelter if their homes or their apartments or whatever have been set on fire. This is the time when we all need to pull it together.
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I mean, imagine if you live near a major metropolitan city, imagine that your city was just engulfed in flames with no... With zero opportunity. I mean, you can have all the firefighters in the world when flames are out of control like that. You just need helicopters to keep dumping water and hope that, you know, your house doesn't go up in flames.
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So our hearts are with the people of Los Angeles right now and our friends and family that are out there. And I really hope I really hope that these people find some relief because it's terrible. Quite frankly, I thought I thought Roy lived in Los Angeles.
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We think. We don't know. I mean, he's coming on the show, so I'm assuming he's not in any kind of danger, though we have had guests that have canceled because they are in danger. So we know this situation is very serious. So, oh, and one more thing I wanted to shout out. My wife sent this to me this morning. I think this will probably still be the fact when this comes out just a couple days later.
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is that Airbnb is now offering free shelter to anyone that has been displaced by those fires. You can contact, you can go to Airbnb website if you live in Los Angeles and fill out some forms. I think I went on there earlier and you fill out some forms and then they will get you in touch. No charge. There's no charge. I don't know. How long that's going to last for.
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That is an amazing thing, quite frankly, that Airbnb is doing. And while I've had my gripes with Airbnb in the past, I would say that if I was in that situation, I would be kissing the feet of Airbnb for allowing me and my family members to have some shelter during this situation. It's crazy. It really is. And we're here complaining about snow.
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We're here complaining about one quarter inch of snow. And, you know, it's apocalyptic in Los Angeles. I saw those flames over the Comedy Store.
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Around it got burned, but they managed to save the museum from any kind of damage. It's scary. It is really scary. And I know they deal with this all the time out there, but you can predict a hurricane. You know what hurricane season is. You know when a hurricane's coming. You can predict a snowstorm. You see it coming down the pike.
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Even tornadoes, there's favorable conditions for this or that, even though there's a little bit more random. But earthquakes... And fires, two things they deal with very frequently over there. There is no rhyme or reason. And once a fire gets going, remember Backdraft, the movie? Yeah, of course. Backdraft was this movie. You can go watch it. Ron Howard film.
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And they talked about in the movie how the fire had a personality and it moved up the wall and it took on a life of its own.
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That way and it could move like a person and all this other stuff. And I thought it was kind of hanky panky, you know, hokey pokey bullshit when I first watched it. But I've come to believe over the years as I've watched some of these wildfires unfold on the news. That is true. Like fire just kind of takes on a personality of its own. And then, you know, dry conditions, wind.
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I think I talked about this when it happened, but when the Hawaii fire happened, when the Maui fire happened, we are neighbors. His brother, which I won't get into too much detail, but his brother, they lived out there. Their house burned down. They were in a car with all of their young children driving through a nightmarish hellscape of fire all around them at night.
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as fast as they could to save themselves from burning and watching their home and their business go up in flames. And we had a chance just to talk to them briefly about this. And I don't know how the kids will ever recover from seeing that.
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And so anyway, listen, I don't need to dwell on the negative, but if you can do some positive, because we know the TCB audience can do some positive when we put our minds together, please go do that. We'll put links in the show notes. Let's get on to happier things. Hold on.
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But we have a location in our house where we keep some stuff that is the stuff that I want to take if I can take it. And if I can't take it, I have a picture of it, a copy of it and medications on standby if you need them to take them or like, you know, an EpiPen or whatever we have in a bag that we can go bag that we can. We have a little bit thought this through, but God bless.
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Thank God we're not in that situation. We're actually going to be the opposite. Instead of running from our homes, we're going to be staying in our homes for the next couple of days as we try and get through, you know, whatever, snowpocalypse 2025 or whatever it is. Anyway, let's get on to happier things. Roy Wood Jr., former host, rotating host of The Daily Show. You know him.
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You know Roy Wood Jr. Roy Wood Jr. is very famous and he's blessed us. by agreeing to come on our show. And so let's do this. Why don't we take a break? And when we get back from that break, through the magic of telepodcasting, we'll be in conversation.
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You haven't noticed over all these interviews that that's how I say it.
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It just goes to show, just like Astrid, Chrissy is usually tuned out of everything I'm saying. She's learned to tune my voice out. But the magic of telepodcasting, Roy Wood Jr. After these words, we'll be back.
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As a lifelong, sometimes successful entrepreneur, Squarespace has grown with me. Using Squarespace, I've been able to launch multiple websites and even build a business around launching Squarespace websites because they make it easy, it looks super professional, and it gives you all of the tools that you need to be successful online. Let me give you a couple examples of those tools.
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One of our favorites is the new Design Intelligence from Squarespace. Combining two decades of industry-leading design expertise with cutting-edge AI technology, you can unlock your creative potential. This helps you personalize a website unique to your needs. What about creators like me who want to sell content? Squarespace makes it easy to sell access to content on your website.
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Courses, blogs, videos, podcasts, and membership. That reoccurring revenue everybody is looking for so your clients can get access to your content for one-time fees or subscriptions. and then you're definitely going to need a way to take the payments. Squarespace Payments is the easiest way to manage your payments and not get lost in a sea of coding. The onboarding is fast and simple.
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First we're going to do a Netflix show. And then we'll get to Daniel Point. You might be waiting a while.
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Here's the funny part. I mean, this is kind of adjacent, I guess, to Kathleen Madigan.
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And everybody, and I mean everybody, is like, oh, I got tickets to your show. When are you changing the show for?
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They were talented. There was a lot of good saxophone.
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I've always wanted to go to Iceland. How was that?
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Yeah, National Geographic has their own travel plans.
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Nice, and you can still walk, and you have your health, and that's important to be able to try to do that.
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I had a friend who just did that. She just got back from doing three years. Wow. I mean, she was able to work while she was, you know, she just went for three years, traveled the whole world. She was always different. And I mean, just the best experience. She's in New York. She actually just moved back to New York.
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Yeah, we're going no matter what. I've got it on the calendar.
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Like if he's going on a big travel expedition. Exactly.
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I was in the bathroom and the woman was talking about her cataract.
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Yeah, they were a whole, like, homepage. You could get onto there and see all your news and weather and all of that and took your email.
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Excellent specimen. I guess it got people talking, right?
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Oh, God. I don't know. There's so many. There's the one that my sister and I used to always laugh about when Michael talks in a southern accent and they're going down to Savannah.
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Her role in Murders and Only Murders in the Building cracks me up so great. I know. I love it.
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It is Angela. She used to dress up as those colonial. Or Dwight, I think, did something.
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I know. I was wondering, too, a thought that crossed my mind, too, was thinking about how, you know, the office culture has changed so much now after the pandemic. Would people still be able to, like, I mean, the comedy itself is so funny. But, you know, I think. And working in that environment, which everybody did.
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I forgot I knew that Kevin was from here. I did not know Phyllis.
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And it's one of those shows, too, that I love because you can just watch over and over and over again, and you can pick up from the very first episode or the middle or the end, whatever. I love those shows. There's very few of those.
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Then that's a Chihuini. My parents had one. So cute. Yeah, he's an adorable little guy. He
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Das ist, was ich gedacht habe. Er kümmert sich um alles.
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And you've got a baby and a wife saying, hey, can you come take care of this?
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Well, it popped up and I was like, I might as well go ahead and start watching it because Brian's going to watch it.
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The one who just had the baby now likes a girl outside of their closed cell.
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You're doing a good job. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're doing the best you can.
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I can't wait for the follow up. I really would like to know what happens.
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I think it does kind of mess up your teeth though, is what I read.
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Ich habe keine. Nein, ich habe zwei Schwestern, aber sie waren bereits... past the six-month stage. They were past the 18th stage. They were 7 and 10.
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That's true. I took it all on, including the ex. Yeah.
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That's right, exactly. I'm a cool aunt and a cool stepmom.
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I love it whenever I go visit up there. It's fantastic.
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I mean, I've been in the winter, and yes, it's freezing. But there's also times when it's not. And it's just a beautiful city, and I love the people there.
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I know. I've got to get up to Paisley Park. Have you been to Paisley Park?
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Yeah, it's not too much. I take Yeah, I get it.
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protection i want to protect me my feelings her our relationship and the family that are the lives that we've built i want to protect that so it's more like a travel too i think has something to do with it oh absolutely the most secure couple in the world but if you're constantly away from each other and right in different cities you can't help but kind of be like well what's maybe happening at
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You know, right. Drinks one night or something, you know.
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That's what I would like. Yes. Those are our demands.
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It's so funny, I have to say. It's from beginning to end. It's really funny.
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We were talking about this earlier. I think what makes it even funnier is because she does not look like the person that is saying the stories that she's saying.
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It was minus 30 or something at one time. I listened to this local station up there, the NPR station up there, The Current. It's a great radio station if you're ever looking. Not that anybody's listening to the radio anymore.
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You can also listen. We listen online. Yeah. But I hear the temperature up there frequently. And it was like, yeah, negative 30 one day.
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I think you have to grow up with it to be used to it.
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No, Minneapolis has its own thing. Something else. Yeah.
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for like 25 years. Yeah, comedy has to constantly be updated.
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And listen to her podcast with Chad. Yes, pretend problems.
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He was really funny on Saturday Night Live, too.
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Yeah. You and Chad drink all the tequila you want.
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I think one of my favorite ones was about her trying to connect with the daughter, Chad's daughter. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The whole Instagram thing. The daughter said, I'm unfollowing your girlfriend.
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I don't know, but we have done the whole wife-husband thing with Hannah and Des.
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I'd like to have Heather again, but she might be too big.
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I saw that he was on there, too. And I heard that Rosebud Baker was on the Today Show.
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He probably wouldn't have said it if he had been seeing her, if he had looked at her.
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I cannot believe that somebody on reality television is lying. Do you know what? I mean, it seems unfathomable.
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What's the other show that Nick and Vanessa do?
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Yeah, which is a terrible show. It really is.
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Of course I watch it, but it's a terrible idea.
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She moved in with Chad. Or they bought a house together.
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And I think they're going on tour together.
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Congratulations on all your success since we talked to you last. Thanks so much, guys. You guys are so nice.
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Ich weiß, als du darüber gesprochen hast, dachte ich an all das Essen, das ich in Italien hatte. Und im Grunde genommen, das ist all das beste Essen, das du dir vorstellen kannst. Ich meine, das Essen da ist einfach unglaublich. Es ist so frisch, so lecker, homemade. Ich meine, die Pasta, die Saucen, all das, das ist so gut.
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Ich glaube, es beginnt eine Erweiterung, vor allem in der Stadt, wo ich wohne. Es gibt viele Ein-und-ein-Plätze. Ein-und-ein-Plätze? Ja. Ein-und-ein-Familie-Plätze. Zwei Freunde starten etwas.
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Yeah, I don't know. I can't remember. I mean, I've eaten... Like, probably it would be maybe related to the sushi world.
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Yes, our friend was part of it. You're kidding me. No, no, not our friend.
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I mean, at this point, I'm not putting anything past the guy.
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I mean, it is very strange that they haven't confirmed that, because then that could be that could help other people that have a stroke. Yes. You know, he could be an advocate for stroke survivors.
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Oh, I mean, there was the whole thing with the Molotov cocktail that he like pitched onto somebody's car and blew somebody's car up. I mean, all kinds of nefarious things.
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Obvious abuse, physical abuse and mental abuse. And yeah, I mean, I'm not putting anything past the guy.
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That didn't even pop up on my Netflix, like we recommend this for you.
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Chrissy, you're doing her makeup. Oh, my lips are insanely chapped.
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I can't get it better. I can't get them better. I've tried every kind of... Vaseline? Oh, yeah. Regular lotion, like Cetaphil?
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Because you know what I've found? It works for a minute, and then it just doesn't. I don't...
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Und mit der Heizung jetzt, weil es plötzlich von 70 zu 20 wurde hier in Atlanta. Und natürlich steigt die Heizung an. Jetzt gibt es den trockenen Heizung. Also habe ich sogar einen Heizungsschrauber in der Wohnung. Ich habe das nur für einen Tag gemacht.
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Oh, I'm a chapstick person anyways, no matter what. So, yeah, this is bad.
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Ich denke nicht, dass sie es ausgeben. Jeff war auch daran.
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Als er jünger war. Und es schadet deinem Blut, denke ich.
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Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass du in dieser Zeit in deinem Leben wieder so traurig bist. Du bist so traurig. Du bist so traurig über die Appearances und was andere denken.
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Ich habe Escargot gesehen, aber ich habe noch nie Escargot gegessen.
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No more tanning beds though. No more tanning beds. Well, listen. Look, the stuff that you were just putting on your face was for sun. Sun damage. Yes.
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There's plenty of things on the market, too, that you could try at home. I did.
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Ich werde dir noch andere Sachen geben. Du kannst es nur an einem kleinen Stich von deiner Haut probieren. Ja. Bevor du voll im Gesicht gehst.
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Er hatte eigentlich einen kleinen Hautkanzer auf seinem Gesicht. Jetzt schlattert er immer den Sunscreen.
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No, I mean it wasn't serious, but he had it removed and it was fine. But since then he's very adamant about putting sunscreen on, which I like.
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Oh. Gott, ich meine, es gibt wahrscheinlich Sushi und vielleicht auch ein Steak. Ja, ja, ja. Ein wirklich, wirklich gutes Steak. Ja. Rathbuns hat ein gutes Steak. Rathbuns hat ein gutes Steak. Ja. Ich weiß nicht, ich liebe auch ein gutes Mashed Potato.
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I can think of all kinds of really good foods. I think it would hardly be narrowed down the best I've ever had.
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I like to, when I see a dog, I like to try to communicate telepathically with it and let it know that I'm okay.
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Yeah, I've started watching it. It's good. He plays a great character.
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He's like the... He's like the investigator, but he also stormed the Capitol or something. It's funny. Like I said, I'm just in the first, like I've watched like the first two.
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No. Well, it's... Or they own a deli? It's two sons who had their father kind of kept them shielded, but he had a big conglomerate or a big, you know... Organized crime. He did. They didn't know that. They just thought he owned delis.
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And then he dies, and then now they're kind of brought into the fold.
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Ellie Patterson is her actress name, and I can't remember.
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Well, in my head, I just say, like, you know, you're a good boy, and I'm a good boy. What?
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I'm going to go back and start re-watching them, which I think is the mark of a great show.
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If you go back and re-watch what you've already watched.
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Because I want the dog to believe that I'm a good boy, too. We're both good boys. We're going to get along. You know?
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It is in a lot of ways... Got the whole water part of it.
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Oh, God. Well, she was in all the girl... She's done a lot with music. She's huge in the music industry.
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For one, yeah. And then for two, she's done a lot of... Yeah, okay.
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She's got like a sex toy line. She's got a lot of different, she does like movie stuff.
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Every time you get on set, I mean, just looking at everybody.
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It's all that nervous energy gets out because she gets the attention.
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Whabam! Brian knows shit from Shinola. Did you buy the stock? No, I forgot to. Whabam! Still an idiot.
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I thought about watching that show that you guys were talking about.
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But I feel like I have to be in the right mindset. You don't. You're saying it's pretty intense.
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I remember hearing about it kind of just in the peripheral, but with my family not being of Irish descent, maybe we just didn't. pay attention to it as much. I knew that there was war. I guess I thought there was some kind of war going on.
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What I am. The quantum computing. Quantum computing. It's very exciting. It's very exciting to spend 8 million of my dollars on showing you just how shitty I can be. What I am.
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Put it on your ice penis. Yeah. Did people come to his aid outside of like from the bar?
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We've got that fixed and proven. Was there like a TMZ photographer running up to him?
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Or would you try and, like, you know, picket like ice picket around it i know or like the what's the swishy the people that swish you know um the the olympic thing where oh the uh oh they clear the eye oh god no
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Because we were laughing about how there's the person that just does that.
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Deep Seeker, who cares? It's going to steal all your information and track and monitor your behavior.
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What's the healing part of that, too? You have to bandage it up? Yeah.
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A couple of warm baths, I guess. I mean, a nice. Well, there's skin that's been removed, though.
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On demand. I don't know, though. That would be hard, you know, when you're clenched up, you're nervous.
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You know that bar is forever going to be known. As the ice penis bar. Yeah, meet me at the P. Meet me at the IP.
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Oh, yeah. What was the, who, Paul, one of the Paul brothers? Would they do it? Oh, yeah. One of the.
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Because you do it all in really great shoes. Find a shoe for every you at your DSW store or DSW.com. It's silly.
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Whabam! Brian knows shit from Shinola. Did you buy the stock? No, I forgot to. Whabam! Still an idiot.
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No, that seems awful. What's that other show, too? Not Alive, but that other show where they go out and there's 12 people that go out and try and survive.
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No. Still a moron. Whabam! Still broke. You take a little insight and you put in some bad investments and then you throw in the commercial break. On the verge of bankruptcy.
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Yeah, I've seen the commercials. And I actually read an article earlier today where she was talking about how she doesn't necessarily want to be like the face of Tourette's. But she wanted to just get it out there of her life, living with it, and that she constantly is living with this. And some days are better than others.
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You're telling me we will not be buying a spot in the Super Bowl.
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Before the 90 days. I'm so sick of it. They just keep swirling back to everybody. It's a ring around the rosy of... OK, we everything's OK right here. Now let's go to the next people and then rehash exactly what was wrong.
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He is. What the fuck? I know. Well, he after he had the accident and he was paralyzed that he became very athletic. Yes. He jumped into like and then he gained confidence that way and then went over to Brazil to compete. To compete. Yeah. And pull tail. And pull tail. He's been married like three times.
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I can't keep up. But he goes from one to the next. Beautiful women.
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I stopped watching Last Resort. Because I was mad at myself the last episode I watched. I was like, I'm done. Yeah. This is so dumb.
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I was thinking about it, too. I mean, that show, that whole franchise. I mean, first of all, it's an hour and a half long just to watch one episode.
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You know, and that's streaming straight through. No commercials. An hour and a half long. Then there's 25 of those. Then now there's four after shows.
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No, eight hours of after shows. Eight hours of after shows. It's just, it's crazy. It's too much. And I thought they have more commercial. I mean, they have more episodes than we do.
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Yeah, I'm just waiting for the conclusion of that show, though. Really.
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On so many different things. And we were convinced he had to move to Thailand or to the Philippines for some reason.
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I don't know. Like your Instagram. Didn't he do something with a arena or something? Yeah. He wasn't there.
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I think I've seen some school kids bring home those pine cone things. I feel like I maybe did it too.
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Well, that made me think because I was recently cleaning out a box of old stuff that my parents had kept and had given me. And I found some of those old crafts. Oh, you did? Of my own. Oh, okay. And then I threw them away. Yeah, let's...
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Look at you. I was like, it's time. Why do I need my old... You don't.
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Yeah, yeah, that was a fun one. I didn't get it. You got up on the stage?
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Because it's like you're at a concert. Oh, there was like 200 people in the room. I had a guy take me on a date there.
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Maybe listening to TCB on Thanksgiving will become one of those weird things
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Well, not specifically maybe on Thanksgiving night, but throughout the season. I mean, I have a few go-tos.
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Well, another one has become number one for me, and that's The Night Before.
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Okay. It starts at a Christmas time. All right. All right. I love that movie. And I'm trying to think what else. I mean, there's there's some that always kind of pop up. But I was thinking the other day I'm looking for a new one.
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I don't have to watch that one every year, but it's a good one.
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Ich habe gerade das Film ein bisschen zuvor gesehen. Ich dachte, alte Grimms. Lass mich es wieder sehen. Es ist lustig. Es ist ein wackiges Film, Mann. Es ist ein wackiges Film.
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We don't have something that we do every single year. I think the Macy's Day Parade definitely is up there with watching that. And yeah, I think football.
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Well, it's a whole recipe. It's been handed down from... I know, but like, what's in it? Some spices, some cornbread, and then there's like chicken stock in it too, and celery, onions, all kinds of stuff. Really?
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Yeah, no, mine's that old tradition with the cornbread. I think it's pretty southern tradition. Okay. And then, yeah, and then we're doing Fox Brothers. Turkey, ham.
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I was going to say, I think we're the only ones that do it.
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I was going to say, that would give me anxiety of cleaning it up.
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Plus, you were going to another environment. You were going outside the house.
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You probably would full-on go into another trip if you, like, smelled some cut grass and listened to Beethoven.
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Yes. Wait, didn't we talk about this whole thing at another point? I'm picturing us because you were going to be the shaman, right? Yes. You were at a stick or something.
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I don't know that I personally am a big fan of roasts, but. That's me.
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When you're saying dais, what does that mean? So is this like she part of a roast or she was just in the audience?
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Why is she going around promoting herself as a comic, but then you can't see any of what she's doing?
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Hey, listen, whatever. However you make your money. She's out humping it in more ways than one.
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I guess over the course of a few days, if you've got the money.
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Yeah, that's the other thing. We'd have to time something for maybe the kids or everybody was not here.
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That's how you start off at six hours later. Six hours later, you're in a whole different state of mind.
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That's his thing, right? He tries to make everything seem very exclusive.
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And what do you do? Like fill out, like just check, yes, I want this $1 million package. Yeah, run your Amex.
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Who's going to play there? I can't believe that he's doing this again.
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I thought of young Brian getting in the car, driving, listening to it.
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What did you think it was going to be, getting into the band? I thought it was going to be... What did you think you were going to do in the band?
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Yeah. And then every year... Nothing like showing up in disguise to really hang out with friends.
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Well, that happened. But then there's something further that happens.
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So she narrows it down to the one guy. I think his name's Dave. I don't know. He's the guy who also said that he grew up like – that he was a nerdy guy. Okay. And got bullied as a kid. Yeah. So they kind of had that in common or something. Anyways, it gets down to the two of them and – He doesn't do it. He narrows it to him and only him. And then he says, I can't move further. It's too much.
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If there's some kind of a repair or she moves on to another guy, I don't know.
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Oh, and I can already see a crack in one of the ones that did get engaged.
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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
I guess they could only do it for one season because then everybody would know.
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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
Well, people did love to hate watch the American Idol for the bad stuff.
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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
My dad and I really wanted to do The Amazing Race. Too late now.
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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
Well, probably because she was in on this horribly cruel show.
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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
So they're showing them flying them. Image enhancement. Yeah, they're flying them. They're limousine.
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Also, too, like then, I mean, think about they had to go through the taping of this and then air it. So the people that were on the show didn't. They had to relive it.
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I was trying to look where vitamin C is now. What is she up to? Well, she's 52. She's 52. Yeah. And it says that her name's Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick. Yeah. She's an American record executive.
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Singer, songwriter, record producer, and actress.
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Listen, in March 2012, Fitzpatrick was appointed as vice president of music at Nickelodeon. And since early 2019, Vitamin C has served as music executive for Netflix.
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Now it's crazy, but then was really the Wild West.
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I wonder if he also thought that this was his big break.
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You should have picked American Idol, girl. Yeah, girl, you should have gone for the real deal.
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Didn't they just reboot that? I think they did. The Simple Life? Yeah, with Paris and Nicole.
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I'm sure there's a lot of people that have thought about starting a podcast.
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Vitamin C said, screw this, we're going to become a Netflix executive.
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My dad and I really wanted to do the Amazing Race. Too late.
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We talked about it. We said we would in the family. We determined that the two of us would be the best because I would be the daredevil and he's an engineer and would be able to figure all the stuff out.
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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
And you would figure out the— I would do the stuff that required the balls.
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That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. You go to the top of the Everest. It's got a name. The Everest. Bow to the Everest. Climb the Everest. Do it on the Everest. Okay, go ahead. That's very royal English of you.
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Fuck that trad wife bullshit. Do you see that? You see those ladies? They're cooking like chocolate cakes in like $3,000 Belonzio dresses or whatever.
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Maybe I like to take the edge off at the end of the day with a couple of bottles of wine, a few shots of tequila, and a fistful of muscle relaxers. But so what? Every morning at 6 a.m., I pick myself up off that floor, steal some of my kids' Ritalin, and start the day anew.
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No, I've been saying the same thing, too. I think there's some kind of allergy.
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It's his style, too. You know, it's the jokes and his style.
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No, that was very sweet of you to think about me like that. But I'm just going to power through. It's going to be fine. I'm excited.
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Plus, I've been living out of a suitcase for the past month.
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I mean, I can't even believe it. The one weekend that I'm away. Well, not the one because I've been away.
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But the weekend that I'm away, you come downtown where I am. You venture down two days in a row.
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It was amazing. I ran into our favorite person, Jackie Beans. Jackie Beans. Jackie Beans. I sent him the song.
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Yeah, it does. It starts off the flamingos. It's a good zoo.
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Yes, and he is in fact a legend amongst many others as well.
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I thought about Will the Champ actually this weekend at Smokeslam because they had an eating contest.
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Yeah, you're always having to kind of strain to see them.
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That's good that they were out because sometimes they're not out.
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Well, yeah, I mean, because, okay, so there were like 75 teams that were competing, but you're not tasting all of their stuff.
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So Jeff and the team, they have a couple of like really major, you know, barbecue superstars from around the world that come in and cook. It's called live fire. So they come in and cook and do the sampling and all of that. So Al Fregoni was this one guy who's – yeah, he's big. Melissa Cookston was there. She's on the Netflix Barbecue Showdown show. She's a judge.
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That sounds like it. Wow. All kinds of animals and new experiences.
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She's like seven-time world champion. Anyways, they have these fantastic barbecue masters that come in and cook, and so they do a lot of sampling.
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No, no. All 75 teams are entering the contest. The public isn't sampling their stuff. Only they get judged.
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So what Jeff and the team does, they have these other people who come in. They're not competing.
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So yeah, they're just feeding the public, cooking and feeding the public.
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Well, I mean, I like barbecue, but it's not my profession.
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Well, I mean, they give away money and then they give away an actual award.
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Well, total, it's the most in the world. It's $250,000. $250,000. But the Grand Grand Champion or whatever gets 50. But yeah, it's broken up by different categories and things and whatever.
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I mean, the people that do these competitions a lot, I mean, they travel around doing it.
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If you're looking to learn how to pronounce this word correctly in American English, keep watching this video. This word is pronounced as Kroongbin.
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For Your Consideration: Nextdoor & Ask TCB
Like Arturo in The NeverEnding Story?
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I brought you the thing, the statue.
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I loved the laser tits. I was all about, wham!
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Well, that's not a bad thing, that cheese. I don't think it's really good for you.
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Yes, you do. You need to get back to that.
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I'm pretty sure it's three and a half. That's what I was saying. It's like a half a day.
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Do they have an intermission? I think they do have an intermission.
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How long is the movie The Brutalist? Three hours and 35 minutes long.
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You've got to block out four hours of your day.
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This is an extra. What? It's an extra 34 minutes long.
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Like Arturo in The NeverEnding Story?
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Well, what else is there to do in here without the equipment?
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Let's sprinkle in a little next door.
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Let's do next door. People are idiots where I live.
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Not included. You can't train a cat.
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I love watching those animal videos.
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I filled out a bracket. Jeff and I just do it for fun.
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Just for, you know, security's sake.
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Well, first of all, you can see that. You don't know where it's coming, like which house or apartment it's coming from.
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He definitely doesn't have a flag, American flag.
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I tried to actually ask AI, and it was jumbled all up. It couldn't figure it out either.
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Yeah, she's probably practicing her archery.
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The one that was following? The one that was walking. Please stop taking care of him.
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Is this the same car that the other people were talking about? Exactly.
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Just because you like that state. Yes, I like that one.
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I know. Practicing for Lord of the Acid.
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I remember our first, I think it was our first year working together at Clear Channel at the radio station. I mean, everybody was just out at the bar. Yeah. Watching the game. That's it. Like the Thursday.
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Yeah, you're going to mix them up. Start off funny.
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Well, first of all, do you like cats?
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Yeah, we actually didn't need March Madness for an excuse to be at the bar in the middle of the day. No.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, this is we're talking about like getting into crypto. So, I mean, I guess if you really love this person and you want to make this work, I guess you could maybe dip your toe into crypto a little bit. Maybe kind of try to see it from their point of view, see what they find so intriguing about it. But if you don't really care for this person, there's a good way.
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It's like, you know, you understand. It would be really, really hard.
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For a woman, even it's very emotional, too. So tied to that person. It's not even just a physical. So I can see how that would be affecting many other parts. Many. Yes.
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Can you pay them with the crypto you just bought?
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I can't believe that she also has not brought it up.
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Yeah, it seems like maybe she would even feel like. I've noticed there's a big difference.
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Did you see that he's dating Don Jr. 's ex-wife?
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Definitely don't feed him from a trough or whatever she said.
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I do love those ass pieces. We got to do more in a second.
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Or if you're in Nashville, maybe. Look him up.
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I used to love watching. You and I would watch golf all the time with Mickelson. Oh, God.
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It doesn't sound very fair and balanced, does it?
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It was a great movie, but, yeah, no, it wasn't like, oh, my God, this is the best movie ever. I know.
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Oh, yeah, I've seen that. There's a movie named For Your Consideration, Christopher Guest.
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Yeah, they want to see how many things they can get out of it. Wow.
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Yeah, it's not that surprising, unfortunately.
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Which I haven't seen either one of those. But then I saw Nora and I saw Conclave. And there's another one. I want to watch The Brutalist, but it's three and a half hours long.
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It's a hard thing to do, and I can only imagine, too, if somebody's doing it by themselves.
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Chris and Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy. And best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. You made it to 700 episodes of the commercial break.
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The smell of dead bodies doesn't get you going. I don't know what will.
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She's like, damn it, I wanted to send all of this my life, but I didn't.
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Oh, he found a way to make it about it. Oh, he totally did. Yeah, give more to us. Yeah, give more to the church and less to your family.
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That's right. When you live in Carmel, California, you get anything you want, Pat. I really think...
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Floppy, floppy, flippity floppy. And I believe in Jesus. I wouldn't have believed in him, but I believe in him now. Yeah. What does he say? I don't know.
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If you eat with a homosexual, Chrissy, Paul says you don't have to eat with a homosexual, but you can lay with a homosexual, if I'm understanding the scripture correctly.
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Ezekiel 3.4.4 said, he who has dark skin need not love, he needs a shunning. So just remember that. And by the way, I need an eyebrow trimming.
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It's this stupid bitch still sitting next to me. Somebody get my hand. It fell on the floor. I made a boo-boo in my pants. Can I get a clean-up aisle, too? From New York City.
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finance a country or a state with having legal gambling and all these... Sending all the poor people to college and giving them meals before school and helping out with different things.
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That is a better way to go about things, Chris. Rich, quick skit.
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That was not me. I did not do that. That was Pat Robertson farting. That's incredible.
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Oh, my God. I did. Oh, I got an unholy monster in my anus. Do that again.
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Oh, my God. They caught that on the hot mic. Someone just let out an unholy wind. That was an unholy wind, my friends. Okay, I think that's a good place for a break. Everybody looked at me. I was like, that wasn't me. I thought it was you.
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The law of use. The law of curve, Kirsten. The law of curves. I've been following them my entire life.
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It's such utter foolishness to spend your money on the scratch cards and the lap dances and the booze and the beer and all the wine and the women.
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We could really work on them, you know? We could spend the rest of the year just really working on those.
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Yeah, and also he's saying that the parents don't want to go to church, but they want to send their kids to church.
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I'm sure a little rural church in Pennsylvania that has 15 people going can afford a fleet of buses.
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She is. My question is, concerning the Ark of the Covenant, do you think it's still out there? Will it ever be found? Or has it been lost forever?
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People are really trusting Pat to have all answers of everything.
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The Trump of God, the dude, the Ark of the Gable, and the fields in the fable, and hickory dickory dock. She was sucking my cock. Listen, I don't really know.
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Please welcome Thief in the Night. Jesus Christ. All the way from the Mount of Olives, coming down from top of Mount Rushmore. The big guy himself, the one, the only, preaching on an empty dick, Jesus Christ. Let's get ready to mumble. My dick.
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There's a national alert system out for this kind of event, you see.
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It sounds like you and Jeff over there in your little house. Are you, Jesus?
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It's a hard thing. It's a hard thing to do, and I can only imagine, too, if somebody's doing it by themselves.
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I'm going to go to Mexico soon. I'm going to investigate the cocoa leaf thing, though.
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They're a Schedule II substance. You have to have clearance from the DEA to grow the plant. That makes sense.
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Because I don't think I could get my hands on any here. That's what I was.
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I think apparently at Machu Picchu, they give it to you or used to give it to you on your ascent up.
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I mean, I don't know. It started off with us telling crazy stories, and we're still doing that.
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And dissecting videos, and we're still doing that. We've added in some interviews, which I love.
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Yeah, yeah. The Sunday was a first, right?
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No, I meant the first Sunday we've ever published.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
We just don't think that they're talking to Teresa.
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Do you know of anybody that has a dead husband?
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What about the brain? Anybody to do with the brain? Nobody responded. So then she went to anybody's husband.
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Can I match the legs that I'm seeing with your husband?
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Yeah, I guess they're excited to be able to use them now.
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Actually, look at my claws for nails. My God, those things are long.
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I don't think she's ringing anybody's bell.
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Yeah, exactly. Or wonder if you had gone to another hospital or another doctor or something like that. Things could have turned out differently.
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And they want to feel relieved that they did do everything okay.
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It was due to eco reasons. You know, we were trying, Astrid was trying to be very, or not economically, environmentally.
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It was so easy. I was ready to see them go.
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It was wonderful. We went to the Botanical Gardens to do a big lights display.
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And that's where I got these, our beautiful necklaces.
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Yeah, well, she had some time to kind of formulate what she was going to say to this other woman.
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Well, I'm glad I brought it because you're not wearing anything to do with Christmas.
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That's what I thought. That's why I brought these.
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First of all, she's also really stereotyping this woman who is a lovely black woman, older woman.
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Larger. And saying, I bet she makes a great pie.
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I shot him. Where is the departed brother? A friend, a cousin, an uncle? Any noun?
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I'm not sure she's registered since 1986. She just shook her head.
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I don't understand that. You understand that.
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Did you understand anything? Told me to look at you. Really?
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Leave your own house. It took two weeks.
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I hate how she says, do you understand that?
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Oh, yes. She did that on another show where she profiled a white woman.
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Yeah, she walked up the stairs in the audience.
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She's moved on from the guy with the haircut.
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No. Yeah, once again. I mean, it happens every time.
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And say... I think the ghosts have gotten up in there.
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And I want you to... Cleanse out the fire. It does.
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You can record it in your Apple Help app.
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Meanwhile, I'm naked outside doing gardening. Meanwhile, Chrissy's...
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We were talking about things and I was like, there's no way. And he goes, just ask any man. And I go, what man am I going to ask? Like, I'm not going to ask my dad. And I was like, I'm pretty sure Brian would have talked about this. He was like, I'm calling him right now. I was like, he's not going to answer. The kids. Yeah, the kids. I knew you weren't going to answer.
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And you didn't. And then the text messages ensued.
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I was like, I've seen it in Fletch, you know, when they do the check then. But I was like, are you supposed to be doing it like as a teenager?
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Right? I was like, what kind of doctor did you have? What was happening?
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He was like Googling and he's like, look, yeah, see, it's on the Google, like to be men and women and blah, blah, blah. I was like, I have never had that done. And I was like, what, what, what?
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You couldn't hold your hand up there, Doc?
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If it's like enlarged, oh, hard or soft.
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That's when you're like, okay, I'm done.
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The bell ringing is the finger in the butt.
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You thought it was just going to be like a touch and then explosion.
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I was going to say, maybe you should have stayed for the retreat.
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A Dire Situation!
He's got to keep you. I was just thinking about, like, the kids watching it at home now, but the parents are going to be thinking twice about that.
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A Dire Situation!
It's going to make things more expensive because then that's what it always does. Yeah. Cleaning and people and security.
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A Dire Situation!
I know. I don't think he'll ever go away, really. I don't want him to.
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A Dire Situation!
No, no, I'm just saying I don't think he'll ever not be in things that we want him to be in.
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A Dire Situation!
Whatever happens, the listener will find out about it. Last. Yes. In the regular news. Yes. Come here for if you want follow-up.
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A Dire Situation!
Yes, she has amazing hair, but I, yeah, I think husbands out there, no.
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Yeah, Jeff one time was like, I don't see how you have any more hair left.
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A Dire Situation!
Or, you know what I thought about, too? I don't know if you saw this, but we've got a new system of kind of, you know, doing our content ideas and things that just pop up because there's so many things. I read so many things throughout the day, and I think that would be great to talk about, and it's hard to remember them all, so we're trying to figure out the best way to put them in something.
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A Dire Situation!
Oh, my God. You grew up in a very different house. My mom was the one who was always getting new dogs, new cats, new everything. I mean, we'd come home from school. There'd be four new animals there. I mean, my dad was always getting surprised.
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A Dire Situation!
I mean, a lot of them did. Some of them did have health problems and different things. But yeah, no, a lot of them stayed.
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A Dire Situation!
We had like seven or eight animals at one time, I remember. Seven or eight animals? Cats and dogs, yeah.
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A Dire Situation!
Well, my grandfather had the cats at that point. My mom had the dogs.
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A Dire Situation!
But I did read this morning that Atlanta and Austin, Texas, are going to be rolling out the Waymos. The Uber self-driving car. Oh, shit. And I thought it might be fun if we took a little trip in one.
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A Dire Situation!
I know. I did notice that she was much calmer when I came in today.
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A Dire Situation!
Kids are going crazy too. That's what I was going to share with you. Yeah, yeah. Do tell about this.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Yeah, I think, I mean, I kind of think in that instance she got involved with some bad players.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Meanwhile, I asked one of your children when we came out of that episode the other day, and I said, did you have fun at the Great Wolf Lodge? What was your favorite thing? And she said, the wave pool.
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Putt Putt Rawr
But really, give an instance, give it for instance of what what was one of the adults doing?
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They're on a time schedule, too. You've got people downstairs who want to check in.
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Putt Putt Rawr
You can do that. But the real one with like the rope and the thing and yeah. Yeah.
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I'm picturing you climbing the wall, like, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, me, and then onto the floor.
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I think I might have taken a few shots of tequila. Oh, my rum, rum beforehand. I think so.
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All those games. But you know, Mike... They're not going in and cleaning after all of those kids.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Yeah, you had one on the RFID bracelet thing. They were alerted. He's spent.
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I don't know if they continue to do episodes or... I wonder if it was something to do with the mountain monsters type stuff.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Well, it's the Georgia thing. Yeah, we live in Atlanta. It's okay.
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Well, I think you were a little flustered, too, thinking about the Great Wolf Lodge, which I venture to say you will never go back to.
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Putt Putt Rawr
I was thinking about that. Hopefully there won't be any more – what was that that happened a year ago? year or two ago?
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Putt Putt Rawr
Okay, where people were storming it? Yeah, that was the... Crawling through great, like, air docks?
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
A lot of people were at these parties. It was a big deal. Every year there's a white party. And, I mean, I think there's a difference between going to a party and, you know, mingling around and having some drinks and leaving and then what was happening behind the scenes at these parties or after the party.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Not in a corner, I'm sure. Why would he even stay?
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
I think other victims have come out in defense of the other victims. No one's coming out in defense of him.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Well, yeah. And this isn't just one person. This is tons of people coming out from over the years.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Well, I don't know. I mean, what I'm gathering is that was like a very, very inner circle, but basically the people that were in the room with these people that were... Drugged and incapacitated.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
There's no way he's innocent. Where there's smoke, there's fire. There's like so much evidence and so many people. That's it. That's it.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
They're not going after somebody who's got that much money and that much power without cause.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
I can sell you SEOs. Top of the Googles. Top of the Googles. How about some pay-per-clicks?
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Yeah, they were attached to an actual terrestrial radio station.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Meanwhile, too, he's like picking you up in what, the Rolls or the Ghost?
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Yeah, going to the hottest restaurants, places, spending all kinds of money. Sweet.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Oh, yeah, it was. I mean, because there were, what, blocks of hours where people had their own shows.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
I remember you talking about this part because I think you did try to get me to go.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
I was like, no, I don't know what the reason was. Because normally I would be right there with you, but yeah, I did not go.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
I've seen those before where they're just like alternating.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
That was like the step and repeat. Or they were taking pictures of people.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
But it started quickly after we got there. And it was like... DJ Dan brings you all the best from the 90s. And today your DJ Dan is starting in five minutes.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Right. The big party, the main party is inside. This is the children's table.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
So, yeah, we've certainly been following him closely.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
Yeah. Anyway, very interesting. Very interesting series of events.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
I remember you calling me the next day. You're like, you're never going to believe that party.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
He sent that out in the evening, and it was a rousing hit.
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Walking The Cardboard Carpet!
No, he seemed like a fun-loving guy that liked to party. Maybe he was a little bad boy. I mean, he had the whole bad boy records. Yes. I mean, I did not know all of that was hiding underneath the surface for years. Decades.
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TCB is Verifiable!
No. No, but it made me think about my nephews I was with this weekend, you know, and they, you know how kids don't want to brush their teeth.
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I mean, it's such a thing. And finally, I said, look, I go, it's no joke. Let me just look up the pictures right now of tooth rot in children. And I gave them, I mean, I showed it. And they were like, ah!
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I was scaring my nephews with the rot. And then I was like, then it's irreparable. You're going to have to have surgery to remove your teeth and then you'll have fake teeth. They were like, what?
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Well, right now, I know it pulled up the other day for me to like get verified. And I was like, well, OK, maybe you should be verified. But then it was like, well, you had to do all these steps and then pay something. And I was like, ah.
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Same with the streaming services for me because I'm like, well.
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Whatever, which I guess Amazon, once again, is also coming in on that where you can subscribe through them. Apple TV is the same way. Apple TV is doing the same thing.
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I'm like, because I like a little something on each one of them. I don't want to give any of them up.
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I'm going to miss Party City for the balloons, for one thing, and the costumes during Halloween.
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I've seen some good stuff coming out on BritBox. I might have to look into it. Although I'm just like digging my heels and not subscribing to any more stuff. But I've seen some good stuff it looks like coming on BritBox.
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And they had some kind of agreement, too, I think, with Uber. Yeah. Because for a while there, I was getting in a lot of Uber Teslas and talking to a driver, and they said that there was some kind of deal.
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Well, I mean, advertising has known the psychology around that for years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That's true. Associate something with the brand.
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TCB is Verifiable!
Well, I thought we already decided that when we get older and we're at the villages, we're taking drugs again.
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The noise things on the one you did recently with the— Tina Tana Tweez. Well, that one and the guy that was getting the injections or the energy drink.
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Yes, I'm cracking up. Triple C. The noise, the sound effects you do, that was hilarious.
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There's only so many places you can put them. Yeah. And there's no like seatbelt in the bathroom. Right. Exactly. Banging around.
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TCB is Verifiable!
How do you get a... I think a sheet over it was the best that you could do.
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No, I mean, they've got one of those like island retreat things. Yeah, everybody does. They do.
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Well, I'm holding out hope with all of this new, you know, AI medical stuff that's supposed to happen. You know, it'll just be some kind of huge breakthrough. Listen, between... Editing genes.
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I was thinking about the camel toe thing earlier today. I'm like, I think, first of all, I think a camel toe is hilarious. So I'm all about it. I'm going to test it out.
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I've almost watched it. And then I'm like... No, I don't care.
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No, they call incessantly trying to confirm. I'm like, yes, I will be there.
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Yes. And I've been to those dentists before and I have switched because, yeah, I don't like all that.
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Me too. The one that I go to, they don't try to pitch me anything.
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I've never had one. And I don't really, you know, had anybody close that's had one besides you.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
That's the first time a president has ever gone to the Super Bowl.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I've been to parties surrounding the Super Bowl. Like when we, Atlanta, had the Super Bowl. When was that? Ten years ago, something like that.
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Jeff and I went to some parties around it, and it was kind of eh.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, I mean, they were kind of like parties with athletes and people around it, music.
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It was something that was over on like Howell Mill, the west side, one of those warehouse things.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, no, I mean, I'm just not into that, those kinds of parties anymore. Where everybody's kind of trying to vie for who's there and who's looking and whatever. I don't know.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this dumb show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
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Yeah, somebody else mentioned the colors were better.
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No one – I mean, and who is? Does Verizon not cover most of it?
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
There's plenty of people that go out to those remote locations and people in other developing countries. So, you know, Starlink itself I think is probably a good thing.
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Yeah, you can have it. You don't want to go to space.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Anyways, you don't want to go to space, do you? Well, now you do.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
And hey, I'm not an Elon Musk fan, but I think it does have some benefits.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
What about in the case of natural disasters, though, like the huge hurricane that hit up in Asheville, no one had internet.
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That's the way they were able to connect to people.
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I don't understand – How many – do you know how many satellites they have out there?
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Yeah. You're just saying more regulations around it.
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No, I mean, I'm not going to sign up for T-Mobile. Sound like you are.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
But that's what Hollywood does. They just keep redoing things and spitting things out again.
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Fuck you! There were a lot of Fox commercials, obviously, I guess, because it was playing on Fox, but... Listen...
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Yes. Yeah. I didn't see the Ritz commercial, though.
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Fuckers. Yeezy got teeth. Yeah, that was strange. Can we all... That was really strange. However, Jeff and I were talking about it later that night, about it, and he garnered like 19 million in sales. Last night? Yes, from that commercial.
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So like his music or don't like the music that Bianca put out something in response to Yeezy. Yeah, she was like, Lord, bless my husband and bless the Jewish people. It was a thing.
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I know everybody's split on it, but I thought it was funny.
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Yeah, that was one of the ones that I was like, they've got the money to do that. Okay.
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Yeah, it was shocking. I don't think anybody expected it to go like that.
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God, let's not go down that road again. I had an anxiety attack the other day after we did the whole thing with the robot and the AI combined.
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While we're going to say, they're probably like, yeah, go ahead and use it.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Honestly? I don't think they know what the song really means.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
That's right. Okay. I was excited about the commercials and eh. I don't know.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
They have to make an appearance at every Super Bowl.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, I was going to say, can you just forward me what you got? Sure.
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It was interesting to the the clients that were in the ads. I didn't expect a lot of those. I was like, they have that much money. To advertise in that?
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Yeah, as well as like erectile dysfunction stuff and hair replacement.
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There was no standout for me that was like, this is the best commercial of the whole thing.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No, that was a great commercial, and to bring awareness and top of mind.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, Jeep was like a main sponsor of the show. Oh, it was? Yeah, they had a big commercial for Jeep where the commentators were.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, that's in American Graffiti, but... That's not American Graffiti.
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No, no, no. Wait, what is it? I loved that movie, too.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, I think it's from where the, you know, the truck plowed into.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I guess I missed that Serena Williams came out at one point. I kind of missed that. Serena Williams came out at one point? Yes, she was there. Where was Serena Williams? She was part of the show.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
She came out. Truly? Yes. Seriously? Yes. That's what I was reading about, and I was like, I've missed that.
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Maybe you just didn't recognize her. She was kind of glammed out.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I can't remember. Again, I missed it, but I read that she was there.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No, no, I saw the whole show, but I missed the Serena Williams.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I will not be signing up for T-Mobile's Starlink service. No, I mean, I'm not going to sign up for T-Mobile. Sounds like you are.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, Brittany, I'm sure, was in there with her, Mahomes.
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No Creepies, Please!
Well, I think out in the sun, maybe that's what happens. It's on the notebook.
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While you're at it. Maybe shoot us a text at 212-433-3TCB or leave us a voicemail spilling your guts and asking for advice. You can also check out our website tcbpodcast.com if you feel like perusing our catalog or if you're just bored. Now let's listen to some sponsors because they keep me paid.
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I got one, yeah. Sabrina Carpenter. My number one artist again.
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A lot of shootings. Well, then I guess I'm glad it's just... Downtown Atlanta for you.
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Thanks. Oh, now it's just like the sharing of the photo vacation pictures?
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Did people write back to that one about the Christmas cards?
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This is not the bashing and I don't have to kiss your ass for runs.
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Thanks, racist. Probably the same one that wrote before about Marta dangerous.
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What did they do? Go out to the car to inspect this person's car before they let them organize?
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No Creepies, Please!
I know. Well, why not? I mean, it's kind of like though what I was thinking. So now will views instead of likes be the main thing that advertisers are paying for? Kind of like when we used to work in radio. Yes. You know, it was like if people were tuned into the station, then advertisers got wanted to be there.
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I was going to say, he might need to be flagged. Yeah, that's really weird.
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All the good things. Holes doesn't work and you must pick up.
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No Creepies, Please!
In a shocking turn of events, it's me again, Christina, your producer and resident rom-com lover here at the Commercial Break. And I just have one thing to say. I'm just a producer, standing in front of an audience, asking you to follow us on Instagram, at the Commercial Break, and on TikTok, at TCB Podcast.
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Text us or call us and leave us a voicemail because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with TCB, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. And while you're at it, go to our website, tcbpodcast.com. But you don't have to because we like you just as you are. Now, if you immediately got those references, you're my kind of person.
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But it's time to take a break and listen to some sponsors and then we'll get back to the show.
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Yeah, it was bad. Some people had more than one window smashed. Someone made me an ornament with all the smashed glass in it. It was really cute. You got something out of it.
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No Creepies, Please!
No, it's totally scary. I have no idea what's going to happen next. I don't think any of us do.
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Weil sie sich schlecht fühlen. They don't want to kill the thing.
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The Wicked Kick, I'm picturing, you know, like behind the curtain, you know, the wizard is pulling all the buttons and the levers and things.
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Ich glaube, Kosmetik oder einfach... Kosmetikschirurgen generell.
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Okay. I might know someone who wants to buy those from you.
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They, well, I mean, they do have to, I mean, you have to use a ticket broker. Yeah. So they use, what's the, it's. Axis? It's somebody that's Ticketmaster adjacent. Okay. Because there's, you know, Ticketmaster has all of these different other companies too. Yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, but they have a great deal with like the venue that they have the show at. Right.
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And just to be clear, we didn't do the journalism.
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And by the way, this is a big air duct behind him.
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I have heard of them, but yeah, not about them reuniting.
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It's basic. It's like economics, supply and demand.
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Well, I mean, I mean, come on. Yes. OK. But normally I would say just as long as I can get my money back.
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It's a lot of corporate stuff, you know. People that are buying them are people that just have tons of money to buy.
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I know I picked all four of the final fours. You did. But then to actually go to the championship that my boss.
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Wasn't Justin Bieber, wasn't there a thing about him doing that?
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I know. A for effort. That was nice of them to try.
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Yeah, and plus you too, you get caught up. Like, oh my God, I really want to be there. I really want to see the experience. Yeah, and so...
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And the fact that you're able to actually buy tickets, like say for a Taylor Swift or like Prince's last shows, I remember this, us doing this, just like the fact that we could even just get them, just put them on the credit card quick, you know, and then, yeah, people get caught up with that.
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It creates a certain... Yeah, what do you think this guy's going to say?
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It is complicated, too, because these venues, you know, as a fan, you want to go to a venue that's a good venue. Of course you do. Clean, nice, offers things that you would like to purchase there that has good lighting, has good stuff. And so these venues have to— You have to pay for it.
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Four tickets. How are they getting the really good seats?
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I made the mistake of buying something on those before.
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No, just like Googling the artist and then the first thing that pops up. Yeah. I was thinking that was the site.
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What are those techniques that are not available? Oh, watch.
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Also, they're literally set up in a garage. There's a vacuum, a water heater there. There's four desks. And air ducts. Yeah, there's four mismatched desks.
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But as long as people are willing to pay it, this is going to be happening.
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I'm so shocked he said that. I don't think I'm making so much money. The StubHub guy.
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It's going to be fun. It'll be fun. We're doing it.
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It doesn't have to do with the venues themselves.
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Somebody asked me about that the other day. They were like, did you reschedule your event in Florida? And I laughed.
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I can only imagine what it's like to have that times a million. And then your friends want to sell your information. That's got to be the part that becomes really isolating when you get famous.
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You don't know who to trust. You don't know who to trust. Your friends want to talk shit. They want to sell it to a trade rag. They have pictures of you in their phone that they want to give to certain magazines for money. And... You know, let's be real about it.
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Like, if I was famous and you were famous, and then someone came to one of our friends and said, I'll give you $100,000 for photos from the birthday party a couple weeks ago, that would be really hard to turn down, wouldn't it?
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If tabloids were looking to pay anybody for pictures of me, I'm just going to say it right now. Do not be surprised about what may come out of O'Brien and Green. It's going to be a shit show. Chrissy Cook's naked, for God's sakes.
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Thank God. Thank God. Blackberries were all the rage and really bad at taking photographs. If they did at all. Thank God. Thank God. The iPhone was like relatively new. Not a lot of people. You kind of had to be rich to have an iPhone. So not a lot of people had iPhones taking pictures with your phone was a chore. It was a big project and only, and it was in like, you know, four pixels.
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So, you know, it was all blurry. You couldn't see anything, but if there were pictures, If there are pictures from Chrissy and I's Clear Channel days that we are not aware of right now, I certainly give anybody permission to sell them. God bless you. They're yours. But I'm letting the audience know ahead of time, and I'm putting this on celluloid on the RSS feed forever and ever to live.
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Do not be surprised about any piece of information that comes out about me. It's probably true, and the And my penis is small. So those two things you should know right out the gate. All right? Okay? All right. We're all set. I'm going to say it before I spray it. There you go. All right. Speaking of Brian's penis. Yep.
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We talked yesterday about Naked Attraction, the show that has taken the world by, the dating show that took the world by storm during the pandemic when Max decided they were going to put it on their platform. This is a show that comes out of the BBC or Channel 4 or something out there over there in the U.K.,
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This is the voice of reason in the room. Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Can I say that I am very proud of Keanu Reeves? It seems Keanu Reeves can do no wrong. And he's honestly maybe one of the few people. Good humans left on this earth. He seems like it. And that includes me.
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And it is a show that really takes the idea of eye candy to, you know, kind of dating someone for what they look like to the next level. It's a blind date show where they move the screen from your feet to your head one inch at a time. Revealing. Revealing.
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Yes, and it shows everything in high-definition 4K glory. Unlike those BlackBerry pictures, it's going to show everything in 4K, and Chrissy and I are going to look at some penises when we get back.
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Christina, right on those liners. Look at you. Good for you. You're timely on those liners. I like that. We're just listening to Christina's liner, which is when she breaks into the show and talks about where you can find us and stuff like that. Said 5,000 followers. We did just reach 5,000 followers. Five years, 5,000 followers. I think that means at least 1,000 people a year have liked us.
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I can feel it. I believe it. I can feel it. We're going to ride that Venezuelan wave right to infamy.
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all right so yesterday we were talking about the show naked attraction i mentioned that i really would like to review another one of those episodes i managed to find one on youtube so we'll take a look at it there's no other explanation i don't need to give you any other explanation except for this naked attraction is exactly what it sounds like one contestant male female sometimes it's gay straight trans they come out and they stand in the middle
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Like, I'm not one of the good humans on earth. I'm saying, of all the humans on earth, Keanu seems like one of the good humans.
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of five boxes those boxes are screens like light boxes and they will slowly pull up the screen on that light box revealing a naked person behind it and the person in the middle the person who's looking for a blind date needs to decide based only on the genitalia yeah they go straight up to the pelvis Yeah, they go straight up to the goods. And so let's take a listen to one of these episodes.
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Along with a very entertaining host. Oh, the host is lovely. I love her. She's great.
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Imagine if Tinder just had pictures of penises up there. Imagine if you had to swipe right or left based on a look of a penis. No one would ever date anybody. The birth rate in this country would go down.
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He's constantly doing the right thing. He's constantly taking care of those around him, stopping and taking pictures and giving, you know, showing up at charity events and giving the children what they want. He just seems like a really good dude. Like a guy who cracked the matrix.
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That's a reveal right there. I've seen that episode. Have you seen that episode? She was weird.
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Poon poon. Maybe he said poon poon. You know the worst word I've heard for a vagina is in that show, The Inbetweeners, when they call it clunge. Clunge.
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That's the most disgusting word for a vagina I've ever heard.
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It seems so strange to me. There's something so inherently beautiful about a woman's... Oh, look at that. I just stopped the right perfect at the right place. A guy holding his cock.
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Astrid. Oh. Brian's putting the pause button to use. Look at that.
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I want to point out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, let me find a time where I can pause that does not include a penis. All right, there we go. I just want to point out that the female body, in my opinion, is so inherently beautiful. It's just lovely and delicious. I know that's my personal preference. But the male body, it seems like the penis is just an afterthought in some ways.
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You know what I'm saying? Like an extra piece of skin that no one knew what to do with. Just throw it on there. It's so weird and ugly.
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honestly, went into The Matrix, came out, understands how to do it, how to be a good human being, how to do the right thing in most circumstances, how to say the right things, how to be honest and organic in almost every situation.
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Did anyone ever stop to think if this was really a good idea? Like if this really was a good idea?
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It's like a train wreck. You can't stop watching. You know that what you're seeing just shouldn't be on television, but it is. And so it's fascinating. It really is fascinating.
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And like we mentioned yesterday in the show, these are not supermodels that are on the show. Obviously, there are some good-looking human beings on there. But by and large, these are regular people.
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Your neighbor. A plumber. A girl at the gas station. That guy with a small penis. Yes.
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By the way, who is the host? Is she like some kind of sexologist or something? Is she a body expert? She seems to talk in a way where she understands what's going on with the body. And when does the host get naked? Has the host ever been naked? Anna Richardson, is that her name?
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Oh, okay. And you know, back over in Europe, they have done some sex education shows, which we have also talked about here on the show, which I have also watched. Like, they did one in Denmark, they did one, I can't remember, maybe in Canada, in Australia. They have done some sex education shows geared toward teenagers.
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That are incredibly graphic, that show actual penetration, how it's supposed to work, how you do it in an effort, how to put on a condom, how to use a condom in action in an effort to educate the public. Here in the United States, you go to church and, you know, they pretend like sex doesn't happen between anybody but two married people.
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He had an excellent adventure. I mean, all the actors, if you would have gone back to 1988, and all the actors, you could have said, they're going to end up being one of the most famous, well-loved, well-known actors ever in the history of cinema. Keanu Reeves would be the last person you would have picked. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was the worst acting in the history of cinema.
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It's kind of crazy, but I think they're taking the right approach over there. Yeah. Because the only way you're going to do it is just like, the only right way to teach someone about sex, to teach a young person about sex, in my opinion, is to tell them the good, the bad, and the ugly, and to show them that sex is not a porn movie.
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Although I like to think sex is a porn movie, I am physically unable to hold Astrid up against a shower wall for 30 to 40 minutes. I'm physically unable to do anything for 30 to 40 minutes.
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She's a child education specialist on naked attraction.
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In America, you're fired. She's canceled instantly. In England, she's celebrated.
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Yeah, no, there's no catfishing going on here. You're going to figure it out real quick.
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Do your friends and your sister also think it was a fantastic idea to have you go show your clunge on national television? No.
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Can I just share? Just like when you call the doctor's office and every single one of those messages says our options have recently changed. Everyone says the same thing when it comes to their sex. I'm a little bit of a pev. Everyone says that because you don't want to be known as the guy or the girl who just says, yeah, I like missionary style. Do you know what I'm saying?
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No, you got to have a certain kind of screw loose to get on this television show.
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Can I also say, just like the doctor saw this message, when anybody who has a troubled dating life is always blaming everybody else for the troubled dating life. Do you know what I'm saying? That's true. Just throwing that out there.
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She's like a kid in a candy store. She's so ready for the penises.
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I wouldn't be there. No. It would be tough for me to do this. Unless it was for charity. And then for that reason, then I would do it. Right.
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This is insane when you think about it. I know we've seen a few of these, so we know what's coming. But when you think about this premise, it is just generally insanity. Yes.
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Maybe not the worst, but pretty close to the worst acting in the history of cinema, even though we all loved the movie. Oh, yeah. It did not age well. And as an adult, you can clearly see how ridiculous that movie is and how terrible those two are at acting. Keanu Reeves, I just would have never imagined. No. that he would be the guy we all love and adore.
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Oh, straight to the dicks. They pulled up the box. They pulled up the screens all the way to like their belly button area. So now we've got six penises in front of us. That's the first time since the high school locker room that I've said those words. I mean, that is they are largely uncircumcised. Am I right about that? There is like five uncircumcised men and one circumcised man.
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That's what I said. Uncircumcised. I thought you sorry.
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This is what we do for work, girls. This is what we do for work. A wiggle. Give me a wiggle.
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Oh, my God. It's so close. Oh, my God. It's so close. It's so close. We should have done the women. We should have done the women. We did a woman last time, so I'm equal opportunity. All right.
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Where did we go with this? Oh, my God. Is it time for a break yet? Can we fast forward to the women? All right. Okay. Okay. I'll give you a second here. I think we're going to take a break. Do we need a break? No, not yet? Christina's got to get herself together. That shook me to the core. That is insane what she just said.
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She split me right up the middle. That's an intense thing to think about. So let's do this. Let's take a break. And then when we get back, we'll see if we can muddle through the rest of this episode. Now we know what we're working with with this lady. So she's not afraid of anything. Yeah, and with the men. That's true. And by the way, not a good-looking penis in the bunch.
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Just throwing that out there. All right, we'll be back.
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Well, we did get to 5,000 followers, but I'm wondering how many of those followers we're going to lose after this episode. All right, we're watching Naked Attraction. You know it because you didn't just jump into the middle of this episode. Okay, let's just continue, I guess. Here we go.
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I mean, he's lovable even in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. But I just wouldn't have imagined him being this guy, this man that he's turned into, that he's quite amazing in every way. He seems like it. I don't read a bad fucking thing about the guy. I know. He's always out there, shaking hands and kissing babies, making love to the camera, looking good, acting well. What happened?
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Not too big. So we're keeping the small penises in mind here. Well, I volunteer.
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so moving on quite like a circumcised yeah yeah you know there's something can I just share this there's something that's weird I find about other about penises in general a lot of them seem discolored do you know what I'm saying like they're different color than the actual skin of the body and I understand why that is it's a different type of skin and it's you know works in different ways and has different blood flow
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But I don't know, I find it really disconcerting when I see like a pale white man with almost a black penis. Do you know what I'm saying? Interesting.
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That is an ugly penis, man. These are ugly. I'm sorry. I just got to say this out loud. Yeah, it's all very... I understand that circumcision in some ways is mutilation, but I think that generally, she's right, it looks tidier. It looks neat. Maybe that's just what I'm used to.
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Okay, that's good. And the little star there, that's cute.
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He tried. It took longer than he thought. He tried.
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Some are grabbing, some are swinging on their own. Can I ask a question? Is this what goes on at a male strip club? Do they helicopter?
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Yeah, turns out Christina is automatically gay. Turns out she didn't like penises in the first place and she certainly doesn't like them now. Not even Keanu's?
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How do we get whatever Keanu has? And man, that skin. Can we talk about that skin? Amazing. He's beautiful. He's a beautiful man. I love him. I have a man crush on Keanu Reeves.
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Red is out. See you later. That dick didn't qualify. Oh, this guy with the tattoo.
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It's so sad. It is. It is. White guys, when they get to a certain age, most white guys, when they don't get to a certain age, we just have a butt problem. The butt problem is it's not a good look. It's not. Black men have, you know, they got those beautiful, you know, strong asses. White guys, we go in, they go out. It's bad. It's just bad.
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Yeah, to be fair to this guy, he doesn't look much better clothed. Bye.
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She's gay pan and she loves Keanu. Gapan. Yeah, Gapan. She's gay pan. Christine is gay pan and she loves... See, she only loves people for the right reasons.
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Yeah, let's focus on something else for a second, please.
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Big nipples, small nipples, big bellies, small bellies. Hairy. Not hairy. Not hairy.
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Wow. Oh, my God. One guy has a picture of a baby reindeer logo right on his chest. That's crazy.
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Yeah, that was a big tattoo. Why would you get a reindeer tattooed on your chest?
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He's got a picture of a cartoon, a tattoo of a cartoon shark on his belly.
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What are some people thinking when they get tattoos? Honestly.
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I'm going to guess that 74% of women say they prefer a dad bod, but if a chiseled hot guy walked in the door and then Brian walked in the door, I think I'd lose every time.
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First of all, second of all, this guy's got the kind of body I can relate to. He's soft in the middle.
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Hey, listen. I would hit you over the head with a pan. With a go-pan if you said you weren't. All right, so... Let me explain why this has been solidified in my mind forever and ever. For the first time that I can remember, I saw a picture of Keanu with his girlfriend.
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What does this have to do with dating? All these dating shows, they have stunts and they're so stupid. It's like 90 Day Fiancé, the last resort when they send them out to row and grab a basketball. How's that going to make your relationship stronger?
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Yeah, I mean, that's the other thing. Like when some of these people make it through to the end and they finally see the person that they're going to date, you got to imagine a lot of these people go, not for me.
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This is so crazy. This is so insane. This is like... I mean, honestly, this is probably my 20th episode of Naked Attraction, including a marathon that I saw in Ireland. And if we're really being, if I'm really just like bearing it all, no pun intended, it doesn't get any less shocking any time that I see it. Every time. Yes, every time. Oh, my God.
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And even though I prefer the female form, like that's what I'm sexually attracted to, even with the women, it's so clinical and weird and close up sometimes, it can be disconcerting.
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She's going to go with the uncircumcised guy because that's what she prefers.
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Very different. Generally the same age, but all very different. I'd say they're all in their 30s, probably. All a relatively handsome gentleman. Honestly, start with the face. Pull it the other way down. I think that's what you do. Because the face is going to be the thing that really ties this all together, right? You're not going to date someone just based on their penis. Right.
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How is this possible? How did Keanu Reeves get an age-appropriate girlfriend? It's unbelievable to me. Are they married? I think so. I think it said girlfriend, but I could be wrong.
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Where does podcaster fall in that? Where does podcaster fall? Probably way down on the list.
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Except for the gigantic weird tattoo on your chest.
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The weirdest part about this is they can't say anything. So they're not responding.
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Oh, have they? This is the first picture I've ever seen of Keanu and his girlfriend. They were on a red carpet somewhere. And she is perfectly age appropriate. He's in his 50s. She's in her 50s. They look lovely together. She's a beautiful woman.
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Oh, my God. He's like every girl's wet dream. He's a philosophy student with a great body and a big dick.
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I guess if I looked like that, I'd show my dick too. Yeah.
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I am just, you know, this is crazy that you're asking this because I was just thinking maybe I'm not going to ask this episode to be cut up on video. This may be one of the few episodes of the commercial break moving forward that you don't see on video for a number of different reasons. Mainly, HBO is going to block it anyway.
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They're going to copyright claim this for sure because that's what they do. They're really protective over their content. And then I can argue that it's fair use and they will eventually let me show the video. But I'm worried that our video editor, I don't know him very well yet, right?
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And I'm worried that asking him to look at a bunch of dicks for an hour, it's going to get me in some kind of trouble. Shall we have it? What was that? That's not a party trick. That's just you being crazy. That's just you scaring off all the boys.
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Oh, my God. He just did monkey noises and a monkey bounce.
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What does that have to do with anything? Christina, can you clue us in on that? Why Suffolk? Why is everyone all excited about Suffolk? Is that like a fancy ponds neighborhood? Maybe. Maybe.
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He's the kind of guy that needs to borrow a little rent money. You know what I'm saying?
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work him out and it's bugging me jessica we are saying goodbye she doesn't like the way he looks and he does have two trolls tattooed like two like mystical dungeons and dragon trolls tattooed on his chest let's be honest about it if you're gonna pick a dude you know most people probably would anyway whatever and he is a chef from warrington hence that incredible whisk action a
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Yeah, now, go disrobe. You think anybody helps them backstage? How do you think all that works out? It's like a PA standing there just watching you get naked. Does someone powder your puff? Do you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, if you're a little sweaty, do they like doll you off or you're a little oily?
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Oh, yeah, they got to. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't want to be... Like, most television studios, just like this studio, we keep it cool because the lights heat it up real quick. But there, you probably let it... Yeah, you got to.
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You want the penises to be shown in the best light. And the tits and everything else.
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Where do they get all the licensing rights? Like, here in America, you can't play these songs because of the licensing rights, but the BBC and the Channel 4 and all that, they always seem to have the good music.
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I do love that these people seem generally very confident. Confident, yeah. I mean, you have to be to go on national television and show your ass.
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Yeah, Alexandra Grant. Wow. Wow. I mean, if you molded someone in a PR machine.
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Even though the disconcerting deer tattoo that's all across most of his body.
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She likes him. She's attracted to him. Yeah. He looks like Bradley Cooper, actually, I think, a little bit.
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You know, like some dating shows, you give them a hug on the way out the door, like The Bachelor. This is not a place where it's appropriate to give a hug.
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Nine years at 60 is perfect. I think that's perfectly age appropriate.
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Bye. Sorry about my half-heart. I've been staring at your munch. I've been pacing.
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Yeah, Bezos is dating someone who's like 32 and he's 76 years. Let's not get into that. Yeah, let's not even get into that. The disparity in age between most Hollywood actors and their girlfriends. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio. As soon as they turn 26 years old, they're out the door. He changes girlfriends like I change toilet paper rolls. And no knock against Leonardo.
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You see someone naked and then you're going out and meeting them for the first time.
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I get naked. I think it would be get naked on national television. He said I get naked.
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You know, I fully expect that you're going to know stuff about the United Kingdom.
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I always am checking with Christina because I figure, like, she's actually from the country, but then, you know, I got to remember, you moved here when you were, what, three?
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You just saw each other naked. You saw each other naked. You had a good time on the date. What are you going to do? I mean, what's there left to do but get in bed and feel around? That's it. All right. We've taken this episode way too long. I should have cut it off when the penises came into view, but all right.
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Well, now I'm going to have to give Christina a quarterly bonus. All right, you may or may not find this episode on YouTube. That's no joke. I think maybe we'll leave this one in the video can. Just so I don't gross out half the audience if I haven't already. Well, thanks to all those Venezuelans who joined us on our YouTube. It was nice having you. Nice having you.
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We'll see you on the next Venezuelan Reel. All right, well, that's how the cookie crumbles. There you go. Wonder what Keanu's penis looks like now. Now I'm wondering. Circumcised or uncircumcised? I bet he's uncircumcised. I don't know why. It's just a feeling that I have in my gut. All right. Listen, season number six is well underway. I think we're finally building some steam.
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I can't wait for my next network meeting with the executives. So do you think you could reduce the amount of times you say clunge in an episode? Sure, no problem. TCBpodcast.com, that's where you find more information about the show, all the audio, all the video, right there from one location, TCBpodcast.com. Also, you can get your free TCB swag, like a TCB sticker.
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I don't think he's doing anything... No. To see that Keanu Reeves is dating someone in their 50s when he's 60 and so incredibly good looking, so incredibly handsome, so incredibly rich, just so well put together, makes me believe that Keanu actually is a good person.
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Tell us you want a sticker or a T-shirt or whatever, and I'll try and send one to you just as soon as possible. at The Commercial Break on Instagram, TCB Podcast on TikTok, and of course, youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak for most episodes up there on the video feed. Also, we'd love it if you would dial us up. We'd love to hear those text messages.
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I've been texting with a lot of people over the break, and I really enjoyed it. 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can leave us a voicemail or a text message. We'll get back to you just as soon as we can. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.
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All right, but I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. Best to you. Best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy, Christina, and I must say, we will say, and we do say.
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For the right reasons. The substance. That's the substance that I want. That's the guy that I want.
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I mean, what else can we say about, I mean, what's your favorite Keanu Reeves role?
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Point Break's pretty good. Point Break is pretty good. Point Break is the break, in my opinion, for Keanu. It's like where he went from kind of jokey, yuck it up, slapstick kind of comedian to, okay, he can maybe take on a semi-serious role. But The Matrix clearly makes him a star. Do you know who was supposed to play the guy in The Matrix? No, who? Neo, do you know? Take a guess.
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Will Smith was originally intended for the role of Neo in the movies The Matrix. What happened? Something about he did not feel like he wanted to work. He didn't want to do that like on a Neo science fiction or something like that.
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Yeah, he was. So he turned down the roles. I'm sure that he's kicking himself in the balls that he didn't take on those roles, but you couldn't see anybody else in the role.
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I mean, that kind of dumb, gashaw, awestruck seriousness about Keanu Reeves. Yeah. And the way that he took on the role physically, it just makes it so impressive in every way that I just don't imagine anybody else was in that role. I mean, that's got to be the hard part about being a really well-known actor or actress in Hollywood. You get offered all of these parts.
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And then you have to turn some down or you don't get some. It doesn't work out for whatever reason. You know, it's not working on your timeline. And then you see somebody else who embodies the role and makes an iconic movie out of it. That's got to make you feel in some way. I don't know about jealous, but some kind of disappointment's got to run through your head.
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What did I miss out on? I think it was Matt Damon... I believe Matt Damon was off, if I'm not mistaken, was offered the role in the Avatar movies and he turned it down. But he had been offered not only the Avatar movies, but he had been offered 10 percent of the gross of the movie. And Matt Damon has said before, you will never meet an actor who has turned down more money than I have.
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I mean, can you check that if it's Matt Damon turned down which role?
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But he couldn't leave Jason Bourne. Yeah, read this a little bit.
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No, I mean, Matt Damon's not hurting. I think for those Bourne movies, he probably made $250 million. Those movies are so good. They are. That's another one where you... And I know there are other actors who have been in the Bourne series, like that guy who got chopped up by the snowplow. What was his name? Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner took a turn in the Bourne movies.
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But I don't think he was... No, he wasn't Jason Bourne. He was like another offshoot of the Bourne identity. All right, we're back from a break. My daughter had to prance in here and do a little twirl for us. I think Jeremy Renner played an offshoot of one of the Bourne identities, but largely I think Matt Damon is known as the Bourne guy.
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And he is so... That's another one of those iconic movie roles, right? Don't imagine anybody else. And that's another guy you would say, how is Matt Damon going to be a super action star? But he ended up being a super action star. The reason why those two movies... are so intensely good, Matrix and The Bourne Identities, is the way that they filmed fight scenes were completely revolutionary.
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And I think to anybody, even people who don't like action films, it's so pleasing. Now I say pleasing, but it's so... It's eye candy to watch the way... Yeah, it's so intense. When I watched the first Bourne movie, I had never seen anything like it. I was like, wow, that's insane.
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The way they film fight scenes. Whatever happened to the guy who was... Do you remember the dude who was in the Will Smith movies? The Chinese guy who would... Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan. What happened to Jackie Chan? Did he age out of the movies?
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Christina's going to... He's probably straight to DVD at this point, I would imagine. How old is Jackie Chan?
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Oh, well, then that answers that question. You can't do that shit for too long.
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Yeah. We all saw Karate Kid Legends. Wow. Legends. Still moving and grooving. Yeah, that's, anyway, I just, right back to Keanu Reeves. I mean, I have to say, Keanu Reeves is such a stud. And I'm, I would have that guy on this show. It would be the honor of my lifetime to sit and talk to Keanu Reeves. But because he is a good guy, he's never going to come on the commercial break.
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i think this is true yeah he must have a fantastic pr firm agent that really guides him in the right ways because you don't see him on these weird you know offshoot podcast you don't catch uh keanu reeves on theo vaughn you know what i'm saying yeah speaking of theo vaughn drama drop on the brianna chicken fry situation she wore a revenge dress um on the golden to the golden globes oh she did and i do have to say why is brianna chicken fry at the i don't know but she was with her host guy
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No, no, no, no. I can't remember. The guy who owns Barstool Sports. What's his name? Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy. Was she with Dave Portnoy? Is that who she was with?
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It's fascinating. It really is fascinating. It is. And like we mentioned yesterday in the show, these are not supermodels that are on the show. Obviously, there are some good-looking human beings on there. But by and large, these are regular people.
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Okay, so do you remember when I told you that Brianna Chicken Fry and the co-host of her podcast... Is that Dave? No. Well, it is now. She's on Barstool Sports podcast. But then she had another podcast, Brianna Chicken Fry and whatever her name was. I was so into this for a minute, and then I decided...
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I was kind of like, well, all right, there's enough chicken fry. So Brianna and her co-host of that very popular podcast, they split up. The co-host went and announced that she was going to then be on the Call Her Daddy network, her own podcast. And then she showed up on Theo Vaughn and made mention of why the two of them had split up.
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I don't know about why, but what she said was, we're going through a rough spot, and I would imagine that as best friends, everybody goes through a rough spot, and someday we'll make up. She took a very...
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politicians view toward this whole situation so i think that we can officially say at least for right now that the chicken fry drama may not yield any more drama drops anytime soon and we'll have to wonder just how long the chicken fry persona stays in the lexicon have you uh christina have you heard the new podcast no no sorry well once again the commercial break is the place to find all the hip information we don't even know her name
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What was her name? Grace? Grace. Grace. Brianna and Grace. That's right. And so, but I mean, I wish all the best to Grace. I hope that that podcast does really well for her. I can't imagine that you get on the Call Her Daddy network and your podcast doesn't do well. Yeah.
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Grace O'Malley on Barstool Sports. She left Barstool. She left the Brianna Chicken Fry podcast that she had. They were best friends since childhood. They split up, and now she's on Theo Vaughn doing kind of the publicity tour, I would imagine, is what's going on. And she's not saying much about why the split up, but she is saying, you know, hey, listen, I believe that we'll smooth it all over.
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And that's true. Like, listen, friends, family members, we all get into little tussles and disagreements. When it's so very public, it's got to be hard. It's got to sting. It's got to be tough to wake up every morning and read about yourself in every trade, you know, every fucking pop star, pop rag that there is that you and Chicken Fry are in.
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And I would imagine that a lot of these tabloids put words in your mouth. Also, they say things that aren't true. Friends of friends.
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Listen, I had my little taste of fame with the Venezuelan democracy drop thing. And there are no tabloids at all that are looking for me. But I do have to say this, is that instantaneously... Like, when you get a thousand comments on a reel, people start making assumptions real quick about who you are based on 30 seconds that they see.
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I mean, I had credentials to be wherever I wanted. But... I watched it from Jeff's trailer.
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Well, I did that. A lot of other things I went out into the actual crowd for. But when Steve Aoki was playing, I was just getting there and kind of like getting my bearings straight. You were just getting there when Steve Aoki was playing? He went on early. He did?
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No, I know normally that's what, I guess he does, of course, at like the Vegas clubs.
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Right. Well, because it's along the river, hence the name River Beat.
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Oh, gosh. I don't know. Jeff's getting back today, and I'll have to ask him. But there were a lot of people. I mean, it was sold out.
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So they did a really great job. I mean, they've got like a Ferris wheel and— Games and food and obviously music and drinks. Yeah, it's spread out along the river, so it's not concentrated in the one place like Memphis.
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Yeah, we had the killer Saturday night. Well, Missy Elliott, Friday night.
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Oh, my God. I think that might have been my favorite. Her production was just incredible.
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Crazy crowd. Everybody was going nuts. Same on Sunday with Anderson Paak. There was Cage the Elephant. We were talking about Cage the Elephant.
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I have a picture with him. I need to send it to you.
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He did a flip, and he was the nicest guy. So nice. When I met him, he's only 22.
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I mean, I guess we'll see what happens in a few years. But he was just coming off of Saturday Night Live. Yeah, and he rolls right into Riverbeat.
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He's kind of Steve Mercury-ish. Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury, yeah.
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Everybody loves Benson Boone. And again, he was the nicest guy.
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And Chuck D. Did you tell Flavor? Chuck D. and I had a good heart about politics.
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No, they're like up. They're on this, there's stairs.
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Stairs that go up to them and there's all these suites.
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Not the side of the stage. More looking at the stage.
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One night of rest, then straight to Riverby. Of course, you know, the night before the shows, everybody's out, excited, having dinner.
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The hard thing is I want to see everything. I know you do. And I want to see everybody.
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Well, Benson Boone had to get out of Memphis and go to the Met Gala.
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So she was kind of like a second cam or a third cam or something because the normal... major stream was going on by professionals.
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Let's play the, would you rather? Yeah, it's like the raining and the wind.
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Yeah, he's just trying to pan over and look. Yeah, it looked chaotic.
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Okay, we got somebody coming in. Oh, it's Whoopi Goldberg.
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Yeah, this is some kind of like back room type thing.
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Yeah, it looks like this one's coming from the Today Show.
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It says they're at the – oh, they're at different hotels too. The Pierre.
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I think I would have to go. Now look, they're at the Mark Hotel.
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It usually is, I think, when it's not raining. But I guess because it was raining, they went to a few different hotels.
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Maybe, or maybe she's trying to lay low, or maybe she's touring. Isn't she touring?
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I know, and I saw that they like thwarted a bomb threat or something.
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Yeah, it was in Taylor Swift. Didn't she have to do something there too?
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Should we just go ahead and skip Dania Beach and try to go straight to Rio?
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Well, I was just watching about it, and it was saying that the last time they elected the pope on the first vote was like 1531. Yeah, that's not happening.
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I cannot believe that you have not watched the movie.
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But yet you are caught up, I'm sure, on The Polly Family.
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Yeah, I mean, well, it seemed while – and again, that's really the only thing I know about it is from that movie. But it did seem like that there were different segments of the cardinals from different areas of the world that were weighing in and trying to get their person.
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Yeah, well, that's the thing I was just watching, too, was saying, like, the first vote's usually, like, a sign of, like, respect or something that you want somebody to have. I don't know.
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Yeah. That looks like the way that they portrayed it on the movie.
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I did, yeah. I saw lots and lots of good music. He threw cake. out at people, which I guess is his thing. I didn't realize that.
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But we've said we don't want to have him in here because it's like don't meet your heroes.
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I feel like I've seen so much about her, though. I don't know what else we could uncover.
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It is because, I mean, you can't really be jealous because she's talking in her sleep. Brad could be somebody from a show she watched earlier.
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I mean, once is one thing too, but if it's like... Every night? Every single night.
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Well, we weren't like, you know, doing anything. Yeah, but I was like at a concert and I was meeting him and talking to him. We were friends. He was like getting me backstage and it was a whole thing.
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I think because we were talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
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Unless you go to an office Christmas party and you meet Brad, our boss.
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And plus, I wonder how long it was until it was discovered. I'm sure they didn't come out right away. Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't like one minute.
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Wow. Yeah, I was going to say, because you can't really drain the pool.
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Fuck them. We're not making much. Right. I was going to say, God, if there's those situations, you almost need like an instant bonus.
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So now – That's a change. That's right. There she goes. She's got it.
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Yeah, exactly. I'm sure they continued to terrorize the place.
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I'm sure that every week... Betty might be able to be a regular caller.
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Absolutely. It's those little moments that keeps you at least coming, getting up and going back to work.
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Thank you. I was going to say, have you jacked up that air?
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Well, no, here's a fun fact. If your feet are warm, it really does warm the rest of your body.
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No, the crazy thing is that adults do it too. So my dad for years was... Like a facilities manager? Yeah, he was like head of the, you know, and part of what he did was he was head of the maintenance department.
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And I mean, the things that he used to come home and say that were done in the bathroom. Yeah, it was bad.
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And that there's consequences. Yeah. There's consequences for doing bad things.
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And you're behind a skee-ball machine where it's dark and cramped. Yeah, why? I don't know. Why are you going back there to poop?
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Oh, the sweet Betty and the little baby's smile and happiness. And then the other sisters' games were saved, too. I mean, Betty really saved the day.
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Well, thanks for calling in, Betty, again. Yeah. And I think we're going to have to continue.
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It was when we first started out and we were recording in the other room. And while we were recording, like a part of the wall came down.
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And we were freaking out. Smoke was just pouring out of the microphone.
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I mean, you know, there's... There's always the lawnmower outside or blue parking. Yeah.
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I've been trying to figure that out for five years, Jennifer. We don't know. We don't know. It's two friends talking. Yeah. Like we're at a bar. We're telling stories. It's not for everyone.
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One person says one thing, it takes you off in a whole different direction.
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Yeah, I can remember that. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, I mean, it's so funny because I was talking to somebody about this and they said, you know, is there anything like it's too embarrassing or whatever you want to talk about? I was like – I used to feel that way, but not now. It's all out there. It's all out there. I'm numb to it.
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It was a robot infused with AI and it was frightening. It was literally frightening. I mean, I was still thinking about it. I think it took me an hour to get home that day and I was still thinking about it after I got home.
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And there's been some other, there's definitely, what was, God, well, I think Carl.
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Carl, when you first, when we first started talking about Carl.
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Who's now getting divorced from Portia. Oh, really? Yes. Well, fill me in on that one.
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Well, I mean, I don't know if he's a big part. They kicked him back to Africa, I think.
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Yes, she did. So she's back on The Housewives this season. It starts in March.
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So I think you should watch it, but I can also be your liaison.
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What do you think? I'd love to do that. And then at the end, I'll give you one that's a family favorite. Oh, cool. Let's start off with that one. Well, my sister, when she was younger, used to think that, you know, that song, every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you. But she thought it said meat. Every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you? Yes.
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That was you for like a string of months when you were doing the carnivore talk.
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Oh, goodhousekeeping. They're also the ones that gave us the Christmas list.
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Well, he was the housekeeper of the house on Who's the Boss.
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It was on for a long time. I mean, I remember growing up with it.
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I know. I was thinking about that this morning when I saw that, too. I was wondering if the fact that it's in New Orleans has anything to do with it. I don't know. I wonder why.
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Do you remember that story? No, I don't remember that one. It's been known that he's had lots of pill problems as well as other drugs over the years.
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I like some Black Sabbath stuff, but yeah, it was never in my wheelhouse to pop on.
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Tune in to the next episode because that's our farewell show.
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Well, they say you should always have a purpose in life that keeps you going.
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Miami. He dated Larsa Pippen, who is Scottie Pippen's ex-wife. And it was a big deal. You know, there's a huge age difference. And Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen had a big rivalry. So it was kind of a big deal.
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Yeah, they had like a podcast together and stuff like that.
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Well, according to whatever I saw in the Housewives, he does have a lot of business ventures that he does on his own.
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I was going to say, I think the rental business here in Atlanta has got to be huge.
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I used to let my measles control me. Now I pretend I can control my measles.
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Well, I'd love to, but my measles is done acting up again.
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Well, may I recommend that Netflix show All About The... I can't remember the name of it right now.
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Yeah, it's really good. It catches you kind of back up with what the current situations are.
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Were you at a retreat? Did you go to South America? Okay, no.
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So the woman that he consensually had the jack-off situation with in front of the other receptionist?
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Yeah, I mean, Arkansas is very red, quote unquote. So yeah, I'm surprised like some very conservative, like religious people weren't all over that to begin with.
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So, while there's... Well, why are you not seeing patients during business hours?
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I really don't. You can afford to hire the three ladies that were there.
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These players are getting paid, as they should be. Yeah, the quarterback for Georgia is driving around in a Lamborghini.
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That's right. He's got two rings on the left hand only. No rings on the right.
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Ich war wirklich nicht daran interessiert, bevor ich in die Schule ging und dann in all den Spielen teilnahm und in die Spiele ging. Und es war ein großer Deal und Teil der Kultur.
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Oh, that's kind of more like a brothel.
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Like, I mean, let's just don't say that. Okay.
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You had a beautiful view of the city.
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She probably didn't want to mix friends and business.
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I've got downtown covered. I'm the downtown correspondent.
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Yes, she was a really good masseuse.
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They're doing a documentary about Magic City. It's famous.
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We're going to need mental health after we're done.
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We're considering Twitch, but that's not...
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Well, at least it didn't say that you had murdered your children, like that one guy that's suing from like over in Europe or something.
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Yeah, the phones are listening to us. It's known.
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But, like, also... Well, there was Ariana Grande, who he was engaged to, I believe.
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Yeah. And Kim, obviously. I can imagine, though, it's hard not to get swept up. You know, they met on Saturday Night Live. Yeah. She was a guest. And I can imagine if she's showing interest to him, it's... It would be hard not to get swept up in that. Like, oh, my God.
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Well, yeah, right as things are approaching.
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What date is it supposed to happen?
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I don't think it's a hard convince.
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Yeah, I mean, the fact that he's announced no one yet is definitely just concerning in itself. Yeah.
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I'm just... I know. I'm stunned. That he's doing this.
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What did they say in the press release, too? Like, I mean, again, this would be the part where you would announce things.
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I'll read the byline. Oh, here. Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah, and the whole Jack Sparrow, Laura Croft thing leads me to believe that it's, you know, there's a lot of jungle there. Especially when you're flying in because we just flew in there. Of course. It's all jungle. So this could turn out to be even worse.
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Now that you go down there and pay for it, yeah. I mean, that's true.
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He was really in the crosshairs, too, with Kanye. Because that was right when they were divorcing.
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He's determined to make something happen.
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I hope that you are... I wish the ticket, people that have bought tickets the best.
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I think you just act like a regular person getting your coffee.
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Yeah, and I think there used to be like a Chinese restaurant or something there.
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I've got downtown covered. I'm the downtown correspondent.
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They're doing a documentary about Magic City.
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I mean, those dancers are very talented.
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The Cheetah is huge, too. And like Magic City is smaller.
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Was that that same place that would change names like every year? The one that our IT guy from the radio station was going to.
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You didn't jump the wire higher than the height of your toe. It's five feet high.
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Where we even looked at it and said, was it always like that?
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At least say your hair looks pretty or something. Please. Thank you.
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Yeah. It's a real, real greaser style. Yeah, I know. I'm picturing like a pompadour.
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Happy holidays. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
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Which was a man playing with a Barbie. A man playing with a Barbie. That's right. I was like, uh-oh.
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And then there was this Barbie commercial, so that's funny.
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Oh, her mom's like in the kitchen. Yeah. She's in the new whirlpool.
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Oh, shit. I don't have any more money for a second day.
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And before cell phones, hey, kids, just before cell phones, it was a whole thing because my parents couldn't even get a hold of me. No, mine couldn't either. And you just had to trust that your kid was going to come home. I had to check in. There was no tracking. There was no cell phones. Yeah, no. Nope.
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Kids, just get used to it. Esther's probably got a couple of those on me, too.
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Nope. He wants that cheek next to his. That's right. Cheek to cheek.
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I was like... I wish you'd bust it out and dance, but not really be playing. Acting like you are.
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I'm surprised you didn't show Astrid's parents. No, I haven't broken out the saxophone yet. Nope.
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Yeah, that's, hey, kids, that's what you need to do. Don't ghost. Just say so long. Those words.
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What about the frosting on top? Does that make up for any of the nutrition? Absolutely.
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i don't think there's a rule yeah it's you know customized some people say the three-day rule i know but i think that's way out there i think that's before cell phones yeah then you think you're ghosted yeah then you definitely in this age of immediate gratification like if you don't hear something by the next day that's right then uh they've driven off a cliff
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His appearance really changed after high school? What? He got hair in his chest?
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The legs just stop at Victoria's Secret. Yeah, that's right.
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It seems like just yesterday I was divorced. It's been five years.
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This is actually my ex-husband's ring. I think that might scare him off more.
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I spotted you from across the way and I just knew you'd be a perfect fit.
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Yes, yes. So we dated. I tried to look out for you, Brian. You did.
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Who do you know? Yeah. There's this guy I dated a year ago.
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Then within an hour – They were supposed to go dancing.
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To where they chose to not go on the person they already did.
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There was that Subway thing that just came out about that. Was it the egg salad or the tuna salad that didn't actually have tuna?
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Except if you're behind like a total, like anonymously. Then you'll troll away and tell everybody they suck. That's right. But when it comes to somebody knowing who you are.
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It's been there for a long time. Let's both go and check it out. Yeah.
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I've seen that and heard that. He's really friendly. They just were in town a couple years ago. Mick was about town.
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It was like at the Claremont Lounge and popping up here, there, everywhere, taking pictures.
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Oh, God. Dang, it's on the tip of my tongue. We were just talking about them. Oh, we were just. I think the other day.
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Yeah, that's what I was just going to look up. Probably. There probably was at least one more.
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i didn't realize how terrible they were no that was on their follow-up album of turn it upside down there's like most of our audience has no idea what we're talking about here well yeah pocket full of kryptonite came out in 91 oh geez it was a lot yeah that's older than i thought it was oh two princes two princes can't ignore um
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Oh, and you know what? God, it all, everything goes back to John Popper.
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Because they were also known as the trucking company until John Popper's departure.
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Yeah. That'd be like having John. Yeah, John Popper was part of it.
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Yeah, well, it says they were known as the Trucking Company. That was the name of the band.
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I don't know. We need to put it in a TikTok. Get it back out there.
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Yeah, what was the name of that album? So Tonight I Might See or something like that.
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I went to it one year. I went to a couple of them. I was a senior in high school.
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Rage Against the Machine was there. I loved Rage Against the Machine.
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She seems to be acting just fine. She seems to be acting just fine. Not fine, but normal.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Like in Best in Show when they put them in the hotel room in the janitor closet.
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That was probably the guy that was busting down doors on the carnival.
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He's probably wiped his history clean of that show.
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Look at that. The mustache, I think, adds.
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She had her own boyfriend. He was cuckolding. This is the nicest guy that's ever lived.
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It was such a fun and interactive way for the audience to get involved.
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They were, like, already saying it didn't work out back then.
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But they didn't, in later years, they don't say.
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No, it's my throat because we've been doing so many shows day after day after day. I might need some tea and honey.
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Although he sounds exciting with the discos.
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Why do you think they're more ugly? He threw that in there, too. Damn.
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Then if, like I say, if I like the girl... Yeah, maybe shy away from the self-portrait poem.
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Don't even say I'm getting a cold. I do not want a cold.
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Yeah, like the poem you wrote for the last girl.
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Dancing and woodworking. I mean, I kind of like it.
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He's been dying to tell this story. It was the most exciting thing that happened to him since the disco days.
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And we've vetted these charities, too. They use almost all of their money that's donated.
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Yeah, we're really on season 10. We did it earlier today, too, so I don't feel that bad.
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I know. You know the people in the audience, they are freaking out.
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Caught something to eat that came back to her house. And then he had left his jacket in her bedroom.
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While he went on the food alley. He was trying to get another look at that. He was.
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That's right. Let's see how good they were.
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I'm really excited. I hope they worked out and had babies and their family crest can be passed down.
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There's like a 32 difference. I don't know.
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I'm on that list. I'm on that list now, too. I would go on a Ritz.
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I looked into it. I was like, well, I was like, Jeff and I will let's treat ourselves.
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Where do you work? Like, oh, that's way off.
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Somebody's girl. That's what happened. Drunk. That's the way it happened.
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Somebody's man or somebody's girl and alcohol.
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Yeah, I guess you probably don't get the same treatment on the Ritz cruise.
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I wonder if they have bidets. I love a bidet.
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I think we should do it just for research purposes.
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I thought that cruise would be fun. I bet it would be, for sure. I know. She's been talking about it for a while, and I'm excited to hear the stories from it.
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Maybe we can have a room like your mom has off to the side at the retirement.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
It's Santa! Hey, Santa! Congratulations. You did it. World's best cup of coffee.
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The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund. They do a lot of good for research, advocation. They're working on a vaccine, actually, for breast cancer right now and for the spreading of breast cancer. I think I've mentioned this before on the show, but my sister passed away from breast cancer. So it's near and dear to all of us here on the show.
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It just shows up in my Apple News though sometimes. They do have people who work there.
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So AI interjected the whole hair thing and interjected all of it.
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Yeah, you won't hear anything. There you go.
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Well, you know what, too? I sent this article to you a little while back. It just made me think about it. It was the Facebook dating now is huge. We talked about how people were totally moving away from Facebook. I looked into this. But now the younger generation is going on there and being able to kind of see who were friends with friends and going about that way.
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Well, you and Astrid started your relationship kind of on Facebook.
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No one. That's what I thought. Well, the Facebook marketplace. Tons of people go on there to sell stuff. True. I like marketplace. So if you're already on Facebook.
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It is. Then it's kind of luring you into the dating part. I will. Lure you into that. You know, Mark Zuckerberg's got algorithms down.
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think you do the secret part. This is a tough one. Well, it's obviously of concern to her or she's thinking about it a lot because she wouldn't have written into us. So I think you have to communicate. You have to have some kind of communication about it, whether that is what makes you feel comfortable being adventurous and trying something out as a new thing or if you're okay with it.
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It doesn't sound like she's okay with not bringing it up and just letting him do his thing.
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Yeah. Which doesn't always equate to specifically gay.
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I didn't know if it was a guy or a girl that was writing this.
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You do not address it. You do not address your crush. You do not address your crush.
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You're going on too little. And I look like a friendly hello. You are hallucinating.
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I think an invitation to dinner is a nice way to at least see what's going on further than just a look from across the hallway.
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Although everybody does know that reference.
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Why shouldn't— Which people really aren't using PowerPoint anymore, so.
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It's time for baby bird to fly from the nest.
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You're not going to be able to give him the advice that he's going to listen to. He's going to have to live this out, but he doesn't have to live it under your roof.
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I mean, coming out of the salon with good hair? Yeah. That's interesting.
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I'm seeing some bad stuff happen to these people.
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These people that get on and then they're on there for 10 years. I mean, I'm specifically thinking of Stacey and Darcy.
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Yeah, he said he left the party early. He always left his parties early.
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Who was it? Non-disclosures out there that could tell a lot.
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Well, I was going to say, I wonder which five concerts, because I was reading something, a snippet this morning about, I guess she just finished her last of the shows was in Vancouver. She did. Two nights in Vancouver.
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And a lot of it was the exact same, and there were a lot of cameras everywhere. So that's part of like a documentary where you want it to be cohesive when you're editing things together from a couple of nights.
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Old Pegasus man had too much time on his hands.
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I mean, there had to be some live music. There had to be something live.
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You know, I mean, and if it's just some of it, then who cares? Yeah, like you said.
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I didn't keep up with his... What did he do?
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That's what you do. Well, this was like a long term relationship.
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That's what it was. Do we know any of those people still? Is one of those people still listening to us? Do we know any of them still?
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Best to you. Best to you. Best to you. Best to you.
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TCB's Endless Day #11
Oh, that is my favorite. That's the one I think is stuck in a lot of people's heads. TCB is terrible. And I've purposefully not played it in the last couple of weeks just to starve you of that song. It hit with maximum impact. All right. Now, Frankie B. has brand new videos out. And I swear on all this holy, these just came out last night to my knowledge. What a gift. They just popped out.
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TCB's Endless Day #11
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe as we travel on to episode number 11 of TCB's Endless Day. Sponsored by 5-Hour Energy, brought to you with limited commercial interruptions the entire day.
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Well, this is the first time I've checked YouTube when I've seen them. So let's put it that way. Serendipitously, they came into my world last night, Friday, May 30th. I thought we were going to have to go back to the well on old videos, but it turns out there's new ones. Now they're short and some of them are not really the best for listening to. I'll share them with you and you can explain why.
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But they're still funny nonetheless. One of them is a minute and a half long and it's the funniest thing Frankie B has ever done in his entire life. Okay. I'm going to get to that. So we're going to cut this segment short so we can flip the short commercial break thanks to 5-Hour Energy and then we can get to Frankie B for the rest of the time. Before we do, 9-8-8.
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Your mental health is just as important as anything else that you do in your life. That's including your financial health, your physical health, the doctor's checkups, your teeth, whatever, your eyes, your balls, I don't care. All of it's great. All of it should be checked up on. But at the end of the day, if your head ain't right, then all of it can go very wrong really quickly.
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And some people say, if your head ain't right, the rest ain't right either. Put all of that aside, everybody goes through a hard time. If you live long enough, you are going to have a moment, an hour, a day, a week, a month, a decade of really shitty, tough times that are going to cause you emotional and mental distress. Ja, genau.
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The truth is, almost every one of us will go through this regardless of how mentally healthy we think we are, how enlightened, how spiritual, how church-going, whatever it is. And some of us have more serious personality or psychological issues that need addressing by professionals. If you walked into... Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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That's why you need the help of professionals, people who know what they're talking about, who can assess this kind of illness, quite frankly, and they can address it with medications or therapy or some combination of. It's not a fucking thing to be ashamed of. I've been through it. Chrissy's been through it. Rachel has been through it.
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TCB's Endless Day #11
No. Everyone's been through it. Everyone I know has been through it. You're not alone. So go see a therapist. Call a friend. Call a family member. Call TCB. No joke. Whatever you need to do to get through. Or if you're in a crisis, if it's really that bad, if the next step is one to hurt yourself or other people, 988.
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It's a free hotline that you can call anytime, day or night, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365, Spanish or English, to talk to somebody who is professionally trained to help you get through it and find the resources that you need to help you get through it. I implore you, I know that there... There's going to be hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this by the day's end.
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I know for a fact that there's somebody out there who is struggling with this. And I hope that you're hearing what I'm saying. 988-CALL-OR-TEXT Alright, that's it. Let's leave it alone at that. But I just want you to know, somebody out there loves you. May not be me, but there's somebody out there that loves you. Chrissy loves you. I do. Okay? If I don't love you, Chrissy loves you.
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Not in like I want to have sex with you way. Maybe I do, but probably not. I have a wife and kids and stuff like that. I'm not at that part of my life. But you know what I mean. But if you want to make love to your podcast player, you do that. Whatever you need to get through. And dial 988 if you're in mental health crisis.
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TCB's Endless Day #11
We're going to be back to put all of us in mental health crisis when we listen to Frankie B. After these words.
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Yes, thank you 5-Hour Energy. When they first became a sponsor of the show back in January, I think, they sent Chrissy and I boxes and boxes and boxes of 5-Hour Energy, special drinks, special occasion, Cinco de Mango, all this other stuff. And I thought to myself, I'll never drink this in a lifetime. But I think I'm halfway through it today. Just today. So there you go.
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TCB's Endless Day #11
Alright, home stretch. Here we go, Chrissy. That's right. One more hour. Okay. So. Frankie B. Where were we? Frankie B. I don't know. I feel like I'm in a casino. It's dark in here, but I know it's still light outside. It's a little weird, actually. I'm agreeing with you on this. And I've been up since so early. It feels like it's the middle of the night, but it's really not.
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TCB's Endless Day #11
I told Astrid, I said, we got the babysitter for the wrong day. It should have been tomorrow we get the babysitter for. Anyway, Frankie B. has been missing for almost a year, I think. Close to a year. No more videos, no new videos. He did a couple like little shorts here and there, but nothing really substantial.
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And nothing like his usual content where he talks about women and, you know, cheating on women, cheating on him and him cheating on women and all this other stuff. Usually around him and women.
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Party girls. That's right. His ex-girlfriends. That's what he talks about. But all of a sudden he popped up and he put up three new videos. This, the first one, is very interesting. He's down in Boca Raton, as he says it. Boca Raton? I'm in Boca Raton? He doesn't even know where he is. Listen to this, okay? And he's about to go on a yacht with three very attractive older ladies on a yacht.
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Okay, now. I'm on a yacht? Yes, I'm on a yacht! Hey everybody, look at me, I'm yachting. I'm a yacht guy. Okay.
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Das ist es. Das ist so Franky. Aber jetzt möchte ich, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern, dass Sie sich daran erinnern.
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Wir sind in Boca? Boca Raton. Boca Raton. Boca Raton. Das ist, was er sagt. Boca Raton. Ich meine Boca Raton. Er hat seine Aviatoren an.
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Er hat einen kleinen Ponytail. Wo sind wir? Wo sind wir? Boca Raton? Boca? Ich bin auf der Seite eines Hauses in Boca Raton. Boca Raton. Wir sind auf unserem Freundesboot. Schau dir das an. Er ist auf der Seite eines Hauses. Ja. Auf der Seite des Hauses ist ein Prim-Protein-Trink oder ein Prim-Energie-Trink-Blow-Up-Inflatable. Wer hält ein Prim-Poker-Rattan? Ich glaube, das ist, wo sie es machen.
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Okay, als die Yachts gehen, ist es ein wunderschöner Yacht. Es ist schwarz, es ist schwarz-schwarz. It's a beautiful boat, but the boat that I went on with my uncle? With Astrid's uncle?
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Three times the size of this boat. This is a speedboat with a top on it, essentially, right? Still, way more boat than I can afford. And it's sitting in its own private wet slip Auf einem Kanal mit einem wunderschönen Haus. Auf jemanden zu Hause. Ja, also nicht mich falsch. Es gibt hier viel Geld. Aber wie Florida Yachts gehen, würde ich das nicht als Yacht nennen.
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And thank you everyone who has called and written in all the stuff. Thank you so much. I had intended to take phone calls. I'm sorry that didn't work out. It ended up being live or phone calls and we went live. So that's just the way it is. We'll get to phone calls maybe later on in the week if we show up this week. At all. As one of our friends on the text message line said.
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Hey, there's his lady friends on the boat. Alright, so the three older, very attractive women. The girls are on the boat.
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So, I'm imagining one of the girls has their top off. Oh. Can you see through his sunglasses? I think I can see tits through his sunglasses. Oh, here's the music. Let me see if I can replicate this. Ready? Okay.
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They are. They're on the back of the speedboat. On like a sun lounge. They're riding through the canals of Boca Raton. And they're all in their little bikinis. And then the boat, the seats on the back. At first I thought it said Prado. Prada. It says Pardo. Like Don Pardo? I'm sure it's more expensive than I can afford. But anyway.
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Two, three, 50 plus, 60 plus year old women rocking it out on the back of the boat.
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This is what I want you to notice, too. They're still in the channel going out to the sea, right?
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Yeah, so Frankie's shirtless on the front of the boat. He's saying, are you kidding me? Are you nuts? I don't know. What does that have to do with it?
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Okay, now they're still in the canal, still going toward the sea here. There's the captain. Oh, wow, that is one skimpy bikini.
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If you don't show up this week and just run TCB Classics, I'll be okay with that. You deserve it. And you know what? We just might do that. On episode number nine, we named our favorite episodes. You know what that was? That was a list of episodes you'll hear next week.
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Is that her chocolate starfish? I think it is. Wow. Wow. I just paused at the exact right place. Frankie is taking a picture of one of the girls, older lady, who's got a string bikini on. When I say string, I mean string up the rear. Piece of floss up the rear. And her starfish is glowing for all the world to see. Oh, was is he drinking?
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Doesn't that girl on the left look like the same girl from the beginning of some of his videos? I think the girl in the middle looks a little too young for him, if I'm being honest. And the girl on the right... She doesn't belong. One of these things is not like the other. Those are yachts. Those are yachts. Okay, now watch. Ready? Still on the way out of the canal, but watch.
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Frankie does seem drunk. And his hair's down. Yes, his hair is down. He's letting his hair down.
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Are you noticing that maybe those hair plugs didn't do everything he thought they were going to do? Okay. Uh-oh. This is not the best content video ever, but I want you to listen to what Frankie says next. Okay, here we go. Alright, here it is. Ready? Still on the way out to the ocean. Take note.
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We literally drove a mile out and now everyone's taking a nap on the back. Look at that hair. Oh. Das sieht so aus, als wäre er ein Gangster.
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Might be true. Might be true. It just might be true. So, June might have a few classics in there as the family gets ready to... We're taking the family truckster on down to Orlando, Florida.
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Oh, diese Schale. Und diese leckere Haut. Wow, das ist mein Zukunft.
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Das ist das Zukunft, Brian. Ja, du denkst, ein Typ, der seine Haut so kümmern würde, oder sein Körper so kümmern würde, würde sich zu diesen Dingen attunen.
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Yes, you will. There's promises of more videos, Chrissy, so that's good. Okay, now, let's flip back. This comes out the very next day, two days, three days later, something like that. He's back in Chicago. Okay. He's back in his apartment with his 1980s wood-paneled apartment.
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This is such a vast difference between his yacht and then watch this poor guy. This is all you need to know about Frankie.
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Er hat die vielen, vielen Generationen von italienischem Kochen geabsorbt. Er ist ein Chef-Boyardee, wenn du dich nicht ermutigst. Ein Chef-Man-O-Dee. Chef Frankie B. Ich mache das.
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Das sieht absolut schrecklich aus. Ich weiß nicht, was das ist. Das ist sein Saus.
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Yes, all 30 kids are going to pack up in the old family van wagon out there.
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Cookst du Sausage in einem Krokodil? Solltest du es nicht auf dem Stuhl oder so kochen? Nein. Not in a pressure cooker. I don't understand what's going on here. But look at the vast difference between the lifestyle he's trying to portray in his Pardo yacht and he's now like the Formica countertops with the sauce in the crock pot. Don't go nowhere.
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That's what I don't want to look at. Can we drain the oil?
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Yeah, the Wagoneer that smells like puke and blue saliva and Brian's hot ass. And we're all gonna go down there to get more hot ass and more puke. It's gonna be gross. And then we're gonna go visit the land of the double ears, the land of the circular ears, the three circles as they call it. It is a big deal that first time you bring all the kids down to Disney. It's a big deal for the kids.
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Sausage? Sausage? Meatballs? Short ribs. Turkey innards? Chicken offal? String bikini from the beach trip? Look at all the oil. Look at all the oil. It came straight off of my forehead. Straight off of my forehead. I've absorbed literally thousands of years of Italian cooking and I put it all into this one crackpot I bought in 1982 of my first wedding. And look at it. Doesn't it look beautiful?
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Chrissy. I only gotta ask you just one thing now. Do you remember the mountain monsters that the commercial break did, where they found that cow-killing bastard? Yes. And they found the innards of the cow on the ground. Doesn't this sauce, doesn't this look exactly like that? You put it to use.
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Not a lot. A little bit. I'm telling you, back in the day when I grew up, we had... Das ist sehr anders als der Typ, der höchst editierte Videos veröffentlicht hat, wo er das Gegenteil von dem, was das ist, veröffentlicht hat. So, this is drunk. That is coked up. I don't know. I'm not saying he was. I'm just saying. His neck is leathery. His hair plugs have not taken root.
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I guess all that money he spent on the hair plugs didn't work. And he just doesn't look good to me. I don't know.
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Yeah, don't go from the chin up. Astrid always says when we're taking pictures, like, go down. Don't go up. Go down. And I'm always raising the camera for her and all this other stuff. Now I'm starting to agree with her.
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Ich stimme mit dir. Er war früher nur ein Gymrat. Aber hör mal, so sind die Saisonen der Leben. Wir haben Frankie lange genug kennengelernt, um zu wissen, dass er durch eine Saison der Leben geht.
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Das ist der Zeitpunkt, um ihn zu bekommen. Das ist, wenn wir Frankie auf den kommerziellen Break bringen.
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Yeah, it was really, really good stuff. Wow. Alright, one more video. We're not going to get all the way through it, because we got a time, we got a deadline here, and I'm sorry, I always get so crazy about Frankie B. videos, but here, let me see if I can pull this one up. Okay, here he is. Oh. In the car.
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Because they're going to get overstimulated, hot, tired, angry and upset. And I'm already overstimulated, hot, tired, angry and upset about having to do it. And I'm further in debt than I ever have been before. Because that's the way the Disney World is now. It's the American dream. Go to Disney World one time in your entire family's existence.
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Actually, Gustavo is in Chicago now and he called and he said, what's a grocery store around? What's a grocery store chain I should look for? And I said, Jewel Osco. But Jewel Oscos, they've been around since like the 60s. So when you walk into a Jewel Osco, it's like walking straight into a grocery store from the 60s. Some of them in the 60s.
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Who want to up their game, look and feel better about themselves.
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No, he could have done this at his salon suite. Honestly, he could have gone home. He had to get that angry about a video that he saw waiting for somebody to come out of the Jewel Osco. Listen, grooming, fitness, fashion and lifestyle.
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You know what? We're not going to have time to finish this video. So you know what we'll do? We'll put this in the back burner. Okay. We'll save this for the next.
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In the back, in the crock pot with all the sausage, the turkey necks, the chicken legs, the nails from Frankie's toes. Oh, I love Frankie. Hey, he's alive. We know he's alive. He's alive, he's kicking. He's hanging out.
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That's right. With string bikinis and chocolate starfish. That one girl that doesn't belong. Said Chrissy.
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And then remember why you never want to go back to Disney World. We went to Disney World. Five or six years ago, my dad and my stepmom took everybody to Disney World. Now this is the second time that this is, this was, excuse me, the second time that they had done this in a decade. And we did Thanksgiving down in Disney World. And this time we had a kid and I had Astrid.
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No, no, no. She looked like the kind of girl we'd probably hang out with. The other two are... If you don't have a yacht, you're probably not hanging out with them. Let's put it this way, if that girl with the string bikini had come on my boat, it would have been a one-piece bathing suit she would have worn.
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I think she's the kind of girl who changes her outfit based on what kind of boat she's going on. We all know the girls, come on. And we all know the guys, to be fair. We know the guys. Listen, I go into my pool in the backyard, I'm wearing my fishes, my little fishes. I go to Mallorca. I'm wearing the 13-inch bright pink Victory V. But mine's more like a Victory B. Not a V, but a B. For Brian.
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Like bulging over the band. Double bulging. You've written a B before. It's got two bulges. The double bulge is a top one and a bottom one. Es ist okay. Ich will nicht Frankie B. sein. Ich will nur mich sein. Okay.
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Es wird nur einen Frankie sein. Okay. Listen, one more episode just to wrap it up and say thank you. Short little episode. So stay tuned. As soon as we can get it out, we'll get it out. But it'll be today for sure. Thanks very much to our sponsor Five Hour Energy for sponsoring the entire day and giving this to us with limited commercial interruptions.
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I'm sure you enjoyed that just as much as we did. Thank you to Chrissy for agreeing to do this. Thank you to Astrid for helping. Thank you to Noemi. Thank you to Jeff for letting Chrissy scoot away for an entire day. Thanks to Tina, Marianne, Rachel McGrath. So many others we can thank. Jenny and Sean and Sean and everybody. All right, we'll be back. Chrissy, that's all I can do for this moment.
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I love you. Best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. We'll be back. We'll flip it over here real quick. Until next time, we will say, we do say, and we must say, goodbye.
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The last time I was single, but I wasn't really single, but Kukuluku over there was somewhere else in the world. But this time we had a child with us.
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You know what it was? The battery had died. And the crystal, the special crystal, which is a piece of fucking plastic you pay $700 for. Listen, I love everything about Disney World and I will happily pay all the dollars if I can afford it. Even if it's financially irresponsible, I'll do it because I love Disney and I love Disney World and I love everything about it and I don't give a shit.
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And all of my kids do too. But I also know that it's very stressful to go on a Disney vacation because you have to plan every single thing, especially when you have a lot of children. I went down there with my family. My dad takes everybody. Dad and stepmom take everybody there. And we go for three or four or five days, whatever it was. And we went to that Star Wars as it had just opened.
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And we did that lightsaber thing. And I thought, what's the big wanking deal? You're going to go in there. You're going to get a plastic lightsaber. They're going to have some actor go, wickity wonkity, ibbity doo, you're now a Jedi too. And then you're going to turn on your lightsaber. It's going to make a noise. You know?
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Wie machst du das Geräusch? Lass uns sehen, ob ich es hier machen kann.
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Also habe ich gedacht, wie cool könnte es wirklich sein? Wir bezahlen so viel Geld, um ein paar Akteure zu sehen, die uns über unsere brandneuen Plastik-Teile erzählen. Es war genau das Gegenteil davon. Es war das coolste Ding, das ich je gemacht habe. Es war so fucking cool.
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Es war so, sie hatten die Schauspieler und die Kristalle levitierten und der Lichtsaber kam auf seinen eigenen und du hast es geöffnet und es war großartig. Und ich komme nach Hause und ich kaufe ein Schied für es und ein extra Kristall, ein Kyber-Kristall für 5-8.000 Dollar. Ich weiß nicht, ich bezahle das Haus, kaufe ein extra Kyber-Kristall. I get that shit home.
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And Chrissy's like, yeah, let me play with your... And it's sitting in the corner, in the sheet. And she's like, oh, cool.
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Let me play with that. I take it out. Es macht einen kleinen Geräusch. Und sie ist so, was ist da falsch? Und ich so, ich weiß nicht, jedes Mal, wenn ich nach Hause gehe, wird es nicht funktionieren. Es ist einfach so, es fängt an, es fängt sofort an. Und dann wird es nicht, es klingelt an mir. Ich weiß nicht, ich schaue nach dem Kyber-Kristall.
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Ich weiß nicht, wie ich zu dem fucking Kyber-Kristall komme. Ich habe es während des Events drin, aber ich weiß nicht, wie ich zu dem Kyber-Kristall komme. Ich weiß nicht, was der Kyber-Kristall ist. Ich weiß nicht, was du tust, was wir tun. Ich war so enttäuscht, dass ich nicht aufmerksam war, wie du das Ganze tatsächlich zusammenbauen kannst.
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So, my kids get old enough to realize what's in the corner. My oldest, he's like, what's that? I said, it's his lightsaber from Star Wars. Yeah, can I play with it? It doesn't work, but we can take it out. It's very heavy, by the way. It's very heavy. It looks like glass. I mean, it's the real deal, right? So he takes it out. You know, it does the whole thing. And he's just so upset.
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And then the other kids are upset. Everyone's upset. I was upset. Yeah. So I'm like, well, motherfucker, let me go online like I should have done in the first place and Google it. I Google it and it says, are the batteries charged? And I go, I think to myself, I haven't even used it. Where are the batteries? What batteries do you need? I don't know. I didn't even know it needed batteries.
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Es ist der Kyber-Kristall in der Lage. Ich habe den fucking Kyber-Kristall. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich damit anfangen soll. Dann sagt es mir, wie ich damit anfangen soll. Ich muss es entlocken und damit anfangen. Ich nehme es raus. Der Kyber-Kristall ist ein bisschen schmutzig. Ich stelle es auf. Es wird für einen Sekund aufgerufen und dann wieder aufgerufen. Ah, fuck.
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Der Kyber-Kristall ist zerbrochen. Du musst einen neuen Kyber-Kristall kaufen. Wie viel kostet der Kyber-Kristall? 85.000 Dollar. Okay, ich kaufe einen neuen Kyber-Kristall. Well, then a couple of days later, my son's playing with it. All of a sudden it turns on and I'm like, oh, and then it turns off again. And I'm like, well, shit, that's the same problem we've been having.
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Go on, Google again how to further disassemble it. I disassemble it. It's got four fucking AAA batteries in it. It's no special batteries. There's no kyber crystal. It's four AAA batteries. And they are dead as a doornail. It must have turned on while it was traveling and then just stayed on the entire, or I never turned it off. No wonder, that was what was making that noise the entire ride home.
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Put those no batteries in it. Sunshine, that thing works. It's awesome. It's vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. So I give it to the kids. Hey, kids, go kyber crystal yourself to death. You know, have some fun. But be careful. It's heavy. Don't throw it on the ground. Right? Kids are playing with it. They hand it to the little one. What does she do? She tosses it like a little rag doll. Tosses it.
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Bunk. Breaks. The kyber crystal breaks. And now I officially have a kyber crystal problem. So we're going down there at the end of the month. So there's a chance we might be running some classics. We're going down there sometime in June. We're going down there. But I'm already stressing about this. I'm already way stressed about this whole thing. Because you know and I know Ja, genau.
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All of the food you must get in the 8-hour travels down there. Step 2. All of the gift shops you're going to stop at on the way down there. Step 3. The night before you actually check into the hotel, the hotel room you have to get to make sure you're the first one at the hotel room before you actually start your Disney vacation. Step 4. Gift shop everywhere. Step 5. Gift shop everywhere. Step 6.
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A lot apparently. A lot apparently. Alright, episode number 11. Looks like we are going to do a 12-2 just to say goodbye. We're going to do that on Twitch, but if you're not on our Instagram, then you will have missed that, so fuck you. Fuck you. But thank you to everyone who did tune into our Twitch, a couple dozen people.
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There's one character who I think really defines the commercial break in almost every way. He's crazy. He's corny. He's kooky. He's old. He's chauvinistic. He's fantastic. He is fantastic. He is a travel expert. He's a relationship expert. He is everything that we ever do. Salon Suisse. He's an entrepreneur. Salon Suisse. He's everything wrapped into one leathery... Hair filled... What's that?
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Bow. Bow, that's right. That hair is a bow. One Botox needle pricked tattooed motherfucker and his name is Frank Benado. All those people. We gotta give props to Frankie B. Because he has kept this train on the tracks more often than not.
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When I am desperate for content, when it was a late night with the kids, when the third or fifth or twelfth child was up sucking on Astrid's teat and I was in bed with the other 32 children, kicking me and screaming at me and begging for water and needing to go to the bathroom and pee, pee, poo, poo, da, da, di, di. Frankie B. kam immer wieder. Er hat ein neues Video gemacht.
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Wir mussten es unterbrechen. Und wir haben es alle gemacht. Alle. Ich liebe Frankie B. Er ist nahe an meinem Herzen. Wie ich es im letzten Video erwähnt habe. Also habe ich ihm ein Lied gemacht, Chrissy. And before we review the new videos with an S that he's got out there, I would love for you to take a listen to my song.
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Let me dial it up here on the old TCB-Millater. TCB-Millater. AI named it Lady Lovely. I call it Frankie B. That's the name it gave it. I wrote the lyrics. I told it what to do. Here's what it came up with. I hope you enjoy this just as much as I have.
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Yeah, baby. What do you think, Chrissy? I love it. I think we've got a new classic. I think we've got a new classic on our hands. And with that, I must wrap this particular segment with the song that should have started it all.
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TCB's Endless Day #10: Tig Notaro
Tig Notaro once did a whole show based on one chance encounter with singer Taylor Dane. It helped to further her career and solidify her as a stand-up great. She's publicly shared her struggles and successes both on and off stage. She was once referred to as the heart of stand-up comedy by Brian. Wow, Tig must have a big heart. She agreed to come on TCB. Or she just has empathy for Chrissy.
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Yeah, the wild one, the wild one. And my dad was very conservative. Yeah, yeah.
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And so do I. Tig Notaro is your penultimate guest on TCB's Endless Day. I'll be back next hour with Brian and Chrissy to wrap it all up. Let's start Tig's episode now.
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I just lost my sister to breast cancer. Oh, I am so sorry. She had a double mastectomy and everything. They thought they had it. And about a year and a half later, so end of 2023. Yeah.
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She was having sharp pains actually in her stomach and they went to the doctor, did some tests, did some scans and found out that it had metastasized somehow from the breast and now she had liver cancer and moved to her spine and we lost her four weeks later. It happened super quick and thank you. And just to talk about therapy, I had to go through a lot of therapy after that. It was so shocking.
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She was 43 and a best friend with two small boys. I am so sorry.
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intense it was it was hard to believe you couldn't wrap your head around it no no no everything will be okay it'll be fine she'll you know people don't die in a week that doesn't happen but that's what happened yeah we got her out to md anderson even thinking that you know that somebody can do something and when they called they said uh there's nothing we can do i mean her husband called and said there's nothing that they can do you've got to get out here now oh my gosh ah
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And to watch her, too, go through the double mastectomy. I was right there with her, saw the whole thing, helped her recover from it. And for them to think that it was gone and that, you know. That is a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. But therapy has done a lot. Professional therapy really has been a lifesaver for me because it was like I couldn't put that on my friends and the family that I had last.
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My mom also passed suddenly. Yeah. In 2020. Yeah. So it was just all very shocking. And I know that therapy has really helped me and the podcast, which, you know, we had just started in 2020 and being able to having to get up and go do that and come here to the studio and record and and laugh. Really? Yeah. Stupid things helped.
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And I know that that had to have helped you, too, to be able to get up on stage and have that purpose.
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That connection with those people. So, thank you for that.
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If they all of a sudden spruce themselves up. Even though he's telling people, men, to spruce themselves up.
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All right, all right, all right, cats and kittens. You're in the middle of another episode during TCV's endless day. Make sure you're following us at thecommercialbreak on Instagram for more information on all of today's events and maybe even a live streaming recording. Wouldn't that be a miracle? You know, now would be a really good time to call in and give Brian and Chrissy some moral support.
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Okay, I'm gonna go or I'll run the risk of being the second person on this podcast to talk way too much. Looking right at you, Brian. Best to you.
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TCB's Endless Day #9
Listen, you've made it this far. Why stop now? Let's go the distance together. We're eight hours in with four more to go. Why don't you call us? 212-433-3822. 212-433-3822. We're here recording now and we might just be streaming on Twitch and YouTube. Think about it this way. If you call in, Brian has less talking to do. Less Brian, more fun. See where I'm heading with this? Let's get it going.
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There's a lot. I mean, I did, you know, a little... I was kind of brainstorming last night. I know, thinking about things. Jeff was in the mix too, helping me.
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Well, some of the top ones that I think of are, I mean, the Waffle House is a classic.
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Waffle House, we'll see you in the morning. Waffle House, we'll see you in the morning. Oh, Waffle House, it's morning. It's morning time.
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I don't think you could recreate that first magic from Carl.
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Ich meine, das ist hart. Ich glaube nicht wirklich. Es ist wie dein Baby schmutzig zu nennen. Für mich ist es schwierig. Ich denke, ich erinnere mich daran, dass ich froh bin, dass wir nicht ausgeliefert haben. Das ist das eine, das du weißt, welches. Das ist das eine, wo wir das Video mit den Leuten, die wie Babys agierten, überprüfen.
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TCB's Endless Day #9
Wir haben diese Hintergrund-TV-Spiele, die wir gerne sehen. Wir müssen nicht wirklich auf die Aufmerksamkeit achten.
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TCB's Endless Day #8: Tom Papa
Once you have the thing, then what's the next thing? Yeah, what's the next thing?
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TCB's Endless Day #7
I love that Huckleberry is when he's the one that rotates out the most.
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TCB's Endless Day #7
If the Bigfoot is there and is close, that gun is not going to do anything.
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TCB's Endless Day #7
Chris Keller, that's my good friend from Nashville. That is?
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Oh, I thought you were talking about when we went. Oh, yes, we went too. At the trailhead.
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TCB's Endless Day #7
Da ist ein Kitten. Ich dachte, ich habe etwas gehört. Da ist ein Kitten.
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If something happens, you go that way. What, he's gonna be the hero?
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We gotta find somewhere to go, dude. Shh. Well, you've trapped yourself now.
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Oh, right. I thought you meant he'd been out there for 1700 hours and no sighting yet.
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TCB'S Endless Day #6: Reggie Watts
Angetrieben vom Nervenkitzel der Geschwindigkeit und der Kraft des außergewöhnlichen Styles vereint die Capture-Kollektion von Tommy Hilfiger performanceorientiertes Design mit grenzenlosem Selbstbewusstsein. Das ist mehr als nur ein Look, es ist die Uniform für alle, die ihre Träume verwirklichen wollen.
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TCB's Endless Day #5
Or both. Both really happened. He chose and the audience chose.
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Pick them up. Yeah, people would show up at other people's doors.
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Diese Waffelfreien sind verdammt gut. Oh Mann, diese Waffelfreien. Einfach genug salzig.
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Oh, that's right. He's got the cowboy boots on over the jeans.
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I do have to say, the Sunset Strip back in his, this time. Woo! Ah!
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I love it. Promoting rock and roll bands on the Sunset Strip. Yeah, you know, pass out flyers.
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Have any of these women that you've met ever turned into a serious relationship?
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Well, I won't ask you to define that. I just take your word for it. And you say you had to slow down.
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TCB's Endless Day #5
Yeah. Was he just saying that he had gotten slapped a few times by girls?
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How did he get past legal? Oh yeah. Okay. Let's take a look at the women that Ray had to choose from. Now remember, you're going to pick the woman that you... I think Ray's high on cocaine.
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TCB's Endless Day #5
It looks like he's on something. Things best for him. First there's Maria. She enjoys dancing and miniature golf. She thinks that there are some great places to meet men like bars, beaches, Navy bases. She usually dates once a week. Navy bases.
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And she says that good looks are not a priority for her. Well, thank God. With Ray, that's good. He's looking for instead.
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She loves music. She'd like to meet a man who is talkative and considerate with a firm chin and larger hands. We asked Dawn if she usually kisses on a first date.
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Firmes Bein. Firmes Bein und größere Hände. Hoffentlich ist die Hand größer als das Bein.
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Finally, Darcy says that sometimes she goes to nightclubs by herself. She describes herself as, quote, wild at times. She says that lately she's been losing interest in the men that she's been meeting after two weeks. Or the men that she's been meeting after, I suppose, she's been with them for two weeks. Ha! It seems that a lot of guys approach her at work and here's more on that.
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Time for you to decide who you would match him up with, if you'll do that now.
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I know best! One! I mean, the audience participation part of this was really fun. It really was. That was a huge part of the show.
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When we come back, we'll meet the woman that Ray selected here. Everything that happened on their date, we'll do it. Two and two, be right back. Two and two, baby.
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TCB's Endless Day #5
We're back. Ray's gonna tell us who he selected. I picked Darcy. Haven't seen each other since their date. We're always here on both sides. Say hello to Darcy Wiggle. Wiggly. Wiggy. Wiggy. What? Wiggle Wiggles?
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What the fuck, Chuck? Darcy, I'll get it. It's Wiggy, right? Yes, it's Wiggy. Yeah, nice to have you here, Darcy. Make yourself at home back there and Ray will start us off.
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Meet me at the 7-Eleven at 7. Hey! Go out from there, see how things go.
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Does it seem romantic to you at all, this whole procedure? Um... Procedure?
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So not just another pretty face. It's not a pretty face. Is this like a bullwhip, like one of those 12-foot bullwhips?
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Especially in L.A. The horse and feed shops are on every corner of Sunset Strip. How does this come in handy, Darcy? Are you snapping snakes as you walk down the road or what?
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She probably was trying to give him the hint that he needed to buy something to wear on this date.
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So far all we've heard is about all the townships they've been to.
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That's what we're doing with 5-Hour-Energy. Oh yeah, two already. So we started dancing.
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Unless they've been with Ray. These are things that I've never heard before.
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She drops you off on the freeway on ramp and you walk home.
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I've never heard of anyone ever doing that before. It makes perfect sense in the context of his day.
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Let's take a look and see what the audience picked for you. I guess this worked. We're gonna find out pretty soon. They picked Darcy 252% as a matter of fact. Darcy, would you like to get some more peach margaritas? I'd love to.
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I must tell you, for all the verbal bravado going on here, I got a feeling that you all had a nice time anyway. We're going to come right back with our next guest.
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Because last night I thought maybe you have to have the app.
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That has to have been back from Season 1. I remember being in the other studio for that one.
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Was season three also the season where you did the really long intros?
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Well, yeah, because we started off with that Gmail version, right, too.
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What was the one that we did recently that was the... Celia Black? Well, there was Celia, but there were the two, like, wrestlers? The women wrestlers? Oh, that was... What show was that?
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TCB's Endless Day #4: Michael Ian Black
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
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Wait, is this also when you were taking saxophone lessons?
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Well, to be fair, in defense of... In defense of you guys, so were many other bands.
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Right. We can go down the list. But that sound. That sound.
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I mean, hey, it doesn't sound too bad for a high school band.
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Ich habe auch gehört. Ich glaube, es war unser Drummer. Das ist richtig. Kick it. Kick into it. Ja, das ist richtig. What did sunny side up mean?
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I think it was... I thought they were playing somewhere. Maybe it was... Like Minneapolis?
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Maybe it was left over, maybe you were thinking of that commercial that they used to run back in the 90s with the, this is your brain on drugs and it was an egg.
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I'm getting all those feelings are coming rushing back to me now. I'm a kid again, Chrissy. Oh yeah. I mean, that sounds good.
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Es klingt, als ob es einige Leute im Hintergrund gibt. Ja, ich... Du hast sie zurückgezogen. Ja, ich denke, du hättest durchgehen müssen.
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For that leg of the tour. For that leg of the tour, right.
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Yes, which I promptly named 33 Penis. And that became 33P. 33P.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Oh yeah, look at that. I have a pretty stable internet connection.
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The more you read about history, the human history seems more often than not on instability. Yes, true. And I think that, and this is me, I only know what, you know, my own life, but I think that, and I don't know if you caught this, but they call the 90s something like the end of history.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Es fühlte sich so an, als hätten wir es alle aufgeräumt. Es ist das Ende des Films, richtig? Ja. Und ich denke, im Vergleich zu der Art, wie Boomers, Gen-Xers, Millennials, besonders in diesem Land, für die Größe unserer Leben, das ist, was wir gedacht haben, was das Leben war.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Und ich denke, dass das eigentlich nicht das ist, was das Leben für die meisten Menschen ist und für die meisten der historischen Menschen. Es ist Trauma. Es ist Krankheit. Es ist Krieg. Leider. Und ich denke, das ist das, was ich noch von mir erinnere.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Und ich denke, dass wir generationell ein paar von uns erinnern, dass der Schock, den ich auf jemanden sehe, der 20 Jahre älter ist als ich, der gleich ist wie ich. Ja. Ja, das ist wahr.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Just trying to hang on. I think shock, just trying to parent, You know, while living in relative isolation. Trying to find the joy. I mean, that's what I realized is I've always valued comedy and joy. But I will say the reliance in a wonderful way that I had on things that made me laugh. TV shows, movies, books. Like I went back to these old, I have these anthologies of The Onion. Oh, yeah.
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And I just would go back and reread those. And... I tried to work this into the special, it never quite worked, but the idea that laughter, for a moment you defy death, because you feel the weight of the world suddenly feels lighter. And so laughing in the face of death even, making death a joke, it conquers it for a brief moment. Das ist sehr interessant. Ja, genau. Ja. Ja. Ja.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Yeah, I mean, the the. I mean, especially in the beginning, dogs are way better with their bodies. Especially a full-grown dog. A dog has better body awareness. When you have a newborn, your dog is a genius. Like, oh my god, I don't have to worry about my dog breathing. The dog is so smart. And then I think what's interesting is... I don't have to worry about... I just got that.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I'll just spoil it. There's a heckler in the audience, but it's not a heckler. It's Death personified, played by my friend David Hall. And Death is saying, you're not being honest. Talk about me, talk about me. But then after, so there's a whole arc of the show where I talk about Death and then the show ends with the same silly song.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
And the reason it does is because there is a, there is, it's almost like if nothing matters, Why not this song about trees that smell like cum? And what if trees that smell like cum and that stupid song about it is the point of the universe? And so that was... It's something I still think about.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Yeah, I mean, I think that a lot of the emotions... I didn't start writing the special until... I don't know. A little bit of time had passed. I mean, there was a period of time where I really couldn't look at photos of Adam. Oh, I can't imagine, yeah. And we were also still in the thick of the pandemic, so there was no live performance. Because I started working it out live.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Like the first time I even... I think I had this special idea for maybe a little bit. And then the first stand-up show I did, even coming back, was... May 2021. So by the time I really started talking about it, because there was no live performance, about a year had passed. The thing the show forced me to do, because I had grieved and I was still grieving.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Yes. Two and a half, three. You're like, okay, the dog and the kid are basically equal in their kind of sense of the world. Although, look, the dog is more physically intelligent than I am. Yes. Even though she's 80 in dog years, she can traverse stairs. Ah, das ist eine interessante Art, darauf zu schauen. Ja.
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Aber es hat mich gezwungen, das Grief zu verstehen und zu überlegen, was jetzt ist. Okay, ich griebte, ich ging durch dieses Ding. Was tue ich mit all dem? Wie beeinflusst es den Weg, wie ich die Welt sehe? Wie lasse ich das nicht komplett verbrüllen, den Weg, wie ich die Welt sehe? Das ist es, was mich geholfen hat.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Und das ist es, was Schreiben generell hilft, ist, dass es mir hilft, zu denken und zu arbeiten, wie ich mich über Dinge fühle. Denn im Schreiben musst du Ja. Ja. Ja. Sorry. You have to communicate your insides to the outside, going back to vomit.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Well, I was doing music videos on my YouTube, most of which were pop satires that were also very much about my, you know, being vulnerable emotionally. Basically like doing cool genres in a very uncool way. And my writing partner, Aline Brosh McKenna, was procrastinating.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
und sah eine meiner Videos und habe angefangen, meine Videos zu schauen und dann gesagt habe, willst du zusammenkommen und darüber sprechen, ein musikalisches TV-Show zu machen? Und so ist es passiert.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Here's the thing. So, a couple things. We pitched it in 2014, which is the start of, you'd say, I guess you could argue, mid-beginning of Peak TV. So people were very open to things. Also, there were so many more places to pitch. Here are the places we pitched. AMC, MTV, IFC, Comedy Central... Amazon, Hulu, FX, Netflix, HBO. I might be forgetting one of them, right?
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
There's no MTV anymore. I don't think Comedy Central's doing shows like this anymore. So there were also just, there was a lot more hope.
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A lot more shows were getting made. And Aline Brosh McKenna, who is about 20 years my senior, she is a big deal screenwriter. She wrote The Devil Wears Prada. People have been wanting her to do TV for many years. So walking in with her, having co-created the show with her, and this premise was very different than had I created the show with someone more on my career level, someone...
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
You know, burgeoning YouTube star. I was never like a huge YouTube star, but like, you know, cult YouTube star just starting out like she walked into rooms and people paid attention. There were a couple of people who were prepared to buy it just to work with her. So That really worked in our favor. But we were a Showtime pilot. I mean, another buyer that's now just a tile on Paramount+, right?
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
We sold it to Showtime. We made the pilot with Showtime. Showtime passed. So we had a dead pilot. And then Aline watched Jane the Virgin on the CW and was like, oh, the CW is doing really interesting shit. And that's how we got our series. We were a CW series. So it was a combination of a bunch of things happening.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Und das ist, warum ich ein paar Wochen vorhin gefragt wurde, oh mein Gott, du hast so ehrliche Dinge auf dem Show gemacht, wie hast du das gemacht? Und es ist so, das ist nicht, ich meine, ja, ich bin sehr stolz auf das Show, aber viele Leute in der Welt wollen ehrliche Dinge machen, aber sie haben einfach nicht jemanden, der sie unterstützt. Ja.
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Wir hatten ein Netzwerk, das uns fast alles, was wir wollten, ließ.
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But they kept renewing the show. They paid for the show. I mean, the odds of that happening are so incredibly small. Und das ist nur Glück. Ich würde sagen, es ist Glück. Glück ist ein hartes Wort, weil Glück bedeutet, dass du nichts für es gemacht hast. Ich würde sagen, je weiter ich von einem Show aus bin, das 2015 bis 2019 gedreht hat, bin ich so, nein, das war Glück.
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Zu sein in dieser Zeit der Television, das ist pure Glück.
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Um, I was very excited. I didn't want to get my hopes up.
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And I was almost so, I knew what a big deal it was. I almost was like, okay, calm down.
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I had a lot of anxiety issues I hadn't worked out then too, so I think part of my way of dealing with anxiety was to, I don't know, ignore it or downplay it or whatever, but yeah, no, it was a huge deal.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Das ist eine Heilung. Again, it's just a right place, right time thing. Look, what I'll say is, I've been busting my ass on those music videos for a while. I've been busting my ass. I've been off and spending my own money. I continue to bust my ass. Like, I have two TV pilots right now that I busted my ass on, that I'm waiting to hear about.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Behind me on this whiteboard are a bunch of new stand-up bits and songs. Like, I am proud that I value... I value hard work and I value people who work hard. And I think that I have to believe for my own sanity that busting one's ass does pay off in some way. However, also knowing that there are many people around me who are amazingly hard workers who haven't sold a show. And so it...
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
All you can do is work hard. And I almost think it's kind of you have to at this point. And this is a very specific thing. If you're a working writer who is, especially for TV and film, who is selling things, who has the good fortune to be selling things, that you have to almost in a meditative way see that as the goal. That I get to write for a living because getting things made
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Die Chancen sind so klein. Und das ist, warum YouTube und TikTok so groß sind. Weil es keinen Gatekeeper gibt.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Du kannst einen Gatekeeper überwinden. Und das ist, warum ich immer zurück zu Live-Performance gehe, ehrlich gesagt. Weil... Ich meine, TikTok und YouTube, du editierst immer noch in einem Raum und schaust es aus. Und die Art, wie du Publikum-Feedback bekommst, ist, wenn du Kommentare schaust, die du nicht machen sollst. Nein, nie. Das ist der Problem, dass wir versuchen,
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und mit Leuten verbinden und das auf einem Filmset erhältst. Und das erhältst du sogar in einer Gruppe-Editing-Ruhe. Aber wenn du dich selbst mit TikTok befindest, denke ich, dass es ein bisschen... Und als ich YouTube-Videos machte, war es ein bisschen solide mit dem, richtig? Du willst das Feedback.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Live-Performance, ich werde nie, nie, nie stoppen, Live-Performance zu machen, weil es ein Weg ist, einen Publikum direkt vor dir zu erreichen, ohne einen Gatekeeper. Ja.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I mean, I really love, I would say also like, The whole process of creating TV is really wonderful because it is so communal between a writer's room to table reads to being on set with other people. That's every day of work is that little is that little kind of slice of joy. It's a different joy.
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A live performing just people are so they're right in front of you and they're real and they're not behind a keyboard and they're not. know, they're not judgmental in the same ways.
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At least the shows I do. I mean, I was never a club comic playing places where they would throw beer bottles at you. So, I do indie comedy shows or my own shows where people are primed to be a bit kinder, but Ja, es ist menschlich und es heilt. Und für das, wie polarisiert der Welt ist, ist es und bleibt extrem heilig für viele, viele Dinge.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Das ist das Einzige daran. Die ganze Grund, warum du Kunst machst, ist, mit Leuten zu verbinden. Ja. Und das ist, warum ich denke, ich weiß nicht, ich habe sehr vermisste Gefühle über das Internet und Social Media, obwohl ich auf YouTube angefangen habe.
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Du kreierst Kunst, um eine Verbindung zu schaffen, aber, und ich bin nicht die erste Person, die das sagt, das ist kein Hot Take, aber, du weißt, das Internet ist grundsätzlich, es ist eine falsche Verbindung, richtig? And it's something that I'm still navigating and working through. I have a daughter. I don't want her on social media. I don't want her as a teenager.
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I mean, this is a far-off problem, but do I leave to set an example for her when she turns 13? Do I just peace out and leave Instagram and just hope that I get shit made through film and TV and live performance? I don't know.
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You have to be, otherwise the child will die.
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Are you already experiencing that? No, she doesn't really clock. Luckily, she doesn't. We don't watch a ton of... YouTube?
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The way that it is in my house is we watch TV shows. So I haven't really turned her on to those influencer-y unboxing videos. That's just not... I guess it's just not what my husband and I want. I don't know. She'll probably find it when she goes to elementary school next year. Okay.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
You literally have to be. My husband was very mindful to not do a lady in the tram situation and have our dog be neglected when our daughter was born. So he was really mindful at including the dog. And she's still very much our princess. And then Ich meine, für mich, ich kann nicht, ich kann nicht so viel auf den Hund doten, aber ich weiß nicht, wir sind ziemlich, weil sie auch alt ist.
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Nein, ich meine, die Sache, die sie denkt, dass das Internet die Sorge ist für eine Information, wo wir alles aufschauen, oder es ist ein Weg, um Dinge zu kaufen. Ja. Und das ist das, was sie weiß, ist, dass... I want a sparkly skirt. Go. Order it now. Order it right now when it will be here. So that's, so that's, and I dread the day that she realizes she could order this. She can do it herself.
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Alexa, she hasn't realized that yet. My son has. When she was a, when I was still pregnant, we played around with the Alexa and in like a baby voice we were like, Alexa, order me a thousand boxes of cereal. Und Alexa war so, a thousand boxes of cereal. Wir waren so, oh, shit.
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So the day she has not yet, because I've never ordered anything vocally with Alexa on purpose, because I'm, once she realizes she can do that. It's game over. So no, she's not Sie ist nicht... Sie ist nicht sehr bewusst. Sie ist nicht sehr bewusst. Und ich muss sagen, ich bekomme nicht so viel Anerkennung.
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Aber wenn ich es mache, habe ich mich immer für sie überrascht, weil ich in dieser Industrie nicht aufgewachsen bin. Und die Idee, dass Leute zu meinen Eltern kommen... I don't know what that would have been. But she's fine with it. It's either she doesn't care or she's like, oh yeah, I'm proud of my mommy too. Thank you. It's not weird or jarring for her.
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And I don't put her on my social media at all. So I'm not like, sweetie, say hello to the fans.
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Ja, weil es auch so ist, dass du nicht kannst. Das ist der Grund, warum ich bin. Du kannst nicht auf, du kannst die Box nicht öffnen. Ja, richtig. Also, ich habe nicht mal ihre Namen publikiert. Ja, es gibt viel. Und es ist nicht so, dass ich endlich mehr über sie erzählen werde. Ja, ich werde. Und wie ich Bilder von der Seite ihres Faces gepostet habe.
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Es ist nur so, dass du die Box nicht öffnen kannst. Und die AI-Schicht von. Ich bin auf dem Flughafen klar, wo es sagt, wir sind fertig mit den Bildern deiner Augen.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I'm trying to keep her out of the system for as long as possible, theoretically, so that it's her choice. Yes. Again, I don't know. It's an imperfect science, right? I'm in the new Angry Birds movie, which will be coming out in January 2027. Oh, my God. That's huge. There will be a premiere for that. I'm going to bring her to that premiere. Yeah. Will she want to do a red carpet? I don't know.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Will she be in public pictures from that premiere? Maybe. I can't completely block her from things. It's weird. It's imperfect. I'm figuring it out. Yeah. And I just, her safety and well-being and happiness is the most important thing to me. It's paramount. I could be pimping her out and getting a lot of free shit.
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And that's a sacrifice that I remind her of every day. I'm like, you know, if I wanted, I could get everything free. And I don't.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
It's just not, it's not, it's not, fame is not, and I say this to someone who is marginally called fame, fame is not a normal, it's not a normal state of... No, it's not. No. And, and you, and luckily I started... I mean, I started in a comedy theater. I'm still doing comedy where the work comes first.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I think there are very few kids and teenagers who can actually have a measured view of themselves from getting wildly famous. I'm friends with Mara Wilson. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I love what they do on Bluey, that they haven't even released those kids' names. I think it's so cool.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Ja, wir müssen auf sie doten. Ich meine, ich habe ihr nur ihre speziellen Drohnen gegeben. Sie hatte, sie brauchte diese Sache, die TPLO-Suchung, die ist wie Hund-ACL-Suchung auf beiden Beinen. Okay, ja, es war ein Zeitpunkt, wo We had to put a gate around the couch so the dog wouldn't jump on the couch. And so we had to lecture our daughter like, hey, don't do this. Don't do that.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
The ethics of putting anyone whose brain is not fully formed in a spotlight, it seems like this very, very weird experiment. That's been going on for hundreds of years. Mozart was a famous prodigy when he was like seven. So it's gonna happen. Kids are gonna get famous, but I... I don't know. I think about this.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I am currently at the mercy of both of them with the Greater Walt Disney Company. Come on, Disney. Come through, Disney. But it's just what it is. So this is the first year in a while where I don't know what the rest of my year looks like, actually. Does that feel scary or is it okay with you?
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
It's both. I mean, luckily, there are jobs that have still paid, right? So I'm not worried about like, oh, I might get this. I've completed both of these jobs that were factored into my budget for the year. It's more like, what does the rest of my year look like?
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
And it's exciting. It's scary. There's a different level of uncertainty when you have a kid.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Also with our industry, everything is leaving us. Los Angeles, in den USA. Ja. Es wird mehr werden. Das ist ihr letztes Jahr vor der Schule. Ich fange auf, sie morgen in Disneyland zu nehmen, weil ich meine besten Freunde in der Stadt bin. Ich bin so, lass uns die Gruppen schießen.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Nein, dann kommt der Truanzikopf. Du fängst mich an, an einem sehr spezifischen Zeitpunkt, ich denke, ein Jahr von jetzt. Ich weiß nicht, wir werden sehen.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
So she still is. She's like our fragile queen still.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
No, no, it's fine. They're fine. No, I'm kidding. They're doing great.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
So to me she looks like a border terrier mix when we've done the dog genetic testing because of course. Of course. Both times it said she isn't a terrier at all. She's half purebred Shih Tzu and then half the other side is like Chihuahua. A huge mix. Husky. Husky. Ein paar Sachen. Und der Terrier ist nicht da, aber sie sieht aus wie ein Bordeterrier.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I think so too, maybe. Maybe that's why everything 90s is new again.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Yes, this year she is finally, I think we came to the conclusion, she's old enough to where her yearly fee, we did the math, is officially going to be higher than any medical bills. So I think we might be leaving insurance just because they won't insure anymore.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
I love looking up facts about the oldest dogs because it gives me so much joy and hope. So the oldest dog in the world just died. He was a dog in Portugal named Bobby. And after my friend Allison, she was living in Portugal during the pandemic and her dog had just died and she made a pilgrimage to go meet Bobby. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Oh, es ist, es ist, obwohl, hier ist, was ich sagen werde, es riecht nicht. Das stimmt. Ja, genau. Das ist nicht, was dein Mund dafür ist. Ja. Es gibt also etwas mit Vomit, das inhaltlich so ist, dass es falsch ist. Wir haben, wir haben transgressiert. Du weißt, es ist Jurassic Park. Es ist wie der Hubris des Mannes. Was hast du getan? Du hast die Inhalte genommen und sie draußen gemacht.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Und das Ding ist, sie weiß nicht, sie wusste noch nicht das Wort für nervös. Das ist so wenig, was sie in ihrem Leben verbracht hat. Und sie hat versucht, schlafen zu gehen. Sie war entspannt. Und sie hat gesagt, oh nein, das Geräusch ist passiert. Und ich war so, oh ja, es fühlt sich gut an. Like you have to take a super burp and then... Yeah. It's so sad. I know. I feel so bad for him.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Oh, that's too young. They just don't know what's going on.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Yeah, and your body's doing it. Like I felt when I was feeling, I was like rubbing her back as she was puking and like. It feels very adult. You feel the gurgle of the vomit. Her body is doing a very grown-up thing of like, we need to get this out. The demon seat.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Oh, just before? Yeah, so my daughter was born so like... My daughter was born in late March 2020. And the special's basically about... She was born... Also meine Tochter wurde geboren, die Nacht, also Covid war bereits passiert. Die Nacht, als sie geboren wurde, habe ich herausgefunden, dass mein Songwritingpartner Covid hatte, von dem ich keine Ahnung hatte.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Und er war auf der ganzen Welt in Norddeutschland. Und dann war sie im NICU, was wir nicht erwartet hatten, weil ich eine normale Begegnung hatte. Aber sie warnen dich auch nicht, dass das Gehen in den NICU eigentlich ziemlich normal ist. Ca. 10 bis 15 Prozent der Babys enden im NICU.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Sie war in der Niki für ein Atemproblem, was während einer Pandemie, die die Lungen beeinflusst hat, schrecklich war.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Mein Kind auch. Ja, es ist sehr normal. Es ist ziemlich normal. Und dann starb mein Schreinpartner aus Covid-19, basically eine Woche nachdem sie geboren wurde. Also das ist das, was die Specials sind. Ja.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
He just got, he got, can I curse on here? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Okay, I was making sure.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
No, I appreciate it. Yeah, he just got fucked. I mean, he was living in Manhattan. He got a full blast of it and he just got fucked. Some people just got fucked. There was no rhyme or reason to some of the people who died very, very, especially very early on. There was no pre-existing condition you could blame it on. There was nothing. He wasn't a smoker. It's...
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
Oh, ja, das war der Grund. Ich meine, ich war going to do a special. Basically, I'd been working on a special that was just kind of stand up into songs. And then the inspiration for it was I was with my daughter at 5 a.m. one day and she was.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
two or three months old and I in my office I had this whiteboard where I break down I was breaking down what the special would be kind of stand up bits into songs and I looked at it and I thought this is so stupid and and then I started thinking like oh what if There's a special about that, about the trying to stick with silliness despite the world going tits up.
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
And that's like how I got to thinking about it. And I thought about this a lot in general, about the world getting horrible. And the more you read about, I mean, I'm not a historian, but the more I learn about history, it seems as if the human experience... ist eigentlich mehr Chaos und Krankheit und Krieg und ökonomischer Verlust, als es nicht ist.
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Und ich denke, dass für Gen... Ich fühle eine Verbindung mit Gen X, die ich noch nie hatte, weil ich fühle, dass für Gen Xer und Millennials und...
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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom
boomers for the most part it was a period especially in america of relative i mean the 60s late 60s were horrific um but but so i guess i'm talking more like the you know the 70s and 80s 90s for the most part it's this period of kind of tranquility they call 90s the end of history for a reason and the more i read about history i'm right i'm
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Plus you need the time in between to do the editing of the last show to get it up. So it's about an hour delay.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Ich habe ein paar Leute gesagt, wie ich mich anrufen soll.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
And for those of you that don't know about the notebook, it became a joke because I had this notebook where we would write down ideas and different things that would come to us and the majority of those never got done. Never. Never.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Where is he based out of? He's based out of like San Antonio or something. Of course. Listen, I love Texas.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
You mean you're jealous of the people that... You're jealous of Kenny or the people that... Both.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
I'm going to star. Yeah, I'll be the star of it. Set people free.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Yeah, exactly. I mean, I guess it depends on if I need to pay my rent or not.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
No, go away! No, go away! This whole thing makes no sense. It's so disjointed as to what it's about.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
They're eating spaghetti. Spaghetti. But they're Mexican. At a dinner. They have spaghetti.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
And also Kenneth revealed that he was the grandfather of somebody.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
I was going to say, is he talking about Eric Roberts? As Kaiser Sose.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Oh no, Eric Roberts is gonna shoot Kenneth Copeland. He's got a gun pointing right at Kenneth. But Kenneth's got the Bible in his hand.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
I was thinking about, you know, Cannes. I wonder if they submitted it to Cannes.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
I can never go back there again. No, they seem very respectful of your celebrity status.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Really, it was just a fun thing to be a distraction during the pandemic and all of the craziness that was going on in the world at that time. So I welcomed our once a week check-in.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
And first we were doing it over Zoom, you know, so it was just like fun, funny, whatever. And then the ball kept rolling. The ball just kept rolling and rolling. Picking up more rubber bands along the way. Yeah. Und ja, ich meine, ich muss sagen, es hat wirklich in vielen Wegen sehr viel Leben gelohnt, weil ich einige unerwartete Todesfälle in den letzten fünf Jahren erlebt habe.
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It's been funny and frustrating and loving and laughing and all the stuff.
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Well, yeah, as you're sitting here talking, it reminds me that, you know, really doing this podcast... Und dann sind wir verabredet und wir sind verabredet.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Nein. Und rund um die Stadt. Und ja, wir haben beide verheiratet und haben unsere eigene Sache gemacht. Und du warst in einem separaten Bereich der Stadt, den ich wirklich nicht mehr haben konnte. Das ist richtig. Und so, du weißt, wir haben uns nicht mehr so oft gesehen.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Nobody views us now. We're barely doing it now. But we put it up there. In case you want to know.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
And the babies. And the sweetness when they start talking and walking. I know. I mean, I see them every week.
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TCB's Endless Day #1
Ja, R.I.P. Nico. I don't miss the smell, but he was a very sweet dog.
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Lots of food, football, Christmas movies, all that good stuff. Family, if you want it.
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I mean, Kindergarten Cop is pretty fucking funny.
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I haven't delved back into the actual televised news.
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But you do have that inflection down. You could replace that guy.
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I know. She's so sweet. She's so funny. She's so talented.
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I don't think poor Rob. I think he's doing quite well for himself. He's everywhere. He's in like all these new shows.
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Yeah, no, and actually subscribe to his newsletter. Oh, you do? I get his newsletter every week. And it's really interesting. He's an interesting guy.
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That's right. So for those of you that don't live in the U.S., go turn on Netflix. Listen to her special.
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I admire this so much. And you are a great storyteller as well. Oh, thank you. I think Jeff is. It's a gift. It really is. And something that needs to be honed. I mean, you know, it's like when I go to Mempho and I come back, you say, what happened? Yeah.
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You would get like, we would probably have a month's worth of material if I would know how to do the storytelling.
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We were getting paid by the people. It was love.
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Please write us in and tell us some funny stories about that because there's always some.
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Gather around the tree and the fire. Gather around the manger. You got any Sonos? Yes, that's right.
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Yeah, put it in the universe. Yes, put it in the universe.
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But I've been a fan for a long time. Oh, thanks. Chelsea Lately. Mindy Project. Mindy Project. Oh, that's so cool.
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I've been a fan for so long. Very excited about this one. I've seen Chelsea lately and... The Mindy Project. The Mindy Project. I've, you know...
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Ding dong.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
It was great. You're a little nervous. Of course, yes. But his mom was lovely, and yeah, it was fantastic. This whole family was very welcoming.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
But the truth is that you weren't good for each other. Fuck you.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I also kill people for a living. And my hair is awesome.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
His fucking boyfriend. We hate him. We hate him. What? What is this guy?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
That's an original Limp Bizkit move, Chrissy. Fred Durst originated that move.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I can't believe this. She's touching his legs and I got to sit here reading jokes the producers wrote. At the end of the day, he probably said, this really sucks.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I'm not a royalist. She's a royalist. Don't let her bullshit you. No, I'm kidding.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Baby, I love you. GED. Oh, yeah. Suspended license. Oh, yeah. Syphilis. Herpes simplex A. Oh, yeah.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
We're going to find a new boner for her to ride. MTV Network's casting call.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
What the hell is insurance? I practice masturbating.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Well, listen, if we could knock out two at the same time, I'd certainly appreciate it. Do you see my t-shirt? Who is that? Who's on the front of that t-shirt?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I'll make your daughter happy, and she'll have to... And I'll bone her right in front of her boyfriend. I'm up for cucking. You know what I'm saying, Mom, Dad? Tons of fun.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
He's got his sunglasses on. And he slowly pulls them down.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Mayonnaise for that white bread. I don't remember that dig.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Me and my eyebrows will be here waiting for you. Me and all 12 inches of my eyebrows will be right here waiting for you.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I think it was... I think a documentary, whatever.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Let's get something to eat. Let's get some chow. Let's get off these skirts and let's go chow down on some dogs and some munchies.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
No, it's not much difference. Well, there is some difference.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
No, no, seriously. No, no, seriously. She put whipped cream in my balls. No, seriously, Dad. I'll kill you. Hey, Dad, have you ever put whipped cream on your wife's nipples?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Is that her brother? Why is he calling her mom?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Not really. Give me my pillow! Not really. I'm pretty loaded on Z's and wacky tabacky.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Oh, Dylan. Dylan and Chad. Hey, Dylan, come on in.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Dylan's got a little bit of the bead, you know, cut going on.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
All right, let's go. Remember what we talked about. Remember what we talked about, my sweet dick. How much you love the motion in this ocean, baby. Remember, I'll be thinking about you. And if you choose someone else, I'm going to break things in the house.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Does he really look like an athlete? What kind of athlete does he look like? A bowler?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Why don't you take this and go... I brought you to this local soccer field so you can play with my balls. Change and I'll meet you back here. What is this, gym class?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
It's just like regular soccer except it blows. We're just going to waste gas.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Whoa, my breasts are feeling a bit tense. Look at Jeremy. I know.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I am literally dead. I am literally dead. Brian's Escape.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I can't. I'm sorry. Oh, shit. That was so funny to me.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Yeah. He's a sweet guy. He just has issues. That's a great way to describe it.
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Street surfer. The street scurfer. The street scurfer.
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I was trying to look at it. That hair is dripping.
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It was. It was before everything was out there.
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Okay, I'm scratching that off the list then. Please. Going back to Queer Eye.
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no one's coming yes no one's i haven't seen harry at the commercial break yet or any of those other spoiled rich brats i mean honestly it's you watch 15 minutes of it well i saw a clip of it the other day you know how it just automatically plays when you hit on a show which can be kind of annoying yes but it just automatically played and i was like oh polo i don't know maybe i'll save it but maybe not
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They've had some other stuff that's gone belly up.
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Gustavo: A Venezuelan Love Story
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Chica to my Gringo, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
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Gustavo: A Venezuelan Love Story
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. A special Saturday episode of the commercial break because you didn't ask, but we're giving it to you anyway.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
I don't know. It just would run all that, you know, it would just run over and over again. I think after a while, she just hated that movie. Plus, I think as a kid, if you watched it while, when you were a kid, you kind of like identified with the kid. A little bit. In there. So I think that kind of, you know, stuck.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Yes, the National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund.
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Breast cancer research, vaccines, all kinds of stuff.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
And it's been on for forever now.
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Holiday monsters? I mean, Grinch, I guess, is one.
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Oh, oh, no. I'm not familiar with a lot of the Christmas monsters.
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In many places... It's kind of possum-like.
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They have a thing in the trolls over there.
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That's one way to make your kids behave.
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I have not, but there's a lot of different stuff out there that includes... THC, psilocybin, all kinds of different stuff.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
I mean, how do they keep up with all the names of these different creatures?
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
And we're going right in there with you. So there's a rogue team and a Bigfoot?
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Well, that's what I was saying. I'm thinking maybe that the other half of them, maybe that's the rogue team.
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And they look so fit to go chasing after things.
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Well, let's see. I mean, one that's got to be on there is National Lampoon.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Huckleberry! Huckleberry! Oh, my God. Poor Huckleberry.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
That was a flashback maybe to where they were there before.
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Like the tiniest branch. Like the tiniest branch. Ever. Look at this.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Well, maybe it's not the other part of the team, then, because they would be calling them by their names.
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Like a year ago, too, right? Or whenever he was there last?
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Like, is it going to turn you to stone like Medusa?
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And why have they sent them there?
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I thought that was like a baby making noise or something.
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I think there's some people out there that might believe it.
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That looked pretty professional, actually. It's typed out and everything.
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Ah, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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People do go crazy over it. I mean, it's an interesting take on the Christmas classic.
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No, no, it's called something different, but it's got Goldie Hawn in it, too, in, like, the second installment of it. Anyways, I thought those were cute.
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I know, I know. I do love it, though. I love the first one.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
I remember watching it. I didn't love it, but I could be up for watching it again.
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It's been around forever and it's got a good story.
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12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
It really is. You had to actually do that. There's a spiral in there.
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12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
So let's see where they're coming from. Exhibit A.
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12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
When did it say it's an occult game? No, they did not say that.
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12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
I think your mind is frazzled. He's like a Dr. Phil.
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12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
It is. We have to embrace it after all this time. It took a while, but we have to.
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You were making fun of me earlier for not watching. There's a very good reason I have never seen this.
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Remember. I mean, those people that are in the audience, they're... Yeah.
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It's fun. It's not just about the lessons, but they make it fun.
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Yeah, they dance around. The little family's so cute.
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Yeah, what he was preaching here really worked because today, Pokemon has been eradicated.
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No, unless people were running into each other.
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Now we're getting to the root of things here.
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Oh, he's not coming. Santa's coming. No Christmas for you kids.
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Well, and for any of you out there, listeners that have watched The Righteous Gemstones on HBO, they had to have modeled the firstborn son. I can't remember his name on there, but after this guy.
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He was Kenny Powers. Kenny Powers, yeah. I forget his actor name.
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God, when you say it, I'm going to remember it. Sorry.
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What? No, it's a, what is, I mean, it's a maze. They're showing a time.
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And I don't think that's a. Like the googly eye, the hypnotic eyes.
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I can't believe we haven't heard about this at the 21 convention.
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I know. I was trying to figure out if that was the glare.
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She does interviews. I listened to like the first one.
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Did you find it well? It was okay, but I never went back to it.
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Yes, his gestures and miming out a kid in a candy jar.
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But don't cross that line, bitch. Thrusting energy. Thank you.
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Or they're going to actually say, shut the fuck up, and you don't need me to change your diaper.
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Yeah, your relationship or friend or whatever.
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I see. You see? You see here? You see what I'm talking about?
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Well, it said, that was just the headline. It just said, why, you know, one in 10 dads, or one in 100 dads are finding out they're not the child of their... Their child is not theirs.
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Anybody got questions for Zan? Are you here to see Zan? No, no, no, no, no. The indoor pool's that way. Anybody else here for Zan? Free books at the end of the conference. Zan, did you hear what he had to say?
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Warriors and poets. I don't think that that's what he said. No.
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But there's a lot of people... Thank goodness for the PowerPoint behind him.
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so the guy asked specifically how do I transition how do those two things live between the poet and the warrior and how do I really do that and Zahn ended up telling him just everybody forgive themselves yeah forgive yourself and you don't do it you don't transition you do it simultaneously yeah same at the same time drag the woman by the hair while you're telling her how much you love her haiku no
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I have no idea. You're the twin. I can't believe you haven't researched this.
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Did he say ease and delight or ease into light?
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King Solomon went out and found... He just nodded, uh-huh, and nodded, uh-uh. Mic drop.
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And then you're easing and delighting your way through life.
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Mark Twain said this. What did Mark Twain say?
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This one, for instance. This book I'm about to give you for free, for instance.
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He's trying to be enlightened in some sort of way.
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But by the time this comes out, they're probably back together.
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They might just be attracted back together like magnets.
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They did. They got back together. Oh, are they back together? No, not now. They're definitely done now. But there was a period of time when they were breakup makeup, married, divorced.
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I thought she's... She's definitely got a certain attraction.
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She does have a je ne sais quoi, other than just obviously her physical beauty. But she's, yeah, she just seems fun. And also she's a mother, so she's kind of got that side to her. And now she's got that show, but basically where she went back to the beach, her beach house... In Canada. Oh, she did?
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No, all those kids that were on 90210 were way older than high school.
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Oh, you had your kick recently, like a few years ago.
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And she took the opportunity to cash in on it.
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So then this morning I go in there, same young lady, and I think that she may have caught on to what's going on because of what I said. And so now I feel like my bubble has burst a little bit. I'm no longer safe in this Starbucks. So I'm going to have to find a different coffee shop to go to.
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I'm going to leave everybody at that coffee shop because I don't want anybody at the next coffee shop to know what I'm doing. Do you know what I'm saying, Chrissy? I am literally embarrassed of what we do here.
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I embrace it when I'm not talking to people, but when I'm talking to people, I'm embarrassed. I know the feeling. I know. It's a hard thing to get over. I know we've touched on this, you know, for, I don't know, we've probably had this conversation.
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Ten episodes. But I'm visiting it again because every time one of these things happens, then I start to feel that sense of, like, how exactly do I tell someone what I do where they won't know the name of the show so they can never hear about all of the shenanigans I have decided to yap about on this silly fucking show? How do I do that? It's clear I'm never getting another job. I get that part.
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Yeah. And then we're going to say, oh, listen, it's about friendship. Take a listen to Holding Space. When people ask me what the podcast is about, I go, it's about friendship. That's what I say.
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I'm okay with that. I've embraced that part. I'm not getting another job unless I create that job for myself, where even I will be suspicious of my own resume. Should I hire Brian? I don't know if I want this guy as my CEO. I know it's my company and I'm hiring myself, but I don't know if I want myself working for myself. You know what I'm saying? Like severance, I think I need to be severed.
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I think I need to have two different employees, right? But there's this sense of, you know, I don't know.
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Disgust about everything that I've done here on the commercial break. I'm feeling kind of a clump.
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Well – She knows that I feel a certain way. Okay. And so she is also taking your, like Jeff's road. She's like, we should be proud of it. Yeah. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. You should feel good about what you're doing. And I'm like, talking about ice penis? Is that really what you want me to feel good about?
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Yeah, me too. You know, I don't exactly know where to find it. I'm going to give me your number and I'll text you how you find that.
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You know what? This is a good idea. This is a good idea that you and I should do an absolutely in this tone of voice episode where we just talk about.
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Yeah. Where we talk about TV shows or something. The benefits of therapy.
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That's what we should do. The benefits of therapy. We should do it like a life coaching episode.
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Listen, text me 212-433-3822. If you would be okay, if we just put out one episode where Chrissy and I can point to that episode for anyone, because if we can make it boring enough. And if it can just be enough platitudes and, you know, bullshit.
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Same shit I hear from every other podcaster, right? Life coaching shit. If we could just do one episode. Actually, not even one episode. Just give us 30 minutes because no one makes it past minute number 10 when you're talking about platitudes. That's true. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes. Just let me rehash some old Jay Shetty shit. I'll put it out here.
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And that way Chrissy and I can say, you know what you should start off with? Start with that one. Yeah. Start off with holding space. It's the name of the episode. Episode number 333. It's holding space. It's a great representation of what we do here. And I'll be like, well, Chrissy, I was fighting with my inner child this morning. I had a bad dream.
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I had to get up and I really had to hold space for myself. I had to take a walk and tell myself that my inner child is okay and just keep going. Things will get better and we'll just keep on going like that. Forgive yourself. Let's take a phone call from a listener and then I'll be the listener we take a phone call from. I'll change my voice. And I'll be like, I love you guys.
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You've been so, you've helped me out in so many situations. Thank God you're here. I like this idea. Yeah, I do too. All right, we're going to have to do this. Sorry. It's because we're embarrassed of what we do. We're not embarrassed of you, the listener. We're embarrassed for ourselves.
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Yeah, we're thankful for you. We want you to stick around. It's the other people we worry about. It's the people at Starbucks that I'm worried about, really.
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Yeah. Somebody's on to me. I feel it. I can sense it. I just got a different look today. And I was like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. What did I say? What did I do? You also got to understand, after 800 hours of this fucking show, sometimes you're going to say things. It's hard. Yeah, that you just don't mean. You're just saying it to say it. And, yeah. Okay. All right. So, episode.
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The episode called Holding Space. You download it, but you're allowed to not listen to it. Okay? It's going to be like a 35-minute show where Chrissy and I are going to be really low-key. I'm going to change the opening music to some frilly corporate bullshit that I find on some music site. And then we're just going to talk lightly for 35 minutes about your inner child.
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Yeah. And then we're going to say, oh, listen, it's about friendship.
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When people ask me what the podcast is about, I go, it's about friendship. Friendship! That's what I say.
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I just can't get over saying it. I don't know. Ice penis sounds good to me. I like it. I like ice penis. OK, listen to the ice penis episode. Skip the holding space episode. All right. Let's do this. Let's take a break. When we get back, I got a good one for you today. I think that we you know, they say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Right.
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Chris and Joey Hoadley. Best to you. Great to have you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Sketching a little bit of the RFK Jr. What do they call that? Confirmation. Confirmation hearing. Wow.
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I think we have been imitated and by imitated by someone we have imitated many times.
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Yeah, we're going to the third level of Inception with you. When we get back, John Anthony Lifestyle reviews Zahn Perrion, almost in the words of the commercial break, reviewing Zahn Perrion as John Anthony Lifestyle. We'll take a break. We'll be back.
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Well, there's just a lot to be chewed on when it comes to RFK Jr., but all the Kennedys, I think, are in the same boat. So I don't want to talk politics on the show, but that is one of the more interesting 15 minutes of television I have watched this year. I will say that. Congratulations to everybody involved in making great TV for the afternoon. It's fantastic. So here we are.
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All right, Anne, we're back. I was just reading that Limp Bizkit had sued Universal, claiming that they had never received any royalties ever for the music that they produced. And that they withheld royalties in the hundreds of millions of dollars, and so Limp Bizkit wants out of their contract. so that they can go sell their music independently or whatever they want to do with it.
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And then the Universal Music filed a motion to dismiss, and then the judge partially dismissed the lawsuit. So that's crazy. I mean, I don't, there's nothing, Limp Bizkit is not my thing, never was my thing. But I do have to say this, is that Limp Bizkit probably sold a couple albums. Or hundreds of millions, I mean, not hundreds, they probably made hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Well, I guess, you know, they did some, I don't know, some kind of accounting and said, hey, where's all the money, right? And Universal Music just never paid them any royalties. I find that hard to believe. Like after 30 years, all of a sudden you realize the royalties are missing? You didn't think that check would show up sooner than that? Before now? Yeah.
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And maybe that's part, I don't know why the judge granted the dismissal, but maybe that's part of it. Anyway, the music business is a hot fucking mess. You know who else is a hot fucking mess? John Anthony Lifestyle is a hot fucking mess. Now here, follow the bouncing ball, if you would please, children. Chrissy and I found Zon Perignon, Zon Perignon, whatever his name is, Perignon, Perignon.
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Like Dom Perignon? Yeah, he's part Italian, part Asian. Don Perignon.
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uh we found him because of the 21 convention a place where we have found a lot of pickup artists and we decided that we're just going to review some of the content that's going on at the 21 convention which is always a hoot and always just a bunch of always a good time yeah it's always a good time it's always a bunch of yahoos talking about yahoo shit trying to convince other guys a few in the audience that they too can get laid at any moment if they just follow these 10 steps
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Never giving any information that would clearly lead to you getting in an actual relationship. It's like, this is how not to get into a relationship is usually how it goes. So, you know, if you listen to the commercial break, you know. So we find Zahn in this buried video in the 21 convention.
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And we have also done videos about John Anthony and John Anthony Lifestyle, who is another pickup artist who all of a sudden has decided he is going to break down pickup artist videos, too. So get this. John Anthony Lifestyle pickup artist breaking down Zahn Perignon's pickup artist videos. The coincidental thing is just how closely the two of us have broken down those videos together.
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The exact same video within two weeks of each other. And ours was first. Now, I have a suspicion, a suspicion like I do about a lot of things. And I'm probably wrong about all of them.
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I've been right about a couple. I do have a suspicion. that John may know that we have broken down his videos, and he may have been keeping an eye on our videos. And now he decided that since we broke down the Zahn video, it was fit for King, just like him, to break down also.
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So now I present to you, if you follow this bouncing ball, the commercial break, breaking down, John Anthony lifestyle, breaking down, Zahn pairing on, in this style of the commercial break. We are in the inception, children. Yes, we are. Here we go. Wow, he has really upped his game. Yeah, his intro is trash. But it's better than when we first started doing it.
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He definitely upped his intro. He is now like a full podcaster. He's got the same microphones we do. He's got the same microphone stands we do. He's breaking down the same videos we are.
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Speaking of predators, Harvey Weinstein says he needs to get a trial quick and get the hell out of this hellhole. That's what he said to the judge. I need to get the hell out of this hellhole. Oh, I'm sorry, Harvey.
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But the difference is, John has about 250,000 more subscribers than we do. So good. So one on us, John. You have one up on us.
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I love how he's in a studio and the studio, the huge picture behind him that's in full bore is just some woman's naked ass. Lovely. From the back, yeah. You know what you're getting with John.
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Good riddance. Well, to be fair, there's a few conventions I've spoken at, too, where I clearly didn't want to be a part of it.
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That's right. Sometimes they'll get a couple of the heads in the front row. Yeah. And it's clear that there are many empty seats.
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John. John, you are doing the exact same thing. Wrapping, like... Telling every other PUA that their PUA style is bad but yours is any better is certainly the kettle calling the pot black, for sure. But you're throwing the entire baby out with the bathwater here because largely your shit is based on the same fucking tired, semi-pseudo-scientific bullshit that every pickup artist uses.
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Listen, you're getting all your comeuppance, and I think you deserve that. Absolutely. If any of the shit that is correct about you is true.
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And you claim that you've bedded 4,000 women by using your system, quote unquote, which is to rotate in and out 17 women at any given night, which is horseshit. unless you're paying for them, which we figured out you were.
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Just like the sad, searing acids in your stomach when you have bad diarrhea. Up and out, Chris. Up and out. Just like your jizz. Up and out.
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Wow, this guy's got a little comedy routine falling flat at every turn.
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Yeah, I don't think he's going anywhere. I mean, I think the judge overturned his first conviction for something or other, but then made him stay in jail while they proceeded with the second trial. It was like a technicality or something. And so he said, no, don't go anywhere. Stay there. And listen, innocent until proven guilty. But he was proven guilty. There's some technicality got him out.
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I guess breaking down the videos consists of him laughing at everything that Zahn says. Yeah, it is.
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Yeah, going to black and white for effect. Anytime you put black and white on a laugh, you know you're getting a laugh, Chrissy. Hey, Marco, our video editor. Marco, black and white, here.
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Was there one bit of wisdom that he gave that Zahn Perignon didn't? At least Zahn's trying. Masturbation. Like, when you listen to this, you're like, oh, cool. What did he say about masturbation? I don't know. He said it's... I don't know. I'm already lost here. I don't know why we're breaking down this video in this manner. No, I don't know why he's breaking down this video in this manner.
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It got him unguilty. And I think the judge saw through it. So, yeah, Harvey Weinstein, one of the one of the more shitty people. Speaking of like Harvey Weinstein in the movie making business, I've been talking to a lot of friends here in Atlanta. who are not super jazzed about the movie-making scene here in Atlanta right now.
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He laughs. I know this guy, this podcaster, who literally cut his laugh and he'll drop it into his own show like a laugh track. I know he's doing it. I know for sure he's doing it. And it cracks me up every time. I'm like, you're putting your own laugh track? Yeah. which is yourself into your own show. It's kind of weird, bro.
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He's out for Zahn. But the amount of knowledge that we are gaining just by us breaking down, John Anthony breaking down, Zahn Perignon breaking down how you get a woman is unbelievable. Michael Anthony, John Anthony, Michael Anthony.
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Yeah, Michael Anthony Hall. Oh, wait, isn't Michael Anthony from Van Halen? Isn't that the bassist from Van Halen?
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Am I right about that? I think I'm right about that. Anyway, the amount of knowledge that we are getting from John Anthony.
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He's not providing shit here. He's just laughing at Zahn.
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Yeah, we're actually talking about what Zahn is saying. Yeah, we're not the dating coaches. That's right.
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Click the link below. Strategy call. How good must your business be if you're doing 30 minute strategy calls on your... Quick. Quick. You know, I tried to get him to, I tried to do this, but it didn't work. Yeah.
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I dare you, bro. I dare you to show us how that works.
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He brought a girl home from like, you know, I don't know.
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Yeah, it was a kiosk in the mall. Like a get your ear pierced here kind of thing.
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She convinced the girl to come back to the house and then it didn't work out in his favor. But he tried. He pulls tail all the time.
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Run your dates. 17 in rotation at any given time. Wasn't it 17?
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Yeah, it's shrunk by 40% or 50% over the last couple of years. I have family that works there. My brother works in the business. We have friends that work in the business.
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I mean, they're testimonials in a sense, but who's testifying is the question.
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That's a new thing the kids are doing. Shaving a line into your head because the part in your hair hasn't quite matured.
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And apparently the word on the street is the reason why Atlanta became such a popular place to film over the last two decades was the tax incentives that were signed into law by our state government here, giving essentially a bunch of tax rebates if you came and you filmed here and you hired locally.
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Okay, I'm on John Anthony's side on this one. What exactly are you teaching us?
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Well, yeah, if you're going to block off that attacky nature that men have to like grab a woman's apple ass. John, you're not teaching these guys anything that they really need to know. I mean, I agree with John Anthony here. This is all a little woo woo bullshit, right? Your energy, your thrusting energy is not getting you any closer to a solid relationship with a woman.
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That's not going to happen. But I promise you. promise you that John Anthony Lifestyle's 30-minute strategy coaching call is also not going to get you any closer to getting laid. This is all horseshit. Be a normal human being, for God's sakes. All right, let's take a break. We'll be back.
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And back here with John Anthony Lifestyle, breaking down Zahn Perrion. The commercial break, doing the same thing to John Anthony. It's a little confusing, but try and keep up. We've already broken down this Zahn Perrion video. It's somewhere. I forgot. Oh, The Thrusting in Nature of Man is the name of the episode. Now I remember it. Probably in the 300s.
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So for years and years and years, movies could save tens of millions of dollars, you know, percentages off the top by X factor. And they could do that just by filming here in the city. Also, the weather is nice. You know, we don't have some of the drama that you see out in California, you know, the big studios and the big prices that go along with the big studios.
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I think it's the first video we did of Zahn. I think we did a better job than John Anthony did because all John Anthony seems to be doing is just laughing at Zahn. And then promoting his own.
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Your dick just dragging on the floor. Ice penis, if you don't mind. Yes. Yes. See what happened when that guy tried to get down on the floor with his energy? He got stuck on the cement and by his poor penis. Yes.
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Toastmasters. Actually, I had a friend that just completed a Toastmasters course.
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Yeah, it teaches you how to speak in front of people without, teaches you how to give a toast without totally flipping your fucking balls.
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Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. Humpty Dumpty fell on his balls. I didn't mean anything by it. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. Humpty Dumpty forgot he had balls.
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I think Zahn's been trying to get hard for a long time.
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And it costs a million dollars to film on Rodeo Drive because they all understand the value and how much money floats around that movie making system. Well, the same thing has happened here in Atlanta. I had a friend that is like a site producer, like someone who goes out and looks for sites. Scout. And he was saying that...
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just such a dumb way to like try to paint this stuff imagine you're a guy and you're trying to follow this you're like okay uh my top energy is uh black and white here we go black and white for effect uh used by all the great filmmakers i might want to remind you for uh francis ford coppola scorsese scorsese spielberg john anthony lifestyle
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We also have wasted a lot of our life watching you try and convince us that you can pull any girl in the world when in fact the uglier secret might be that you're paying some of them.
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Actually, I was just going to say the same thing. I think there is a laugh track. And when he does it, there's always that, you know, he's always panning in on himself. Why do we need to see you close up laughing? Marco, get this shot.
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Beautiful lower thrusting. Beautiful lowing thrusting energy. Don't you love it, Chrissy, when some strange man with a beer belly comes up?
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Dragging his dick across the floor. His old man Harry T's just coming out the bottom of his pant leg. And he starts banging his hip on your ass.
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I can almost hear the gears grinding inside of John Anthony's head. I can, it's like I look at him and I just hear...
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Both. Yeah. I think Zahn, at least he's a good bullshitter, right? He's got a flow. He's got something going on up there. I don't agree with any of it, but he's got something going on up there. He knows how to talk, right? John just laughs. And like, you can see it's like he's mouth breathing.
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Part of the reason why the Atlanta movie business is getting tougher and tougher is because you used to be able to go to knock on somebody's door and say, hey, I want to film at your house. And they would be like, yeah, sure. They'd be like, well, we'll give you $500 a day.
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Listen, every woman already knows this, Zahn. They, some may enjoy having a sweaty, hairy man. Man on top of them. Some may just do it because that's part of the game. Some say, I occasionally enjoy having sex with a man. Everybody knows, and men too, that it's much easier to get yourself off than have somebody else do it. But occasionally it's fun to make it a two-player game.
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It's just like Nintendo Switch. Occasionally it's fun to do a two-player game.
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I know that after having bedded 4,000 women across the world, that mouth of yours is probably pretty good at going down on women.
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Yeah. You ever had, the other week I cleaned out my disposal and in the pee trap, there was just like this weird smelly gook. Yeah. I imagine that's what's on Jan Anthony's beard.
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We haven't done Ross. Oh, we haven't done Ross. Oh, thanks for cluizing it. Cluing us in here.
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I think it's called a body count, first of all. I think that's the nomenclature all the kids are using. But second of all, under 100, I'd love to be over four. You know what I'm saying?
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When the going rate in Los Angeles might be like $10,000 a day, they would say, we'll give you $500 a day and we'll make sure everything's cleaned up when you're done. We'll give you a new roof or we'll paint your walls or whatever. And people would be like, that's great. Fantastic. Right. But now that it's been going on for so long here in the city, it's become very similar in nature.
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Ross Jeffries. Write that down. Let's make sure we get a note. Where's the notebook? I think we need the notebook back.
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I don't know, but I think we need it because, you know, we need it. Ross Jeffries.
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Okay. I have heard of this. We did. Somebody else referenced that. Someone else put this. Neuro language processing or something like that.
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What are you talking about? Oh, my God. Oh, John Anthony.
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If only we could get in on that strategy call. Well, this is not to be, at least not right now. All right, here's what you do. Well, you know what? First, I want to say this. I want to say that if you like the show, despite all of my musings and my arguments and my embarrassment, if you like the show, sharing is caring.
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Do us a favor and share it with someone who you think might like the commercial break. That's like the biggest favor you can do is we get a text messages all the time. I love you. You know, there's anything we can do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Here's something you can do. You can share the show, share it on your social media, share it to a friend.
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Put it on your next PTA meeting website or something like that. You can help us out by simply sharing the show. We certainly would appreciate it. Also, like and subscribe on your favorite podcast player. That's a big one. Follow us, Spotify, Apple, the free Odyssey app, anywhere you listen to podcasts. Make sure you follow us so that you get those downloads. You can also talk to us, 212-433-3822.
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That's 212-433-3822. 3TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, we take them via voicemail or text message and yes, it will be one of us. Someone that works here at the commercial break responding to you. Oftentimes, Chrissy, I will respond because I'm just here late night having some fun doing endless editing.
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Yeah, everybody understands the value of it. And so now they're no longer, we're no longer a bunch of dumb rednecks out here in Atlanta. Now we're Hollywood tax. Yeah. Now we know exactly what it costs to rent my house. $10,000 a day. I want craft services and a hand shandy by your on-site masseuse. No ice penis for me. I want it hot.
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Avoiding my responsibilities with my wife and children. So I'll just sit here and respond to text messages. Actually, that's a favorite pastime of mine. Good. So 212-433-3TCB. Let us know how you're feeling. We certainly would appreciate it. Add The Commercial Break on Instagram. TCB Podcast on TikTok. And now, every single episode of The Commercial Break is available on YouTube.
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Check out the new studio. Chrissy and I here having some fun. It looks good. I think it sounds good.
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And our video editing production team is just doing a fantastic job. YouTube.com slash TCB. the commercial break. And those videos usually air the very same day that they air here on the RSS feed. Also, TCBpodcast.com. All the audio, all the video right there on the website if you so choose. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.
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Best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say, and we must say, Goodbye!
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So the business has really taken a knock here in Atlanta, and there's less filming going on here than has been in the previous five or six years, which is not good for the people who work in the business.
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He built like a hotel and a studio and, you know, yeah, the Tyler Perry Studios. And then that guy from Chick-fil-A, the Kathy, Kathy, Truett Kathy and his son, they built a huge complex that was bought by the James Bond. What is that? The what do they call them? What was the studios? Anyway, James Bond, the company who makes James Bond, the production company, they bought into that big section.
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They built whole towns around these huge studios down south of Atlanta. There was a guy that I knew, Ryan Millsap. He built a huge studio here. He took an old Kroger distribution center, like a grocery store distribution center. It was huge. I'm talking like hundreds of acres under roof. And he repurposed it into a studio when Kroger no longer needed the facilities anymore.
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And spent millions, hundreds of millions of dollars. And now they're, you know, some of them are used and some of them are going empty. So we'll see what happens in the Atlanta business. Listen, I also think that Atlanta is a good place to film for a lot of celebrities because it's cheap to get a second home here. It's a rather nice place to live.
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And we've been seeing so many celebrities for so long, the novelty has worn off. It's like celebrities can come here and not feel super accosted.
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I have a story about him that I just cannot share on air.
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I have a wild story about Owen Wilson. And I love him. And I love him and I love his brothers. One of my favorite movies of all time is a movie called Bottle Rockets. which is Wes Anderson's, like, second film.
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It is very much unlike most Wes Anderson films, and it's a story about, like, some essentially college kids who think that they're, like, big-time thieves, but they're really not big-time thieves. They kind of fuck up everything that they do. But Luke and Owen Wilson star in this movie, and it is just so incredibly... touching and funny and brilliantly done as all most Wes Anderson films are.
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And Owen Wilson is the star of this movie. He is so fucking good as this guy Dignan in the movie. And I used to quote this movie all the time. So I was such a big fan of Owen Wilson and then a chance encounter. And it was wild. I mean, it was just wild. Of course I saw that guy. Um, I wish I could remember his name, but of course I'm not going to be able to remember it.
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Now I was at a target one time and I, uh, Lev, um, what's his name uh liam shriver yeah is that liam shriver uh okay liam shriver was at the target with his wife who is uh who's his wife this is this is where you know we might need a fact checker here in the studio Liev... Liev Schreiber. And he is married to... Taylor Neeson. He was married to Naomi Watts. That's who he was married to.
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So I saw him and Naomi Watts in a Target here in Atlanta one day. It was like 9.30 at night, and I was getting deodorant or something. And I was half-cocked because I had been drinking at the bar. And I stop at this Target, and I'm in the grocery part, and then there's Liev Driver. And I had a second take and a third take and a fourth take. And I said, hey, you're that guy.
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And he was like, yeah, yeah, hey, nice to meet you. And so I shook his hand and then I was like, hey, you're that lady. I had no idea what their names were. And I was like, hey, you're that guy and you're that lady. And they were all just very pleasant about it. Yeah, they're regular people too. Yeah, well, listen, when I get recognized on the streets... I have to take it in stride.
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You can't let it go to your head. Sometimes it's hard to be out there in public when you have a face that's known so well. When you have a face that's known by over 36 YouTube subscribers, there's a good chance that you're going to run into somebody that's going to recognize you. I mean, we have over 6,000 Instagram followers now. 5,986 of which live in Venezuela.
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But if I was to go down there and allowed actually in the country, I'm sure I would be recognized everywhere on the street. The only place I've ever been recognized is Mempho. Mempho. Of all places. Mempho. Some bartender in Memphis. Yeah. I thought you were putting me on there, actually, when that bartender recognized me. I thought you were putting me on. I really did.
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I thought Chrissy put me up to this. But no, I was famous. I was only famous for that one bartender because I can promise you for the rest of the weekend, no one knew who I was. That tent went empty the rest of the weekend. But we had fun, didn't we?
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Oh, yeah, that is right. I do remember that. Yeah, we got violently ill. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. We had a great time. We got Violent Leo and we had to bail on the last day. I was like, I'm sorry. I think we were there for half the day. And then I was like, we did. And I remember flying back to Atlanta and just not just feeling really shitty. Feeling shitty is one thing.
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Feeling shitty on an airplane is a different thing altogether. And you feel bad that you're getting into an airplane, getting into a plastic tube that where everybody is circulating the same air. You really do feel bad. But this is pre-masks and, you know, no one wore masks. And what are you going to do? You want to get home. You want to go to your house.
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So while the best policy would have been just stay in the hotel until I felt better, then get on the plane. Fuck that. I didn't have the money to stay in the hotel. So I had to go. I had to go. The plane ticket wasn't going to get changed. I had to go. Speaking of like being recognized. So I go up to this Starbucks, you know, the Starbucks. I go up there all the time.
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That's like your cheers. Everybody knows you there. It is my tears. I don't do a lot of drinking anymore. So when I go up to Starbucks, everybody says, hello, Brian. And it makes me feel good. And it's like one of the few interactions I have outside of the studio on a daily basis. Right.
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Allison did, too. You know, I went out to lunch or coffee with Allison and the same thing happened. She's like, you really weren't kidding. Like, everybody does know who you are. And I'm like, yeah, I'm the guy. I show up here every morning. To be fair, there are also lots of regulars where I do see this happening, too.
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Like, I'm not the only guy that they say, you know, they're just good at remembering names and making people feel welcome.
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Foam. And then I asked for a cup of the foam and she said, no, I'm not allowed to do that. And I was like, even for Brian? Even for Brian?
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Yeah. So I go up there the other day and there's this girl. And but by the way, I have never been asked. I have never said what I do for a living. Never. Right. So it's my little place. It's my little safe house. I don't have to talk to anybody about what I do. No one has to. I don't have to worry that anyone has heard what I've said on the commercial break.
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Yeah. They know exactly what I want. The drink is usually ready. The usual. That's right. The usual. Yeah. Yes. Get me highly caffeinated so I get anxious and then go on air. Please. That's what I want. Whatever that is. Give me that. So it's my little it's like a little bubble. I don't have to worry about it. Like we go to this, you know, event at one of the schools the other night.
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And I very much worry that there's that because our information is available to most of the parents. Right. Like, there was an email sent around a couple of weeks ago, and the email accidentally revealed, like, CC'd everybody instead of be CCing everybody. And so what's the first thing that you do? You Google everybody's extension. Like, oh, he works at axcom.com. What's axcom.com, right?
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He works at tiddlywinks.org. Let me see what that is, right? It's just one of those things that I think everybody gets curious about and get curious about, and you go start stalking people. That's what we do in the day of the Internet. Yeah. Okay, so that sounded like a 10-pound bomb went off. And that was just my phone dropping on the floor.
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The episode called Holding Space, you download it, but you're allowed to not listen to it. Right. Okay? It's going to be like a 35-minute show where Chrissy and I are going to be really low-key. I'm going to change the opening music to some frilly corporate bullshit that I find on some music site. And then we're just going to talk lightly for 35 minutes about your inner child.
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I know. Well, there's also this hollow table that picks up any noise in the entire house. So... But I also know that this works both ways. So now I know not only and I know that they probably did their research before we even got to the school that, you know, people are just whatever. They're nosy.
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But then I also know that now that everybody's email extension has been sent out there, that probably a good chunk of the parents understand who we are, what we do. OK, so I go there and I feel a little bit uncomfortable.
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Yeah, don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. It was a mistake to leave that one, to give that one in the first place. But I did. I didn't think it was going to go out public. You know, I didn't think it was going to go out public. And if the administrators of the school know, well, then they know. Whatever. But, you know, all the parents.
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Yes. So now my bubble is burst. Now I don't feel, you know, I quickly move through conversations. I move from one parent to the next so I don't have to answer any questions. You know, I know how to do this dance.
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Hey, I noticed that you do a podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, not me. No, that was a long time ago. My twin brother does the podcast. I work for the podcast. I'm actually the guy who's telling him not to say all that crazy shit. So that's not my bubble, but my bubble is over at the Starbucks.
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So I go in the other day and I'm having just a light conversation about television shows, a subject that comes up, right? It's something you talk about with strangers. television shows comes up and one of the girls behind the counter goes, you know what I love? You know, I'm watching, I'm watching Severance. You ever seen it? I go, Oh, that gets me started. Right. I'm like, Oh, I love Severance.
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It's so great. It's all good. And I go, I actually had a chance to work with, you know, to do some work for the Severance, new Severance podcast, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I don't think much of it. It's just conversation. I don't say what I do. I'm not even really thinking about what I'm saying. I just said that I was excited to do this, to do some work with the Severance podcast.
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Yeah, I agree. After watching that documentary, I was like, oh my God. I know.
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And he still said that he actually wasn't doing that. I mean, it was a big sting operation. He just arrested a bunch of people in there and said that that's what they were doing, was indecent exposure, because you can't arrest somebody for just sitting in there and watching a movie, but they wanted to get everybody. And then from then on, because he had done the children's show. That's it.
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That was back too in the... 80s, 90s, wenn... The wingding 90s. I mean, the tabloid culture was so crazy.
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Oh, the late night shows ran with it like crazy. Everybody was joking.
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Yeah, it is. And the movie came first. I guess in my memory, I couldn't remember, but the movie came first. And then the show.
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They're like, you know, they're an hour and a half long each, right?
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It's a beautiful lake, too. Yeah, Chautauqua's great. Yeah. Well, no, it'll drain by nearly 20 feet for as long as eight years.
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My mom had a very morbid sense of humor. She did. So she would find this hilarious, is why I'm laughing.
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Just because you put on a lab coat doesn't mean... Does not make you a doctor.
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Okay, we'll get it on the break and we'll see if it's airable. We will, yeah.
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Dann, wenn sie sich von dem verlassen fühlen, werden sie durch diese Gegend gehen. Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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Yeah, when you go up the hill, down the hill, back up.
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Hard-earned money. That's the part that's more wild to me, is that there's enough people to go.
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You overloaded it with all of the commercial break episodes.
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They're really nice. I've been in some that are very nice. Very nice. Like marble floors and like this.
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Full size. Look at that. No, I know. I checked into the RV thing because there's a company where you can rent people's RVs.
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No, it's okay. I mean... This is very interesting and sad, yes.
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That's a good way to put it. This reel of the RV looks nice. Yeah, let's get out of here. I know. What are we doing?
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Trying to find a place to turn around. Yeah, trying to find a place to turn around.
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Wow. Yeah, because think about it, it is a lot of like menial tasks. It is a lot. Data entry.
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Yeah, spreadsheet creation. Organization. All of that, yeah.
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The audience listeners will know when AI has actually taken over is when everything that Brian is saying is correct.
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I did read a statistic, too, that was interesting, that was saying people are really, and especially the younger generation kind of coming into the workforce now, is they're more interested in having AI done right, but slower, you know, development and slower, rather than have it just be fast and not right. Yeah. So that's at least comforting.
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Yeah, it's definitely the Wild West and very beginning stages of everything.
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Maybe that's why he's not getting a cabinet position or a position in the White House.
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I mean, if this is true, well then, I mean, if he really was doing it, then, you know, talk about living in bubbles. I mean, he's just living in his own bubble.
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That's true. And she was really prominent before. She gave that speech. Yes. Aye! Was that at like a 4th of July thing? Or was, am I thinking of the governor or the, what, the Dakotas?
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That was one of the things I was going to point out was it will at least stop that.
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Yeah, there's quite a few of those that have and they have tons and tons of followers.
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Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no. I mean, it's here, I think. I think it's already here.
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Well, I mean, for medical uses... I think medical and health, yeah.
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It'll be okay. It'll be okay. Don't go too far down the rabbit hole. I'm trying not to. Yeah.
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And I can't believe that I'm not seeing any of this on any of my news sites.
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It's such an unhealthy relationship. I saw earlier that the one mom was like, she's trying to take my son away. Yes.
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Yeah, I never dated any guys that were like that. Okay. They had horrible relationships with their mother.
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I mean, when I moved out too, I was gone. I was like, that's good. We fly.
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And my parents encouraged it. I could always come back. I would come back and stay a night, hang out, you know. My parents were fun. But yeah, no, even like when I was broke, I was not like, well, I'll just move back home.
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Well, I mean, I get tons of newsletters that have plenty of bad things about it.
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No, but I mean, I've literally seen nothing about this whole situation.
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They do. They have the psychologists and everybody that really try to do a match.
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Well, a phone bill thing is one thing because there are the family plans and whatever. But in addition, everything else and living at the house, no.
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What am I going to do with my NBC Plus... Peacock? Peacock, yeah.
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I saw a headline about something about a video of him, but I didn't click on it.
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Oh, yeah. It certainly happened.
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I'm so bummed we didn't know each other.
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I would have been right there with you. Of course you would have.
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Well, at least it was Papa John's pizza and not bologna sandwiches.
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Yeah, who doesn't love a good blues fest? That's right. And the mountain blues.
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The adventures of Jam Land Productions.
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Wow. I think it was 2017 was the first, so yeah.
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Justin Bieber's best friend for a while.
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What are these episodes he's doing?
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I mean, you had a full-blown other girlfriend.
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He might have had some hair work done.
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It is nice. He's got a lot of gold chains on. Oh, yeah, the gold chains. Oh, wait. Does his one necklace have an L?
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You were? Well, I was a brownie, which is the one right before Girl Scouts. And then I think I did Girl Scouts for one year. So I just did like brownie one year and Girl Scout one year.
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I can't remember. I was so young.
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It's got a neon cross on the back.
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I mean, like everybody's just been on bated breath waiting to see what they have been doing for three years.
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Here's a roast I would like to see. Yes. This is the roast. It's coming.
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Yes. All the things. Because he had a full-blown relationship with her, didn't he?
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Well, he didn't even tell her he was married at first.
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Yeah, I didn't think you could just charge whatever you wanted.
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Why does he have a QR code popped up there?
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Yeah, that's all he cared about was his reputation.
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I mean, the difference between six and seven, okay, but $15?
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I was going to say, preach it, Bongo Brian.
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I mean, just all about the him, him, him reputation. What did I look like? What was going on?
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Think what they're going to think. I mean, well, it was just kind of cut and drop. Yeah, there's nothing else to say.
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And they were staying at somebody's house.
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Oh, so it was like a friend's place.
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Probably with some kind of celebrity.
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I would have been running around with a butcher knife.
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I'm sorry. I'm stuck on the $15. It's $15.
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Yeah, no one was taking your calls.
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What do you mean, where do we go? I mean, they had to have, like, a hotel.
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Oh, exactly. At least you didn't preach on a full dick.
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For me being a control guy, letting it go was not easy. Which part? The girl? Oh, I let it go all right.
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It's the good lighting and microphone.
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Well, then didn't it turn out that there was other stuff going on with the original founders? All kind of shit.
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No, there's some really good churches around. It's the ones that want to be famous and...
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You know what I'm saying? I thought that was the thing. They were exclusive to the Girl Scouts.
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You got to tie a bunch of knots.
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I don't know. I do remember interviewing... I wasn't involved in any of those things.
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I think that's kind of close to Tulum because that's where I just was. Yeah. I've never seen that pop up like on my maps of where I was.
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But that's just a general location. Like that's not a venue. Like that's not a hotel.
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This is where everything's going to be happening, but we're not telling you what it is. Yes.
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It really is so wild that he would do this again. It's insane. And not be completely buttoned up and on the up and up.
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Yeah, the only way he could really actually do anything would be if he did do the holograph, like a holograph concert. Yeah.
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I think they just fired everybody at that agency. Yeah, that's true.
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And then said, hey, it's not happening anymore, people.
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You are going to be the man and women will come towards you.
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Do you see what it says? It says, no wife, happy life.
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Who's that guy with the whiteboard behind him?
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I'm trying to figure out what's happening here.
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I think he has a tattoo of a kiss on his neck.
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And just at the top in big letters, it says, am I going to get laid on this boot camp?
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So he's just encircling the situation that's happening?
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Yeah, I know. Where they're like, we're going to give it to you quick.
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Best pizza in the world. Any place can say that. It does. We were down in Mexico, and Jeff's like, look, it has the best pizza in the world. I was like, yeah, well, there's no standard, I don't think.
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I don't know. It's some kind of stock picture.
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I thought we were reviewing this. We had already bought it.
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Hello and thank you for purchasing my new boot camp coaching slash training slash product, etc.
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Look at the... Oh, my God. It's the... Transcript. Transcript, yes. Dave.
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That looks like that did not produce anything.
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Once again, he was at a store. Leaning on the counter and talking to the girl behind the counter.
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And he's in some place giving these people a pop quiz?
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Like you said, I'm pining for the days of the, what was the convention?
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It really does cover everything, I guess. Et cetera. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for now.
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We're going to need to keep our eye on the sky, sounds like.
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I was outside looking at it last night, actually, because there's some planetary thing that's happening right now where you can see all these planets.
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I've got this app, Skyview, Skylink, something like that.
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It's so cool when you hold it up and then you can tell.
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But you can, it will tell you if it's a satellite.
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I don't know. God, that's tough. It's like you need money to do stuff.
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I mean, definitely hitting up Margaritaville again.
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It was six years to think about it. Six years. I think if you had a week, that's one thing. But six years, you've got to thoughtfully plan.
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That's all I can do. I mean, it's all those, you know, Instagram quotes that we hear. That's right. Live every day to the fullest.
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It is what it is. The heart wants with the heart.
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I need an easy friend. I do. With a head to hand. I do. Make you fit this tube. I do. But you have a clue. He's really getting into it.
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And it's wild. You hang me out to dry I can see you every night That guy next to him is like... I know.
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Take it and it's wild. You hear me out to drive. The musical instruments sound great.
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I mean, again, my cue is from the guy to the left of him.
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Take it and it's wild. You hang me out to dry. I can see you every night, right?
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And if it's being shown on Instagram, it has to be true.
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And I can't even keep up with it all. I mean, I briefly do, but.
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I know, and you probably see more of it come through your feed and stuff, too, because you were in the business.
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I mean, there are these sex parties that people have at clubs and different things. In fact, you went to one one time, not because you wanted to participate.
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And then there's resorts that you can go to. So it makes sense there's a cruise.
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May I mention that the link is... The number for ourplay.com.
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We also give out some little – Where you can target your partner. Yeah, where you can – yeah.
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Nothing like a pre-Thanksgiving... Nothing like a pre-Thanksgiving dick down.
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Just to not actually participate in everything, but just be around it.
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Well, I mean, that's a big difference. I'm going to have to say, I just was at an adults-only or a kid-free resort, and it certainly was not swinging.
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You're going to a swinger resort for your bachelor party, and I'm getting ready to marry you. I mean, listen, one last hurrah, as they say. Right, Chrissy? Yeah. Forget about the strip clubs.
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That is usually how it works. You're not picking up people along the way.
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Yeah, also, it's a crapshoot because you don't know. Like, at least maybe at the resort, there is more turnover.
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They have separate rooms from your room for with the playroom.
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I'm wondering if they have the same alert system as Great Wolf Lodge does. Yeah.
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You probably don't even... I do, actually. I saw it, too.
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Not in the theater, but this past Christmas, I was looking for things, and I saw that. I couldn't finish it.
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It's got a lot of good people in it, is the thing, and that's why I thought I'd watch it, but it was not good.
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If you accidentally got on this cruise and you need a break.
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Oh, you have to have a special ticket to get up to the... Oh, wow.
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The way that they portrayed the solarium earlier was a quiet place.
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Well, she was saying themes stayed the same each week. But then they change on the cruise, but that's only one week.
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What does that even mean? I don't know, but first he just said they're very different.
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Without all the actual content. Whabam! Is this like MTV's TRL?
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And then what do you do once you have it? Do you just show people? Yeah. Like a piece of art on the wall. Instead, you're just... Showing it on your phone.
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Back in the day, we used to have to run to the corner grocery store, talk to grandma about who is fucking who. Now you just look at that TMT.
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With these beautiful breasts, you can't go wrong. The kids will be sucking at the titties of Shasha.
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It's nice. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's get to the good stuff. Show me what you're driving.
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Everybody gather round Grandpa for one last hurrah. Your billionaire Grandpa. He's seen Vanna White's titties. All right, listen to him play Hootie Dootie at the Howdy Daddy.
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How do I get to be a bon vivant? Brian Greene and his longtime co-host and bon vivant, Kirstie Oatley. Sit around and stare at penises as they're slowly revealed behind a curtain. Look, that bon vivant is uncircumcised. These are true bon vivants. Bon vivants. This is so fucking elitist. Bon vivant. Fuck you. Bon vivant.
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Oh. Bon vivant. My vineyard with my bon vivant. My whores and pool boys. I swing either. I'm a wild Roman man. I'm a bon vivant.
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No. How long has it been since you've talked to her? A while, a long time, yes.
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I want to be a bon vivant. How do I get to be a bon vivant? Brian Greene and his long-time co-host and bon vivant, Percy O'Day, sit around and stare at penises as they're slowly revealed behind a curtain. Look, that bon vivant is uncircumcised. He's a true bon vivant.
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I get so laughing. It was terrible. I get about all of this.
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What do you think? I do. I mean, I, well, I don't know. It's kind of tough. Like, again, hindsight's 20-20. Sure. But, yeah, like in the moment I think I would maybe, if it consistently is happening, then you bring it up and see what they say there.
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I guess I'm trying to figure out too, would it be his friends and family that he then is all of a sudden not being very affectionate or nice or would it be her friends and family or both?
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Well, I mean, her family, maybe he doesn't want to be too, like, maybe he's scared of her dad.
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If you go out to the bar too with a person that you came with, you kind of want to hang out with that person.
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For some reason I'm just picturing him like buff with like fiery explosions happening in the back and him rescuing people.
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Jeff tells me every day. He gives me my little lunch and a kiss. And he walks me out the door and he says, be safe, be funny. I love you so much.
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Why are we talking about this? I have no idea. Anyway, don't sell Drake a lot. I don't know.
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Ja, nein, das ist wahr. Du musst es haben. Du musst es haben. Dein Partner muss dich unterstützen.
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I love Denzel. He's one of my favorites. And I guess is he in the new movie, the... Gladiators 2. What?
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Yeah, and each one on its own, if that was it, maybe that's something you could work through, but all together, they add up.
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It's the Gladiators 2. Yes. Gladiators 2. Yes. And that's why I was seeing some stuff in the news about the kiss or something. The kiss? Yeah. He said that he, there was a kiss scene, same sex kiss scene with him that was deleted. But then the director Ridley Scott was like, no, that's not true.
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Also, she can also do the research so we're not googling things as we talk.
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Maybe he's back on the line. Making out with guys and he thought I was on camera. I don't know. Cool, dude. It's 2024. Whatevs.
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I meant to delve deeper into that story. Listen, I go kissing a guy.
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If you're going to be in like a relationship... Every single one of these have been a definable red flag.
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Nun, sie werden auftauchen, wenn du eine Grenze schaffst. Ja, wenn du eine Grenze schaffst. Das ist richtig. Wenn du einen Konflikt schaffst.
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All of it. Yeah, I mean, it almost sounds like the couple wanted to kind of just hang out at coffee shops and game nights and hook up and not really have that person, other person be a part of the relationship.
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I know. I saw that it came out. I was like, why did they have to redo that one, too? Because it's a formula. But it's going to make a billion dollars.
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Yeah, and you know, just thinking back, you know, some of these things are where you learn as you go.
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Of what is good, what works for you, what doesn't work for you, and that's life.
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It's also hard for somebody else to tell somebody else what to do. Like, you know, when your parents told you, like, Yes. Something and you were like, I don't know, and then you learned it yourself and you said that they were right.
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Can we just commend all of our listeners for their... Sie sind sehr süß.
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I really appreciate it. I know. I really do, too. I'm so proud of everybody for taking the time.
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One with yourself even. Yes. Yes. If I'm being honest. Yes. Communication is just number one. Folks out there, just keep that in mind for everything.
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Oh, Lord. Okay, well, listen, everybody have a fantastic weekend. We'll be back here with you on Tuesday. Forever.
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I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you. Best to you. Best to you.
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Er war anscheinend engagiert. Wie bekommst du das Video? Ich versuche nur zu verstehen, wie das hinschauen würde. Sagen wir, du und ich sind im Raum und du fängst an, mich zu schicken. Und ich komme sofort auf mein Telefon und fange an, dich zu filmen und du gehst weiter.
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Yeah, you don't want fact checking going on.
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OK, I think most people agree with that, or at least people I've talked to.
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Yeah. Again, I don't feel like it's a big deal, too, because, you know, even though it's darker, longer in the mornings, if it's warm outside, what? That doesn't then. If it's cold, it's freezing. If it's freezing cold. Oh, dark in the morning. But that's not the case.
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That's what he puts all his messages out on.
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Because it started off, I mean, what was the premise that it originally started off as? Chasing Bigfoot.
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Okay, so Bigfoot started off with that and then just it's now anything.
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Well, he's going to be waiting on a long time.
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And they did it where it's like the, you know, Tales from the Dark Side. Yeah, the flash.
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This is a teaching show. Yeah. Redirection.
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What constitutes looking like it should be Bigfoot country?
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Pew, pew, pew. I'm trying to go through the forest.
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Cowboy's like, I was just supposed to do the drone shots.
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Yeah, it was. He has a specific tree he likes to build the nest with.
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It did, yeah. It looked like something you'd find like in the Hobbit land.
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The lightning man. The lightning man. Who looks very much like what you would think of Bigfoot.
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Shoot. This was one instance when they weren't pointing the gun at each other. They were actually able to get a clear shot.
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No, the door was shut and I knew. I didn't want to go in there.
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I think he's been out there for a hundred.
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It's been a long time since I've been at school. Well, speaking of, though, I was wondering when you said you went to go pick him up, have you encountered any blowback or anything from the tail of you and the construction workers or the –
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And I said, yeah, coordination on whoever did that.
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Like where people are following up with you on some of the things.
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Yes, because I could almost see that then. Otherwise, it seems like maybe she would have found a T-shirt or something.
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Yes, I do like Paradise, but I have stopped watching. I watched the first three, but then I stopped watching it because it was too hard to wait each week, so I'm going to wait until they build up.
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A little bit more. Yeah. From what I remember. Yeah.
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Because it might be a thing with the timing. Because I've noticed that some shows I watch, definitely, that are on main network TV, do have a lot of cussing.
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I haven't even kept up with it. I'm like, I'm done.
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I thought that one woman's pregnant now with another man's baby. Who? The one from, is she from Brazil? Jasmine? Jasmine. Jasmine is pregnant with someone else's child? Yes, I read that.
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Did you really think that those two were going to work out? No.
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Wasn't there another one that did that? What about the – or was that an actual show based on people trying to find a third?
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Yeah, you wanted to be on the show. I want them to come on the show. But you wanted to be on their show.
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That Brian's not watching. God, whenever you put me on the spot like this, I go blank and there's a million of them that you're not watching that you should be. Name one.
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Yeah, it was good. Jon Hamm's in that? He is. He is.
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Did you watch all those Fargos? I did watch all the Fargos.
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Well, I'm looking at my phone because I'm trying to remember what I just watched.
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Silo. I just got done watching Silo. Oh, that's right.
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I don't know. There's some kernel of truth in there.
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I know. I get it, too. We have a little gate thing, and a lot of times they just leave the package just over the gate. And I'm like, I get it.
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Bring it to the door. Blue's going to bark no matter what.
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But I heard the story when I got back. Okay. And I remember the reason I did not want to go, and that was because you guys were doing whitewater rafting.
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No, I'm not scared. I've done it before. I just don't like it.
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That was disturbing. His hand. I can't stop thinking about the hand. His whole presence.
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Yeah, it's the whole thing with your trash, right?
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I don't know. There's some kernel of truth in there.
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Yes, totally. Little bear, salt and pepper shakers.
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But I started feeling like a lot of women do that. You know, when you get a boob job, you're kind of proud of it. And how do they feel real? And you look at them and you're proud of them.
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What's up, Christina? You know, just living. Just thriving over here. Living that producer life.
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I like making you guys the stars. Thank you. Yeah, a camera on me is not too bad as long as I can see what I look like.
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He's an expert caller. Did they change his title a lot?
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Oh, it's messing with him. It's messing with Buck.
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I feel like that other guy should be the caller. Yeah. Because he's the one that yells.
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The monsters sleep at night, you know? Or they sleep during the day, I meant.
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I know, I'm really thinking that if they want to get an elite group together to go and capture something like this.
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I'm picturing like Navy SEALs, you know, going in.
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Find our Huckleberry. I forgot there was a totem pole involved.
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Oh, is that supposed to be the monster? No, that was a bush.
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I'll have to recommend that sponsorship for Jeff to look into for the festival.
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They were brushing away, like, the hair from his forehead.
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I don't think it still happens. Okay, good.
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I know. And he's laying. I know. He's kind of laying to the side.
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Yeah, I know. We were talking about years ago, and I thought that was weird, but you confirmed that it was not weird. It wasn't weird. But it doesn't happen anymore.
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He's got somebody's big jacket over him. Yeah.
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Yeah, because we didn't see the manila envelopes.
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I was going to say somebody was saying something about car size.
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I mean, I think exactly what you said. I think it's just a bunch of people that are fucking with people.
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Yeah, I mean, how would we even know, really, the difference if there was a real one or a fake one or who, what? I mean, you have to make contact, I think, to know.
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Thank you. Thank you, Christina. I've been saying that, and you just have been brushing me aside for years.
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He made sure and definitely emphasized. Paid. They have paid us. They have paid us.
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I think those are dentures. I think it's just the way he speaks.
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Yeah, like a New Orleans, Louisiana kind of thing. Yeah.
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I don't know. That's the way I would say it.
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I was going to say, I can't quite fault Dr. Phil for going down the road that he did because there's only so much content
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And you learn too, because I didn't realize there's two types.
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the gray volcano and the red volcano and the red one is where probably most of us think of a volcano kind of predictable spilling out with the red molten lava and that's when the two tectonic plates are pulling apart and the gray ones which are very explosive with gray you know mushroom cloud type things and spread ash everywhere those are when the tectonics plates go together
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Okay, let's take a poll. How weird does it feel to be called someone's fiancé? Right? The first time you hear it, you do like a double take. Your heart kind of flutters, and before you know it, you go from, let's just enjoy this moment, to, we're planning a fall wedding. That's where Zola comes in. Zola has everything you need to plan your wedding in one place and have fun along the way.
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I like to get up in the morning and have my coffee, and then I like to get on my iPad and Google people. There's a lot of scoop going on right now, and people are not getting along. So guess what? Then after I Google several people, I go on Instagram and I Insta-snoop and I see who's following each other, who's not following each other.
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I've heard of the brand Tarte, so I didn't realize about this tripping. Yeah, listen. The whole trip.
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I thought you were going to say they were using it at raves and tripping. It's the makeup for tripping.
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Then I have a little breakfast and I eat it really quickly so that I can get back. So then I hit tools and I go, what did I miss in the last hour? And that's how I do it. I keep up on everything.
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Yeah. Well, I just thought of something though. You know that plane, that old 70s Rolling Stone plane?
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Let's get that thing out and send people to the Great Wolf Lodge just to talk about it.
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You know that plane, that old 70s. Oh, yeah, that old 70s. Yeah, TCB. Let's get that thing out and send people to the Great Wolf Lodge just to talk about it.
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What I don't quite get about – I mean maybe this is just my older brain thinking – because I did specialize in marketing and advertising in college and then afterwards. That's kind of how we met when I was in the advertising department.
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But I don't quite get like how – because if they're influencers and they're being paid to use the products, how – I mean I know endorsements have been around for forever. Yeah. Obviously, we have them on ours.
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Yeah, like how can you really trust that this is like the best thing ever if they're being paid to use it?
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I'm a consumer. I'm going to know somebody just got paid to do that and go on this fabulous trip.
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Oh, that one. Okay, I do know that one. Where you get discounts. Where you get discounts.
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Coupon cups. Yeah. I heard, Christina, you and I both thought two separate things. I'm like, not the bra.
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Because I like the bra. I did read or hear something about this. There was...
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Didn't they get, or they bought, like, another one of those extensions? Because there were a few of them, and I remember it was a big deal. A few years ago, they had bought another one.
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Yeah, I saw the preview for that actually in a movie theater when I went to go see the Dylan movie. And I was just kind of confused.
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And on top of that, I want to say I hope that the politics can stay out of it. You know, I read something today where a Republican is wanting to withhold aid.
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Let all of that go. Help the people that are out there as most, you know, as best you can.
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Yeah, I don't think it was Smokey and the Bandit, though. Or at least not the first one.
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They've had like one inch of rain or a half an inch of rain or something like that since last summer.
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She's anti-douche. Well, that's been around for a while with people saying just don't do it to begin with. It's not good. My sister's an OB-GYN, so I'm informed.
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Tay in the wind. Tay in the wind. You remember that? No. No. I do. Tay in the wind. Yeah, that's Jodie Foster.
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I have to say, I just watched that. Jeff and I just watched that this weekend.
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Yeah, I mean, it was good. Sure. But it wasn't, there were some parts of the story that kind of didn't congeal to me.
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Because he was, like, the first, right, to play... No, he wasn't the first to play Superman, but he was the... Did they have them back in like the 50s?
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I remember... And who was the actress that played Lois Lane? She was good.
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Which I always thought was such terrible irony for him to play Superman and then to be paralyzed.
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Speaking of movies, though, you recommended that one, that Fire of Love that I watched. I watched that yesterday. Very interesting movie.
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It's about these two volcanologists. Yeah, they found each other. I mean, out of all the people in the world, we were just talking about this.
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Yeah, they both happen to just have this obsession, really, with volcanoes and any and all types of explosions and rocks and things that happen with volcanoes. And they go to the ends of the earth together.
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Doing all of these experiments and documenting everything and then, you know, selling books about it and going on lecture tours in order to fund their next expeditions to different volcanoes around the world.
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Oh, everybody was captivated the country. Everybody was then then parents were scared that the kids were going to kill them.
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Yeah, I mean, that's another 20 years. They're still going to be in jail.
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I saw a funny one last night. I'll show you during the break. But it's pretty funny.
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Yeah, like, fine. Maybe you don't even have to take them off in the house. But, I mean.
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Well, not only that, but they'll eat their own throw up and poop.
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I hate that. It's like when people check in at the hospital and say nothing about it.
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As long as there's no like medical issue with what the dog ate.
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But I would say this is a personal preference because I know a girl who really likes the eye contact thing. And I like eye contact, too. Now, I mean, too intense might make you self-conscious, I guess. But, you know, just communicate.
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Women like it, too. Women like to... know what's working and what's not working for the other partner. Even as I was speaking with our friend Rachel this morning, even house cleaners need to be told what to do.
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That would have something to miss. Tell the other person what's wrong.
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Was she doing, oh, okay, this looks like it's just a talk show, but was she doing like a radio thing, too?
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Fantastic television show. And then there was a second one, too. They're doing that.
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They're doing that recently, too. Like, one thing comes out on one channel and then another does the same thing in a different way.
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I don't need to see all the way up there. No, it's on a doctor's exam.
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I've seen the inside of like Jeff's sinuses, you know, because he had surgery. And, you know, I go to the doctor with them. They have to get up there with a little scope. And yeah, it seems like it just.
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It's called an exciter. I mean, that's a very large thing. Does that look like your thing that you were using?
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I don't think I would have been interested in the Menuda. But what's his name was a part of it.
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That's Eric. Okay. He did, which I saw that that's how he – No, Lyle.
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The older one, yeah. That turned out to be wearing a toupee, too.
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I guess his – in stressful situations, he went shopping, which I guess some people do. Yeah. And then the younger brother actually went to –
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Simpson trial, and... They had just let him off, so then... Homie wasn't playing that. Right.
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Well, I mean, especially too when that's like, you know, when you've grown up, like you're developing brain.
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That's all you know. Yeah, I can see how you wouldn't even know to go. Who's going to believe me, you know, to like go to the police or something? Because it was supposedly happening since a young age.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
thing that happens, you know, I don't know, one loaf into 30 loaves or 10 fishes into 100 fishes or whatever it is.
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That is my favorite one, too. Water into wine. So you had to create this miracle, but that can only be defined by the church itself. And so I guess there's a lot of flexibility as to what it is. But even like, you know, converting people to Catholicism is not necessarily a miracle in and of itself. Lots of people have done that.
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So I think they had to create this story of driving the snakes out of Ireland. Because when you drive the snakes out of Ireland, how convenient is it that there are no snakes native to Ireland? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So the miracle has been performed forever and ever. No more snakes in Ireland.
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Yes. No, there's no native snakes to Ireland. I don't think there's cold weather snakes because they're, you know, cold blooded. Yeah, that's true. So they just freeze and die, right? I think. I think that's how that works. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. You know, here's a funny thing that's happening with my kids, speaking of cold-blooded. One of my kids is super interested in everything.
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Like, you tell her something, and she wants to know how it works. She asks why she can see her ribs, or what she's seeing when she's pointing to her ribs in the mirror. And I'm like, oh, those are your ribs. Those are your bones. They protect your lungs and your heart, and, you know, that's blah, blah, blah, and this is how it works. Show me a video. Show me a video of how it works, right?
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And I'm like, oh, okay. Oh, wow. So I go on YouTube and I find a kid-friendly, you know, explain it for idiots, explain it for children kind of video. And I am learning more. from watching those videos than I ever did in school. Like simple, basic, scientific stuff. I'm like, that's how it works?
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Say what? That's crazy. What do those bones do? That's amazeballs. You have a bone there? Wow. I'm just as excited as she is about figuring all this stuff out.
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Again, we're Irish, so we have an uphill climb here, but we're working on it. We're not so good. We're not so good at some stuff. So, you know, St. Patrick's Day, drove the snakes out, kidnapped as a teenager. And by the way, a dry, traditionally religious holiday until about the 1960s or 70s. Oh, it was a dry holiday? It was a dry holiday.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yeah, because it's a religious holiday. Yeah, that's true. So it's a dry holiday. Yeah, I mean, you think of Easter, you don't think about everyone going out and getting smashed.
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We could start it. Listen, I don't put anything past us at this point. We're selling Teslas on the front line of the White House. Why not make Easter a drinking holiday? Why not? I mean, Christmas isn't a drinking holiday either, but plenty of people get smashed. So it was a dry holiday until it was just kind of taken over.
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Of course. Yeah. And there you go. And there's another holiday tradition that, of course, we all know about or have heard about, which is a lot of towns will dye their rivers. Yes. I think...
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Savannah did it for a long time. They stopped it. They stopped it because the party got out of control.
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Yes, that's right. Before 3 p.m., everything's fine. But after 4.30, lock your doors.
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Oh, I've been. I can tell you the story about that. I mean, I've been to St. Patrick's Day and it scared me. In Savannah? In Savannah. It scared me. I was legitimately nervous about what was going on. It looked like people were going nuts. They do. They lose all sense of decorum. They lose their fucking minds is what happens.
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And it's because, and I was one of the people that was contributing to the fucking bullshit. The mix. Yeah, I was in the mix, but at some point I just got a little nervous about how many people were out of control. Like, everybody seemed to be out of their gourds with no one checking them. Do you know what I'm saying?
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Except for a few bouncers and a couple police officers who really had their hands full. They were arresting people. Every time I saw a police officer, they had someone in handcuffs taking them away. And I think that's also why... A lot of towns, a lot of people, a lot of places, they are really not interested in spring break or St. Patrick's Day any longer.
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They're just not interested in it because it brings nothing but trouble. Yeah. Destruction. No matter how hard you try to talk sense into people and say, listen, come to Miami, have a good time, enjoy yourself. There's a line. Don't cross it. Just be cool. That's it. If there's 10 people in a room, two of them have no fucking common sense the second the liquor hits their breath. They just don't.
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And we all know people like this. I was one of these idiots. Right. I mean, I think I knew where the line was most of the time. But, you know, there was an occasion where you just kind of get a little wild out a little bit.
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Yes. You think, you know, running in the fountain and taking your shorts off is funny. But everybody else is like, what is what happened to Brian? Like everyone else is talking like what's he should probably probably no more cocaine for Brian. Let's pretend like we don't have any more left. And we'll do it secretly.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
You got any more, man? Got any more? Oh, dude. Funny thing. It fell in the toilet. But we'll be right back. Six of us are going to go to the bathroom. You stay here. You stay in the fountain. We'll be over here. Yeah, but I mean, Miami, Panama City, Daytona Beach, all of these places, they have absolutely said, do not come. We are not interested.
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Miami had television campaigns that they would run in other cities. I saw that. Being like, spring break? Not here. No. Don't do it here. We're not interested. We're closing the bars down at 11 o'clock. There is a curfew at midnight. You're not able to be on the streets wilding out. It's not going to happen. So don't come.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
And that is ballsy move on behalf of a town that really makes most of its revenue from parties. That's it. Yeah. I mean, you can have that fucking whatever it is, ultra music fest there every year. But there seems to be less trouble with the Ultra Music Fest than there is with Spring Break. And that's it.
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I know. All the good parties get killed by the old people. That's what happens. And if it came to my front door, I'd kill it too. If that was like outside of my house, I'd probably be like, yeah.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
No, I told you I only went on spring. I mean, as a actual at the age where I was supposed to be spring breaking. Yeah. No. When I got a little bit older, I went down to Miami a couple of times. OK. Daytona Beach once, Panama City. And that was like in my mid 20s. But in the years when I would like spring break years, I only went one time to Panama City. And we ended up getting a hotel. Mm hmm.
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And we got kicked out of that party. We got invited to a party that quickly got kicked out. It was a whole shit show. And we ended up doing whippets in a fucking Howard Johnson 20 minutes from anything. It was so weird. It was the weirdest spring. But I was weird. Like, you know, I was a weird kid. That's just the way it was. All right. So we'll talk a little bit more about St.
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Patrick's Day in Savannah, some more traditions, and we'll play a game all coming up on this episode, the St. Patrick's Day episode. Of the commercial break. How do you feel about that, Chrissy? I love it. All right, good. I'm just killing time.
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From the leprechaun video. We all know it. It comes around once a year. Like St. Patrick's Day, that video comes around once a year where all the people are looking at the guy in the tree and thinking he's a leprechaun. It is pretty funny. It is pretty funny. Did we find out that was a sketch? I think we found out that was a sketch.
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You think people actually thought there was a leprechaun in the tree?
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I think he had plenty of leprechauns in his life. Little green men that brought him crack. All right, let's take a break. We'll be back.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
All right, and we're back here in a pre-St. Patrick's Day episode. God bless you all, my children. We just figured out that St. Patrick was never a saint, actually. He was never canonized by the church? Yes.
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The question is, Trey, are you up for it? You've said no once. Say no again.
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Where there were no serpents. So God bless you, St. Patrick, wherever you may be. I think being kidnapped as a teenager probably made him hallucinate. There's another thing that's distinctly, do you remember Lord of the Dance? Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
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Irish dancing like you've never seen it before. 55 red-headed women never moving their arms.
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Oh, forever. PBS played that thing nonstop. That was like it took the world by storm.
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Riverdance was created by Michael Flatley. Lord of the Dance was Michael Flatley's own. He's the breakout star.
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Yes. And that foot movement, I got to be honest with you, that's pretty amazing. It is. It's crazy. There's a guy from Kentucky. He's like a redneck dude, right? He's like a backwoods country dude.
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But he has perfected like this country version of it, this bluegrass version of it. And I'm telling you, thank you for just shutting off like that. Piece of equipment, some piece of equipment. I think it's your piece of shit sitting next to it. You made it not work. There's some kind of magnetic something coming from it. Electromagnetic waves coming from your gold piece of shit. Your poo-poo.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yeah. Well, unfortunately, I live in turd. It's just a turd factory around here. Yeah. So, yeah, I think Michael Flatley was like the breakout star of the Riverdance. Yeah, he was like the director of the Riverdance or whatever the fuck. But he is still around. The Riverdance is still doing tours. Just an update on Michael Flatley.
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I'd love to, too. But my feet barely move in general. You see me at a fish show and my feet are frozen to the ground. My butt wiggles. My butt wiggles. And my hands make small waves as the LSD courses through my veins.
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A free-form jazz exploration by bagpiper Brian Green. I'm picturing it.
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I know, with my heart monitor. On the screen, like a live heart monitor. It's showing you what's going on with my heart.
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So the question is, Trey, are you up for it? You've said no once. Say no again.
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If Jeff books me at Mempho to do Lord of the Acid, I am down 100%.
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You've heard of Tool in the Sand? Watch this Tool in the Sand. The Dominican Republic. That should have been called Tools in the Sand. Yeah. Oh, Lord. Yeah. I mean, listen, for a very long time, that Lord of the Dance was all the rage. I mean, it really was. I don't care who you were. You had to be under a rock. Not this rock, because that's just a piece of dung that's colored gold.
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But you had to be under a rock not to have heard of Lord of the Dance. It was a river dance. It was insane. And that type of dancing is nuts. Yeah. The way they're fliggity-flogging their legs around and bouncing up and down, but their arms never move. And that's the crazy part to me. They just do this, right? Yeah, they just fold their arms like that. That's the Irish way of dancing.
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It's the Irish sports bra. They call that the Irish sports bra.
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Yeah, because that's another genetic trait, I guess, of the Irish and the English is that the boobs are big over there. Oh, okay. I noticed. I don't know if anybody else noticed, but I noticed. But yeah, a lot of those girls that were doing that river dance, I mean, they were, you know, endowed. And so I think that was part of the keeping modest thing.
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Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
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Yeah, it was very family friendly. There was no shenanigans going on there. But I don't think Michael Flatley was into it anyway. I think Michael Flatley was light on his feet. I don't know that for real, but I think he was. And now he's got his own. He's still around. He's still around. He's got his whiskey.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yep. He's still kicking. Pun intended. He's got his flattery whiskey, Irish whiskey, that you can buy. He's also got merch for sale. I mean, you know, you got to be a really diehard Michael Flatley fan to be wearing the shirt around. But okay, whatever you're into, I guess.
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I feel like if you're wearing Michael Flatley merch around.
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Yeah, where it has tour dates or, you know, I heart flattery or, you know, I mean, Flatley, I think if you're that, you're in your 70s and visiting Walmart often.
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Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Walking into a St. Patrick's Day weekend? That's right. Of festivities and fun, where you certainly will puke on your shoes and lose your underwear. But that's okay. We're here to support you at the commercial break. We're here to encourage you to get as intoxicated as possible.
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Yeah. If I'm getting a Michael Flatley shirt for Christmas, it's the kind of thing I'm wearing when I'm changing the oil in the car. And I never change my oil in my car. Just letting you know that. But I was just as amazed as the next person about the dancing because when I first saw it, I was like, that is a crazy form of dancing.
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And I guess that is a traditional Irish jig, right? I guess when you think about an Irish jig, that's what it is. Here it is. Here's the girls dancing. That's what I remember. One guy in the crowd was really excited.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yeah. I don't think I'm in love with the guy's outfits, though. I'm not in love with nylon-type pants. Yeah, but there's a cummerbund. Yeah, there's a cummerbund involved. Yeah, it's like Renfest takes it even a step further. Renfest is a whole different animal. Renfest! Eh! You know, and listen.
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But RenFest also, and certain RenFests, I've been to a few, and they certainly celebrate the Irish culture there, too, I guess, because of the Renaissance. I guess the Renaissance had something to do with Ireland. I'm not sure. But it seems to be kind of amalgamated into it there. Yeah. You know, I'd be up for doing a little river dance, but I'm not buying that. Cumberbun is out for me.
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If you ask me to wear a Cumberbun, I'm out. I think because of band where we like the uniform was with a Cumberbun and a bow tie, I was out. And it wasn't like a black Cumberbun. It was like a bright blue Cumberbun and a bright blue tie. And so as if we couldn't be nerdy enough, as if it was hard enough to find a prom date.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
That's right. But so some St. Patrick's Day traditions around the world do include dyeing the rivers green and the fountains green, stuff like that. I believe Chicago still does it. I think they send about 70... pounds of food coloring.
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And so I saw this funny joke, and I can't remember where it was. And so it's not my joke. I don't want to take credit for it. But it's like, if they can dye the Chicago River green for a day, why can't they dye it blue for the rest of the year? Because that water is murky. Is it? Oh, yeah, it's murky. But it's a big deal to go down there. It's got to be. St. Patrick's Day parade.
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Everyone goes and looks at the river and it's a whole fun thing to do. Chicago is one of the places where the Irish people emigrated because when they got to New York, I mean, if you've ever watched the Gangs of New York, that is an interesting snapshot of a period of time in the United States of America when New York was very much separated out into cities. cultures, and one of them was Irish.
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But the Irish... And my grandfather used to tell me these stories because I think he was old enough that his grandparents would tell him the stories, the people who actually came over from Ireland over here, that they would tell the stories that... you would get to a place like New York or one of these major cities, and they would often have signs in the window that said, Irish need not apply.
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Find that fine line between having fun and going to jail. This is the weekend to do it. Cops will be occupied with other idiots. You can go out and be yourself. It's that kind of weekend.
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And that was kind of a rallying cry for the Irish people because a lot of people thought of the Irish people as much less than, right? And so they were very much discriminated against when they would come over in certain places around the country. And I think Chicago was one of those places where they kind of had a little bit of a foothold.
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So there's a lot of, you know, the Irish traditions and culture is strong up there in Chicago. And it was, as is the Italian and the Polish and a lot of other cultures that found solace in Chicago, I think. But, you know, it wasn't always easy for the Irish people. I'm not saying it was difficult. harder than this or that.
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I'm just saying that the Irish people also had some tough times when they emigrated over to this country. It wasn't the melting pot we'd like to think it was. It never has been, but it wasn't the melting pot that we'd like to think it was. And my grandfather used to tell me stories about how his relatives, his grandfather, his father, they were discriminated against because of whatever.
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As a matter of fact, John F. Kennedy, as an Irish Catholic, The Irish were so disliked, even in the 60s, the Irish and the Catholic, that he was given 0% chance of winning the presidency. Really? Because having an Irish Catholic president was a...
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big deal like people just didn't think of the Irish Catholic people as people who should be leading the country even though in the background they were pulling a lot of the strings like his father was pulling a lot of the political strings it was a big deal first Irish Catholic president and you know that was a big milestone I think for a lot of people who were of Irish descent or people straight from Ireland okay so let's talk a little bit about leprechauns I wrote a whole bunch of notes down here about stuff that we can talk about I love leprechauns
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yeah. Well, you know, in some places, they have actually kiboshed the St. Patrick's Day parade because it's just too unmanageable. Yes. What is wrong with you people? You're not supposed to besmirch the good name of the Irish people. We are not all a bunch of drunks. Just most of us. Leave it alone. And if you came from Ireland, you'd drink too. That's all I got to say.
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Yeah. So but leprechauns, are they Irish? Kind of is the answer. Right. There was Irish Irish folklore created them, but they were originally mean red wearing shoemakers, not the cute like lucky charms like mascot we think of today. Dying the Chicago River green is not actually an Irish tradition. But Chicago plumbers died to track pollution.
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Yes. And that was originally how the river got dyed green. But then it kind of went in the 70s when everybody started. And this kind of became a partying. That's right. Four-leaf clovers. If you believe in a shamrock symbolizing the Holy Trinity, the four-leaf clover is just a rare and lucky symbol. It actually isn't tied to St. Patrick's Day specifically, although we think of it now as something.
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Top of the morning to you is... It's something that an Irish person would actually never say. It's leprechaun fan fiction, essentially, is what it is. Created by fanfic.
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You people are freaky. You fuckers are freaky. And... The name Patty for St. Patrick's Day, the correct term is Patty, not Patty. Yes, D-D-Y. Yes, because St. Patrick's Day, St. Patrick's Irish name is Patrick. And so you would say Patty, which is short. Patty is short for Patricia. Patty is Patrick. So there you go. There's correcting some things that may not be necessarily correct.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
The four-leaf clover? Well, some people associate the clover with the Holy Trinity, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. The four-leaf clover is said to be a rare version of that, and lucky if you find one. Truth is, if you look hard enough, it's actually not that hard to find a four-leaf clover.
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When I was a kid, I was all wrapped up in this because, of course, I was Irish Catholic, went to Catholic school. And so there was like, you know, clovers were all over the place around St. Patrick's Day. It was just one of these things. And we had clover growing in our yard like a lot of people do. It's a weed, so it's everywhere, right?
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So I was all fascinated with whether or not I was going to be able to find a four-leaf clover. It didn't even take me 15 minutes to find a four-leaf clover. And then I found another and yet another and yet another. Oh, look at you. Yeah, I found a bunch of them, and then I realized it's not that lucky to find a four-leaf clover. It's just whether or not you're willing to look for one.
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Yeah. Here's to me getting lucky. You know what this means. Corned beef and cabbage is not Irish. That is not. It's Irish Americans that made up this because corned beef was cheaper than bacon. Real Irish people or the Irish dish is actually bacon and cabbage. Lucky Charms, I think you can probably figure out that this one has nothing to do with Ireland. This is an American marketing project.
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team came up with, yeah, came up with the Lucky Charms. Guinness, of course, is. Jameson Whiskey, of course, is. Bailey's is, which I just love.
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I love a good Bailey's. It's so great. And then there's one more interesting thing that I wanted to point out that I read here. Truth about... New Orleans throws out cabbage from parade floats. Yeah, nothing like getting hit with a vegetable to say, Happy St. Patrick's Day. That sounds like it would hurt.
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Ireland's a beautiful place, but it's up there. It's up there. It's an island. You're on an island. You get island fever. You got to do something. The Irish are the Irish. I'm proud to be of Irish descent. I know you are. I'm proud to be of Irish descent. Thank you very much. Good job. We're not the best looking people. We're not the smartest looking people.
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Throwing a head of cabbage at you. What's that? Maybe it's shredded. I sure as shit hope so.
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Yeah, that's like that tomato day in Italy, you know, in Sicily. It always feels like that would not be something I want to be involved in. Why would I want to get struck in the head with tomatoes? Some tomatoes are really heavy. I don't want to be any part of that. It's like that running of the bulls.
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Okay, so I'm going to name some things you tell me whether or not it's Irish. Okay.
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Hold on one second. Okay, here we go. I'll start with people. The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, Irish or not Irish?
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He is, surprisingly. His dad has Irish ancestry. Imagine him in a leprechaun hat.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like the little tiny ones. I have one of those somewhere. You do? Yeah.
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It's a hair clip that my daughter has. And I tried to put it on my head, but it didn't work. I know, but I don't have any hair to put it on. I could staple it to my head, I guess, or staple it to my head. Isn't that Harrison Ford who used to staple the Indiana Jones hat to his head for stunts? He did? Yes, he did. There's film footage. Real staple? Yeah, there's film footage of it. Google it.
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Real staples, like a staple gun. He would staple it to his head so that it would stay there while he was doing it. I got to imagine there's a doctor on set giving Harrison some pain medication or something because how do you staple stuff to your head and not feel it unless he's drinking Baileys and whiskey? Mariah Carey, Irish or nay?
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Irish. That's right. Her mother's side is Irish. John F. Kennedy, we already know is Irish. Beyonce? Irish? I'll go yes. She's not. No. No. So there you go. But she did a record called Irreplaceable with an Irish sounding accent in a viral video. I have no idea what that's all about. Robert De Niro, Irish or nay?
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He is. He is. He is Irish. Okay. That's right. But he's best known for his Italian mafia movies.
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No, you're right. No, I'm saying yes. You're right. Yeah. She released the song Poker Face, but Make It Iron. Never mind. That's just a joke that I was trying to make. It didn't work out. I was actually thinking of a bit that I could do. Yeah, these are my notes. Paul Rudd.
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We're not even, no one ever claimed that the Irish were super intelligent human beings, but we figured out how to make things work. When there were no potatoes, we went to making whiskey in Guinness. And I think we should be proud of ourselves for that. It's nutritional. You could live off Guinness. You could. You'd have a bad headache, but you could. I've tried. Well, Bud Light, not Guinness.
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No, he is Irish. His great-grandparents were from County Downs. County Downs is where my family is from, the Green family. But, of course, there's probably a million Green families from Ireland. Yeah, you got to imagine. And, of course, Ed Sheeran, we already know. Does the McDonald's Shamrock Shake get sold in Ireland?
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
It has a bunch of shit in it. The Irish version is actually made with lamb. Other... Excuse me. Yes, the Irish version is made with lamb. Other versions sometimes have beef. And that beef version is called a cottage pie, not a shepherd's pie. Are potatoes Irish? Yes. No. You're right about that. Potatoes actually came from South America. That's right.
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They're associated with Irish people because, of course, that's what they ate in the famine. Black and tan. Is that an Irish invention?
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Yes. No. No. It's a pale beer made on a pale American beard, pale ale, and then served with British. But I think back in the war, they started mixing those two beers and they realized that they could separate them and make a cool looking drink. A black and tan, never my favorite drink. I thought that it kind of tasted a little bit weird. Yeah, for sure. Are bagpipes Irish?
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Okay. Halloween, some people say, is originated in Ireland.
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Celtic. All right. Yesterday we were talking about Tool. Yes. Today, we're talking about the Celtic traditions and the Celtic quote-unquote religion. It's not really religion, but okay. I mean, maybe it is. I don't know. Who knows? But I will now tell you an interesting story about the Celts and Tool. Are you ready for those two stories to make their way together? Okay, let's do this.
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Let's take a break. When we get back, Brian will tell his Tool story.
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All right. I am. I think I'm 20 years old, 19 or 20 years old. Okay. If you say no, then I've got yet another story to bore you with. So it just depends on which story you want to get bored by.
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Right. Because I never had the stomach for Guinness. Actually, I used to love a good Guinness.
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Choose your own boredom. Which one do you want to fall asleep to? Which one do you want to pretend like you're listening to?
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You want to go with my original? Yeah. Okay. It's story time with Brian. Woo! Oh, we got the noise back. There you go. I like that. Okay. All right. I'm 19, 20 years old. I don't remember exactly what I am. I am living out on a porch.
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Brian Green. Brian Green, the porch years. I didn't even think it was a year. I think it was the porch days, like the porch weeks. I think I got kicked out pretty quickly. It was a tight squeeze.
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But one or two. Yeah, you can't go all the way. Because a Guinness drunk is a different kind of drunk. And I think that's part of the reason why Guinness is kind of attractive to some people. It's because they can drink it, but you've got to sip it. It's got to be something you do over the course of a couple years. At least 10 minutes.
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So for those of you who haven't heard, there was a period of time when I lived with my best friend who lived with his good friend in a two-bedroom apartment in which there were already two people living there taking up the bedrooms. So my best friend moved into the screened-in porch that was no bigger than the size of this area we're recording in right now.
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And he put like a small single bed in there, a record player, all kind of tchotchkes. I mean, he made, he did it up. He even put like a little sheet.
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Yeah, tapestries. There was a rug on the floor. It was a whole thing.
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Oh, my God. He was a weird guy, so he had a lot of tchotchkes. He'd put tchotchkes everywhere. He was the guy who'd walk into an antique store and buy the strangest, cheapest thing he could and make a whole, I don't know, altar out of it. I mean, it was like weird stuff. But he... He had an impeccable taste in music, and he was just a weird guy.
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So for him, sleeping out on the porch, he was saving a few bucks. It was camping to him, right? Well, when Brian was living under a porch, he invited me to come live on the porch. Come up. Yeah, so I'm probably a little bit younger, 17 or 18. But, you know, so this is like one of those times and I'm there sleeping out with him and the thing.
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And him and I would often, after work, we both worked at restaurants, two separate restaurants, but when we were... off together, that would be real trouble. This is the same guy where I collected like six weeks worth of narcotics into a box to go to the Further Fest after Jerry Garcia died.
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And we didn't even make it to the actual festival grounds, to the concert grounds, before we had done all six weeks worth of stockpiled drugs. We were such a mess. He was such a mess. He passed out for the entire day. I managed to float on. He passed out for the entire day. Quite frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't me that did that. But anyway, all right.
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So we have a night off and we decide we're going to get a bag of blow and we're going to go back to the house. And like we often did, take out the guitars. We had this big whiteboard on the wall of the apartment in the dining room, which the dining room. Glass doors then led to the screened-in porch.
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So we would often sit at the dining room table playing guitar, and then on the whiteboard, we'd be writing lyrics to these songs that we were making.
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Ridiculous song. I mean, just imagine two coked-up 17-year-olds without any musical talent whatsoever creating songs out of the same guitar, like A, B, C, A, B, C, A, B, G, A, B, D. And then writing lyrics to it. And we'd go back and forth. Like, he'd write a line, I'd write a line. He'd write a line, I'd write a line. He'd do a line, I'd do a line. He'd do a line, I'd do a line.
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I could drink a Bud Light in five, but you got to give a good Guinness 10 minutes because it's a heavy drink. That's true.
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It was like a whole thing that we used to do. It was like an obsessive behavior that we had. But this time... The other two people in the apartment also had the day off, and they were having none of it. We got to, like, 10, 11 o'clock at night, and they were done. They came out. I remember the guy who, like, with the head guy, the guy who signed the lease. The lease. Yeah.
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He came out, and he was like, guys, I got to be honest. This isn't working out. I am not doing this. So... Either you guys pack up your shit and go like permanently or you pack up your shit and you go now. But I want to have a quiet night and I can't take this guitar playing it like this is too much for me. I don't know what you guys are up to.
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And he didn't like completely disapprove of the drugs, but he also wasn't partaking. So I think for him, it was just a big fucking annoyance. Yeah. Okay. All right. 10-4. Well, being the good roommates that we were, we understood the mission and we were like, okay, we're really on thin ice here. Already anxious because of all the drugs coursing through our system.
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Already paranoid that we're going to get kicked out of this place. We decide to pack up and go. We put a guitar in the back of this old Ford Taurus that my friend had.
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Yes. And the pine scented, you know, the pine scented thing, the mirror. Oh, my God. If I smell that again in my life, I pass. I hate that fucking smell.
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It's always been popular. It's always been popular. But you're right. It's been contained in its popularity. It has its moments and then it goes away. I think in the early aughts, the 2000s, when I was out there hitting the bar scene, it was very popular to have a Guinness. But could you pour a Guinness correctly was the question.
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But it was overwhelming in his car, in my friend Eduardo's car, because he had four of them in there. Not one, but four. Oh, my God. It was obnoxious. But anyway, that was just his OCD manifesting itself, I think. So we decide we are going to go to A very famous apartment complex here in Atlanta that sits on the river. Yes.
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This is the same apartment complex that is in Catch Me If You Can, the movie.
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The pilots live there. It was a big swingers community, a big party community for a long time. Now it's just an apartment complex, but you can still get to these beautiful, like there's these areas that sit right on the river, big green areas that sit right on the river, have picnic tables, you know, almost like stadium seating that you can sit on overlooking the river.
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and we knew somebody that lived in this apartment complex. But they weren't home. We couldn't get a hold of them. But why not go to park our cars in front of their house and then go sit on the river? And at least we're far enough away from the apartments and other drama that we could play our guitars quietly and just sit there for the rest of the night drinking beer and doing cocaine.
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You know, what normal teenagers are doing. Unbelievable, Brian.
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Okay. So we're there. We're hanging out. We're on this. Riffing. We're riffing. We're on this picnic table.
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Reboot. And we notice that there are a couple of people at the picnic table in the next section down. Probably like half a football field. Yeah. So we kind of toned it down a little bit, right? Now we're getting a little paranoid that we're going to get busted because we're over here doing drugs and drinking and playing guitar. We don't live here and our friends aren't home and whatever.
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And about 15 minutes after we had noticed and kind of toned it down, a girl came over from that table and she asked if we had an extra cigarette. And I was like, you know, I'm fumbling around. I'll fucking twist it up. Chewing my face off. And I give her a cigarette and she says, if you guys want to come hang out with us, you can bring your guitar. I'm over there with some musicians too.
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And we were like, okay. I was not about it because I just wanted to stay in my little hole. I didn't want to move. My butt was planted on the seat because the panic attack that the drug is putting me into, it makes my body unable to move. But Eduardo is all about it. He's like, oh, let's go. Let's go hang out with some other people.
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And we go over there and there are a couple of girls and two guys that are sitting there. So I think it's like four or five people. It's pitch black. It's really dark. I can't see much. And they start talking and we start having some small conversation, but it's kind of like weird and awkward a little bit. Now we're all sitting in the dark next to the river. We don't know each other.
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We had, when I was a bartender, we would have our, the Guinness reps would come in once a year and they'd teach you how to pour a Guinness. But even then, it's a little bit misleading because here in the United States, you refrigerate the Guinness. In a lot of pubs in Ireland, the Guinness is not refrigerated. It's a warm Guinness. It's a room temperature Guinness.
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I have a guitar in my hand. It's a weird scenario. You know, Dave's got an eight ball burning a hole in the pocket. Like, all I want to do is go back to that picnic table so we can get more high. But the conversation is going on and I'm kind of in my own head. I don't I'm not really following the conversation. I remember until this girl says, well, this guy's in a band.
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And Eduardo goes, oh, yeah, what band are you in? Like, is it, you know, local band? What kind of shit do you play? And he responds, eh, it's kind of rock. It's kind of rock. And he says, oh, yeah, what band is that? And he says, yeah, I don't know. You've probably never heard of it. He's like trying not to answer the question.
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But the girl goes, you may not have heard of them, but they're pretty famous. The name is Tool. And I was like, what? I popped up right away. I go, Tool? You were in Tool? And he goes, well, I don't want to say it. And she's like, he's being humble, but he's the drummer from Tool. And I'm like, you're the drummer from Tool? And he's like, yeah, I play drums with Tool.
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And I don't know if this is real or not real in this moment. Right. In this moment. But I am so young and so naive that I instantaneously I fall for it. I'm convinced now we're sitting next to the drummer from Tool. I am high as a fucking kite. I am driving snakes out of my own head. And I'm like, holy shit.
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And all I could think to ask him, because I am high, I am discombobulated, and I don't know shit from Shinola. The only thing that Brian thinks to ask him is, what do you think about the Celtic religion?
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Because I knew enough about Tool and the symbology that they use and the tattoos that some of them have to know that they believe in the Druids and the Celts and all this other stuff. There's a lot of themology that goes on throughout their music about these things. And here I am. 17, 18 years old, fucking brain fried.
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You know, it's now it's like two o'clock in the morning in the dark, sitting next to a bunch of strangers. One's just claimed to be, you know, Dana Carvey or whatever, Carrie or whatever his name is, the drummer from Tool. And all I could think to ask is not house Maynard. When's your next album coming out? I love you guys. You know, cool. Nice to meet you.
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That could have been another one that I said, I like your music. Yeah. What do you think about the Celtic religion? Yeah.
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What did he say? He went on a three-minute diatribe about the Celts. Then he got into the Druids. I say three minutes. In my head, it felt like 40 minutes because all I wanted to do was gab back at him about the little that I knew about all of this, which was nothing. I knew nothing except that Tool might or might not be into the Celtic or Druid religion. I mean, I was so...
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fucked up that it was like all that my thinking was incongruent and so all i could do was just like sit there listen while my nose is running and hope that i could get a word in edgewise well he goes into this and then okay and then i and then i blabber something back to him about some knowledge that i have and which was none which was none nothing i was like i hear they worship trees
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And that's a different kind of experience. The kind where you're sure you're going to throw up at some point. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I do. I do. And I just, it's just that the way that that liquid falls into the glass and the creamy foam on top. It's a whole process. It's a whole thing. It's a ritual. It is a ritual. It is a ritual.
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I heard they sacrifice babies in front of trees. I hear that Mother Earth is gone. Oh, my God. I was thinking about getting a tattoo one time with the Celtic religion. Oh, yeah, those Celtic circle things. Yeah. So I say a few things about that. And then I say, I was in a band, too. Chrissy, this almost dead stopped the entire conversation.
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Because once I mentioned that I was a musician too, he says, oh, yeah, great. Like dismissing it completely. And then he says, well, it's been nice meeting you guys. I think we gotta go. And they left. And to this day, in my head, I don't know if this is real or not real. I have no idea. I know what he looks like. I didn't back then because back then was a different time.
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You didn't have images of every single human being that ever lived. At your fingertips disposal, you had to work in order to find out what someone looked like.
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Who knows? Right. Could have been a million things. Maybe he was dating this girl. Maybe there was some connection there. Sisters, brothers. I have no idea. I really don't. But in my mind for years, I met the drummer from Tool one night in a dark corner in front of the river. Right. In my mind, I did.
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But as I got older, I started to wonder if in the age of no internet, did I just get hoodwinked by somebody who's claiming to have been the drummer from Tool? But because it was so dark and because I did not know what he looked like at the time, could I have just been imagining things essentially?
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Still to this day, when I talk to my friend, which it's been a while, but when we review that evening... Neither of us can really remember enough of what these people look like because of how dark it was because of the it's just you got to imagine there's no city lights. There's no street lights. There's no nothing. There's just a river and a huge green space with big trees.
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So even if there was a moon out, it could have been covered. We just didn't see and we didn't. It's hard to go back to that moment in time and not see the person that we know now to be the drummer. But who fucking really knows if that's the drummer?
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But I do know that they do believe in stuff that's Celtic.
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What do you think about the Celtic religion? What a dumb thing to say, Brian. You know, if you had some moments back, you would go back and do things differently. That's one of those moments I would go back and do differently. I'd be like, oh, really? So why are you here in Atlanta? Yeah. What are you guys doing? What's the next thing? You know, there are so many questions that I could have.
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And I've had a Guinness in Ireland and it was quite the experience. I do have to say.
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There's so many things I could have said. Oh, I'm a fan. I like your first album. Because I think at that time they only had one album that was maybe two that were available. And I would have shared that, you know, I'm a fan. I'm not like a diehard fan, but I'm a fan of the music. But I just blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
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That's it. Get a redo. I want a redo. Hey, Tool drummer, if you're listening, which you're not, but if you're listening, do you remember that night? He probably does. Let me tell you about the time in Atlanta when I decided never to go back to Atlanta. Right. I met this moron who asked me about the Celtic religion.
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I think it was room temperature, but because it was so cold outside, it had a little crispness to it. It wasn't completely room temperature. I think just the lines were cold, and that's why it made it a little bit cold. But happy St. Patrick's Day to you, however you decide to do it. And I thought this was a good time to review some of our St. Patrick's Day knowledge. Oh, yes, I would love to.
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Yeah, he did. He went on a little diatribe, right? And so that lends a little bit of credibility to maybe he was the drummer for Tool.
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I think that's what it was. I think I'd like it. I'd like to think that I was asking a question that other people won't ask because it's not the first thing on their mind when they meet a famous person. But really, I think I was just so fucking high that I couldn't think of anything else to ask. All right, well, there's my story, tcbpodcast.com.
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That's where you get all the information about Chrissy and I, all the audio, all the video, right there from one location. Go get your free sticker. The drop-down menu on the Contact Us button says, I want my free sticker. Give us your address, and away it'll go. 212-433-3TCB, 212-433-3822.
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Questions, comments, concerns, content ideas, at thecommercialbreak on Instagram, youtube.com, slash thecommercialbreak. for all the videos the same day they air here on the audio feed. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.
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I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you. Best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say, and we must say, goodbye.
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But I will tell you this, that St. Patrick's Day is not even Irish. It's not an Irish holiday. No, it's not. St. Patrick was actually British. And not Irish. So St. Patrick's Day, you're celebrating essentially your rival, right? Yeah.
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Yeah, it was all kind of part of the United Kingdom. Parts of Ireland are still part of the United Kingdom, and we all know that from our history lesson from Des Bishop. Hi, Des. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Yes. Des Bishop is our, by the way, our most streamed episode on Spotify. Really? Isn't that amazeballs?
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Can't figure out why, but I'm not arguing. People love Des. People love Des.
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We do love Des. And this last episode was very politically charged. We talk about American politics and Irish politics. He's our Irish correspondent. He is our Irish correspondent. Anyway, happy St. Patrick's Day, Des. This is a, it is the holiday of St. Patrick.
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But for years... What did he do? He supposedly drove the snakes out of Ireland.
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But of course, Ireland is an island where there are no snakes. Snakes don't live in Ireland.
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That is a fun fact. So a lot of people believe that what he... I guess this is just a way of saying he drove the religious zealots, the Protestants, out of Ireland. But in fact, he did not. There were lots of people who were Protestants to live in Ireland. But some people believe that that's why they say that he drove the snakes out of Ireland.
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Snakes being Protestants. That's right. And I don't believe that. I'm just telling you what some people believe. The reason why we say he drove the snakes out of Ireland is just another word that's being used for Protestants. Again, that's not my belief. I'm just sharing that with you. I want to make sure that we don't get any Protestants up our ass right now.
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Because, you know, I like the Protestants. They're good. Yeah. So it's probably just an allegory for either driving the snakes out or converting pagans or whatever, whatever it was. Anyway, a fun fact about St. Patrick. He was kidnapped by pirates as a teenager. Why has this not been made into a movie? I don't know. But this sounds like perfect fodder for a television show or a movie. Yeah. St.
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Patrick, you know, Pirates of the Caribbean, St. Patrick's Version.
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Yeah, why don't we get Johnny Depp on that? I know. Yeah. What other Irish people could we get to play? Those are some famous Irish actors and actresses.
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I'm trying to look and see if my notes, if I put any names, Liam Neeson, Tom Cruise is Irish in case you were wondering. Yes. Yeah, he's Irish. So Colin Farrell is Irish.
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Yes, that's what I vote. But he's not a teenager anymore. But, you know, we can find a teenager. What is that, Timothy Chalamet? I know he's not Irish, but couldn't we get him, convince him? He can do anything.
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That's right. He could be a three-year-old or a 30-year-old. It just depends on whether or not he has a mustache.
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We were having a debate with our friend Rachel last night about a guy, a musician that played at the Grammys. I can't remember his name, Dungaree or Dungis or whatever his name is. The guy that came out in the 70s bell bottoms as tight as they could be to sing that. I'll get the name.
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Let me do my homework as a noted national podcaster here. Give me one second. He is, what was his name? Benson Boone.
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Benson Boone. Beautiful Things is what he sang at the Grammys.
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So Benson Boone. He's going the route of Timothee Chalamet by wearing these outrageous outfits and having this weird stache. I gotta say, the young kids with just the mustache, not my favorite thing in the world.
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It's a thing, but it makes them look like young kids with mustaches. Yeah. Mustaches are for old men in the 70s, not in their 70s back in the 70s or 80s. Or if you live in Chicago or Green Bay, Wisconsin, or something like that, where you got to protect your upper lip from the cold weather, then I can understand. It's allowed. Yeah, it's allowed.
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But Timothee Chalamet, one of the best looking human beings on earth, one of the most famous human beings on earth, that stache ain't doing him any good. It makes him look like Pedro from... But they're fully in dynamite.
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I love Tim. I love Timothy. I think he's a great actor. But that chat, that stash, that's cheesetastic, man. You got to let that shit go.
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Well, listen, you don't have to go. Buck the trend, kids. Buck the trend. Go full goatee. Go Abe Lincoln. Go Flavor Saver. Do something. Be Eddie Vedder. Have a little weird Flavor Saver on the bottom.
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Beards are always being, I think. I think that if you... As long as it's managed correctly. You know, and this is like... I think people think of Irish people and there's, you know, stereotypes just like everything else in the world. They think of guys or girls with red hair, freckles, blue eyes. But that is a genetic trait. That is not an Irish trait.
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So there, of course, there may be a gene pool that's more susceptible to red hair as an Irish person. And I don't know what all the genetics. I don't know. I'm not a geneticist. But you go over to Ireland, and of course you see people with red hair and freckles or light skin and freckles and stuff like that. That is part of the gene pool of Ireland. But that's not the majority of people, right?
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The majority of people are a good representation of everybody else in the world. And The one thing that I noticed when I went to Dublin, which was years ago, is that most of the men there are clean-shaven. Like, there's not a ton of facial hair running, at least when I was there, running around Dublin. Now, that could be a trend. That could be the... I don't know why. Who knows? Who fucking knows?
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But some of these guys here in the United States, they are outlandish with these beards. It's like a political statement. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like they're wearing the beard to let you know how they feel about the rest of the world. And it feels a little strange to me. And I am not a huge fan of unkempt beards, like the wild beards that some of these dudes wear.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Manage that shit. Dollar Shave Club, kid. I mean, that's cheesetastic. And if you're going to do the beard, just give it some management. That's all I got to say.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
Yeah. The whole market. I know our friend Rachel loves a guy with a beard. She does. She loves a guy with like an unkempt, unmanaged beard. But anytime I look at one of those guys, like I was at Starbucks the other day and there was a dude that walked in and he had a, I mean, he was, he had it, right?
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Yes. But I could, I saw what he had for dinner last night because it was still stuck in his fucking beard.
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No, there was like pieces of stuff in his beard. Yeah, you got to keep it clean. And I think the longer and the bigger and the more unkempt that it gets. The harder. Yeah, the harder it is. Listen, there is something that drives me crazy about my cream and cereal habit. And I'll share this with you. Even though my beard is really more like a five o'clock shadow, it always has been.
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I never have grown it out very much. I keep it high and tight. Whenever I drink milk and a little bit gets on my on the hair of my beard. After two or three minutes, I start to smell the milk coming. Even if I wipe it, even if I clean it, I can smell it. It like sticks in my nose hairs and it drives me fucking crazy.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
I don't understand how with a big unkempt beard that you can do anything dairy related without having a big problem. I know. So I don't know what this has to do with St. Patrick, but I'm just telling you right now. Manage that beard. Manage that beard.
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Bryan, Lord Of The Acid
That's what he did. He was a saint. Yeah, he converted the pagans and the Protestants. Then they made him a saint. Then they made him a saint. Yeah, he created... It was a miracle. I think part of why it's an allegory also is because if you follow the Catholic Church, then you know that they are in love with ridiculous rules and regulations and traditions and all this other stuff. They...
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are a bunch of old codges that are just holding on to these silly traditions that may feel important, but probably aren't. One of the ways that you become a saint, you need to create a miracle. And a miracle can only be defined by the church itself. And what is a miracle? A miracle is an otherworldly, godlike miracle.
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Well, I was going to say maybe that accelerated it. Maybe the cruise, though, accelerated it. It could have taken a long time to figure out, so...
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These weren't meant for me. This was someone else taking nude photographs of you.
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This was someone else taking nude photographs of you.
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I remember the anxiety of like dating somebody that you know is not going to work out. And then all of a sudden it's Valentine's Day.
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Three years of my life just went down. Where did you go? You're older, skinnier and stressed out. More of an alcoholic than you ever were. You have no money, no friends, no car, no job.
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Well, true. I was going to say that that could probably be applied to a lot of these. Let's just assume it's a month.
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What if it's a nude? Yeah. Nude Dua Lipa. Yeah.
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Should we just assume these are all like you've been dating a month?
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Somebody's trying to be creative after three years or whatever.
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Yeah. Hey, listen, it's original. It is original.
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Oh. I think that's sweet. Maybe, yeah. I mean, I could see that.
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Tina agrees. Yeah. You like that one? I do like that one. Yeah.
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Yeah, and then the key would be that then he would have to actually do the things that were in the book.
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Cheesy, but I'll go with it. I'll allow it.
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I will say kind of creepy, but if I know the person well enough and I feel comfortable.
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Yes. Well, so Jeff and I, years ago, I mean, we'd always go every year up to the mountains. I think you remember that.
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We would go up to the mountains for his birthday, which is in the fall.
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In October, it's beautiful. So we rented this cabin up there, and same thing. I mean, the cabin seemed absolutely normal and nice. Everything was great. We walk into the bedroom, and there's a jacuzzi in the middle of the bedroom. Ah! I was like, well, that's different.
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Well, it even had, too, like a thing around it, you know, the shower curtain thing.
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Yes, same with the one in the Dominican Republic. It had this weird wrapping around it.
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Yeah, it was pretty funny. Of course, I ended up having a bunch of wine. I was like, I got to get in this thing. Of course. I ended up almost slipping as I was getting in and ripped the whole curtain down.
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A for effort on that one. But maybe a little bit too much effort for so early on.
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Now, if it's Harry Connick Jr. that's giving it to his wife, that's perfect.
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What was that? There was that talking bear. Was it Teddy Ruxpin?
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Remember Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton?
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Well, I was going to say, how do you know for sure?
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If that's your thing, maybe you're a crocheter.
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Maybe it was like a nice little beanie, like a hat.
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If it comes along with a trip to Italy, yes.
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Yeah, it's like I'm not accepting it at the Opryland.
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No, make it a very short crossword puzzle.
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You know what I'm saying? You could really like puzzles. I'm not a big puzzle fan. I like puzzles.
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I think this was a thing a while back. I remember reading about like... Candles with pheromones? Well, pheromone perfume and stuff to do with pheromones.
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For you and the person. 30 days is way too soon.
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I don't think it's creepy. I just wouldn't care for it.
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Also, it's Valentine's Day and you want me to watch a presentation?
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Couples therapy session. It is what it is. The whole month with the whole month.
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I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world. Are you testing my swing? Like, why? Yeah, I know. You know, in Venezuela.
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If there's little mini bottles of booze in it.
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That's what I was thinking of. I was thinking of an Astrid pinata.
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I mean, I guess if it's a date. They were saying the date, right?
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And it's money for the other person to buy the food and get the stuff and the aquarium.
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Jeff gave me a beautiful orchid for our first Valentine's Day.
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For someone that I knew, and the person that was giving it to was very into pickles, loved pickles.
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Your first text message. Not just like, you know, I love you. Hi, what's up? Yeah, yeah, what's up? W-I-D. You up? Now you up would be funny. Yeah.
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Can I hit that? That's right. Can you clap them cheeks? Clap them cheeks.
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Well, I was going to say, unless, I mean, there's some good food trucks out there.
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Yeah, buy yourself a little gift, a little treat.
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But Sirius XM. But I agree with you on the monitoring of how many of those are out there.
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I know. It's like us polluting the ocean years ago. And now we're cleaning it up.
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And I love you. Happy Valentine's. Best to you. Best to you.
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Well, you're in that stage where, you know, you're like... We're in love. It's great.
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It's like your vacation starts that morning.
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Du weißt, wer Taylor Swift ist. Sie muss einer der berühmtesten Menschen auf der Welt sein. Ich glaube das.
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Christina's like, I don't know Billy Strings and I could give a shit about Taylor Swift. It's okay, you're not a Swifty. Us Swifties know each other. We have a special handshake. Yeah, you do. And bracelets. We have a special handshake with a platinum American Express. Das ist lustig. We did a whole deep dive. When was that? Two years ago or so? Two years ago. On that whole charity.
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And yeah, they do not give a lot of their money to the kids. No, they don't give almost any of their money to kids. It's charity wrapped in charity wrapped in charity. And then the CEOs and the executives are getting paid a fortune. And it's all tax-free, thanks to the non-profit system here in the United States of America. And that's how a lot of these non-profits are, actually.
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So, when we're sharing with you information about these, please know that we've looked into them, we've given money to them ourselves. There's a site that you can go to. There is a site that you can go to. I went to that site. I did, too. So, today's charity will be the St. Jude Foundation, St. Jude's Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee.
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Yeah, you have to have your hole in the head not to have heard of St. Jude, but St. Jude provides free... Care, travel, accommodations, accoutrements and food to families whose child or children have been diagnosed with terrible long-term or life-threatening illnesses, mainly cancer.
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So they provide that cancer care 100% free to families that otherwise could not afford it and they give some of the best medical treatment in the world to children. St. Jude's does this and they do it all on the backs of donations from people like us. Und Organisationen und so weiter. Aber St. Jude's Hospital, eine, die ich schon lange geben habe.
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Sie machen viele verschiedene Charity-Tipps. Und während sie auch viele Veranstaltungen machen, geht die Mehrheit des Geldes tatsächlich für diese Kinder in schrecklichen Situationen. Und was tun die Kinder? Ehrlich gesagt, was tun die Kinder? Lass sie alleine sein. Vielen Dank. Contact Odyssey, buy a spot on our show, give us some sponsorship money, we'll take that.
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But honestly, I'd rather, I'd prefer you in this case to give it to St. Jude. So today's charity is St. Jude. We'll take a break and then we're going to talk about Chrissy, our favorite and least favorite guests from 2024. Drama drop. We'll be back.
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This will start the first of 12 episodes of the commercial break every single day. Why I agreed to this, I have no fucking clue. But here we are doing it as we all rake ourselves over the coals. Ja, es ist eine der Dinge, wo es eine gute Idee klingt, bis du es machst. Hör auf. There's pressure on inventory in December and we're going to need to get extra bonus episodes out there.
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Okay, wir sind wieder da. Krissi, in den mehr als 200 Episoden, die wir in 2024 gemacht haben, eine große Menge davon, wahrscheinlich die größte Anzahl der Zeit, die wir auf einem bestimmten Thema verwendet haben, haben wir Celebriten interviewt, v.a. Comedianen, Schauspielerinnen und Schauspieler, hier auf der Kommerzialpause. Es war eine Veränderung, die wir in der 5. Saison gemacht haben.
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Wir haben normalerweise gesagt, dass es keine Gäste gibt, weil wir es nicht richtig machen konnten mit nur den beiden von uns, auch wenn wir eine dritte Stimme in den Raum geben wollten. But then things changed in Season 5 and we decided, why don't we spice things up because variety is the spice of life. Let's change things up and let's add some guests into the mix. And so that's what we did.
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And unbelievably, the guests came. And they came... Ich bin 100% sicher, dass die Gäste kamen, die keine Ahnung hatten. Eigentlich kamen ein paar von ihnen. Ja, sie kamen. A couple of them did. Like Hannah Berner said that she had listened to the show and she had mentioned that. And that felt very nice to me because Hannah was one of our first interviews and a big celebrity.
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Like Hannah Berner doesn't have to stop by the commercial break, but she did. And she could not have been more pleasant as well as her husband, Des Bishop, who was one of my favorites for the year. Des Bishop, I thought, was Hannah and Des. They were both lovely.
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Do you need me to remind you of who has shown up to the commercial break? Yeah, let's do it. Oh, you want me to tell you? Yeah. Okay, starting backwards. I'm just going to name a few. I'm not going to go through every single one. Ron Funches, Nicky Jam, Jay Pharoah, Reggie Watts made two appearances, Kelsey Cook, Morgan Jay, Doug Bass, Natasha Leggero, Doug Bass.
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Das ist einfach unglaublich für mich. Kein Knack auf Doug Bass, aber aus all den Namen, die ich dir jetzt erzählen werde, ist Doug Bass wahrscheinlich einer, den du nicht kennenlernen wirst. Oder vielleicht bist du es. Ich weiß es nicht. Wer weiß. Louis Black, Dulce Sloan, Gina Gershon, Fortune Fimster.
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Brian Moses, Scott Seas, Maz Jabroni, Tom Papa, Sam Murill, Rachel Feinstein was a ton of fun, Mo Welsh I loved, Dez came in, Dez Bishop, Hannah's husband, Margaret Cho, the great and powerful Margaret Cho, Mo Gilligan, Henry Hall and Daniel Thrasher from the television show Dinner with the Parents, Joe Dombrowski, Preacher Lawson, Brad Williams, Leslie Liao, Kyle Kinane, Paul Scheer, Lunell,
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Joanna Hausman, so viele. Und natürlich die, für die du nicht hier warst, die war Steve-O.
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Steve-O kam auch rein. Und dann war unsere sehr erste unfreundliche Gefängnis der commercial break-Casting. Oh, what was his name? Now I can't remember. Do you remember? Veerdas. Veerdas, that's right. Good old Veerdas. He was our guinea pig. He was our first. And we poked and prodded him. We rolled him over. We put him on a spit and turned him.
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So we tried to send him a pillow. All right, so now we're going to give a little bit of the tea about some of the guests that we had. And this is not a shit-talking session, but it is a shit-talking session. But we're also going to heap praise on people that we like. So here we go. We're going to give you the drama. Veer Das war unser erster Gast, den wir hatten.
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Und ich glaube, das brachte ein bisschen Angst bei Chrissy und mir, aber vor allem bei mir. Ja. Als ich mich um die Studio gerannt habe, um sicherzustellen, dass alles funktioniert, habe ich so viel Forschung über Veer Das gemacht, um zu lernen, dass Veer ein ganzer Feind ist. Vielleicht nicht hier in den Vereinigten Staaten, obwohl er viele Städte verkauft.
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Aber wenn du in Indien oder in den Mittleren Osten kommst, ist Veer Das einer der größten Feindinnen, die sie haben. Und Veer hat sich entschieden, mit uns zu sprechen. Ich glaube, er war in Minneapolis oder so, auf Wartezeit für ein Show. Und er, das erste, was er gemacht hat, als er aufs Radio kam, war, dass die Pillow in den Vereinigten Staaten zu flüssig waren.
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In Indien waren sie einfach flach. Flach, hart. Ja, sie waren etwa einen Inch dick und sie waren flach und sie waren hart. Und er hat seine Pillow so verliebt. So, Veer suffered through an hour of Brian's incredibly dumb questions and ass kissing.
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Veer took it like a champ and pretended like he liked us for an hour, sitting on the floor of this hotel room because he didn't like the pillows on the bed. When we got done, I contacted his agent and I thought, well, you know what a nice thing to do would be, Chrissy? Let's send him a pillow, like a flat pillow with the commercial break logo on it. That way he'll remember us.
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And I'm like, sure. And they're like, so can you come up with an idea for a bonus episode or two? And then I come up with the 12 days of TCB. 16 extra episodes. There you go. There's like only two days of December where we're not putting out an episode. I know.
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And I contacted the agent and I said, can we please have a forwarding address for Veer? We have something to send him. To which the agent politely responded, no.
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You can't send him anything. I think the agent and Veer clearly saw us for what we were. A bunch of amateurs doing amateur hour inside of the commercial break. It's one of the few interviews that I got really uncomfortable with. It was just a total shit show from beginning to end.
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If you want a good laugh, knowing what you know now, go listen to the Veer Das episode, which in my opinion is a train wreck from beginning to end. But maybe you have a different opinion. Tell me what you think was the worst interview that we did of the year. Not the worst guest we had, but the worst interview.
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Agents and, yeah. I don't disagree with this assessment.
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Reggie is a very... He's very intellectual. He's an intellectual and he's very out there and he has a certain brand of comedy, he has a certain brand of Musik. Musik. Und so haben wir gehört, weil manchmal werden wir von Agenten geprägt und so, du weißt, Reggie ist eine bestimmte Art, aber wenn er dich liebt, weißt du, es wird eine tolle Konversation sein.
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Die ersten 30 Minuten der ersten Interview, die wir mit Reggie gemacht haben, sind so unglaublich schmerzhaft. Es ist so unglaublich schmerzhaft, dass ich nur weinen möchte. Das ist alles, was ich tun möchte, ist weinen, weil ich nicht auf der selben Wege bin. Wir sprechen natürlich nicht die gleiche Sprache. Und ich weiß nicht, was es verändert hat.
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I thought to myself, he talks about drugs a lot, so why don't I just throw that out there? And I did. And it changed the entire tone and tenor of the conversation. And all of a sudden, Reggie and I had something to talk about.
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Er hat uns unser erstes Gästegeschenk gesendet und wollte zurückkommen. Und ich dachte, das hat mich einfach witzig gemacht. Und das zweite Mal, als wir zu ihm gesprochen haben, war es, als ob wir auf dem gleichen Kanal eingeladen hätten. Wir waren alte Freunde. Ja, wir waren alte Freunde. Und ich liebe Reggie. Ich liebe ihn.
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Und ich glaube, das ist der Grund, warum die ersten 30 Minuten des ersten Interviews... Ja, er tanzt zu seinem eigenen Drum. Sicher. Und ich liebe das. Und jetzt ist er in Liebe. Und ich mag die in Liebe Version von Reggie. Etwas darüber macht mich sehr glücklich, jedes Mal, als ich ihn sehe. Er postet immer. Ein bisschen seltsam, ein bisschen überraschend. Er genießt seine Freundin von weit weg.
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Sie macht etwas und er videotapetiert sie und dann postet er. Es ist ein bisschen schrecklich, aber ich mag es. Es ist wie, er macht es aus Liebe und ich kann das genießen. Reggie Watts, das ist sehr interessant. Wer else did you think was a unique interviewer? I'll tell you one of mine.
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I think I know who you're going to say. Well, I'm going to save that for last. I'm going to save the worst for last.
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But I'm going to share with you that Brad Williams was another wild card. That was. That was hard. I can see Christina cringing in the background. Brad Williams ist ein sehr populärer Comic. Er verkauft Raum nach Raum nach Raum. Er hat das schon lange gemacht. Aber Brad Williams, wie viele Comics, hat sein eigenes Wachstum.
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Und dieses Wachstum hat uns ein bisschen... Es hat uns gefragt, ob wir Brad Williams interviewen sollten. Aber ich habe mir gedacht, okay, vielleicht bringen wir Brad an. Und wenn... Ja, er hat es nicht.
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I was thinking about the 12 days of TCB and I was watching The Bear, which I have started now. Good for you. Hot take, not my favorite show in the world. Years later. Yeah, six years later, Brian starts The Bear. We actually had like a night with nothing. I mean, a night where Astrid and I put the kids to bed and we were both still awake with a little bit of energy left in the tank.
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4 Uhr, Wallow in Self-Pity. 4.30 Uhr, Stare in den Biss. 5 Uhr. Solve world hunger. Tell no one. 5.30 Uhr. Jazzercise. 6.30 Uhr. Dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7 Uhr. Wrestle with myself. Loathing. I'm booked. Of course, if I want the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
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Brad Williams did his entire set for us. Actually, you know what? I don't even think he did a set. I think I asked him about a wrestling cruise. And he went on for an hour about wrestling. Das war das Unglaublichste. Ich habe noch nie jemanden gesehen, der so gesprochen hat. Für eine Stunde ohne Briefe. Aber am Ende fand ich Brad zumindest ein leckerer Mensch.
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Ich musste nicht viel Arbeit für das Interview machen. Wer war noch interessanter? Margaret Cho.
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I thought was one of my favorite guests of the year. And here's why. Margaret Cho is a legend.
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And when you have like a legend on the show, you... It's a little intimidating. Well, you wonder if they come with legend attitude. No legend attitude about Margaret Cho whatsoever.
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Yes. In San Francisco. I love it. And she was like, hey guys. And we're like, hey, Margaret Cho. I know. And there was just no pretense about her whatsoever. And I found that to be... She was very easy to talk to. Yes. Steve-O was an interesting interview.
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Chrissy had been called away, so I called Tina and I said, Tina... I know you grew up watching Steve-O, so you'll know who Steve-O is. Can you please come in and do this interview with me? It was our second interview ever. And Steve-O's walking in the door. So Tina comes in and I said, okay, Tina, I'll take it. I'll ask the questions. Just jump in whenever you want to. You do whatever you want.
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And Tina said, okay. Not only was it Tina's first time ever meeting a celebrity, it was Tina's first time ever on a microphone. So Tina... I don't know any way to put this. It was a deer in the headlights for 63 minutes. But something so comforting about having my good friend in the room when I was doing an interview with someone.
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I think Steve-O was one of the more intimidating ones, simply because Steve-O, you think of Steve-O, he's a wild card. What are you going to get with Steve-O? He staples his balls to his leg for a living.
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Are you going to get crazy wild man? Is he going to do some stunt or is he going to bring in some bullshit? Is he going to... Be in character for some reason or another just to kind of throw you off because that's better content for him or for you. We didn't know what to get. And what we got was a very down-to-earth, pleasant guy.
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I was actually surprised at the level of maturity that came in the door. And no stapling of the balls, which disappointed me just a little bit. Just a little bit, if I'm being honest. I thought maybe, go ahead and staple your balls. And Steve-O certainly told one of the best stories that's ever been told on the commercial break.
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Er erklärte serendipitös, wie wir mit Mike Tyson viel darüber sprechen werden, später im Jahr, er erklärte, dass er einen Achtball von Kokain mit Mike Tyson in einem Schlafzimmer in Las Vegas gemacht hat. Ja, das ist wild. Ich war so überrascht, dass du in ein Schlafzimmer gehst, with a certified killer, like a guy who could knock you out and murder you in one punch. His hands are weapons.
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Right, which is rare. Yeah, so she says, let's watch a show. Let's get into a show. I'm like, alright, which show? The Bear. Okay, sounds great. I like that idea. Everyone's been talking about it since 2017. Let's get into that show. And here's my hot take. Loved the music. I mean, the music. Yeah, the music's great. This soundtrack to The Bear is fucking fantastic.
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And let's face it, Mike Tyson has not always been known to be the most mentally stable human being in the world. And then you add in an eight ball of cocaine into the mix. Only Steve-O could feel comfortable in that situation. They locked themselves in a bathroom, did an eight ball of cocaine and spent a long night having conversation with each other. You know,
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I don't think I would do the same thing. I just don't think I would do the same thing. Okay, favorite guest of the year. Favorite conversation of the year.
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Heather McMahon. Heather McMahon. I've learned now that we've done a number of these. I've learned. People come in one of two ways. One of three ways. They come in, they can see it's amateur hour, and they become the professionals and help guide us. In other words, they're the ones interviewing us. They're taking the lead and just making sure that everything is okay.
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They don't sound like idiots and we don't. Nummer zwei, sie kommen rein und machen sich ein bisschen weg. Jetzt ist es Amateurzeit und ich werde sie fühlen, als wäre es Amateurzeit. In anderen Worten, sie sind nicht so nett. Oder Nummer drei, sie wissen nicht, was sie denken, also sind wir alle Freunde. Sie wissen nicht, was sie denken. So they just end up having a conversation.
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Which I think would be probably our style of interviewing is more, let's just have a conversation. Because anytime I try and do too much research about a guest, it ends up sounding like Veerdas. In 1997, you won an award for most peaceful Indian comic ever. Tell me about that. It ends up sounding like such a shit show. Natasha Lajaro was fun. I think, who is my favorite interview of the year?
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Ich denke, es muss sowohl Fortune, Dez oder Hannah sein. Aber Tom Papa kommt sehr nahe.
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Ich denke, weil Tom Papa so viele... Das ist, was er für ein Leben macht. Er hat den Tom-Papa-Break-Spread oder was auch immer. Was ist das? Tom-Papa-Break-Spread? Ist das, was es ist?
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Tom Papa bricht Brot. Das ist ein Show, das wir gerade gemacht haben, das Tom hier machen wird.
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Tom Papa bricht Brot. Tom Papa bricht Brot. Tom Papa bricht Brot. Tom Papa bricht mit dir. Weißt du den Namen dieses Shows? Tom Papa Podcast.
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We were so close. But I would now like you to think about this over the break, Chrissy. I would like you to think about Okay. Oh, great. Make sure that we have no interviews in 2025 by talking the shit out of one of the guests that we don't like. I think we're going to have the same guest. I think it's going to be the same person.
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Anytime Wilco, Pearl Jam and Beastie Boys is in the first episode, you can pretty much be guaranteed that the soundtrack is incredible. But I didn't love the show itself. I liked it. I didn't love it. But, you know, I don't know.
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Because I think it was clear, probably even to the audience, that this was not going well. But if it's not, then we'll, you know, I guarantee this will become the most listened to episode of the commercial break after we tell you who our least favorite guest was. So let's do this. Let's take a break and we'll be back on the first episode 12 Days of TCB. We'll be back.
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Okay, so we're here on the first of 12 days of TCB. Brand new episodes for the next 12 days. Taking you through your Christmas. Grab your Yule Log and your other Yule Log. Grab them both and grab a hot toddy. A Yule Log is the picture, like a fireplace with that Es ist ein Kek.
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yes um but oh there is a really good one with chocolate and yeah yeah specially selected log burnt on a hearth as a winter tradition in regions of europe selected log yes i was just telling i was just telling astrid this so we went on friday uh to the local tree lighting ceremony here the local tree lighting ceremony they stop you know they block off the streets
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Starbucks bringt freies, heißes Kakao. Sie haben Stoffe in Taschen und sie haben eine Menge Feuer. Das klingt wie Spaß. Es klingt wie Spaß, außer für eine Sache. Sie schlagen echte Schnee um den Baum in diesem kleinen Quadrat. Also haben sie echte Schnee, wie einen halben Fuß echte Schnee in diesen grassigen Bereichen um den Baum. Was
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So they blow a bunch of snow and then so the kids can, you know, have snowball fights, which just means a bunch of teenagers being shitty and throwing them at the parents, you know, because it's so dark out and the teenagers are back there making snowballs and just throwing them into the crowd, which fine. Okay, we get it.
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There was actually one mother who ran in the middle of the, ran in the middle of the square and started yelling at the teenagers. Everybody was afraid. I was Goldwein. Yeah, bold wine. Here's a hot potty. Oh, mulled wine. Yeah, oh, God. Mulled wine is disgusting. Have you had mulled wine?
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Like a lot of the women in my life. The build-up was huge and then it was such a letdown. I will. I'm going to see it through. I've only gone through two episodes. Can you explain to me why the bear in the cage at the beginning of the show?
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With the cinnamon sticks and stuff in it? Yeah.
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It's gross. Yeah, it's gross to me. I like it. I like the way it smells. It does smell delicious. I don't like the way that it tastes. But anyway. So we go there. It's 19, minus 19 degrees outside. It is so incredibly cold. The kids do not want to bundle up, because kids don't want to bundle up. Ich versuche, es ihnen zu erklären.
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Nehmt eure Knochen an, nehmt eure Hatte an, nehmt eure Stiefel an, es ist wirklich kalt. In sieben Minuten werdet ihr kühlen und weinen. Und in sieben Minuten, sie kühlen, sie weinen, aber sie versuchen nicht, ihre Knochen und ihre Hatte anzunehmen. Sie wollen nur, dass ich sie halten kann. Für meinen Körper. Und ich bin so, Leute, das ist nicht möglich. Ich kann nicht 13 von euch abhängen.
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So let me explain. So the kids, they're supposed to light this tree at 7 o'clock. For the last couple of years, they've done this and they've lit the tree so late into the night that all parents around the entire town have been complaining, our kids need to go to sleep. Please light the tree quickly. So they have this tiny little stage that's set up. They have...
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Local organization after local organization singing terribly. You know, Christmas carols and the local band is up, the local string quartet is up there. It's minus 19 degrees. I got news for you. Your strings aren't going to sound so good when it's 19 degrees outside. They're all out of tune. So all the music is terrible. I mean, God bless them. They're trying. But all the music is terrible.
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Everyone's cold. Everyone's miserable. Teenagers are throwing snowballs into the crowd. Sounds like a blast. It was just miserable. The whole thing was miserable. And now I've got 13 to 15 children that are cold. And they go out and they play in the snow and then they're complaining that their hands are cold. And I'm like, what did you think snow was? Did you think snow was hot balls?
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It's not called a hot ball. It's called a snowball, kids. It's freezing cold. So now one of the kids wants my gloves because he can't put on his gloves. He wants my gloves. And I'm like, I'm supposed to suffer because you don't want to wear your gloves? I'm not that kind of parent, okay, kid? I don't want to suffer because of you. So we go there.
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All of a sudden, everybody's clearing out. The whole crowd is like... The crowd, let's be clear, is just little children. That's all it is. Who else wants to watch a tree lighting? I've seen a lit tree. I know what it looks like. I don't need to be excited with a moment that a tree lights. It's not something I'm interested in. It's for the kids. Light it at 5.45, please. For the love of Christ.
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Amen, Chrissy. Amen. So, the Yule Log, Chrissy, also is a tradition that back in the day when they had the three networks, At a certain time on Christmas, they would put the Yule log, the lit fire log. Okay, here's why I started this whole conversation in the first place. It was so cold out there, they could have had some additional fires.
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It's the very first scene of the very first show. The bear comes out of the cage. And at first I thought, is there some symbolism there for Chicago and the bears and the cubs? And so I thought maybe that's why they call him the bear. But maybe I just haven't gotten to the part where they explain why he's called the bear.
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In Europe, when we went to a theme park called Europa Land. And it was like the middle of January in Germany. It was freezing fucking cold. And at night, they have the roller coasters going and everything. There's no stopping it. You're going to go on a roller coaster. It's 19 degrees outside. You're going to be freezing. But what they do have is they take these huge tree stumps
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They cut them open and they light them on, they're dried out, they light them on fire in the middle and they burn forever. That's nice. And they have them every 15 feet. So the whole place is warmed up because you have all of these logs that are just burning. Why can't my local municipality do that? Who's in charge over there? Why are we so late? Why did we put real snow on the ground?
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Also auch bekannt als, ich werde es nicht sagen, denn dieses Video wird veröffentlicht, aber ja, er sollte in Deutschland sein. Er sollte in Deutschland sein, als Bürgermeister der Stadt. Das ist meine Meinung. Okay, sprichst du von Bürgermeistern in Deutschland, erzähl mir, wer ist dein least favorite guest of 2024, Chrissy?
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Neil Brennan. I think Neil Brennan was my least favorite guest also.
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He's very pedantic. He's very dry. Very dry. Yeah.
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Okay. He said, no, don't worry about it. You go ahead, tell my jokes. And it went south from there. It didn't get any better. To be fair to Neil. This is amateur hour over here. So it's not like we're the best podcast that's ever lived. I'm not Dana Carvey and David Spade. And I don't stand up for a living, so I'm not one of them.
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As much as we like to get in conversations with stand-ups, we're not stand-up comedians ourselves. We don't know what that's like. We've never put together three minutes of good material, let alone an hour of good material. Okay. But I felt like maybe he could have been a little bit more gracious about
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Okay, I will. But let me ask you about another part in the show that maybe somebody out there can explain to me. There is this noted James Beard Award winning chef comes back home after his brother dies to take over his Italian beef sandwich shop, which, okay, let's suspend disbelief just for a second that the James Beard Award winner is coming back to the Italian beef shop in Chicago.
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about the fact that, okay, you're here on a podcast, we're trying to promote your special, and, you know, just roll with the punches, right? Yeah, I agree. And to be absolutely fair, let's just lay the cards on the table. Neil is who Neil is, and Neil came in being exactly who Neil was. What you see is what you get. There is no two ways about it. I...
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Ich habe versucht, Neil über Ketamin zu fragen, und er hat mir erklärt, dass er wahrscheinlich das Spezielle anschauen sollte.
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Says Christina. That That is part of why I like Neil so much. That's part of why I enjoy his comedy. That's part of why I was so excited and interested to interview Neil. He also has his own podcast, which is a fascinating podcast. And what you saw on the commercial break is what you get on his own podcast too. It's nothing different. It doesn't matter if you're famous.
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Neil comes at you the same way every single time. Neil... I don't know any other way to say this, but Neil reminded me of that guy in the room who's much too smart to be in the room. Do you know what I'm saying? Much too smart to be in the room and then everybody knows it by the end of the night. It's kind of like, well, okay, yeah, all right.
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Yeah, I'm probably not going to invite him to our next party. That's for sure. I...
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Alle seine Spezials sind furchtbar. Er ist wirklich gut, was er macht. Und er hat den Dave Chappelle-Show gekreiert. Das ist richtig. Das ist einer der größten, brillantesten Sketch-Comedy-Shows.
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Yeah, I mean, okay, fair enough. So there we go, drama drop. Drama drop, Neil Brennan, our least favorite. And I forgot also that... And for no fault of his. No, it's our fault. It's all our fault. It's Brian's fault. Let it be Brian's fault. Let it be Brian's fault that Neil was a terrible guest. Now you'll go listen to that episode with a whole fresh set of ears.
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Did you think that episode was bad, Christina?
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No, I want to know. Did you think the episode was bad?
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You know, I think there's lots of people out there who get pretty far without being nice to people. But I understand what you're saying. But I also think when you have the bona fides that he does, when you work on shows that get...
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He comes, but then there are flashbacks of when he is working in That's right. I forgot about that. And then he's like talking to him in his ear and he is just degrading. He's like, you go die, you should die. That's how terrible you are. And I thought to myself, that seems a little bit unrealistic. Maybe this is dreamlike.
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So... He agreed to it, right? Yeah. Okay, I think the point is well taken. Then again, maybe we just got who Neil is and maybe it just didn't sit well with us because I think generally, generally, even though when the guests are not here, we cut up, I may sound like a dick, we may say things that are... Ja, genau. Rachel Feinstein kam auf die Show. Und sie musste auch nicht.
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Sie ist eine große Erfolgsstory. Sie kommt auf die Show. Wir haben eine tolle Zeit. Sie bringt ihre Tochter in die Konversation. Oh, das war so lustig. So, in this case, we say goodbye to Rachel, and I don't think she realizes that we are still listening to what she is saying. She's still being recorded on the thing. And she says to her aunt, wow, those people actually ended up being really nice.
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I really like them, as if I actually expected them to be a couple of assholes, right? Which was pleasant to hear. I don't think Rachel would mind me saying, it was a nice thing to hear.
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Ich dachte, wir waren auf dem Anruf und wir waren auf dem Anruf und wir haben es gehört. Also ich denke, die Sache, die du wegnehmen würdest, ist, dass wir nett waren. Wir haben versucht, mit jedem dieses Jahr zumindest nett und willkommen zu sein. Du bist nicht, du weißt, das ist nicht ein Gottschalk-Show. Du wirst nicht hierher kommen und wir werden all dein altes Dreck aufdrehen.
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Wir sind nicht, du weißt, wer ist der Kerl, der Kerl, der wir nicht Kat Williams sind. Wir werden nicht ein paar Sachen in deinem Gesicht werfen. Und der Fakt, dass That we tried our best to be nice to everybody and sometimes that didn't get responded to in the way that we wanted. You know, I guess, I don't know if that's the fault of ours or the fault of theirs, or it just didn't work out.
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It was like a bad date. It just didn't work out. And I'm not sure we're going to go on a second one. Oh, mir auch. Definitiv.
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Wendy McCovey war noch eine, die ich wirklich genossen habe. Ich habe sie wirklich geliebt. Sie könnte hierher kommen.
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Jeder spricht darüber. St. Elsewhere, St. MacLeod, St. MacLeods Familie.
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St. Dennis Medical is doing very well. It's a cute show. Yeah. Lunell came in.
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And Lunell was super sweet. She was. Lunell was another like super, do you know that Lunell is a bonafide superstar?
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Woher kam Lunella her? Ich weiß, dass Lunella ein ziemlich populärer Charakter war, als sie uns vorgeschlagen hat, dass sie in den Show kommt. Aber dann war ich so, warte, ich hatte keine Ahnung, dass sie so berühmt war.
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Ich hatte viele fantastische Gäste dieses Jahr. Danke, Chrissy, dass du mit mir dabei warst. Ich habe das aus meinem System bekommen. Du hast das aus deinem System bekommen. Ich habe das aus meinem System bekommen. And I think there's another thing that we learned in 2024 that we may be more careful about in 2025. There is an overkill of guests. Also, I don't know if we need one guest a week.
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So in 2025, maybe we'll do a few less guests and we'll be a little bit more juicy about the guests that we have come in.
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It's true. We need content for the next 11 days. Please text us and let us know. All right. So the first of the 12 days of TCB. There you go. Juicy Drama Jobs. We talked over the guests of 2024 and we're going to be back tomorrow and then tomorrow and then tomorrow and then tomorrow and then tomorrow. There you go. All right. Donate to the St. Jude Foundation. Link in the show notes.
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I know they would appreciate it and it'll make us feel good that at least one of you paid attention to something we said. There you go. I want to thank all of our guests, even Neil Brennan, for coming in in 2024. You've all been wonderful. And a few returning guests in 2025, question mark. Will Reggie make a third appearance? I think he should. Will Hannah Berner remember who we are?
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Will Des Bishop decide to be the third co-host of the show?
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Ja. I don't think she really thought that. Alright, tcbpodcast.com, that's where you get more information about the show. All the audio, all the video, the aforementioned show notes with all the links, sponsors codes, everything you got, it's all there at the website. You can also get your free TCB sticker. Hey, if you want a Memfo sticker, I found a pile of them.
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We have a pile of Memfo stickers. So if you want a Memfo sticker from three years ago, we'll be happy to send you one. Ja. Ja. Honestly, it takes like two hours to upload a video to Spotify. It keeps timing out on me, but we'll figure out. That's technical issues you don't want to hear about, but pretty soon all of our episodes on Spotify also. But I did learn how to put clips on Spotify.
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So now you can see clips of the show, like video clips of the show on Spotify. They're like Reels, but for the episodes. It's really cool. Speaking of Reels, at the commercial break on Instagram, I would say our TikTok, but TikTok might not be around for too much longer. So what are we going to do? Ja, ich weiß. Happy New York! Best to you!
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Well, I know main chefs can be awful. I've seen it in action, but go die?
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Yeah, I mean, the way that they show the... upper, like the part of his career where he was in these very fine dining, like the best restaurants in the world, like French Laundry, is intense and it's whitewashed and it's like a, I don't know, like a It's like an army.
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If all the chefs are in an army and they all are directed by a general and that general is no holds barred and he's going to break you down and build you back up, I suppose. But I've worked in a lot of restaurants and I've worked with a lot of asshole chefs. It tends to be...
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I guess that's the way a chef has to be, is to get everybody in line, he has to make sure that everything's up to standards and up to snuff. But that seemed to me to be a little bit unrealistic, that a chef would say, go die.
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Have you been to a gay Billy Strings concert?
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Does Billy Strings have like a Pink Floyd-like light show that's going on while he's playing?
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I think Billy Strings has kind of made it a thing.
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Ich glaube, Memphis wäre ein Ort, wo Billy Strings gut wäre. Ein großer Lichtschau. Billy Strings spielt Bluegrass. Ich mag Bluegrass. Er spielt mehr eine Mainstream-Version von Bluegrass. Er macht es in vielen Fällen verfügbar. Er ist auch der zweite Fiddle, keine Worte. Er ist der zweite Fiddle zu vielen anderen musikalischen Arten. Er zeigt sich an anderen Orten und steuert die Show.
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Und ich denke, das macht die Leute wollen gehen. Ich meine, es gibt Videos, wo Billy Strings spielt, wie ein Wohnzimmer am Ende eines Partys, bis es 2.30 Uhr ist. two people playing a song and they're blown away and the videos are grainy and awful and he's just, he's really amazing at what he does.
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So I would imagine that everyone was sober at the Billy Strings concert?
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Oh, you did? Is there a big scene at a Billy Strings concert?
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Are there string cheese heads? I don't know. Are there people who go?
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Is he doing like 200 nights a year? I mean, I know he's doing 200 nights a year somewhere, like with somebody. He's showing up places and he's doing things. But I'm interested to know if Billy Strings is like a fish-type tour person. Is he really hitting the road a lot? I guess you must be, if you have a light show and all that, you must be doing a lot of shows in a row. Right.
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And we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Finn Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kane.
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Because that's a big investment that you gotta make. Speaking of big shows, Taylor Swift ended her Heiress tour. Oh, it As we're recording this over the weekend. I mean, yeah, you'll hear this on Friday. So over the weekend, and apparently that left a lot of people distraught, including myself, because now what's my wife going to talk about?
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I mean, what's going to go on for the... What an amazing thing to go.
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Almost two and a half years, I think. I don't have all the details, but it certainly is. So Astrid was sharing with me, I said, you know... Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. True. True. Das ist süß. Das ist süß. Ich denke, ich kann verstehen, wo Astrid herkommt. Sie ist wirklich involviert in diese kleinen Details. Und es hat Spaß gemacht, um zu sehen, welches Dress sie trägt.
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Welche Song spielt sie? Wer ist der kleine Junge, der das Hat in der Mitte des Sets bekommt? Und alle anderen kleinen Dinge. Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, dass die Michael Jackson-Bad-Tour, ich kann mich nicht erinnern, dass Leute so verrückt über ein musikalisches Event gehen, wie sie es haben. Über die ERAs-Tour. Die ERAs-Tour kommt zu einem Ende.
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Astrid sagte, es ist schade, es wird kein weiteres ERAs-Show geben. Ich werde nicht sehen, dass diese Person darüber sprechen wird. Und die Inhalte, die sie online ingestellt hat. Ich erklärte ihr, ich sagte, nicht so sicher sein, dass das das letzte ERAs-Show ist, das es je gegeben hat.
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Wenn du 1 Billion Dollar auf einem Stadion spendest und all das Equipment und all das... Oh nein, sie wird definitiv wieder eine Tour machen. Hey, hör mal. Ja. Ja. need to be on the road making additional funds. It's what they do. They're in love with that. Yeah, with making the music.
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Klingt das nicht wie ein völlig anderer Episode als normal? Ja, es tut. Ich trage meine feste Kleidung, Kristen hat ihre feste... Was ist das, ein Shirt da drüben?
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Connecting with the fans. Making a billion dollars. Getting high in blowjobs all the time. I mean, what could you possibly... You're a verified rock star. And I think we can all agree that's something somewhere deep down in us that at some point we've all wanted to be just a little bit.
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Ich war ein Rockstar für einen Moment. Ich habe einfach niemanden auf meinen Shows gezeigt. Oder ich habe kein Geld bekommen. Oder ich habe ein Rekordalbum.
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Oder Kokain und Blutdose. Kokain und Blutdose habe ich auf der Angelegenheit bekommen. Aber ich musste hart arbeiten. Es war nicht so gut. Ich musste hart arbeiten für diese Kokain und Blutdose. Es kam nicht natürlich. Ich bin sicher, dass es Billy Strings macht. Billy Strings ist verheiratet. I don't think so. We know so much about Billy Strings here.
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I did know that too. I think he had his moment and he shared. I think sober but smoking marijuana.
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He is young. Yeah, he's young and he's been in the spotlight since he was like 18 years old, I think. He's been in the spotlight for a long time. He... He's not taken any kind of traditional road to success, like Phish or Widespread or Grateful Dead or whatever. He's just kind of been out there touring, making a name for himself. He's doing well.
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I don't have anything to complain about with Billy Strings.
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You've never heard the name Billy Strings? No?
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Hey, listen, okay, it's just not your thing. It's alright. Listen, there's a lot of musicians when I see them on Instagram and I'm like, who the good fuck is that? Yeah, there's a lot of times when I see, I'll see someone post something and they're at Listen, there's a whole different universe of Latina and Latino artists that I really have no idea about.
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Well, living in a household with Venezuelans, then you get introduced to some of them at least. And I looked on my Instagram the other day and I must have seen 6, 7, 10, 12, I don't know, a lot of posts. Es ist unglaublich für mich. Als ich aufgewachsen bin, in den 30ern, als ich aufgewachsen bin und MTV war, wusstest du, welche Künstler in der State Farm Arena verkaufen werden.
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I was hoping you were going to wear a bra. A sparkly Christmas bra? Like in the vacation movies. What was her? Beverly D'Angelo would always come out with some festive negligee on. I was hoping you were going to wear a festive negligee. Well, I guess we all lose on this one. We all lose except for Jeff. Jeff's the only winner of this one. The 12 Days of TCB, thank you very much.
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Jetzt, weil der Internet da ist, kannst du dementsprechend deinen Publikum wachsen und es kann sein, dass du unter dem Radar für so viele Millionen von Leuten gehst, aber für die Millionen von Leuten, die dich lieben, bist du das Ding. Du bist es. Genau. Das ist das, was Taylor Swift so großartig gemacht hat. Es ist nicht wichtig, ob du Taylor Swift magst oder nicht.
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I think so, too. And talking about the prices, right, I've always wanted to spin that wheel.
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And I wonder if when the camera's not rolling— People are, you know, hanging out late night.
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Everybody's briefly had a late night talk show.
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Oh, yeah, but the way other people are doing it.
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No, they're just grandfathered into the plan.
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Sounds good. You'll make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock.
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You can't film... It's not like the new Dylan documentary?
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Yeah, there's a palm tree in the background. Yeah, doesn't that look like a Margaritaville to you? Yeah, you've been. I have not.
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Yeah, it's jet black, but then with a spot. Splash of spiky pink.
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Well, actually, I can see it in the back of his head, too. Look at the back of his nape of his neck. Oh, yeah. It must go all the way down. That's right.
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He's peacocking around the bar. It's like a pink mohawk.
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I'm picturing him just like rolling around like an empty, you know, like when you go first move into an apartment and it's empty. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's just carpeted. And he's got this book.
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I'm wondering if they know. I know, it's kind of a strange setup here.
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Oh, I thought you'd never been. No, I've been once. Oh, okay. No, twice.
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Like Obama passing in the background of that, those people's picture.
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Yeah, I mean, he really is just answering his own stuff. Yeah, there's nobody asking him this.
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Yeah, it really splintered straight off into 21 Convention.
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You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Yeah, I mean, it's... We fight each other to the death. And then there's a war, and then we lose.
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I'm trying to think about this because we have reviewed so many of these. Was Adam the one where he was in his apartment and he was talking about the girl that he had sex with? Yes, the low lighting.
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I think so, too. I think that's – Yeah, and I guess people that maybe take – he's talking about infrastructure. I mean, I guess people that take the calls and book the coaching sessions.
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They have their tables. Yeah, it's like high school. Their usual tables.
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Yeah, give me a whole summary of what that entails.
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Yeah, he really went far from a place here in Atlanta.
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I think he was involved with the Kardashian show.
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He looks good. He sounds good. You know, he's intelligent. He can read the QR code.
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He doesn't feel like he has to— He's talking about mug warmers and incense holders. That's it. Today I was watching him— I know. When I walked into the studio here. Yeah, it was on. And I thought it was funny because they were like, and how much does this mug warmer cost? And here's a handmade incense.
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The hot wants what the hot wants. They used to tell me that. It is what it is.
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I'd be like, Brian, really? I'm holding space for her. You've broken up again? Wait, now you're back together again? The heart wants what the heart wants, Chrissy.
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Well, no, then you'd be like, hey, you want to come meet so-and-so out with me? We're going to go to the bar and come meet us out. I'd be like, I thought y'all broke up. No.
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No, I wanted to check out the Marketplace thing, and you know, it sucks you back in. Yeah, they know how to do it. It's the Facebook suck.
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The only guy that I – Anybody that's going to try and fight him is going to be – then that's going to be enemy number one.
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And he agrees with some stuff, but disagrees with other things, the major things that make the most sense.
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I know. I always don't choose that option when they're like, we can have it to you by 7 a.m. Oh, I always do. I'm the asshole who always does that. Like those poor people that are delivering it in the cold and dark in the middle of the overnight.
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And so it's been going on since the invention of our country, though. I mean, think about all of the of course, the train, the steel, all of that that actually built the country. Same thing. I mean, talk about those working conditions. There was child labor.
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Yeah, but when he bought that, though, it was definitely done pretty much. Oh, yeah, MySpace was dead. Yeah. TikTok's alive and well.
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He's got Barron, you know, next to him saying, Dad, you cannot do this.
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Even Apple, I just read, had to pay out this huge lawsuit for Siri listening to us, which we knew was happening.
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Oh, yeah. Did you see any of the stuff from the Sphere? Over New Year's? Yes, I did. It looked incredible. I was like, I really wanted to be there.
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I like Chesley. I like Chesley, too. He has the whiz-o-meter.
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See? Anima. N-Y-M-A. And you know what? That guy's dating Grimes. Whoa. Yeah, I went down a whole rabbit hole with that, with him and the sphere and then who, yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, it's like surrounding you. And then also there's stuff to do with the seats. They move and shake.
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And there's smoke stuff and whatever. Anyways, it's amazing. I was blown away.
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Yeah, with, like, the robot thing coming in and looking. And, oh, my God, I was – I just – I loved it.
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I after six hundred and seventy five episodes. Yeah. Eight hundred hours of the commercial. I already called. Do not send that to the editors.
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No, I just saw it when I looked at the show today. Oh, you did? I was like, did they mean that? I don't think they meant that.
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Well, I was going to ask you, did you ever see what happened to him?
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Everything's going to be okay. Yeah, don't worry about it. Boom.
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Are you talking about the ice storm? The ice storm. I was a child, so yeah. Let's go with that. I was living in Tennessee during that. You were?
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It was crazy. It happened so fast. Six inches of snow. I had just dropped Jeff off at the airport because he was going up to New York. Oh, really? Because I think that was around the Super Bowl, too. There was something going on. I think maybe the New York— I thought this was like—
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fall if it was 2013 it was it was like it was like okay then it was 2014 because that was my freshman year of college yeah okay so 2014 yeah so i had just dropped duff off and then i got back home and it just started dumping dumping i mean it happened so quick not and that's what caused that's what everybody got caught yes everybody's trying to get to their kids to get them out of school that's right and things went nuts the traffic was insane it went everybody was stuck
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I actually did that when we were down in Tulum. I forgot the code when I got back to the locker.
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What are you doing? Am I here for a massage? No, I just come here every Tuesday to enjoy the fire and get free lemon and sage water. No. Okay.
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I can tell already from the fact that you're like, let me tell you about this story.
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Well, in your defense, so when you're getting a good massage, then it feels good. You're talking. I'm relaxed.
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When you're getting a bad massage, that's like all you can focus on.
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Up until, you know, I got the quote unquote real job.
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Advertising agency. So, you know, that was kind of like, oh, the big thing. But yeah. And in a pinch, you know, you can always go back to it.
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Because that's just the way it goes here at the commercial break. Good old updates.
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Yes, that's been good. We talked about that, I think.
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And doing yoga. Like there was something where he was like holding her up.
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I know it is. The trains must run on time. The trains must run on time. They might have been over across the pond.
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Well, I mean, I guess the thing that I wanted to bring up was that CBS Morning thing. Yes. Where, you know, they're doing the interview. And then the interviewer asks Bill, so, you know, hey, tell me how you guys met again. And I guess she really jumped in and said, we're not talking about that.
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We're not answering about that. And I guess people were kind of like, why? I mean, I wonder why. Why not? Why not say? We met here. We met there. Who knows? I mean— A lot of people meet on apps now, and it's fine. There's nothing wrong with where you met. It seemed more suspicious to jump in and say, we don't know. We want to talk about it.
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Listen, I mean, I don't really care, but. It was in my news feed.
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Oh, my God. Well, this is really funny. I mean, this is so funny how stuff comes together. So here in my news, when I did a lookup, it says Bill Bellamy talks comedy MTV days and his top billion comedy stuff for the first time in almost 20 years.
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Whatever. I mean, cool, dude. All right. Yeah, as long as everybody's cool and the kids are cool.
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Because I think I would have a – me personally, this is just me personally, I think I would have a problem with my dad dating someone much younger than me.
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And then our Falcons guy, they made a stupid call, prank call.
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That's a new one. Yes, Brian got it wrong again. So will it ever end? I got it wrong. Will it ever end? Probably not. That's a great one. There's another one in there, too. Will it ever end?
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Oh, my God. My brother-in-law and I were talking about this. Really? What are these people doing? What are these people doing? What are you guys doing? I mean, they're fully dressed up. They have gone ultimate. Makeup.
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And the camera cuts to them and they are just freaking out.
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My favorite part is watching the families, watching when they get selected.
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Yes, I did. Let me tell you what happened. Let me tell you what happened.
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Crisis management. Do we have one of those? We need to have one of those. Because, you know, I get it. Jeff's got one, so we'll tap into his. He has one? Well, I mean, their company. They work with a PR company.
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That's how it worked. All right. Let's talk about VR raves when we get back.
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Yeah, the ones that I started going to were in warehouses.
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You and your avatar are getting down. Yeah, so Chrissy said... Drugs, sex, all kinds... Simulated sex. All kinds of things are happening for our days.
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And then, yeah, and this one guy they profiled in the article was – he was doing drugs as well. Well, good for him.
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Yes, well, we're looking at possibly a Fatboy Slim concert coming up. I love it.
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It's showing this girl with a headset on, and she's at the VR concert.
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But I think maybe when you have the headset on, it feels like you're there.
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And a lot of times they've already done it somewhere else.
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It's Fatboy Slim. I love that there's like a drive-in, too. Huh, interesting.
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Was it to the place that you went the last time with the weird curtains and things?
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You were, like, up on the top. We were up on the top and some guy was throwing ice.
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Right. Or the worst is just the rubbing of the lotion.
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I wonder if you could put like in your earbuds too, maybe just to kind of be like, hey, look, I just want to listen to my own music.
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When is it gonna end? I wrote the lyrics, by the way, so there you go. I just had to repeat. Brian got it wrong.
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It's our most viewed YouTube video ever. Still gets views, still gets haters. You try that. I would love to try it. I'd love to. I'd love to go out on stage to 50,000 screaming people who just paid $600 to see me and take a dump on the stage with a backing track. Nonetheless, just let the backing track do the work.
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Poor Vince. He's still kicking it all those times. Yeah. But I saw those New Kids on the Block videos and I was just, I was amazed. I was bedazzled by the energy on the stage. Very nostalgic. Speaking of New Kids on the Block, on stage, being a little bit older, have you seen those? I showed you, I think, the Frankie Valli videos, the videos of Frankie Valli. That is criminal.
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Whatever is going on there is criminal. I don't care what he says. Frankie Valli, Google it. Put it up there. Christina, put a link to a Frankie Valli live video from recently, from like the last two years. He's still out there touring.
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That's what he says. That's what he put out on Twitter or something like that.
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I don't even think Frankie Valli has the use of his fingers anymore to let alone put out a tweet like that. The guy looks, he moves his mouth just the littlest bit and the most amazing noises come out of it. It's he's singing as if he was 16 again. And so many people are like, and let me share this with you.
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I think that I am probably one of, I've got to be in the top five lip-syncing experts in the world. The ability to look and see if someone is lip-syncing. I've got to be. I've got to be in the top five. I know I am. It's the one talent that I am almost sure of. And as long as I still have use of my ears and my eyes, I think I'll be able to tell forever and ever, always.
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I can tell when Taylor's, I can tell when they're, you know, they have the Taylor Swift video on Disney Plus and my daughters. No, I do not know that. I am 99% sure that 90% of Taylor on stage is her singing. I saw her live, too. Yeah, you did. But I am also sure that there are backing tracks at points. There's got to be. Everybody has it. Of course, yeah.
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And, you know, you're running around with a microphone, shaking it around, and, you know, you might hit your costume or something like that. You know what those annoying noises to, like, go through the microphone. So there are points when I think Taylor uses a backing track. Okay, no problem. I don't have any. Whatever. I wish Vince Neil would use one.
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But I can tell when I watch that, and they recorded two separate nights. I was actually at one of them. And I think I can tell when they're using a different track, the different audio track, right? Because her lips are just a little bit off, just a little bit off. Well, let me tell you something, children.
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And as Chrissy pointed out, now we don't have to go through civil war. Yeah, I guess it's the silver lining. I said, yeah, we don't have to go through it in the next three months. We're just going to we're going to slowly go through it over the next four years. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go again. Buckle up. Be careful what you want. Be careful what you wish for. That's all I got to say.
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I have watched that Frankie Valli videos until I am blue in the fucking face and I have no idea whether or not he is lip syncing. None. I don't know. Even though his lips are just moving just a little bit, I think I'm convinced that it's actually him singing. Now, there's auto-tune somewhere behind him. Someone is auto-tuning him. But I'm almost sure that it's Frankie Valli.
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And how does a man in his advanced hundreds... Sing with that falsetto. How does that happen, Chrissy?
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Yeah, but doesn't your voice change over time? Wouldn't you think? What? Let me see. Yeah.
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Well, whatever. Okay, here. Listen to Frankie Valli at 130 years old or however old he is. I think he's like 90. Okay, here we go. Wait one second. Oh, here he is. It's an announcement.
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Oh, this is during the pandemic. No, we're checking in with you, Frankie. Okay, that was five years ago. Jeez.
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No, that can't be here. Hold on. Just listening to it. I want to get one where he's like... Oh, here he is. No, that's from a couple years ago. Oh, God, Frankie.
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I'm not even looking at what you're... Okay, I believe that that is Frankie Valli. But which version of Frankie Valli is it? Is it the version from 1932 when he was actually singing as a star? Or is it the version from 2022 when he's 98 years old? I think so. Yeah. Listen, I'm not here to cast dispersions. Frankie, you can answer me yourself. I'd like a retort video if you don't mind.
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Because I know the first thing that Frankie gets up in the morning is checking in on the commercial.
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Like Irving. What channel is that? How do you tune it in? Oh, good old Irving. I kind of miss that guy.
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Anyway, I just wanted to say to all the Wahlbergs, I'm sorry about your Italian restaurant and... Yeah, our condolences. Our condolences to all the bottles of Chianti Classico that have gone. All your pasta fazoles. All your rigatones. They'll rebuild, Chrissy. They will.
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Be careful what you wish for. So Trump will be the new president, according to some sources. And we get money morning quarterback all we want. But the truth is people just didn't show up to vote. Not enough people showed up to vote for Kamala Harris. And many more people have spoken. The people have spoken. And so there you go. And, you know, we don't always win.
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Yeah. I don't care who's president. I want Mark Wahlberg's Italian restaurant fixed, cleaned, and ready for operation by the next time I come to Las Vegas. That's all I care about. All right, let's take a break. And we'll continue to get through this together. We'll be back.
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I just started planting little seeds here and there. It was so tough, especially when I got drunk. And I made a rule, I'm going to do no cocaine around this guy, because if I do, the first thing that's coming out of my mouth is your girlfriend's cheating on you. Yeah. Because again, you only have so much to talk about while you're high on cocaine. Okay?
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I'm going to guess Jackie is a hot, young spry 60 years old. My guess. All right.
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Well, good for you, Frankie. I love it. I love it. I love to see old folks doing well and living their lives and being energetic because I know I'm right around the fucking corner. And so I'm hoping that things turn out just as well for me. I'm getting really annoyed by this curtain blowing in the background here. Hold on one second. We're in the process, kids. We're in the process.
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Just to let you know, we've just made these final decisions. We had a big meeting. We had a big meeting earlier, which consisted of Chrissy and I drinking our woes away, hoping that we're still citizens tomorrow. We're going to make some big changes for season number six, maybe even beforehand.
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And we're going to revamp the studio, which means you're probably going to hear best ofs while Brian tries to figure out which wire goes into which plug. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. But we're going to make some big changes, including putting all episodes and many, many clips of the commercial break back on YouTube and the other platforms.
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Yeah, our video editor left for Paris, so we couldn't find her anymore. No, I love Morgan. I love her. I watch her on Instagram. She's doing well for herself. Good, good. So... I was watching the other day, so if you're anything like me, Chrissy, you've been not paying attention to any news since Tuesday night. No, I had to turn it off. Oh, I did too.
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And that's a lesson that I'm trying to teach the smallest of my children. And yet it seems like half the country doesn't understand that when it doesn't go their way. But I will share with you that I do understand that this is how it goes. And so if we're still able to vote now, we're still allowed to vote in four years from now. I will make sure that we go do that.
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I turned it off at about 10.30 on Tuesday night, and just, it's... I watched Jon Stewart, and then I, yeah. It's kind of like going to the doctor for an annual. I know I'm going to get a finger in my ass. So let me just not worry about it until the moment that it's happening. You know what I'm saying? Just let me ignore that I'm going to have that happen until the moment that it happens.
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And so I just let the cold water wash right over me. I tried to go to sleep. I didn't get much sleep, but tried to go to sleep. And then I woke up the next day and decided I am taking all of the news channels off my favorites. And I'm going to start watching what I know best. 90 Day Fiancé and all the other, yes.
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And I said, even though I've been shit-talking 90 Day Fiancé lately, start with 90 Day Fiancé. Before. The other way. Oh, the other way. Yeah, yeah.
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There's two versions. There's two versions. I think I said... Anyway, whatever. Who cares? I want to get to the point here. The point is, I've been watching that, and this morning, I caught myself watching a Lifetime Christmas movie called Christmas Lover Anonymous.
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About a girl in a small town. Why are all Lifetime Christmas movies in a small town and some big city slicker comes in and falls in love with somebody? You know what I'm saying?
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They have a formula and it just works. And they keep on getting bigger and bigger stars to star in these Lifetime movies, which is fascinating to me because they are so incredibly terrifying. They really are. And I know lots of people who love them. I really do. Like, young people who love these movies. I think Christina likes these movies. I'm not mistaken.
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Sorry, Christina, if I'm saying this wrong. But pretty soon she'll be able to respond to us. But I think she does like those Lifetime movies. Anyway. The Lifetime movie I was watching was called Christmas Lovers Anonymous. Now, this was on at 8 o'clock this morning, and this is exactly where this movie needed to be, is where no one was going to see it, because it was terrible.
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This big city slicker newspaper editor comes into town, and then there's somebody writing anonymous stuff to this, like, you know, these anonymous letters. I love Christmas. Spicy news. Spicy news.
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sometimes i look at my boyfriend's girlfriend you know like stuff like that like you know but not like that because that's lifetime movie and it wasn't like that you know these little christmas notes that she was writing they were taking the small town by storm right and so you know of course i didn't see the end of it but i'm sure he found her they fell in love and everything and the snowy christmas filmed in downtown la or in the middle of canada in
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Is this movie with Chris Pratt is coming out this year, I think. I think so. And it's called like Christmas Excalibur or something.
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If my wife is still a citizen and my kids are still allowed to live here, then we'll go through that. And that's part of the reason why I get a little nervous about Trump presidency is because my wife is a newly minted citizen. And one of those yahoos on that side of the aisle is already talking about denaturalizing citizens from certain countries.
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Oh, sure. And one of the shows that I have been watching is this 90 Day The Other Way. And there's a guy in this story who's dating a girl that lives down in, I want to say it's Mexico. He's dating a girl that lives down, no, Colombia. A lot of Colombians on these shows. And he's in a wheelchair. He is a paraplegic, I think is what it is.
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He's got most of the use of his hands, no use of his legs. He does have the use of his penis, though, apparently. Right. So there's this he goes down to visit her. This is the first time they're meeting. Pretty cute couple. The way that he lost the use of his limbs is he was shot during some kind of drug deal gone wrong. or something along those lines. It was because he was up to no good.
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He was running with the bad crowd and it came back to haunt him or whatever. He's changed his life and now, you know, he's trying to do better and he's an upstanding citizen and all this other stuff. I like the guy. I like him a lot. But during the show, he...
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goes one night with this girl and all you see the next day is that the two of them aren't there now you don't see what happens that night but you see that they're not together and there's big drama they're in a fight they're in a fight here's the drama they go back to the hotel and he decides or she asks like it's time to get spicy let's get spicy how do we do this now remember this guy has no use of his legs no use of his limbs basically from the stomach down
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So there's a lot involved in this. And he says, or she says, do you have a condom? To which he replies, no, I don't have a condom. So I'll go down on you. And when he says this, she says, no, don't go down on me. I don't want you to go down on me. And he gets in a big huff, gets in his wheelchair and rolls off. Right now.
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There's a big follow-up to this where she explains that, in my opinion, he didn't ask me if that was okay with me. And to me, that's a more intimate thing to do than actually having penetrative sex. Like, it's more intimate. It's... Something that I would only do with someone I felt extremely close with, and I'm not sure I'm there yet. It was too soon, too much, too soon.
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And he stormed off, and his opinion was, she rejected me. I was trying to service her some other way because she didn't want to have sex without a condom.
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Why don't you just bring a condom? Why don't you? This also plays a role in the new Love is Blind, by the way, when you get to that. There's a whole scene about he doesn't want to use condoms. She can't take contraception. You know, it's like this whole thing. And he acts like a real fucking dick. The guy in the scene acts like a real fucking dick. But you'll get there.
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So there's this whole back and forth that goes on. And this guy in the wheelchair finally calls his sister for some advice. And his sister says.
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You did? Yes. Okay. All right. His sister says, listen. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with her. I agree with her. You've been insensitive. This is insensitive. It has nothing to do with you. Yeah. It has to do with the way you approach the situation and the fact that she just might not want to go there yet. Like your head is down inside your fucking vagina.
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So and I'm sure that Venezuela is in the crosshairs because for some reason, remember, Trump came out when he during his presidency was talking about how great Venezuelans are. We love the Venezuelans. Yes. We're going to do everything for the Venezuelans. Let the Venezuelans in. The Venezuelans are great. And now they're eating the cats and eating the dogs or something. I'm not sure. But anyway.
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Maybe that's just not where she wanted to go that night. She wasn't ready. She wasn't prepared. She felt self-conscious, whatever it was. Right. And you took it as a rejection and you decided that, you know, she was being a bitch and you rolled off. I would say walked off, but that's not exactly what happened. Stop it, Chrissy. You're going to hell.
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He huffed and puffed and rolled off. And so this reminded me that a couple of maybe years ago, we got an Ask a TCB survey. about this exact same thing, about intimate sex, not about wheelchair-type stuff, right? Just to be clear. No one's rolling off in this Ask DCB. Okay. Okay. Here you go. Here you go. Are you ready for this? I'm ready.
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Okay. Dear Brian and Chrissy, I love the show. Some of my favorite episodes are when you guys do Mountain Monsters. I have a question. I'm hoping that you can help me. Well, we'll certainly try. Oh, hold on one second. I just lost it. I'm hoping you two can help me. My girlfriend and I have been dating for about six months. We've been intimate since about the first month.
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And by intimate, I mean having vaginal intercourse. However... I tried to go down on her a number of times, but every time that I do, she says no. I take this as a flat-out rejection, and I don't understand why she doesn't want me to go down on her. Every time that I ask her, she says, I'm just not into it, no thank you, but there's no deeper conversation as to why she's not into it.
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It is one of my favorite things to do. I am really fascinated by licking pussy. Yeah.
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Yeah, cool, dude. Awesome, bro. And I'm wondering if you have any advice as to how I could break the ice or make this happen. Yours truly, Spencer. Okay, so Spencer. I don't really know anything about this because I don't have that kind of machinery. But maybe our friend Chrissy here can lend us some information as to why some... Listen, I know some guys that don't like blowjobs. I really do.
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And if I'm being honest, if I am being honest with you, Chrissy, here's an admission. It's not my favorite thing in the world either. Blowjobs are not my favorite thing in the world. I like them. I'm okay with them. I'm not going to turn one down. But if I had to put it on a list, it'd probably fall down below... I don't know.
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So here you are. And here we are. Together we will get through this. Yes. I promise you we will be here through every tough inch of it. Hopefully providing a laugh every once in a while.
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It falls somewhere a little lower than, you know, me having oral sex with a woman or, you know, some kind of position that I enjoy. So tell me, Chrissy, why would some girls maybe not want to go that route?
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Yeah, listen, I know. To explore. I know that you're feeling like this is something. But don't take it as a rejection. No, don't take it as a rejection. It's not a rejection. It's just a personal preference. And I think Chrissy's right in my estimation. As the guy giving advice to the guy in this situation, I have always believed this since I tripped on peyote 30 years ago.
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And here's since my first trip on peyote 30 years ago. I had this vision about sex and sexuality. Sex for a guy is the act of stabbing something that's outside of our bodies into something, right? But sex for a girl is the acceptance of something into her body. And that is a whole different animal than poking yourself into something. It's just a whole different animal.
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And I don't want to speak for women because they can speak for themselves. But think about this. It's a whole different thing. Sensation, the accepting of someone is the difference of giving of something.
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Yes. She might be self-conscious of her smell. She may just not like the sensation. She may not have ever had it presented to her properly. She may feel like her vagina doesn't look good. Listen, all the same things that you probably feel when you are in a Roman bathhouse and you take down your pants are probably the same things that she might be feeling when you try and go down on her.
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Yes. Somebody pointed that out. Thank you, Kristen. Yes. And so now Brian will bring out his guitar. Yes. Or the piano and play, I'm on my way.
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It's a gift that she's going to give to you and vice versa. But sometimes gifts are unwanted. Do you know what I'm saying? So just respect her boundaries. Or maybe it's not the right time. Maybe it's not Christmas time yet. And just respect her boundaries. It's different for a lady than it is for a man.
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And your tongue repeatedly darting on her clitoris in some sloppy and weird way is probably just not what she wants right now. You're okay, dude. You'll be okay. Yeah. Just maybe it's not happening in this relationship. And if it's that important to you, then maybe you need to find someone else. That's my advice. If it's that important to you, maybe this just isn't working out. Also, pocket pussy.
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Also, fuck a pussy. I mean, if you really want to go there, dude, just get yourself like a manufactured toy. Bring it into bed. Ask her. Say, can we get a sex doll? Can I eat the sex doll out while I'm having physical sex with you? I mean, like, whatever, dude.
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That's right. Opening up is a whole different thing. The acceptance is different than the giving, right? And so us guys, we're the givers. We're the pokers. Like that guy said, we're stabbing with sexual energy all around the world, right? But the acceptance of something is different.
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And I just think it's different to stick your penis in somebody's mouth than it is to have something stuck inside of you. And while we may never understand that sensation fully or what all the things that it entails, we never will, just give that a little thought, like a little thought. And don't be too pushy about it. this. She really doesn't want it. Just leave it alone. Get that sex doll.
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Throw it on top of her head while you're stabbing her with your sexual energy. Get that sex doll. Put it in some weird position and just go to town, bud. Stick your face wherever you want to.
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There is the AI robots out there. Okay, so you want to go for another Ask TCB? Sure. Okay, hold on one second. Since I know you enjoyed that one, Chrissy. Uh, where did it go? Okay. Uh, hey, Brian and Chrissy, one of my friends the other day, uh, one of my friends the other day told me something in secret. I'm trying to decide whether or not I tell my wife about this, period.
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My wife, I'm saying period, like I'm, like I'm talking to, talking to text. Yeah. Okay. No, women are chatty patties and you have to be careful with any information you give them.
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Home sweet home. Because I impressed the Venezuelans with that. Yes, you did. That's how I got to become an honorary Venezuelan citizen.
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Yeah, dude, it's not a very informative email. How do you present this to your wife without trust your wife? How's that? Trust that your wife won't say anything.
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Yeah. I mean, like, I do get it, though. Here's what I think the deeper question is. When you have a best friend, right, or a friend, and you know they need to know something, is the trust between a man and a wife, does it override your want and need to protect your friend from something? So I go and I tell you, hey, Chrissy.
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So do I. Yeah. A thousand percent. Otherwise, I don't say it. I think that's husband-wife rules, actually. Yeah. That's husband-wife rules. You cannot keep something from your husband or wife. It's just really hard to do. Because here's the truth. How much do you guys really have to talk about? And if something exciting happens, you've got to say it. Yeah. Let's be real about it.
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If there's a big secret running around the gossip channel, you have to play telephone with your wife. That's just the way that it is. What else do Astrid and I have to talk about? Another episode of the commercial break? Why do you think there are episodes of the commercial break? Because Astrid and I ran out of things to talk about. Exactly. Yes.
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Do you know the funniest thing? And I know in spite of that. But I mean, look who's heading up that country. The Trump Venezuelan. Venezuela's Trump is running that country. Did you know I want to share something very interesting with you? Is that actually I'm not going to share this. Astrid will get pissed if I share this. So I won't share this. I will tell you off air what happened.
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Yes. Let me get... Here's an example. One time, I had a girlfriend that I had had for a while, and I was... Good friends with this guy. This guy was dating one of her friends. She came and told me that that friend had confided in her that are the couple friend that we had that she was cheating on him and had been for a while. Right. And please don't say anything. This was very tough for me to do.
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Yeah, that's a tough one. Very tough for me to do because I felt protective over my friend. Of course. He was blindsided. He had no idea what was going on. He was clueless. Really, he was clueless. And so I just found like little ways. Yes. To kind of lead him on to the situation. Like, hey, where's Jenny tonight, right? Oh, I don't know. She's out with her girlfriends. Yeah, cool.
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Which girlfriends is she out with? I don't know. I think she might have gone out with your girlfriend. Oh, I don't think so. I think my girlfriend's working tonight. You know, like little, little, tiny, little things to kind of lead him on. I made him suspicious about his own girlfriend, and eventually he found out what was going on. Now, could he have eventually found that out on his own?
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Maybe, right? But I just started planting little seeds here and there.
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It was so tough, especially when I got drunk and I made a rule. I'm going to do no cocaine around this guy, because if I do that, the first thing that's coming out of my mouth is your girlfriend's cheating on you. Because again, you only have so much to talk about while you're high on cocaine. Okay?
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Before we dissect the lyrics of Oasis' Wonderwall yet again, let's talk about some good juicy gossip. Here's my advice. There's wife and husband rules. You have to live by those rules. The rules are what happens here and what's said here stays here. Mm-hmm. You should be able to trust your loved one. If you can't, you might be in the wrong situation.
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I know this is very difficult, and I know it's hard to believe that your wife would keep this secret, but I think she can. Why? I don't know. That's just a gut feeling that I have.
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You put it back on the other person. You say, you tell them or I'm going to. Yeah, you tell them or she's going to. I can only keep this husband-wife secret thing for so long. 24-hour expiration date. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to get bored at some point. There's going to be nothing else to talk about by 6 o'clock tonight. So you better share that information. Figure it out. Yes.
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And my wife is a fast texter. There's a WhatsApp group for everything. So you better start sharing information right now. All right. We'll be back.
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But something very interesting happened on Election Day for us personally in this household. I do believe that everything happens for a reason. I do believe it is what it is. And I also do believe that in some sense we create our own realities, right? And so we're here for a purpose. We're here for a reason. We're all living through this time and place for a reason together.
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Okay, one last Ask TCB that is, quite frankly, a crazy question that I don't even know why anybody would present to me. Brian, I recently broke my penis. Has this ever happened to you? What did you do? during that situation. Like, there's a little bit more to it, but I don't want to go into detail because I might be giving something away.
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But basically, he's asking, have you ever broken your penis? No, I have never broken my penis. But I know people who have.
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And the strangest thing is, and how this wraps all back into 90 Day Fiancé, is this situation just happened on 90 Day Fiancé also. Or at least they were talking about a broken penis and how this guy had months and months of recovery and that it was a bloody affair.
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A bloody affair. I think because of all the veins down there, sometimes it breaks and you can have...
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blood oozing out of your i don't even want to think about it to be honest with you i haven't broken my penis but i've had it bent in ways where i thought it might be broken it's you know when you're going at it going at it going at it chrissy and it comes out and then you hits hits hard on something that it's not going to go into and it just kind of bends in a weird way that's a really really painful thing to happen but i don't think i've ever had an officially broken penis i've had it hurt but i haven't had it broken you should consult your medical uh professional
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Yeah, I mean, what did you do? What did I do? I mean, what do you... Oh, I think he was trying to say, like, what did you do to, like, get yourself off? No, like, what did you do during that period to get yourself off? Don't touch your penis, dude. That's the thing. If it's broken, you got to let it heal. You can't go right back to it. What are you, an idiot? You're a dong-dong, dude.
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Yeah, go to your doctor. Don't go back to it. Go to a medical professional for medical advice. I am not a medical professional. And these are some of the STCBs that I get sometimes where I'm like... What's that? Medical questions like they're in a medical emergency. What's TCB going to do? I don't know. I don't know. What do you want to do? What did I do to get off while my penis was broken?
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I don't I don't know. Listen, I am seeing more and more that there are classes. online teachers, online videos on how to do orgasm-less or semen-less orgasms.
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Now, this has been around since time almighty, and I'm sure you'd have to have your head in a hole not to have heard of this, but there is a way to... There's a number of different ways to have orgasms as a guy without actually shooting your load. Now, I'm not going to get into all the secrets here because this is a family-friendly show. Let's say...
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The ancient wisdom, ancient technologies of the Vedic yogas. But here's the thing, Chrissy, is that you can do this. It's very possible. And I have done it. It's a wonderful thing to go through. But I would say consult your local medical Tantra yoga practitioner. That's right. Go to a Tantra yoga conference and it'll answer many questions you have about this. I've been to them.
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I've been to many prostate massage conferences. Right. True story. I've been to many party in the woods where we're all transmuting our own orgasmic energy. It's a lovely, lovely thing. And so if you really want to know how to get off without getting off, you could figure it out, dude. You're smart enough. There's lots of books. Yeah, but I'm not a doctor.
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And we're helping each other create our own realities. You're playing a role in mine. I'm playing a role in yours and all that other good stuff. And something so monumental happened to our family on Election Day that I'm not going to share here. Oh, great. So sorry about that. Yeah.
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I can't tell you how to fix your broken penis so it can jizz again. I mean, I just can't. Speaking of ancient Vedic yogic practices, have you watched the new documentary series on HBO about Kundalini Yoga?
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There's been three. And I wonder if that's, is it like new? Are they going to have more episodes? Oh, it is? Yeah. Okay. I'm in the middle of episode two. Me too. Somewhere in the episode. Me too.
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Yes. And this, oh no, I haven't gotten to that part yet. Oh, okay. But I am really fascinated by this young lady, the Santa Java or whatever her name is. Santa Java. Yeah. Whatever her name is.
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Yeah, that was a different guy that they did the expose on Netflix. But this guy who started Kundalini Yoga, which is a practice that I know many people, many people I know have done before.
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Only in America are we, well, I say only in America are we dumb enough. Listen, it's true. The guy who started kundalini yoga moved to America with $35 in his pocket, was wearing a turban and white robes, and people thought he was a yoga master. So he became a yoga master, made up his own yoga practice that he said was from ancient secrets.
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ancient secret yogatic technology, which he just started picking apart other things that he had learned in the Sikh culture and then kind of installed himself as a god, basically, amongst men. Meanwhile, he was a customs official. In Pakistan or something. I mean, it's insane. It's insane to think about. What is it called?
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Well, if I share it, then Astrid's going to get pissed because I know this is one thing she probably wouldn't want me to share live on air. But anyway, OK, I'll move on. So, you know, no matter how you feel about it.
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Yeah, the Breath of Fire. Listen, I have done the fire breath for a long time. And I swear to God, it can get you high. There's no doubt about it, right? But I think that's from years and years and years of people trying to like kind of figuring out how to manipulate the body in a way where you open up your third eye. And listen, I don't want to get into all the chakra stuff.
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You either believe in it or you don't. a good chunk of it. I believe in some of it, I think is just people trying to make a buck off the next person, right? There's a lot of that that goes on. There's a lot of charlatans and scammers and I, and then some people who I don't think intend to scam other people. They just happen to along the way. Um, But there's a lot of this going on.
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People are desperate for information. They're desperate to connect. They're desperate for spiritual meaning in their lives. And when you're desperate for that, you look this way and that way. And a lot of people are turned off by traditional religions. It's just the way that it is, especially the younger folks. Me too.
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They're turned off by the idea that I have to walk into a church, give $10, and listen to some shithead sermon. priest, tell me all the things that I'm doing wrong. It's based on guilt and you would like kind of guilt yourself into that. But the thing is, is that in the pursuit of some of this, some of these people become exactly what they don't want to become.
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They become like, you know, just priests, essentially they're deities. They're telling you what to do and what not to do. And some of it really quite ridiculous. If I'm being honest with you, really quite ridiculous.
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Yes. So this guy who started Kundalini Yoga, he had like a – he called it the secretariat, which was like 13 women who would follow him around everywhere running these multi, multi-million dollar businesses that he started because he had so many people following him for this Kundalini Yoga practice. Well, then one of these young girls who –
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trump in his presidency he will be the next president and uh chrissy and i have done this show but we have done this show only for a very short amount of time during the last trump presidency so we'll see how this one goes chrissy we will either be detained and cuffed into an internment camp yes Or we will find many points of laughter, as we have during Joe Biden's presidency also.
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And maybe or maybe even not ever met this guy, decided she was going to take over the practice in Los Angeles.
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Yes. I don't know because we haven't gotten to that part in the documentary, but I'm fascinated by it. I had heard of this person, this lady, this woman, and I had heard of her practices. Listen, Chrissy, we are much closer to this than you think. I'll share with you off air.
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We are much closer to this than you think. 100%. Listen, kundalini only goes so far, you know what I'm saying? And if you've been to a couple workshops, then you're going to know who you know and you're going to see what you see. And, you know, I'm not here to tell you whether or not that's good or bad or indifferent. I don't know. I think kundalini yoga is fine and I think it can help you
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connect in some way, shape, or form energetically with the universe. But what that means, I don't know. That's different for every single person. What I do know, here's what I do know, is that I'm not going to sit around and start following someone blindly because they tell me that they have, like, the ancient wisdom, the ancient secret to connect with God, you know? I just don't, I don't know.
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I don't buy it. I... Dr. Wayne Dyer said, be careful when the ego walks out the front door that it doesn't come in the back door, right? And here's what I mean by that. A lot of people, some with the best of intentions, become exactly what they walked away from. They become the thing they never, they become the thing that, not that they despise the most, but they are trying to not to be the most.
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Before we dissect the lyrics of Oasis' Wonderwall yet again, let's talk about some good juicy gossip.
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You know, you try and get away from like these kind of dogmatic religions that keep you boxed in and now you're praying to some, you know, star child in the sky or something like that. And then all of a sudden, 15 years later, you're sitting at the top of an altar praying to some star child in the sky. Yeah.
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shaking your hands around wildly calling it the breath of fire i mean yeah i don't know it just seems it be careful you have to be careful don't follow anyone become no god there you go and that's it and that's why i don't give advice out on broken penises okay now you've got the answers chrissy that's why here on this show we are putting a moratorium on broken penis questions here on the commercial break no more yeah just if you think you have one go see a doctor
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I mean, I'm sure you have seen a doctor. If you break your penis, you're going to know it. I've had friends who have had broken penises, and it is no joke and sometimes takes a long time to recover from.
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Yeah. But when you have a broken penis, at least you can say you were doing it right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You don't break a penis from boring sex, Chrissy, I'll tell you that much. No, no. No, you don't. There's no boring sex broken penises. Yep. All right. Stig with us. So much new cool shit coming to the commercial break. You're going to be so excited.
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And at the end of the day, it'll still just be Chrissy and I here answering silly questions from silly people.
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I'm excited. I am excited. I am excited. Energetically, we need some new Kundalini. We're going to bring it in the door.
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That's right. We're going to start wearing turbans and making granola that we sell at Whole Foods for $35 a bag. And ketchup.
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Well, now that the water doesn't have any fluoride in it. We're going to have to start making toothpaste. No fluoride in the water. Let's start with that. That's a good one. Deport everybody. No fluoride in the water. Sounds like a great place to start. So many problems on this earth, but let's start with those two. Right. Yeah. All right. We'd love to hear from you. 212-433-3TCB.
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That's 212-433-3822. You can text messages, questions, comments, concerns, content ideas. Ask TCB. I have made a promise to myself that I will get to these much quicker than I have been. I mean, literally, we're reading these from years ago. And I'm so sorry.
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No, that guy's penis has been fixed for three years. This is like he emailed us... He emailed us when I was talking about the turkey gobbler. Do you remember the turkey gobbler?
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All right. CCBpodcast.com. That's where you go. All the show notes, all the links that I talk about. Christina will put them in the show notes. You can go to the website, see them there or on your podcast player. You can get your free sticker at the website. Hit the contact us button. Drop down menu says, I want my free sticker. Give us your physical address and away it will go.
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no fuss no charge to you we're happy to send it what else do I have to say at the commercial break on Instagram TCB podcast on TikTok youtube.com slash the commercial break if you're not subscribed please go do so because soon every episode of the commercial break will be on YouTube Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you.
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Sad news coming out of Las Vegas this afternoon as we're recording this. Mark Wahlberg's Italian restaurant in Las Vegas apparently has been set ablaze and is currently burning on fire. I know. In Las Vegas? Yeah, I think it's Las Vegas. And it's the Italian restaurant, I believe, not the Mark Wahlbergers.
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And I love you. I'll say best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there on the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say, goodbye. Quadruple Fister.
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Which, as I pointed out to Chrissy before we got on the show, I said, you know, they must be very popular because I see them all over the place. As a matter of fact, we have one just down the street.
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But I just can't bring myself to walk in and order a Marky Mark burger.
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A Funky Bunch cheeseburger. I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't. I cannot bring myself to be, because I know what's going to happen. I'm going to walk in there and I'm going to get one of those Mark Wahlberger burgers and it's going to taste good to me. And then I'm going to be like, I'm a Wahlberger kind of guy.
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No, no, you never do see that. But you never see any of those chain restaurants on the best of lists either, because those critics are way too poncy to put one of those on there.
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Well, yeah, In-N-Out's just a sentimental favorite, though. You know what I'm saying? I've been to an In-N-Out burger, and I do agree. They have really good burgers. But I would not put it in my top five burgers of all times. I just wouldn't. I would put... Shake Shack on there.
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I would put them. I would put a local place here. Lucky's, I think, is really good. But on the top of my list, if I had to name my top three and I had to name a top one, I would put Fred's Meat and Bread.
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Fred's Meat and Bread has the most incredible burgers I have ever tasted in my entire life.
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Oh, those cheesesteaks. You know? Mm-hmm. Before I lost all this weight, when I was just starting to date Astrid and I was living in that house, after my girlfriend ran off to California to trim weed in the nude... Yes, that's right. That's all my guitar. After all that... No, I'm kidding. Perfectly lovely human being. She's doing fine now. Everything's better now. Oh, good.
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Everything's better now. She got better. And so did I, by the way. Yeah, what was I thinking? I was really thinking someone 22 years my junior was going to... was not going to leave me to go trim weed in the nude. I mean, the story she told me about trimming weed out in California was, and I know a lot of people who have gone and done this. Oh, yeah.
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It's a young man or girl's game, that's for sure. But apparently in some places. And some of the more dangerous, like trimming weed in California, still not legal for the most part. And we're not talking about like a legal farm. We're talking about like trimming weed in the middle of the woods and somebody's private property.
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Yeah, like Humboldt County, where things are still very dangerous for everybody. And the working conditions are dangerous. And they like have to ship potable water to the top of the mountain. If you've seen that documentary, Humboldt County, that is where she was going. And apparently you would trim weed in the nude for two reasons.
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Number one, it was so fucking hot and there was no air conditioning, hot and moist, you know, wet with all the sprayers and all that. But number two, so you were not stealing the weed. That was like the main concern. This is like a like a heroin den or something like.
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Yeah, and can I ask a question? Like, with heroin, I can understand. You could probably slip enough heroin into a bra to make a dent in the supply. But weed is pretty bulky. Like, wouldn't you recognize if someone went up three cup sizes in lumpy tits? Like, let's just be honest about it. And so, anyway. What the fuck is going on in here? Exactly.
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When I was living there, and I would go to Fred Meat and Bread.
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Best to you out there in the podcast universe. And I sincerely mean that. We're all going to get through it. It's going to be okay. I don't want you to sweat too much. Yet. Another two months. It'll be all right. Apply for your green cards now. You'll be fine. Everything will be okay. Half the country is waking up with a terrible hangover.
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We just had to deliver. When they started delivering, I would, on three nights a week, I would get a burger and a cheesesteak. And I would eat the burger and half of the cheesesteak. That's what I would do. And they also make their own ketchup. Now, normally, I say... What is wrong with your fucking brain making your own ketchup? Do you know what I'm saying?
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You think you're that good at making everything that ketchup is going to taste better because you made it? Fred's ketchup tastes better because they made it. It's the only ketchup I've ever had, homemade ketchup, where I was like, that is really good fucking ketchup. Some people might say, Brian, you haven't had enough homemade ketchup. Of course I haven't.
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Yeah, you don't have citric acid and yellow number six and diglominate eskinate in your fucking cabinet. Of course you don't. Think that's tomatoes? No, it's not. And when RFK is in charge, all that stuff will be gone. We'll all be eating just tomato juice for our ketchup. I could take the fluoride out of the water.
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So yeah, so Marky Mark's Italian restaurant is, and that got me to thinking, that fucking Marky Mark, that Mark Wahlberg.
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went from being a guy who danced with his shirt off in his underwear to a multi, multi, multimillionaire.
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And took his entire family with him from the streets of Philly, which I think is where he's from. Is it the streets of Philadelphia? I'm not sure. Boston, wherever he's from. From the streets of wherever it is to... And I'm sure by the streets, I mean some bedroom suburban community. Yeah. I think he was like hardcore street. He wasn't Tupac Shakur.
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But anyway, from the streets of wherever to the streets of L.A. to Hollywood to one of the probably one of the better paid actors, entertainers in the industry.
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But sometimes, sometimes I can get down with it. The ones that I watch. Yeah, the ones that I watch.
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Some of those movies I watch. And then some of them I just am not interested whatsoever.
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I did love that one song Marky Mark did. I got to say it got me. It got me. But that was the time of MC Hammer when everything was just universally terrible. And we all liked it because that's what we had to ingest because MTV was pushing it down our throats. We had no other options. You think I could dial up paste magazine dot com and see what the top 10 songs were?
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No, I had to listen to the radio until Marky came on again. Oh.
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The other half of the country is waking up with their true social stock through the roof.
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Now it's all scissor up and creak. That was a time when a white guy like Mark Wahlberg could make a living in hip hop. I don't think he could replicate that. I don't think he could replicate that kind of success. He parlayed it, though. Yeah. And all his brothers went along with him.
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It's hard to be first. It's hard to be first. Yeah, but, you know, the New Kids on the Block are still touring. I know.
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Mark, the new kids on the block, and I know this is hard to believe. N-K-O-T-B. N-K-O-T-B-A-K-N-Y-A-K-Y was, if you know, you know, was... Taylor Swift-level famous back in the day. And I'm not joking about that. Taylor Swift-level famous. Could not go anywhere.
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I just read that the top 10 billionaires in this country woke up $61 billion richer on Wednesday morning. Wow. Wow.
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Well, okay. I'm making a joke. Yes. What was the song that they sang? Come on, you got to know it. It was your first concert. I know. Did they sing anything?
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Yeah, I don't remember any of those songs. Let's see here. Hold on one second. Let us not be wasteful with our time here with the listeners. Let us dial up in new kids.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember. I remember. Taylor Swift level famous. And just like, unlike Taylor Swift. And just like most of these other like, you know, one hit, two, three hit wonders, they had to go away for a while. Yeah. Because they were so incredibly famous that by, you know, within a year, everybody hated them. Everybody hated them. Universally hated them.
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I was never a fan, but I don't think I was the target market. Yeah. And I might have been just a little bit too old. I knew some kids. I knew some guys that I started dressing like, you know, the new kids on the block.
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And so they went away. And then I think back in like the early 2000s, mid 2000s, they came back, they reunited, they did a tour. And then I think now they are again back on tour. How do I know this? Because on Instagram, I have seen some of the reels of them live. Now, the audiences are a little bit smaller and the girls are much older.
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And the guys are now huffing and puffing their way across the stage. But I can't blame them. They're like the same age as I am. Well, they're probably older than I am. But I mean, some of those guys are huffing and puffing their way across stage. It looks... It's like Frankie Valli. They're like, you know, rolling Frankie Valli out.
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Oh, no one huffs and puffs like Vince. Vince is still a three-pack, you know, three-pack of camels, 12-pack of Bud Light kind of guy. Geeks down my heart.
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To be clear, I am not one of those 10 people. I am not. I'm not even a hundredaire, let alone a billionaire. Anyway, here we are. We took a couple days off so we could get through the election. So you probably heard me yapping about something silly yesterday. And I just wanted to share with you that it's Friday now and we're all still here and everyone's still alive.
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Which we've also reviewed too. Maybe you should look into that.
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You know they give you the options? Dancewear sales.
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I think he means not type A, but type B. But also he threw in a virgin.
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But they probably had a limited selection of who they thought they could match Brad up with.
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I know, nothing like starting with 75-25. In my favor.
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I thought I'd work myself up to 50-50 with you.
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That's a long time. My cat lived until she was 22. That's a cat.
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Yeah. It was obviously for the ice cream sandwiches.
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It's this place called the bus station. Oh, is that a new restaurant in town? No, it's the bus station.
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And then can you picture him pulling up to the table? Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, Mrs. and Mr. Schmidt. Hey, it's Brad. And Brad.
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I mean, I think a parrot's a parrot and a cockatoo's a cockatoo.
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Ich kann mir vorstellen, dass es nicht viel Anforderung gibt an den lokalen Scheltern für Pferde.
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It starts with us. It's kind of the same thing.
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Yeah, it's pretty crazy, the drama with that.
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Dropped by his representative or whoever, his agent.
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Yeah, I haven't really paid attention that much to it. I've seen the headlines. I'm not subscribed to Perez.
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Well, I remember there was a big to do when it first came out because Blake Lively wasn't.
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There's something about the press tour. Yeah, there was a lot to do with that. And she wasn't denouncing domestic violence enough or something.
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I remember there were things about the press tour. And I meant to watch the movie, but then I just didn't. And so now I'm... Maybe I should just watch the movie. But I kind of don't want to watch the movie. I don't know.
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If I did wrong, I would— Yeah, it seems like it's gotten out of control. It's way out of control. And now people are past the point.
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They're just like, nope, I've got to prove myself right.
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That's another controversial one.
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There was a good cleanup effort, yeah.
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Which is a great Christopher Guest movie, by the way. It is a great Christopher Guest movie. I started watching. I was watching it a few weeks ago and I was like, this is such a great movie.
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I did it once. I'm not doing it again.
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I watched one of the nominees the other night. Nora? I think that's the name of it.
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Yeah, I mean, I can see where that comes into play.
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She just stands there. But I can see in some parts where it's a sad situation.
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But it is funny and it's very, it's different. And it was good.
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They just slapped Margaritaville on everything.
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No, it was a quick hit. It was a quick hit. You had a quick getaway.
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Oh, I can't wait. Next week, we're going to have a phone call. I can't wait for that.
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That's got to be saying something.
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You know me and my view on cruises, and I can't believe this is your pitch.
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The last time we talked about cruises, we talked about going on a Ritz cruise. Right, but no one called us.
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And so does Astrid. Yeah. This is a step... Would you bring your kids on this cruise? Fuck no! Okay, well... Fuck no.
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Yeah, that's when everybody threw everything into the river.
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No, they did. Oh, they did. But people were complaining. They were getting sick? The Olympians were complaining.
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For like old coins and artifacts and stuff?
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You talked about that, I remember. It does. Doesn't somebody get sick last summer?
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And then they're going to go do it when they're a teenager. Of course they are. They're going to go do it.
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It was awful. Like you said, you know, the kid kind of set us off and said go for it. And we had rented like this big, huge one. The eight person, the ten person? Yes. And then we had also, we were overambitious thinking we were going to like go off and do our own little. So we had like three little ones or something, two or three little ones.
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So it took us forever to go into the point of finally, I mean, it was like dusk. And we were like, where is the end of this? It had been like eight hours, nine hours. We had to call the company. They had to come and tow us back to the place.
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We went to like the very furthest landing. Yes. Up.
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Right. You're like, I'm done. No fun.
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I like going on a walk. Yeah, take a walk by the river. On the banks of the, yeah.
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Makes sense. It's around your neck, and you're on stage with all the people and lights and stuff, music.
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I think I remember hearing that in one of my autobiography books of rockers.
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I can see how that could happen to a young person. You know, if you're seeing Bob Dylan walking down the street and the way he looks. Yeah, it could seem a little suspicious.
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Well, would we do our live in studio? Remember? Yeah. Down at the studio.
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You have to be in the right mood for it because I love jazz, love, love, love jazz. But yes, with the whole, the stuff that gets out there, you have to be in the mood for it.
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Oh yeah. I'm actually, I follow this one guy. He does it with, he makes mushroom music.
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Well, I mean, he makes it with, like, he puts little microphones in it. It has, like, a vibration. The mushrooms do.
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I was going to say, yeah, if you're really into, you know, caring for your plants, you might get this.
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Yeah, they probably don't because their songs have been redone. All over the place.
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And then they were part of the whole MTV video stuff when that came out. They were MTV.
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Which one's Hall and which one's Oates? Hall is the blonde one. Hall is the blonde one.
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He's the one who was doing the thing within his shed or something. He had created a stage.
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Maybe it's on AXIS. Maybe. Now I need to go back and watch AXIS more.
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Wait, hold on. I'm focused for a second on tied to the rolling chair.
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It does. And where did the pictures come from? Were they like inside like house surveillance or were they just people?
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I love everything about it. The video that goes with it, you know, she's got the green and her hair is in her face, and yeah.
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Horizontal? So you don't even, like, you can't even sit up?
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No, you're in your own home and you're having to do this and not sit up.
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How does that even work? Because you would have to turn the bottle to then get your penis in it.
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I've never even heard of this. No, it shouldn't be an option. It should be off the table.
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Plus, think about the planet. Look at the bottles you're using.
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Yeah, maybe you throw the bottle away and that goes into the landfill.
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It looks really good. Everybody did a great job. Well, thank you.
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Yeah, unless there's some kind of medical reason that you're doing this.
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Well, I mean, if you're stuck in a desert, you know, and you have to, or like stranded on a boat, you have to. But that's the only case.
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I'm picturing you in like a dinghy, you know, out in the middle of the ocean, stranded, just grabbing swordfish.
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Well, I was going to say, you never know what you're going to do when you have to survive.
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I am moonlighting on another one. No, those sneaker sales are crazy.
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I'm not making that kind of money yet on my other podcast.
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Here you go. I'm like throwing. Here's what I'm saying.
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Well, this was a big discussion, actually, because my dad just went on this cruise. And so, you know, people over at Thanksgiving and the place that I went to afterwards were asking, like, oh, how's your dad? What's he doing? And... And so I said he was on a cruise, and it became a big topic of discussion amongst everybody about if you would cruise, do you cruise, da-da-da.
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The overwhelming majority did not want to and did not.
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Well, a couple of people said that they didn't like the fact of being just out in the middle of the ocean like that and not being able to see land. Mm-hmm. I cited the sicknesses that have happened on board. Plus, I don't think I want to be shuffled around. Like, if I like a place I want to stay, hang out, enjoy it, explore it. Not be like, oh, time to get back at 5 o'clock to the boat.
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I mean, I see how it's a good way to see a lot of places in a short amount of time. You know, you kind of get to touch on things. And I'm sure there's some beautiful scenery. But, yeah, for me – and don't get me wrong. If someone gave me an all-expense-paid trip on a cruise, I'd go and I would make the most of it and have fun. But –
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Did you have any people on that cruise that were late to get back?
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I was going to say, it's kind of like a hotel on sea.
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Nightclubs, theaters, ice skating, roller skating. Yeah.
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I guess you're right. That has to be what you're going for.
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And I guess at the end of the day... Usually not with the same exact birthday.
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Some people say that, though, too, and then I would see the person and be like, I don't think they really look like me. But that's – so it could be a perspective. Now, this Brady situation, they really do look exactly like each other.
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Yeah, who did I used to get? It was Ashley Judd. And I think it was just the way my eyebrows were or something. I don't know. There was some resemblance.
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Yeah, I've gotten that quite a few times. But I don't think that I look like her. But I love her.
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I don't know. You're giving us little clues to work off of here.
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Yeah, we talked about that before. There should be equal nudity. Mm-hmm.
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I can't remember what Sam... I can't... The HBO one that he's... Euphoria.
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I saw that, yes. Well, she really parlayed that career into huge success. Lots of stuff.
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Instead of smartless, we're pantsless. The 12 inches of TCB.
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The Thanksgiving holiday was great. Yeah, I think we've already recorded our post-Thanksgiving show. We have, but now that we're actually back from Thanksgiving.
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It was wonderful. Super low key. And there were just five of us. That's the way I wanted it. And less stress because we ordered everything.
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I'm going to bring you over a little pan of them. They're delicious.
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Yeah, they come in a round little pan, and they're small. They're like that big. Oh, and they're all packed together?
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They don't bloom too much, but yeah, you do cook them and then you eat them and they're delicious.
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Yeah, but didn't Gerald Ford pardon Nixon? So it started back then.
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And he's lost the election and Kamala lost too. So he's like,
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We'll just let it flow. This is kind of our first foray.
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How are we supposed to find some random... Those cases are hard to prosecute.
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All right, tell us. Well, again, I highly recommend this newsletter. It's called Nice News Daily, and it comes to your inbox every day, first thing. So you can start with that before you get to the slush and dumpster fire stuff. It's happening. So here's something. Paris Hilton, of all people, is helping women-owned businesses begin again after they've eaten fire.
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So just two months after her house – After they've eaten fire? Well, that fire is out in – Oh, the eaten fire. Okay.
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Yes. So just two months after Paris Hilton watched her Malibu home burned to the ground, she's already helping others rebuild their lives. The reality star and entrepreneur is harnessing her nonprofit 1111 Media Impact to offer grants up to $25,000 to women-owned businesses impacted by the fire.
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Yeah, I think she kind of got a bad rap. But I know what you're saying. She was just like kind of in that wheelhouse when we were younger. Yes. And she was rich, beautiful, fun. What are you going to do? She's going through her teenage years in front of everybody. And yeah, there was drug use and alcohol. Of course. Like everybody goes through a lot of people, especially celebrities.
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But now she's married and she has a baby and she's come out talking about that abusive school that she went to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those like wilderness things or tough love things. The wilderness, yeah.
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No, I think that used to be a thing. Like they would have like oil wrestling night or something. Yeah. Clubs and things.
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That's got to be the first guy because he talked about legs.
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Is his name actually Miltie or Milton? It's Milton. Okay, they're just calling him Miltie.
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I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you.
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No, I was going through his whole list of movies. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that one, this one. He's played all kinds. He really was so versatile. He played anybody and everybody.
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I know. He got throat cancer. Yeah, he got throat cancer, but then recovered from that. And his latest thing was he was in the Top Gun Maverick. Yeah. That one.
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Yeah. Well, there's a documentary out there that came out a few years ago that I watched. Yeah.
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I think. But yeah, it was really good. And it goes through his whole kind of trajectory with the throat cancer. I know. But he died of pneumonia.
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No, there's always good stuff. I have my nice news newsletter.
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I don't know. And then afterwards was when he tweeted or said, yeah, whatever. I got to get back to God's country or something. So I guess he just had to get out of there. I don't know. He hated New York. Saturday Night Live, I'm not sure.
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There is a lot of mental stuff going on, too, with girls and guys.
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Listen, I've been with— That attributes to the climax version of the sex.
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Look at my dick. Look at my cock and balls.
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Look at my stiffy! 59 and a half? 58 and a half? 58 and a half.
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It was like how to figure out Fahrenheit to Celsius. Yes, it's like pi. You add 30, subtract.
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Literally. Breathe on it. Yeah, I remember like in the 70s when you had those little things of cocaine that were sitting on tables. Frankie has things.
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And one guy couldn't get his dick to go down.
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I love how a guy won't get his hair cut. That's actually the major thing that I see that guys do keep up with.
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This video feels like when I was just out in Colorado and I ate an edible. I was like, where am I? What am I doing? What happened?
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We're both like, look at my body. Look at my body. I know to go back to that.
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Before we get into the first one, we're going to briefly touch on all these other things.
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You know what's going to get you that damn... Come into the family fold.
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What's your fucking problem? Welcome to the family. I'm going to murder you. New Balance?
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He looks like he's tatted up. Look at my body!
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I don't even know exactly what the advice is. There is no advice. Get your haircut. That's all I've heard.
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Actually, get your haircut and then like punch that person in the face.
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But I get the most response from the Frankie ones.
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We do need to have him on. We do need to have him on.
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Welcome to the family. It's a family powwow. Welcome to the family.
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It's passed down from Bernardo to Bernardo.
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I've been doing plaid pleats, pleated shorts.
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I just like to carry it. I like to carry it right in front of my dick. Strength.
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A chancellor having a pornographic double life is an extremely rare case.
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Remember we were talking about Mick Jagger having a man's man?
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He is a man's man. He does whatever needs to be done.
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But Jackie Beans – And for somebody like Kevin, who's like one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.
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He's – And just cool and a great father, husband. I mean, he's just, he's a great guy.
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He's been with Kevin and his family now for a long time.
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I mean, I knew it was going to be good, but it was like way even more.
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A hundred percent. We were all laughing. We were like, come on.
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I didn't even realize that you ran all the way up to the heavens.
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Before that, I had just been nursing a drink like for two hours or something.
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I've had that before down at Lakewood, and it is miserable. At least in downtown Atlanta, like at Lakewood, there's nothing.
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At least in downtown, like Rafa and I were like, let's just go have a drink.
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Right, that's probably where everybody else was going to.
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Meanwhile, I'm calling Jeff. I'm talking to Jeff. You and I are texting. I was up until 3.30 in the morning.
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You actually lost a lot of weight after you got divorced.
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Well, me too. You know that's the only way I like to drive.
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We should have found the homeless guy back from before the show.
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I just remember breathing around. I was with y'all. I was with everybody. Well, because I think everybody had the spirit of let's just get it done.
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When we get to the point, I mean, I have to just say I was laughing to myself about you guys on our little group text that you started. Yes. Because the two of you bickering back and forth on the group text was hilarious.
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It had to have taken y'all a while, too, to get to my house.
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They're just drawn towards each other. I'm picturing him waddling with his dick first. I must attract.
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Wow. What happened there? Almost holding hands to get away from me. I don't know. Did he say anything in between that? No.
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She immediately is thinking, why did I agree to do this?
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If some guy did this to me, I would be like, and? What is happening?
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Ja, würdest du nicht für den Ausflug gehen? Ja. Sie hat ihre Arme an ihrer Seite.
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Yeah, get the family around the Yuletide and blast up TCB.
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It really is. When you sent that to me, I was like, oh my God. So did they also hear the story at the same time and actually went through with the idea of putting together...
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Also I'm going to point out that they started on the stage much further to the right. She has backed away slowly all the way to the left of the stage.
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Das Gefühl, dass es eine Verhandlung zwischen den beiden ist.
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There's gotta be another one that's popped up somewhere. Or I guess it's just now all YouTube stuff.
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Or people becoming Trump's advisors to Bitcoin. Bitcoin.
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What's his name again? I need to look him up. Who, this guy?
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Would you like a taste of it with your tongue or your testicles?
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A Pinot and a Cab. I mean, we don't go crazy unless it is a very special occasion.
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I can't remember the name of it. Because I was never going to buy it again. You know, I mean, it was probably a couple hundred dollars. Yeah. You know, four, maybe $400 bottle or something.
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Yeah, like a Sauvignon Blanc for white and then we go Pinot or Cab depending on the meal for reds. Sir? I can see Jeff at the house.
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He's good. The house is doing good. I've got it all still decorated up with the Halloween stuff.