Krissy Hoadley
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Maybe we should start the TCB life coach program.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Quantum! Ah, yes. Throw in a little bullshit here, a fancy dress there, a cheap holiday in ballroom here and there, $10,000 a weekend. You're a quantum light worker in 5D coaching energetics. By the way, what is she wearing? You take a kimono and you put some gold in it, and then I'm wearing a momo.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, that's the way you start with the cleanse.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
It's like a male chiropractor, though. You know, they crack and they go, oh, it's disgusting. I don't know which chiropractor.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Sorry. I mean, have you seen the videos online? Oh, no. Chiropractors cracking like young women. No. It's disgusting. Oh, well. Mine doesn't do that. Thank God. I like mine. I'm of the mindset that chiropractors are scammers.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
If they're evidence-based and give you things to do at home, absolutely, 100%.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Like, NP is her thing, but I don't see the L. I did have to get through NLP. It did sound like that, though. She's Natalie Patterson.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Did you hear what she said? She said she read a book about money.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
She's calling in. Calling in. You just have to ask for it. Ask the universe.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
There you go. I called it in. I called it in. Hello? Hello? Hello?
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Okay? Channel the money, channel the money, channel the money.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
That is my power. I will be doing that this month. Start accepting gratitude, Georgia Power.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, now I can get that sleep study done. Yeah, there you go. Thank you.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, she's eating. She's eating Cheetos or something.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Oh, my gosh. Her life has literally changed because of NatPat. And the light codes course.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
She could have had $2,500 in her pocket, but instead she's even.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
And then the work that you had already been doing as an actress.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Paid off. Paid off. And it was because of Natalie.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
These depends are light and easy. Oh, my God. I haven't watched TV in ages.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
She said the most important thing. You don't even need me.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
There was like the egg – There's a ton of them out there.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Oh, yeah. It happens, you know, with the PUAs, too. Oh, it does happen with the PUAs. They're going to give you the secrets.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Unlock everything. But just after a while, I tell you this whole story.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Yeah, she's just speaking confidently and telling her own stories and stuff.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
It was made out of eggs. Oh, okay. Supplements. Supplements.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Well, I was going to say... A better human than... Yeah, then nobody's going to pay for it.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
You can get in early on them, yeah. If you get in early— And it's a good product, of course. And it blows out.
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
They really are everywhere. And I've noticed in some newsletters that I get. I am being pitched. Do you want to take my seminar?
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, I mean, self-help is a huge industry.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Something, yeah. I don't think he should be wearing those pants.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I did. The Baldwins? Yes, I did. I've seen some press about it, and I've seen it pop up on Max, I think, or Netflix.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Are they looking for the poachers or for Bigfoot?
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
It's on TLC. I don't know if I'm interested in watching it, but I don't know.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
They've come up on another guy, and they've blurred out his face.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Maybe it was the guy who owned the cornfield.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Yeah, it sounds like a freak accident.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I guess the cameraman's in there with him now.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
The cameraman's right in between his legs.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I mean, they're a cautionary tale. So much fun.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Yeah, it's like car accidents, too, where somebody's responsible for killing someone.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
Well, yeah. Counting back to number five, it was Bigfoot, right? Bigfoot, yep. With his nest.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
And then they upped the ante then on number four, and that was the Lightning Man, which is a version of Bigfoot that strikes quick like lightning.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
They lifted it up like he was He-Man.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
This one has green eyes. The other one had red eyes.
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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
I love that the Whistler man's digging graves.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Okay. You can't risk getting another area of the bathroom, pukey.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, I might as well just let it all happen in the one place and during the showers.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Where your body— We both had that, what, six months ago or so? At different times and in different households.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
I was surprised. I mean, you rarely as an adult get that.
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You know, but when it is just, ugh. I hate to throw up.
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Maybe there needs to be one of those children's shows that's educational where they mimic hungover parents and what to do, what the child should be doing, which is be very quiet. Be very quiet. Make up a little song, a little parents are hungover song.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like that's a take on whoever we were listening to that said, just go up and stare at them.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, stare at them until they look at you, then quickly look away. Then... And then when they look back, then that's when you just stare. And then, wait, it was actually a three-pronged approach, right?
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
No, well, then you look away and then you never look again.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah, well, okay, so how is that even supposed to work? Then they just come up to you and say what?
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, you know, everybody's looking for a hack, quote unquote, too. And that's a lot. I see a lot of this.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Could be anything. Cleaning hack, cooking hack, dating hack. We've hacked it.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Right, exactly, like how to clean the microwave out with steam.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
The two girls with the, you know, the menage a trois that you were in.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
I know. I have to say I'm on Astrid's page because, you know, Jeff works long hours. He does work from home.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
You know, so a lot of times he's gone to Memphis, but he works from home a lot. And I have morphed. I used to get so upset. Like, well, what about let's eat? It's time. I've cooked this dinner. It's time to eat. I want to watch the show. Now I am like, just. Just do your thing, honey.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yeah. I want to watch Love is Blind and, you know, I'll call you when dinner's ready and you can eat or not.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Yes, it's okay. Then you learn I've in fact had enough of you. Well, rather than fight it, you know, rather than hate. And you know what? The work that you're doing on the podcast is good for the whole family. Same with Jeff. That's it. And it makes him happy, makes you happy, the work that you're doing. And that's what you want for your partner.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Right, exactly, like how to clean the microwave out with steam.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, especially if it's homecoming. There's a bunch of alumni coming back for that.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
That's what you, that's, that's what those other interests, you know,
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Yeah, I think it might have run its course. But for him to jump straight into ice... Like, what are you doing? Catching people.
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Well, he had plenty of money, I'm sure. Dr. Phil? Yeah, why did I need to get back out there? Go enjoy yourself on an island somewhere.
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Dr. Phil? Well, they morphed into people that were not who they portrayed themselves to be in the beginning, I think.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
Well, as we know, content is hard to consistently keep up with. And I think, you know, they all kind of turn the way of the crazy.
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Hack Those Sticky Eyes!
There's got to be somehow, you know, like a carpet, like the Bissell steam, you know, green thing that you can use. There's got to be something. Like combine a Roomba and a steam cleaner.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Yeah, and every step of the way, too. Him just saying, no, it's happening. No, it's happening. Yes, we're doing it.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Exactly. But I do have to say, and I didn't want to cut in and cut you off earlier because I know how we tend to go back. Schizophrenic. Me too. It's what they're talking. Go ahead. It made me think about what you said. Ja Rule had a restaurant. It made me think. I don't know why this popped in my head all of a sudden, but I was thinking about musicians who have restaurants.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
And do you remember Mix? Mix. Mick Jaggers. No. Here in Atlanta? Oh, my God. It was like Atlantic or Lenox Mall. And it was like quite a few different locations around here in Atlanta.
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I don't. I don't know why. It was like a hip spot to go. Had quite a few locations.
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It was here in Atlanta and I think across the country.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Yeah, everybody's had one. My Helmet Buddy. Well, and it reminded me, too. You remember that spot close to where we used to work at the radio station? It was right there on Peachtree. I feel like I want to say... Like Frank Ski from. Oh, Frank Skis. Yeah. Frank Skis. But I think it was Sean Combs. It was. It was Diddy's.
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There's a cute little spot down the street I thought about working at.
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There was a lot of years, a lot of opportunities, a lot of parties.
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How did we not go, isn't it weird that Pete Diddy wants a 12-year-old boy to hang out at his house for 48 hours? Yeah, he had such an image, though, of just, I mean, being somebody that people wanted to be associated with and make fun music.
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I've told many stories about this, but we lived literally on a— Sometimes you'd be let in, and that's when you guys would stay up all night.
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I saw that like a DJ had come out and talked about how she turned it down.
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You didn't mention that story, but I can see it happening.
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When I was living in Nashville— Keith Urban, and it was a big story because he had married Nicole Kidman and, you know, living in Nashville. She was off somewhere doing a movie or whatever. It was like 4 a.m. and he's driving down the street and he sees this guy running down the street, pulls over and asks him for crack.
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And the guy was just running because he was like a trainer and he was up early and running. Keith Urban asked him for crack? And Nicole Kidman. Swooped in. Like, I mean, it was a whole huge hullabaloo in Nashville because this happened. And then he got, like, arrested or something. He was bad on crack.
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And Nicole Gibbons sweeped in. He went off to rehab. And, yeah.
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The crack will get you. I can see. Shit goes down on crack.
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If I had had more money, then it would have happened to me. And the people procuring these things for you.
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Yeah, I mean, you hear, too, even going back into, like, the original movie days. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland. Bad, you know, she had bad addictions. A lot of those early movie stars had bad addictions to pills.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Which was going to be announcing a fest that now is not happening.
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I mean, yes. A version of it? Some kind of version. Yeah, me too. I don't think it's the white clouds.
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That's right. We don't hear much about that anymore. No, the metaverse.
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No. I mean, Facebook changed their name to Meta. To Meta. Yes. They were so sure.
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Whatever. Nothing. The monkey thing that was like so... Bored ape.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Because the market was flooded by. By pixelated dicks. That's right.
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We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Then there was like a thing that we're about to have being stolen.
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Box is a five-hour energy that says we are going to do this.
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Well, right. Wasn't it going to be at like different ones around the town or something?
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I mean, somebody who literally just had money to burn.
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Oh, okay. So they did actually get a refund because I thought that was part of the paperwork. That was. That he put out, too, which had the legal jargon of no refunds, no refunds.
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No, he did not. No. None of the Jenners did either. No. Whoever was involved in the beginning.
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Yeah, because he just was doing like local stuff in New York, right? Doing stuff at clubs in New York. Yeah, he was like a— Special event, like exclusive.
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A Meaty P-Trap
I remember you did tell this story. And it was because you had gone to your dad's. And you had opened the refrigerator and seen a can of whipped cream. And you did not.
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A Meaty P-Trap
And this is just after it had snowed. So I'm thinking, uh-oh, worse pipe.
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A Meaty P-Trap
Because she knows everything about pipes now. I know everything about pipes, about water damage.
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A Meaty P-Trap
Flashlight and stuff in hand. I saw you go in. I wished you well.
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A Meaty P-Trap
Our house is 100 years old. So I've, yeah, I've peeked into the abyss.
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A Meaty P-Trap
Yeah, I saw something about him having a big inauguration party.
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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
You were at the merch stand, right?
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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
The guy next to me had a very unique laugh.
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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
I know. At one point I was laughing at him laughing because I was like, is that real?
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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
Because that was just too convenient that the guy right next to us was like, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. And he laughed at everything. Everything.
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Everything. Or he'd say, well, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
Yeah, actually, Tina was talking about that, and I was like, let's go.
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I know. I felt very privileged because we went to go see Bill Murray.
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Well, right. And then the kids have to like the babysitter.
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I was going to say, I wish, I mean, I was already going to the show, so I couldn't do it. But if you guys really need somebody, let me know. I would love to help you guys out on a romantic evening.
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They like me. I like them. We're all good. Yeah.
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Yeah. Just to make sure everything's tasting correctly. Yeah. And that the other customers are having a good time.
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That's so awful. And I'm cold right now too thinking about it.
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These are people that live in Greenland. They live in Greenland. And then they go to another part. Yes. Then cocoon in.
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I was going to say you're in their territory.
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Aren't you supposed to get, like, in a bathtub, too?
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Patrick's Day where you and I... Ah, it was a Monday.
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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
Because the slightest rumble of thunder. There was a lot. It was like really rumbling for a while and tons of lightning.
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She kind of looks like Toto from The Wizard of Oz.
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I thought tornado and Blue and then, I mean, think of The Wizard of Oz.
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This little shit. I mean, honestly, this little shit. She's cute. She's cute. That's the thing. She is cute.
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I know. It's like I came in today and even today, just, I mean, the barking. It's incessant. It's me. I come over here all the time. All the time for years now. I've been walking in that door.
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And it's not just a bark, bark, and then stop.
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Can't stop, won't stop. Can't stop, won't stop.
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Have the kids kind of got, like, to where they tune her out a little bit?
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I thought I talked the other day with one of those little things on it.
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And I thought, oh, that's kind of sad, but I get it.
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The muzzle, yeah. I was on a walk and saw it.
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And it'll look like Hannibal Lecter.
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The later in the day, I don't remember as much, but...
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Blue, shut up. Here come the storms. I don't want it.
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What are you doing to me? I just want to get some sleep. It's the first time in years that I've been out after nine o'clock at night. I know.
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The weird thing is, though, is that, you know, she barks, barks, barks. I come in here to the studio. She comes in and lays calmly right next to me.
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I remember a lot of yingling and shots.
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Yeah. Or like I told you when I went to Mexico, there was this dog that was at the hotel, the resort that we were at, and it was the hotel dog. And it just went around. It was very good, nice and calm, and it lived on the beach.
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You can take Blue down to Mexico. They'll accept her. Yes.
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Yeah, I think I've. Do you know what I'm talking about? I listened to that one on accident one time.
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We did have the foresight to get a hotel room.
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I can't believe there's only one more.
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Making sure everything is in place to go right. That's right.
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I mean, is there some kind? I mean, I can't help but wonder. I mean, is he really that dumb or is there some kind of. Other motive, ulterior motive that he's getting out of saying that this is going to happen and then it doesn't because I can't. I mean, you just have to be completely stupid.
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After you got in so much trouble the first time for all of this and then and to do it again.
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You don't announce something, then plan it.
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Maybe he's going to have Darcy and Stacey. We don't know.
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Yeah, to somebody who does not know.
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Was that before she did? Yes. Because, I mean, the first time I really saw Darcy or Stacey, I don't know which one it was, but was on the... 90 Day Fiancé. Before the 90 days, I think, where she went over there to meet that guy who was the... The German guy. The Nordic guy. Yeah, the Nordic dude.
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I want to see like a, you know how they show... Before and after? You know how it shows, well, you know how it shows like the phases of the moon? Yes.
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Yes, because it's... The one that I saw originally, originally, she was pretty, she was kind of getting there. You know, she had a little bit of this.
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Yeah, but it wasn't what it is today. My gosh.
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We could have desperately used autotune. You've got everything else.
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Yes. All the technology out there has made you look like you look. You could at least use some autotune.
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No one knows their future is going to end this way. I didn't know your future would end this way. That's not a congruent sentence. But okay, well, that's the least of the sins in this song. This is terrible. Who made this?
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There's always somebody that will do it.
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The floodgates opened, and I got the account.
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It sounds vaguely like another song that I've heard, too.
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But it didn't take me long to go, ah, well, I guess if I was him, maybe. I don't know.
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You're still watching The Last Resort, right? Yeah.
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Seven Little Johnstons. I got to go to the Fyre Fest. I don't have time for 90 Days, Beyonce.
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I love you. Best to you. Best to you.
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Just to make sure everything's tasting correctly and that the other customers are having a good time.
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And I literally dragged her to the hotel, threw her upstairs and said, have a good night. And when I came back three hours later, she was in the exact same position, shoes, jacket, everything. She was gone.
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Oh, yeah, he was a good hour and a half or something.
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Yeah, he had some other great comics with him as well.
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He was really funny. He was so funny. Jeff really enjoyed him too.
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Maybe. I mean, it was a real church, a real tabernacle.
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I think you're right. Okay, thank you. Of course. No, I know. It seems completely ridiculous.
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There's a lot of other things to get fired up about. And this is the same space. This is our sacred space. Yeah. We're supposed to be funny.
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Yeah. I think I got that right. Yeah. And then he left. He got divorced.
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And she stayed down there and was on this reality show that I watched.
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I found it on Hulu. I was like, what's this? Oh, okay. And it was Armie Hammer's ex-wife. Oh, very interesting.
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Yeah, it's the natural curiosity. Yeah, it really is.
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Might be rope tying, might be whacking off in a plant at a party.
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I don't think so. I think it was spontaneous jizzing.
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I think he was looking at people. Yeah, I think he was too. I need to go back and read the articles.
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I don't know if it was Amy Schumer. Yeah, but I feel like somebody. I feel like she would have been all over talking about it.
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Yeah, I mean, I remember Rob Schneider. What happened with him again?
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I just see a little here and there. I mean, it's, yeah. Yeah. It seems completely crazy.
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Yeah, but then I read something this morning that said she said she didn't say that. Oh, really? Something crazy. I don't know. I'm stopping away from the crazy. Wait, now she's saying that she didn't say that? Yeah, I saw a blurb this morning and I was going to click on it. And then I was like, I'm just done with it.
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I don't know how to do these things. And if she had broken something when she fell, that could be... It didn't look like she was in pain.
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Although I have to say, according to the show, The Ambassador, there's a lot of drama that goes down. I love that show.
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Didn't they go on like some kind of road trip? And that kind of really got people into Gail?
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No, a life coach. Sorry, my voice. I have no idea what's going on.
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I was home by like 1030. 1030 is a little late on a school night, Chrissy. Like you in bed by 9.15? It was worth it to go see the Led Zeppelin movie, which I highly recommend. In IMAX?
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Well, it was about the beginning of Led Zeppelin, like how each one of them began their lives and then the making of the first two records.
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Oh, we talked about this before. You have not seen the ending. I have not seen the ending of the second season.
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I guess maybe the sound and the way the screen curved.
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Wow. Okay. It's the first actually authorized documentary on Led Zeppelin.
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Geez, Vince involved in the plane crash. Well, Vince's plane was involved in the plane crash.
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But Riverbeat is out. Missy Elliott's headlining it. Killers, The Killers.
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All right. Fan. Cage the Elephant. Ludacris. Okay. Those are just off the top of my head. Got a little Yacht Rock review. Yacht Rock review.
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What happens is explosive. From – Not in the literal way.
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I used to see them all the time. They would be playing down at that Piedmont Park place.
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The Park Tavern. Park Tavern. Ah, the good old Park Tavern.
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You guys were so, I mean, you were renaissance. We were ahead of our time. You were fashion, chili cook-off.
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That's surprising, I have to say, because there's chili cook-offs all around Atlanta that have been going on for years that are in less of a more desirable spot.
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There you go. You could be a life coach. You have lived a lot of lives.
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I could be a life coach. You've been my life coach in some instances. And you've been mine.
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My kid is embarrassed of their parents. I never wanted my parents to be around.
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What about this? You finish The Diplomat, and I'll start back on The Americans.
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There's like a Severance wiki. I think. Oh, yeah. And there's all kinds of forums on Reddit, and it's wild. And then they analyze everything.
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I know. I have a friend who's doing that. She's holding off. She's holding off until the entire season is out. Until they're out so she can binge it.
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Like, take a look at yourself before you leave? No, it was like a fancy mirror. Okay. And he was working at a furniture store at the time, and I was in high school. But it was kind of, you know, maybe not the best present.
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I mean, it was like I said, it was a nice mirror, but... That just popped in my head when you asked me.
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I didn't think it had any kind of crazy meaning behind it, but I think he just happened to work in a furniture store and get his discount.
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Like as a stocking stuffer? Every single year. Yeah. I mean, you can always use Band-Aids.
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It's a surprise. I know you're going to love it. I know you kids are going to love this. I've been thinking about this for weeks. I made a decision. I'm going to go with it. I know you don't always love my cooking. You're going to love it.
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It looked great. They do make it look good on the commercials.
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No, and that's probably why they do not have those pasta bowls anymore. Exactly.
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Well, there's tons of them now, but maybe back then there weren't that many.
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With like at least a box of pizza.
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Yeah, you make the most of it. That's what you have to do. And you have to, you know, when you get older, too, you look back at stuff that happened when you were younger with your parents and you're like, they were doing the best they could.
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Yeah, it's just, I think, easier when they're not your own kids.
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All right, and we're back. And I want pizza now.
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Okay. I mean, I'd have to kind of sing it. Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two doves. Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. The third one is French horn. French hens.
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There's too many coffee cups out there.
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And that's just... The last time we moved, I purged a bunch of them. Even if they were kind of special. Yeah. I was like, there's too many.
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I was going to say, you really got attached to those pants you got.
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Me too. I'm wearing some special ones today, in fact.
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I like shampoo, but I mean, you could go with an expensive shampoo and conditioner.
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But a picture in a picture frame. Okay, I can go with that. Special picture.
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Oh, you give them to Goodwill the next year.
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No. Never re-gifted? I mean, I don't know that I've, well, no, I've never gifted, re-gifted as if it was my own gift. Like I had picked it out for them and I really hadn't. Okay, so you never... I would give somebody something, but I would say, I got this and don't want it. Would you like it? Okay.
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That's the sad part. Yeah, I read a whole thing about how they pop up in food deserts too, which are places that don't have fresh food and produce. And then they have everything canned and it's –
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They're really bad. They're bad? Are they scented? I'm a big candle person. I go for a nice, expensive candle because it just lasts longer and smells better. I agree. I mean, anytime I've ever bought a cheap candle, it's disappointing.
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Yeah, that's tricky. That's a lot of responsibility you're putting on someone.
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A funny one or a good quality one.
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Again, clothing is... I go against getting clothing.
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That's like your hair loss program. I know. I think it's worse, actually. Yes, it is.
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Well, if only you'd had a gift certificate.
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There's some beautiful paperweights out there. You know, I've seen before. They're like the blown glass and they're really pretty.
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Unless they really want it. Hey, listen. There's some great vacuums out there.
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We received one one year from Jeff's mom and loved it.
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It is. Yeah. Really. And they're more expensive than an iPad.
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Well, clean supplies? Yeah, no, that's bad.
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Oh, my favorite's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree.
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Probably. We should ask Jeff's mom.
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They're a very Catholic family. Yeah.
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There's some good versions. David Bisbal.
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Oh, okay. Sounds like the relationship was terminated before it started. Sure.
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I'm picturing like a guy out there in a unicycle. Yeah. Going down the beach.
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You know that guy at the fish show who's outside twirling flames? Yeah. Can't seem to get it right. He's one step away from setting himself on fire.
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I know. I imagine guys like, you know, the hacky sackers. Hey, hacky sack. Yeah. This is going to be such a shit show.
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Am I right? Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, Jeff's in the festival world. And yeah, this is a sham.
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But we don't know who's playing. We don't know where we could stay, and we have no idea what location it's at.
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Yeah, I mean, he said artists, not what kind of artists. Athletes, artists, and musicians. And other performers. And other performers. He didn't even really say musicians.
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Trust it. Yeah. And people will buy those for established stuff. Mempho is the same way. They don't announce the seats yet, but you can't. Billy can't do that. No, he can't do that. Not with what just happened.
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They blew all their budget on the promotion, on the, you know, the videos. Influencers. Yeah, and all the stuff. And those people got paid and then the people had cheese sandwiches.
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That's right. Yeah, he came in from New York. He came in from New York and he was yelling at the TV.
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Your energy is just attracted to wires. Oh, my God. That's what it is. It's wired, clunky, scary shit.
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Thank God I didn't have to go to the airport. Thank God. Thank God.
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I'm recording you in Pink Floyd Dolby Audio for my new movie. You heard it here last.
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I'll take a five-hour energy and come in here and get to work.
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Use some extra money for the... For your models. That's right.
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And isn't the guy that's doing, you know that he's doing like that billionaire guy that's trying to live forever?
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Because it happened with the BBLs, the butt lifts. It's happened with the BBLs. And people have died.
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Well, I mean, the rejuvenation has been going on for years, right?
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Yeah, no, that's separate. Like the vaginal rejuvenation. Oh, like the medical procedure.
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I mean, we might need to be talking to them about the sponsorship for the 12 hours. Well, that's true.
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I mean, I guess some people like that look, including... Men like that look on women, I guess. I mean, we watch those TLC shows, the twins. Yes. Those girls, Stacey and Darcy or whatever. Oh, yeah. Wow.
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I mean, it's unbelievable just how much is in there. But I guess that's the look. And I guess some people like it. And I guess each to their own.
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Yeah, some people really are into it. And more power to you, but it seems like it takes a lot of work. There's a show on Showtime called Couples Therapy. Oh, I want to watch that show. It's good. It's really good. I mean, it's a for real psychiatrist. Are those real people? Yes, and real couples.
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And on one of the seasons, they do have a throuple. And man, it just seems like a lot of work.
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There's all these rules and things. Yeah. Boundaries and stuff. I mean, long term, it just seems like it can devolve into a mess.
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Yeah, like a one night fling kind of thing is one thing. But when you're actually having a relationship with three people in a relationship or more. Yes. I mean, there's people that are doing more than that. And it seems terrible. very hard and complicated and I like a lot of work.
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And I sleep with this person and I sleep with that person and I love you and I don't love you.
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Is that show still on, too, the one you were watching where they were looking for the third?
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Well, there's that one. And then there's the other one. Didn't you tell me? I don't know. There's a couple of them. They're all on TLC.
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Yes. I've been reading different things about it, too. And, I mean, he's saying it's on. Everybody else is saying it's not.
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And why is this your comeback? Like, wouldn't you be sure everything was locked in? Everything. Everything was above and beyond.
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Do you want to listen to that? Yeah, but what did he say on Good Morning America?
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That's the way it is a lot of places in Europe. A lot of places have very beautiful churches.
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Hair ties. Hair ties. I was going to say hair, and you were right. It was adjacent.
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Please invite me to the next Venezuelan wedding, please.
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What a story. What a fun time. That's not the... And I don't have small kids. Yeah, you don't have small kids. I'll be partying with everybody. Oh, yeah.
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There's an imbalance somewhere. Yeah, Chrissy, there's an imbalance. I grew up with a dog exactly like that, and it will. It will drive you insane. And there's, you know, it's the dog, and you love the dog. Of course. So, you know, you want to help the dog. The dog seems agitated.
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I still think you need to investigate the Xanax part. The doggie Xanax. They've got to have it.
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But now she's shedding because it's 75 degrees in Atlanta. Hey, listen. Two weeks after it snows.
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I went to the park the other day, sat under a tree, read a book.
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I didn't grow up in the cold and I'm good with not being in it either.
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Yeah, those things can be really sharp. Of course. Ones where you click them.
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I'm going to have to scan my memories now for any kind of roast material. There was never a fight situation with us.
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Well, we've taken plenty of drugs together.
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I was wondering that. I sent you a message the other day.
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Yeah, this was something we were talking about. It's crazy.
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And I feel like it just kind of popped up over the past maybe year where I've really started to notice that it is like every other car says student driver on it. And a lot of times it's just this lone person.
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Yeah, because back before when you saw those, I mean, it was literally you thought somebody was like in training. You know, there would be maybe two people in the car. It's a parent or it's an instructor.
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Is this the name of a band that we don't know about or something?
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Well, also it was like embarrassing to see it. Like, I mean, I was a student driver at some point, but I was not putting that on the car and neither were my parents.
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That's good to know, because there was some I could roast you about that.
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I know, it's so crazy, too, because starting in the pandemic, I mean, there's been so much that's happened.
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And the car doesn't go anywhere. It's bad. It's terrible. My grandfather used to do that.
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Yeah, there was a business that I worked at in college. It was owned by this wealthy family, and they had all of these Thomas Kinkade huge paintings.
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What kind of pictures was it? What kind of things was he painting?
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Maybe we'll get a full screening like we did, like in a theater.
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I was supposed to go, but I couldn't. But yeah, you said it.
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That's right. Based on a game, a video game.
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Okay. All right. Well, I'm even okay with, like, bad drivers doing it, but actually just stupid people.
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Yes, I remember this story, but I thought you guys had already been friends.
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No, that's what I'm saying. I can't picture that.
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How did he even have a team? Because he's in the wrong here.
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Yeah, I think her daughter posted a post shot of like her in a bathrobe with two huge bowls of french fries.
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I do have to say that Quentin Tarantino... Isn't he supposed to have a new movie coming out or something?
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Well, I don't know. I mean, I guess we're going to find out what happened. But it seems like, and I've talked about it with a couple of different people, it seems like maybe, I mean, Gene Hackman was 95, right?
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It seems like maybe he died, and then the wife maybe committed suicide with the pills. And then there happened to be a dog that was in the kennel, and it died, too, of starvation.
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Yeah, I mean, that's a long time. So at first, it was shocking because you're like, all three of them dead, and it seemed like— Fresh. It just happened. But I think the timeline of events may have been different for all of those things to have happened.
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Yeah, or carbon monoxide people were talking about.
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And I want to watch The Brutalist but it's three and a half hours long.
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Which is basically where you find out Best Picture, right?
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I mean, we also sold the tequila, you know, the tequila brand.
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Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I feel like I've known a couple people that have tried to break into that.
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I think that's maybe why the celebrities do it is because they at least have a name to put with it.
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I started thinking about it. I was like, am I updated? I don't remember when I had mine.
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What is rubella? And I don't want it to come back. Measles sounds terrible, too.
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I was going to say your adrenaline had to have been totally pumping. Well, he threw the cone at the car, too.
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Well, right. That's bad coordination, too, on their part. I mean, it's pickup time.
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Yeah, they really should have locked down that area way before any school pickup was happening if that was that important.
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I did see this in the news as like a educational person. No, a defendant. Wait.
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It kind of seems like that. That's why I didn't really tune in. I saw when Ben Stiller came up and went like halfway up or something. He was introducing some category.
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Oh, I saw that there's another documentary. I was like, eh, not going there.
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Hopefully everything goes OK in the parking lot today.
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I love it. I have a love-hate with it, though, because as soon as I watch the latest one, I immediately want to see the next one.
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No, but I was getting updates to my phone of like, what's you know, who won?
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I read about it, though. It was something to do with his wife and then the baby. They would have another baby if he won the two awards. And it was in an Emmy or something or a SAG or a Golden Globe and the Academy.
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Well, the thing is, I saw that Nora won, and it was a good movie. It was not, in my opinion, was not a movie like, oh, my God. You know how some years there's those movies that win big, you know, because it's just like, whoa. It's that movie. That is, you know, I see why it won. It was so good. That didn't happen for me this year.
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I thought it was a good movie, a great movie, but I wasn't like, oh my God, this is so good.
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And I think Demi Moore... Her movie, Substance, was good.
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Well, yeah, it's I mean, for me, it was more about like the take on Hollywood and are just women in general, like aging and how if you had the opportunity to go back to being like a younger woman. self of you, would you? And so you take this pill, this substance. And then through that, there is a younger self that is born out of her body.
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And so that's the grotesque part is when you see the younger girl coming out.
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I mean, the substance was more of like a shocking, you know.
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But it wasn't life-changing, I don't think, for me.
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I mean, not Officer and Gentleman. You can't handle the truth. God, what is that movie? I can't believe it. I don't know. A few good men. Oh, a few good men. Oh, that's right. She was a dad. She was an indecent proposal. I mean, St. Elmo's fire. Charlie's Angels. She's been in so many things. It is hard to believe that she's like never been up for a huge award before.
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Yeah, I think it's rude to talk while somebody's performing. She's right there performing.
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Yeah. What else is there to say? Bianca's been sorry.
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I was wondering if this was his major comeback. Well, he ain't invited to the Oscars again.
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So I think he's got a five-year Oscar. Has been any kind of announcer, at least at the thing. And what about Jaden?
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I don't know. I don't think so. But her facial expressions are totally weird. It looks blank. She looks blank. You know, I was looking her up earlier. She's got like a bachelor and a master's degree. She's a very smart woman. She's very smart. So, I mean, I think he's her ticket to some kind of fame. And if this is what it takes, she's up for it.
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Yeah, you wouldn't be able to just walk down the street like that.
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So, yeah. Maybe let that be the cutoff. Yes. If it's illegal, don't do it. I can't walk down Peachtree Street in Atlanta. Then, yeah.
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She was very good. I know. I didn't know about her.
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We've got some good reviews, though. Thank you to those listeners out there that are leaving those.
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I was in my studio. Astrid sent it out to the group.
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I guess they think they're being helpful to other people.
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Yeah, they said no throwing parties, but they did not say no sex-a-thons.
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I mean, the Grammys has always been a place where people have pushed the limits of fashion. But yeah, I don't know if you, you know, who was she? Who did design that?
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I mean, it's all been leading up to this. We've been talking about it for a couple of years now, I feel like, with all of the crazy... Non-outfits that she's been wearing. So this was just the culmination.
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If anybody out there... Doesn't Eric Adams from New York, wasn't there a whole thing where he was involved in the Turkey airline? Are you flying Turkish airlines? Yeah, they were giving him free tickets.
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Yeah. I think it was just there for shock. And just to have... Talk. Talk about them.
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Because really, there's not a lot going on other than this.
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Yeah, well, I think it was a whole crypto thing. Crypto bros!
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Yeah, I loved the Shaboosie. We talked about Shaboosie.
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It was new artists, right? Wasn't that the category that they were all performing for?
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But look what happens. Then you have 30 kids, so...
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Like it started and then it stopped and then they did like... They were just kind of doing snippets, I think, of all the new artists. But they were up for new artists.
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But I don't love her. I'm not turning her on when I have a chance.
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The song, what was the espresso? Something about that espresso?
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I think the camera angle, it did make it seem like she was right there.
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I just came off a hugely successful world tour for two years. I don't care if I don't get anything tonight. Let's, you know, cheer other people on.
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I mean, I don't know anybody that doesn't specifically does not like her.
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Well, there's no shock anymore now. It's just gone.
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The Kelly twins both went up, and that was another experiment because they're twins.
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And they wanted to see if space— One down, one up. Yeah, how space, you know, reacted, whatever, you know.
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And they kept – I feel like everybody kept trying to downplay it. Like, oh, no, no, it's okay, and we'll just keep experimenting and doing things up here. But –
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You know what I'm saying? Is that part of the time when we went?
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Because they were going for a short amount of time, too, right?
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Something like that. A week, two weeks, something like that. Nine months.
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I was going to say, yeah, it's not fair to your wife and your family. That's for sure.
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I mean, that's quiet. Hey, listen. For me, that's quiet. For me, that's quiet.
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Then he just put his gold chains and his leather jacket back on and dusted himself.
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What was his side of the story? I mean, it's pretty cut and dry. He cheated and he lied.
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He's been a little erratic quite the past few years.
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I was wondering about that this morning. Shower thoughts.
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Thinking about that whole Diddy thing. When's the next step?
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It's so funny you mentioned that because I saw a whole thing about it a while back on space food. And there's, you know, a whole science behind it. And they have all kinds of people working on it to try and make the space food the best that they can. It's got to be like freeze dried, right?
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Maybe that would change it to where you could see.
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It's amazing. Well, you know, sometimes it's like me watching The Housewives. You know, I want to just tune out. not care, watch something stupid and that's, you know, entertaining.
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We did it. Connecting. We're somehow, you know, like seven degrees of Kevin Bacon connection. We are a degree away from space.
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Oh, my God. A hundred percent. You know, did you ever I wanted I always wanted to go to space camp, but I didn't.
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Something like that. I do know that people have been up there for over a year.
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You'll Always Have Chipper!
New Year's resolution, drink less and quit smoking. Keep New Year's resolutions.
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Sorry. I went to an SEC school. Yes, I have a big interest in college. I went to a school without a football team.
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I mean, Texas is good. Oh, yeah. But I want Clemson to win.
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I think Texas. I have to say Texas, but I want Clemson to win.
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Oh, right, right. Oh, oh, oh, we're doing brackets.
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Wait, hold on. I thought we were just going to pick the winners of these games.
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Kelly's husband's family is from Pennsylvania. All right, gotcha. So I'm just going to go that way.
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There's a lot of people from Ohio in Atlanta. There are. A surprising amount. Yes.
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Yeah, it was against Ole Miss. And Ole Miss beat Georgia.
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Oh, my God. Conyers is where we rode the Ferris wheel together.
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Multiple bars, the wooden dance floor, people out dancing, everything. Yeah, people playing. What was that?
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Yeah, it was a massage place or a nail place or whatever.
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I just realized that I still have the countdown going from New Year's.
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We thought our jobs were saved. We were so glad we didn't get laid off.
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Because didn't they even start off at one place and then they moved to another place?
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I think we should do every show in our pajamas now.
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And it was right next door. to that Mexican restaurant, too.
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Yeah, I wasn't out in the world Saturday afternoon.
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It's like that threesome that you did back in the day.
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Because I don't know. You think I have time to... Yes, Kris Kristofferson died.
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I'm surprised we're not at Unwell. That would be perfect. I'm surprised you don't have a job alert set up for Unwell.
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So you still don't know what the drama is between them.
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So do you think, though, just thinking back to 2020 when literally everybody had a podcast, do you think it's more now or more then?
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Well, we might need an agent. Thank you, Matt. We love you.
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And I'm like, you couldn't learn? Also, she's from another country.
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I heard on your podcast you were talking about that.
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Oh, maybe it was a renovation next door. Maybe it was a renovation next door. It was like the downtown apartment.
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Oh, Sevens. I know. I re-watched the whole first season.
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That's not the point. For the first time back three years ago. And I was like, Whoa, this is depressing. And like, I didn't know what to make of it. But after about the third one was,
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Third, fourth episode was when I was like, whoa, I can't wait to see what happens next. Then when you start to kind of, because it's so different.
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Oh, you did? Yes, I did. I watched the whole thing. I was rooting for the Bills, I have to say.
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Well, I have a good friend. Who lives in Buffalo? Who's from Buffalo, and he has really rallied our friend group.
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Oh, yeah. I went to their wedding up in Buffalo. I've been to Buffalo.
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No, and I can't believe that people did that back in the day.
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They don't allow that unless it's part of, unless it's been allowed.
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So we were all drinking that while we were talking.
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He was a good deflector for her. He was what? He had her back. Oh, yeah. He did. He was like, yeah, well, there's always construction. We mean to renovate, but we haven't yet.
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Yeah, well, he does all this fantasy stuff, which is over now. At the end of the season, they're over by now. God bless you. But yeah, he does a lot. I'm thinking about doing the fantasy team next year myself.
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He's fascinating. I like hearing his point of view.
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The hand shandy. I'm thinking about the auto blow. Right before this, we got pitched a device for us to advertise.
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We got a good dose of all kinds of stuff. Laughs, philosophy. Laughs, philosophy. Life. Catechism. Diets. Everything.
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I know. Living out in Denver, too. I love Denver. I love Colorado.
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Good times. And anyways, back to Rory. Anyway, back to Rory.
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Well, it got you through. It was your emotional support video series that got you through.
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I think I remember you coming back and saying that.
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I picture them like roosting down for the evening. In their little house.
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I Would Rather Not!
It's just the fact that you know about it and have put your lips there.
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I love Soundgarden, especially in the time of Soundgarden. Whoa.
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Sun-Tupled Pilots, Soundgarden, what was the other one I was just going to say?
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Oh, my God. I can't believe that chat picked up on your angry days.
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That was my first choice, but depending on the nude. I don't know. Could be a tasteful nude.
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You mean like I'm the subject of dating fails or restraining orders?
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Yeah, the same thing happened with Springer. Remember on that documentary they were talking about?
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Yeah. I mean, you have to choose, I guess, drunk text messages.
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I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I don't care. Either one.
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I was thinking about you while I was down there in the sun.
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It is an interesting one. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I've said my TV guilty pleasures.
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I would rather want to know about someone's most embarrassing sex story.
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Isn't there a show about things that happen during sex? Bad things that have happened during sex?
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People really need to stop putting light bulbs up their ass.
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Yeah, I might go TED Talk too. That's kind of a nightmare to even think about doing a TED Talk. You've done many talks, but... I've done a lot of talks, yeah.
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But my search history, that's... Projected on a billboard for three days.
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You know, if they're giving direction and saying – encouraging things of what you're doing, then talk away. I had an experience with a – But if you're talking about what you did at work earlier, that's different.
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Whoa. Because I was going to say whatever is the opposite of calling out someone else's name. I would say that, but not if they're calling out someone else's name to me.
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Right. I was going to say I would do the crush and never have anybody believe me. That's fine.
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That is the super group. That's 100% the definition of a super group.
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God. Some people are saying this is a huge majority of those.
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Let me give you two right off the bat that I think. I think Chubby Checker and I think White Stripes.
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Okay. I think I might have to give a nod to Atlanta with OutKast. They've done some really good stuff.
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No, I love Joy Division New Order. I do love Joy Division New Order. I really love them.
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Well, speaking of kids, Phish. I mean, they've been pretty transformative to that whole landscape.
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And I like the answer, which was, I'm just an idiot. I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
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You'll make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock.
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Exactly. It's an hour just to get out of downtown.
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Yeah, I saw that in the special you were talking about you're about to have the baby.
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Yeah, you were just looking at the ultrasounds at that point.
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The kid does not know the difference. No, and they grow so fast.
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Everything. It does everything. Anything that's wrong with you.
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Poor Veer and the fact that he was our first interview.
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I bet that was beautiful, too. It's great out there.
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That's so cool. I love that you guys did a train ride, too. I love trains and obsessed with trying to take trains.
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I know. It is amazing to think about, though, because when I think of comedians being on stage, I think about going to a comedy club or a theater, something like that.
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My aunt and some cousins are out there. My grandmother.
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And I was like, when did your dad move to Austin? No, he's close.
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It's an easy drive up there. We could road trip it.
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I liked it. Yeah, I liked it. And then, you know, then I didn't.
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I know. Meanwhile, I ask you, I'm like, you know, you really need to get into this show. You really need to get into that show. I don't have time.
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Yeah, that's what that guy, one guy said at your conference. Oh, yeah, the commercial breaks. Oh, my God, that guy.
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Okay. Well, we're still eluding ChatGPT, but it's getting close.
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As you have your leg propped up on the table. Yeah, I do have my leg propped up on the table.
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I'm a huge fan. And I didn't even know he was coming to Atlanta.
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Well, I was like, is that him? Is he the keyboard player?
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He's definitely doing the cowbell, and what was the one where you're sliding it, and she The cheese grater type thing.
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And he had some kind of aspirations of being in a band. He clearly did. So he latched onto this one, and hey, he's having fun. Yes, he's having fun.
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Yeah, it was like a button down kind of flowy shirt with pants.
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Their cataracts, yeah. I was like, oh, times have changed. What you hear in the bathroom.
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At least where we were, I didn't spend much time down on the floor.
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The funny thing to think about now, though, is that when we tried that, we were only doing one day a week.
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I really did have a good time. And I love your brothers. It was great.
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And his podcast is good, too. I've been listening to it.
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Oh, right. I've noticed there's quite a few of those getting turned into shows, like actual Netflix shows. Yeah. Or Hulu.
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I know, and they're not telling the audience that this is paid?
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Oh, I was going to say it was the news, the two news people.
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Well, now that that's been exposed in your daily brief.
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Well, I mean, if I've been listening, if it was a mattress company marketing person, I don't think I'd even be listening to the podcast. But I guess it would depend. Is it Will Ferrell?
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That paid, so maybe I wanted to listen to what he had to say. I don't know.
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Like the guy that we used to talk about that would do the sales?
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I'm surprised you didn't do one of those cameos. You love Big Ed.
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Instead of saying what the kids say these days, you can start saying what do the olds say these days.
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Three days of TCB. I just had an idea. You do love TLC so much and those reality shows. I mean, you've got one right here. You've got a gold mine.
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Between all of the kids and the podcast. And you and Astrid have that international flair, too. We do. There's got to be some kind of 90-day niche that you could get into. I think that in the right producer's hands. 90 days, 10 years later. Yes, 90 days. Astrid times 10.
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Well, I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. It's an old song.
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I didn't think about it. So it's been a fantasy for a while.
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I believe it. I think I've even heard of like Easter bunny porn, too. So Easter bunny.
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Oh, yeah. There's definitely sexy Christmas outfits.
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And then you're just going around with a brown sticker that says 21. That's right. I was like, it's perfect for us. Ruining your bumper sticker just like we're ruining your Christmas.
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They do a lot of good within that research of all things to do with breast cancer. In fact, they're coming up with a – they're in trials right now for a vaccine. That would be amazing. I know. And they do a lot of good research and advocating for breast cancer research.
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No, I've never tried to get pregnant. So it's a whole other situation.
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Okay, I'm into it. All right. Okay, here we go. I'm up for ideas. You seem really excited. I'm up for ideas. Well, I guess my thinking is, didn't we pay people to talk about us? We did. Like the smart list guy. Yes. Dr. Phil.
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Yeah. Whatever happened to her? I mean, that show went on for so long, so I think she just went away for a little while. But she's still around. I mean, she's still got a little celebrity cachet.
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Yeah, and everything really stops when something's wrong with your health. As you know, you just went through this year.
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And you're not like a famous, good looking footballer.
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Well, she did have the baby, so that's good. Was that this year or last year?
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What happened there? I don't know, because she got married to Dude and had a baby. Who is Dude? Oh, God. It was all over the news. It's the guy from... Please, Christina, help us out.
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I know. Well, it must get the return on investment if people are paying that.
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Nicht Daniel Beach. Daniel Point. Daniel Point. Oh mein Gott, es gibt immer noch Leute, die darüber fragen. Ich weiß. Habte ich die Daniel Point-Shows verpasst? Ja, du hast sie verpasst. Aber gute Nachricht, so haben wir es auch gemacht. We also additionally missed the Daniel Point shows. No, there's no Daniel Point on the, not on the calendar yet. But we're getting there.
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First we're going to do a Netflix show. And then we'll get to Daniel Point. You might be waiting a while.
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Here's the funny part. I mean, this is kind of adjacent, I guess, to Kathleen Madigan.
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And everybody, and I mean everybody, is like, oh, I got tickets to your show. When are you changing the show for?
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Hold on tight. Keep those safe in a drawer. That's right. I'm not even sure cell phones will be a thing anymore by the time we get to Daniel Point. Take a screenshot. We'll get to it, I promise.
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Es war nur ihr bester Freund. Es war so eine katholische Sache, das zu tun.
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They were talented. There was a lot of good saxophone.
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I've always wanted to go to Iceland. How was that?
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Yeah, National Geographic has their own travel plans.
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Nice, and you can still walk, and you have your health, and that's important to be able to try to do that.
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I had a friend who just did that. She just got back from doing three years. Wow. I mean, she was able to work while she was, you know, she just went for three years, traveled the whole world. She was always different. And I mean, just the best experience. She's in New York. She actually just moved back to New York.
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Yeah, we're going no matter what. I've got it on the calendar.
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Like if he's going on a big travel expedition. Exactly.
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I was in the bathroom and the woman was talking about her cataract.
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Yeah, they were a whole, like, homepage. You could get onto there and see all your news and weather and all of that and took your email.
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Excellent specimen. I guess it got people talking, right?
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I love it whenever I go visit up there. It's fantastic.
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I mean, I've been in the winter, and yes, it's freezing. But there's also times when it's not. And it's just a beautiful city, and I love the people there.
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I know. I've got to get up to Paisley Park. Have you been to Paisley Park?
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Yeah, it's not too much. I take Yeah, I get it.
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protection i want to protect me my feelings her our relationship and the family that are the lives that we've built i want to protect that so it's more like a travel too i think has something to do with it oh absolutely the most secure couple in the world but if you're constantly away from each other and right in different cities you can't help but kind of be like well what's maybe happening at
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You know, right. Drinks one night or something, you know.
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That's what I would like. Yes. Those are our demands.
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It's so funny, I have to say. It's from beginning to end. It's really funny.
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We were talking about this earlier. I think what makes it even funnier is because she does not look like the person that is saying the stories that she's saying.
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It was minus 30 or something at one time. I listened to this local station up there, the NPR station up there, The Current. It's a great radio station if you're ever looking. Not that anybody's listening to the radio anymore.
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You can also listen. We listen online. Yeah. But I hear the temperature up there frequently. And it was like, yeah, negative 30 one day.
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I think you have to grow up with it to be used to it.
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No, Minneapolis has its own thing. Something else. Yeah.
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for like 25 years. Yeah, comedy has to constantly be updated.
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And listen to her podcast with Chad. Yes, pretend problems.
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He was really funny on Saturday Night Live, too.
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Yeah. You and Chad drink all the tequila you want.
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I think one of my favorite ones was about her trying to connect with the daughter, Chad's daughter. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The whole Instagram thing. The daughter said, I'm unfollowing your girlfriend.
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I don't know, but we have done the whole wife-husband thing with Hannah and Des.
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I'd like to have Heather again, but she might be too big.
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I saw that he was on there, too. And I heard that Rosebud Baker was on the Today Show.
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He probably wouldn't have said it if he had been seeing her, if he had looked at her.
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I cannot believe that somebody on reality television is lying. Do you know what? I mean, it seems unfathomable.
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What's the other show that Nick and Vanessa do?
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Yeah, which is a terrible show. It really is.
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Of course I watch it, but it's a terrible idea.
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She moved in with Chad. Or they bought a house together.
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And I think they're going on tour together.
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I like to, when I see a dog, I like to try to communicate telepathically with it and let it know that I'm okay.
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Yeah, I've started watching it. It's good. He plays a great character.
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He's like the... He's like the investigator, but he also stormed the Capitol or something. It's funny. Like I said, I'm just in the first, like I've watched like the first two.
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No. Well, it's... Or they own a deli? It's two sons who had their father kind of kept them shielded, but he had a big conglomerate or a big, you know... Organized crime. He did. They didn't know that. They just thought he owned delis.
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And then he dies, and then now they're kind of brought into the fold.
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Ellie Patterson is her actress name, and I can't remember.
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Well, in my head, I just say, like, you know, you're a good boy, and I'm a good boy. What?
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I'm going to go back and start re-watching them, which I think is the mark of a great show.
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If you go back and re-watch what you've already watched.
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Because I want the dog to believe that I'm a good boy, too. We're both good boys. We're going to get along. You know?
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It is in a lot of ways... Got the whole water part of it.
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Oh, God. Well, she was in all the girl... She's done a lot with music. She's huge in the music industry.
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For one, yeah. And then for two, she's done a lot of... Yeah, okay.
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She's got like a sex toy line. She's got a lot of different, she does like movie stuff.
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Every time you get on set, I mean, just looking at everybody.
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You probably would full-on go into another trip if you, like, smelled some cut grass and listened to Beethoven.
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Yes. Wait, didn't we talk about this whole thing at another point? I'm picturing us because you were going to be the shaman, right? Yes. You were at a stick or something.
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I don't know that I personally am a big fan of roasts, but. That's me.
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When you're saying dais, what does that mean? So is this like she part of a roast or she was just in the audience?
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Why is she going around promoting herself as a comic, but then you can't see any of what she's doing?
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Hey, listen, whatever. However you make your money. She's out humping it in more ways than one.
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I guess over the course of a few days, if you've got the money.
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Yeah, that's the other thing. We'd have to time something for maybe the kids or everybody was not here.
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That's how you start off at six hours later. Six hours later, you're in a whole different state of mind.
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That's his thing, right? He tries to make everything seem very exclusive.
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And what do you do? Like fill out, like just check, yes, I want this $1 million package. Yeah, run your Amex.
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Who's going to play there? I can't believe that he's doing this again.
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I thought of young Brian getting in the car, driving, listening to it.
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Well, that happened. But then there's something further that happens.
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So she narrows it down to the one guy. I think his name's Dave. I don't know. He's the guy who also said that he grew up like – that he was a nerdy guy. Okay. And got bullied as a kid. Yeah. So they kind of had that in common or something. Anyways, it gets down to the two of them and – He doesn't do it. He narrows it to him and only him. And then he says, I can't move further. It's too much.
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If there's some kind of a repair or she moves on to another guy, I don't know.
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Oh, and I can already see a crack in one of the ones that did get engaged.
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I guess they could only do it for one season because then everybody would know.
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Well, people did love to hate watch the American Idol for the bad stuff.
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My dad and I really wanted to do The Amazing Race. Too late now.
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Well, probably because she was in on this horribly cruel show.
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So they're showing them flying them. Image enhancement. Yeah, they're flying them. They're limousine.
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Also, too, like then, I mean, think about they had to go through the taping of this and then air it. So the people that were on the show didn't. They had to relive it.
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I was trying to look where vitamin C is now. What is she up to? Well, she's 52. She's 52. Yeah. And it says that her name's Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick. Yeah. She's an American record executive.
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Now it's crazy, but then was really the Wild West.
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I wonder if he also thought that this was his big break.
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You should have picked American Idol, girl. Yeah, girl, you should have gone for the real deal.
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Didn't they just reboot that? I think they did. The Simple Life? Yeah, with Paris and Nicole.
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I'm sure there's a lot of people that have thought about starting a podcast.
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Vitamin C said, screw this, we're going to become a Netflix executive.
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My dad and I really wanted to do the Amazing Race. Too late.
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We talked about it. We said we would in the family. We determined that the two of us would be the best because I would be the daredevil and he's an engineer and would be able to figure all the stuff out.
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And you would figure out the— I would do the stuff that required the balls.
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Maybe I like to take the edge off at the end of the day with a couple of bottles of wine, a few shots of tequila, and a fistful of muscle relaxers. But so what? Every morning at 6 a.m., I pick myself up off that floor, steal some of my kids' Ritalin, and start the day anew.
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Like Arturo in The NeverEnding Story?
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I brought you the thing, the statue.
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I loved the laser tits. I was all about, wham!
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Well, that's not a bad thing, that cheese. I don't think it's really good for you.
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Yes, you do. You need to get back to that.
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I'm pretty sure it's three and a half. That's what I was saying. It's like a half a day.
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Do they have an intermission? I think they do have an intermission.
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How long is the movie The Brutalist? Three hours and 35 minutes long.
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You've got to block out four hours of your day.
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This is an extra. What? It's an extra 34 minutes long.
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Like Arturo in The NeverEnding Story?
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Well, what else is there to do in here without the equipment?
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Let's sprinkle in a little next door.
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Let's do next door. People are idiots where I live.
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Not included. You can't train a cat.
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I love watching those animal videos.
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I filled out a bracket. Jeff and I just do it for fun.
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Just for, you know, security's sake.
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Well, first of all, you can see that. You don't know where it's coming, like which house or apartment it's coming from.
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He definitely doesn't have a flag, American flag.
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I tried to actually ask AI, and it was jumbled all up. It couldn't figure it out either.
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Yeah, she's probably practicing her archery.
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The one that was following? The one that was walking. Please stop taking care of him.
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Is this the same car that the other people were talking about? Exactly.
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Just because you like that state. Yes, I like that one.
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I know. Practicing for Lord of the Acid.
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I remember our first, I think it was our first year working together at Clear Channel at the radio station. I mean, everybody was just out at the bar. Yeah. Watching the game. That's it. Like the Thursday.
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Yeah, you're going to mix them up. Start off funny.
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Well, first of all, do you like cats?
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Yeah, we actually didn't need March Madness for an excuse to be at the bar in the middle of the day. No.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, this is we're talking about like getting into crypto. So, I mean, I guess if you really love this person and you want to make this work, I guess you could maybe dip your toe into crypto a little bit. Maybe kind of try to see it from their point of view, see what they find so intriguing about it. But if you don't really care for this person, there's a good way.
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It's like, you know, you understand. It would be really, really hard.
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For a woman, even it's very emotional, too. So tied to that person. It's not even just a physical. So I can see how that would be affecting many other parts. Many. Yes.
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Can you pay them with the crypto you just bought?
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I can't believe that she also has not brought it up.
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Yeah, it seems like maybe she would even feel like. I've noticed there's a big difference.
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Did you see that he's dating Don Jr. 's ex-wife?
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Definitely don't feed him from a trough or whatever she said.
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I do love those ass pieces. We got to do more in a second.
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Or if you're in Nashville, maybe. Look him up.
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I used to love watching. You and I would watch golf all the time with Mickelson. Oh, God.
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It doesn't sound very fair and balanced, does it?
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It was a great movie, but, yeah, no, it wasn't like, oh, my God, this is the best movie ever. I know.
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Oh, yeah, I've seen that. There's a movie named For Your Consideration, Christopher Guest.
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Yeah, they want to see how many things they can get out of it. Wow.
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Yeah, it's not that surprising, unfortunately.
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Which I haven't seen either one of those. But then I saw Nora and I saw Conclave. And there's another one. I want to watch The Brutalist, but it's three and a half hours long.
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It's a hard thing to do, and I can only imagine, too, if somebody's doing it by themselves.
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The smell of dead bodies doesn't get you going. I don't know what will.
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She's like, damn it, I wanted to send all of this my life, but I didn't.
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Oh, he found a way to make it about it. Oh, he totally did. Yeah, give more to us. Yeah, give more to the church and less to your family.
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Floppy, floppy, flippity floppy. And I believe in Jesus. I wouldn't have believed in him, but I believe in him now. Yeah. What does he say? I don't know.
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The 700 Club!
If you eat with a homosexual, Chrissy, Paul says you don't have to eat with a homosexual, but you can lay with a homosexual, if I'm understanding the scripture correctly.
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The 700 Club!
Ezekiel 3.4.4 said, he who has dark skin need not love, he needs a shunning. So just remember that. And by the way, I need an eyebrow trimming.
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The 700 Club!
It's this stupid bitch still sitting next to me. Somebody get my hand. It fell on the floor. I made a boo-boo in my pants. Can I get a clean-up aisle, too? From New York City.
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The 700 Club!
finance a country or a state with having legal gambling and all these... Sending all the poor people to college and giving them meals before school and helping out with different things.
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The 700 Club!
That is a better way to go about things, Chris. Rich, quick skit.
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The 700 Club!
That was not me. I did not do that. That was Pat Robertson farting. That's incredible.
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The 700 Club!
Oh, my God. I did. Oh, I got an unholy monster in my anus. Do that again.
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The 700 Club!
Oh, my God. They caught that on the hot mic. Someone just let out an unholy wind. That was an unholy wind, my friends. Okay, I think that's a good place for a break. Everybody looked at me. I was like, that wasn't me. I thought it was you.
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The 700 Club!
The law of use. The law of curve, Kirsten. The law of curves. I've been following them my entire life.
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The 700 Club!
It's such utter foolishness to spend your money on the scratch cards and the lap dances and the booze and the beer and all the wine and the women.
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The 700 Club!
We could really work on them, you know? We could spend the rest of the year just really working on those.
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The 700 Club!
Yeah, and also he's saying that the parents don't want to go to church, but they want to send their kids to church.
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The 700 Club!
I'm sure a little rural church in Pennsylvania that has 15 people going can afford a fleet of buses.
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She is. My question is, concerning the Ark of the Covenant, do you think it's still out there? Will it ever be found? Or has it been lost forever?
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People are really trusting Pat to have all answers of everything.
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The Trump of God, the dude, the Ark of the Gable, and the fields in the fable, and hickory dickory dock. She was sucking my cock. Listen, I don't really know.
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The 700 Club!
Please welcome Thief in the Night. Jesus Christ. All the way from the Mount of Olives, coming down from top of Mount Rushmore. The big guy himself, the one, the only, preaching on an empty dick, Jesus Christ. Let's get ready to mumble. My dick.
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The 700 Club!
There's a national alert system out for this kind of event, you see.
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The 700 Club!
It sounds like you and Jeff over there in your little house. Are you, Jesus?
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It's a hard thing. It's a hard thing to do, and I can only imagine, too, if somebody's doing it by themselves.
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The 700 Club!
I'm going to go to Mexico soon. I'm going to investigate the cocoa leaf thing, though.
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The 700 Club!
They're a Schedule II substance. You have to have clearance from the DEA to grow the plant. That makes sense.
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Because I don't think I could get my hands on any here. That's what I was.
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I think apparently at Machu Picchu, they give it to you or used to give it to you on your ascent up.
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I mean, I don't know. It started off with us telling crazy stories, and we're still doing that.
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And dissecting videos, and we're still doing that. We've added in some interviews, which I love.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, yeah. The Sunday was a first, right?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
No, I meant the first Sunday we've ever published.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
We just don't think that they're talking to Teresa.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Do you know of anybody that has a dead husband?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
What about the brain? Anybody to do with the brain? Nobody responded. So then she went to anybody's husband.
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Can I match the legs that I'm seeing with your husband?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, I guess they're excited to be able to use them now.
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Actually, look at my claws for nails. My God, those things are long.
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I don't think she's ringing anybody's bell.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, exactly. Or wonder if you had gone to another hospital or another doctor or something like that. Things could have turned out differently.
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And they want to feel relieved that they did do everything okay.
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It was due to eco reasons. You know, we were trying, Astrid was trying to be very, or not economically, environmentally.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
It was so easy. I was ready to see them go.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
It was wonderful. We went to the Botanical Gardens to do a big lights display.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And that's where I got these, our beautiful necklaces.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, well, she had some time to kind of formulate what she was going to say to this other woman.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Well, I'm glad I brought it because you're not wearing anything to do with Christmas.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
That's what I thought. That's why I brought these.
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First of all, she's also really stereotyping this woman who is a lovely black woman, older woman.
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Larger. And saying, I bet she makes a great pie.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I shot him. Where is the departed brother? A friend, a cousin, an uncle? Any noun?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I'm not sure she's registered since 1986. She just shook her head.
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I don't understand that. You understand that.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Did you understand anything? Told me to look at you. Really?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Leave your own house. It took two weeks.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I hate how she says, do you understand that?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Oh, yes. She did that on another show where she profiled a white woman.
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Yeah, she walked up the stairs in the audience.
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She's moved on from the guy with the haircut.
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No. Yeah, once again. I mean, it happens every time.
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And say... I think the ghosts have gotten up in there.
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And I want you to... Cleanse out the fire. It does.
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You can record it in your Apple Help app.
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Meanwhile, I'm naked outside doing gardening. Meanwhile, Chrissy's...
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We were talking about things and I was like, there's no way. And he goes, just ask any man. And I go, what man am I going to ask? Like, I'm not going to ask my dad. And I was like, I'm pretty sure Brian would have talked about this. He was like, I'm calling him right now. I was like, he's not going to answer. The kids. Yeah, the kids. I knew you weren't going to answer.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And you didn't. And then the text messages ensued.
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I was like, I've seen it in Fletch, you know, when they do the check then. But I was like, are you supposed to be doing it like as a teenager?
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Right? I was like, what kind of doctor did you have? What was happening?
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He was like Googling and he's like, look, yeah, see, it's on the Google, like to be men and women and blah, blah, blah. I was like, I have never had that done. And I was like, what, what, what?
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You couldn't hold your hand up there, Doc?
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If it's like enlarged, oh, hard or soft.
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That's when you're like, okay, I'm done.
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The bell ringing is the finger in the butt.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
You thought it was just going to be like a touch and then explosion.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I was going to say, maybe you should have stayed for the retreat.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Yeah, I think, I mean, I kind of think in that instance she got involved with some bad players.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Meanwhile, I asked one of your children when we came out of that episode the other day, and I said, did you have fun at the Great Wolf Lodge? What was your favorite thing? And she said, the wave pool.
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Putt Putt Rawr
But really, give an instance, give it for instance of what what was one of the adults doing?
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Putt Putt Rawr
They're on a time schedule, too. You've got people downstairs who want to check in.
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Putt Putt Rawr
You can do that. But the real one with like the rope and the thing and yeah. Yeah.
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Putt Putt Rawr
I'm picturing you climbing the wall, like, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, me, and then onto the floor.
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Putt Putt Rawr
I think I might have taken a few shots of tequila. Oh, my rum, rum beforehand. I think so.
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Putt Putt Rawr
All those games. But you know, Mike... They're not going in and cleaning after all of those kids.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Yeah, you had one on the RFID bracelet thing. They were alerted. He's spent.
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Putt Putt Rawr
I don't know if they continue to do episodes or... I wonder if it was something to do with the mountain monsters type stuff.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Well, it's the Georgia thing. Yeah, we live in Atlanta. It's okay.
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Putt Putt Rawr
Well, I think you were a little flustered, too, thinking about the Great Wolf Lodge, which I venture to say you will never go back to.
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Putt Putt Rawr
I was thinking about that. Hopefully there won't be any more – what was that that happened a year ago? year or two ago?
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Putt Putt Rawr
Okay, where people were storming it? Yeah, that was the... Crawling through great, like, air docks?
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TCB is Verifiable!
No. No, but it made me think about my nephews I was with this weekend, you know, and they, you know how kids don't want to brush their teeth.
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TCB is Verifiable!
I mean, it's such a thing. And finally, I said, look, I go, it's no joke. Let me just look up the pictures right now of tooth rot in children. And I gave them, I mean, I showed it. And they were like, ah!
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TCB is Verifiable!
I was scaring my nephews with the rot. And then I was like, then it's irreparable. You're going to have to have surgery to remove your teeth and then you'll have fake teeth. They were like, what?
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TCB is Verifiable!
Well, right now, I know it pulled up the other day for me to like get verified. And I was like, well, OK, maybe you should be verified. But then it was like, well, you had to do all these steps and then pay something. And I was like, ah.
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Same with the streaming services for me because I'm like, well.
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Whatever, which I guess Amazon, once again, is also coming in on that where you can subscribe through them. Apple TV is the same way. Apple TV is doing the same thing.
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I'm like, because I like a little something on each one of them. I don't want to give any of them up.
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TCB is Verifiable!
I'm going to miss Party City for the balloons, for one thing, and the costumes during Halloween.
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I've seen some good stuff coming out on BritBox. I might have to look into it. Although I'm just like digging my heels and not subscribing to any more stuff. But I've seen some good stuff it looks like coming on BritBox.
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And they had some kind of agreement, too, I think, with Uber. Yeah. Because for a while there, I was getting in a lot of Uber Teslas and talking to a driver, and they said that there was some kind of deal.
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TCB is Verifiable!
Well, I mean, advertising has known the psychology around that for years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That's true. Associate something with the brand.
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TCB is Verifiable!
Well, I thought we already decided that when we get older and we're at the villages, we're taking drugs again.
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TCB is Verifiable!
The noise things on the one you did recently with the— Tina Tana Tweez. Well, that one and the guy that was getting the injections or the energy drink.
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Yes, I'm cracking up. Triple C. The noise, the sound effects you do, that was hilarious.
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TCB is Verifiable!
There's only so many places you can put them. Yeah. And there's no like seatbelt in the bathroom. Right. Exactly. Banging around.
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TCB is Verifiable!
How do you get a... I think a sheet over it was the best that you could do.
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TCB is Verifiable!
No, I mean, they've got one of those like island retreat things. Yeah, everybody does. They do.
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TCB is Verifiable!
Well, I'm holding out hope with all of this new, you know, AI medical stuff that's supposed to happen. You know, it'll just be some kind of huge breakthrough. Listen, between... Editing genes.
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TCB is Verifiable!
I was thinking about the camel toe thing earlier today. I'm like, I think, first of all, I think a camel toe is hilarious. So I'm all about it. I'm going to test it out.
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I've almost watched it. And then I'm like... No, I don't care.
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TCB is Verifiable!
No, they call incessantly trying to confirm. I'm like, yes, I will be there.
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Yes. And I've been to those dentists before and I have switched because, yeah, I don't like all that.
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Me too. The one that I go to, they don't try to pitch me anything.
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I've never had one. And I don't really, you know, had anybody close that's had one besides you.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
That's the first time a president has ever gone to the Super Bowl.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I've been to parties surrounding the Super Bowl. Like when we, Atlanta, had the Super Bowl. When was that? Ten years ago, something like that.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Jeff and I went to some parties around it, and it was kind of eh.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, I mean, they were kind of like parties with athletes and people around it, music.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
It was something that was over on like Howell Mill, the west side, one of those warehouse things.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, no, I mean, I'm just not into that, those kinds of parties anymore. Where everybody's kind of trying to vie for who's there and who's looking and whatever. I don't know.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this dumb show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, somebody else mentioned the colors were better.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No one – I mean, and who is? Does Verizon not cover most of it?
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
There's plenty of people that go out to those remote locations and people in other developing countries. So, you know, Starlink itself I think is probably a good thing.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, you can have it. You don't want to go to space.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Anyways, you don't want to go to space, do you? Well, now you do.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
And hey, I'm not an Elon Musk fan, but I think it does have some benefits.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
What about in the case of natural disasters, though, like the huge hurricane that hit up in Asheville, no one had internet.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
That's the way they were able to connect to people.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I don't understand – How many – do you know how many satellites they have out there?
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah. You're just saying more regulations around it.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No, I mean, I'm not going to sign up for T-Mobile. Sound like you are.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
But that's what Hollywood does. They just keep redoing things and spitting things out again.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Fuck you! There were a lot of Fox commercials, obviously, I guess, because it was playing on Fox, but... Listen...
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yes. Yeah. I didn't see the Ritz commercial, though.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Fuckers. Yeezy got teeth. Yeah, that was strange. Can we all... That was really strange. However, Jeff and I were talking about it later that night, about it, and he garnered like 19 million in sales. Last night? Yes, from that commercial.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
So like his music or don't like the music that Bianca put out something in response to Yeezy. Yeah, she was like, Lord, bless my husband and bless the Jewish people. It was a thing.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I know everybody's split on it, but I thought it was funny.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, that was one of the ones that I was like, they've got the money to do that. Okay.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, it was shocking. I don't think anybody expected it to go like that.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
God, let's not go down that road again. I had an anxiety attack the other day after we did the whole thing with the robot and the AI combined.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
While we're going to say, they're probably like, yeah, go ahead and use it.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Honestly? I don't think they know what the song really means.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
That's right. Okay. I was excited about the commercials and eh. I don't know.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
They have to make an appearance at every Super Bowl.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, I was going to say, can you just forward me what you got? Sure.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
It was interesting to the the clients that were in the ads. I didn't expect a lot of those. I was like, they have that much money. To advertise in that?
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Yeah, as well as like erectile dysfunction stuff and hair replacement.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
There was no standout for me that was like, this is the best commercial of the whole thing.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No, that was a great commercial, and to bring awareness and top of mind.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, Jeep was like a main sponsor of the show. Oh, it was? Yeah, they had a big commercial for Jeep where the commentators were.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, that's in American Graffiti, but... That's not American Graffiti.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No, no, no. Wait, what is it? I loved that movie, too.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, I think it's from where the, you know, the truck plowed into.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I guess I missed that Serena Williams came out at one point. I kind of missed that. Serena Williams came out at one point? Yes, she was there. Where was Serena Williams? She was part of the show.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
She came out. Truly? Yes. Seriously? Yes. That's what I was reading about, and I was like, I've missed that.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Maybe you just didn't recognize her. She was kind of glammed out.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I can't remember. Again, I missed it, but I read that she was there.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
No, no, I saw the whole show, but I missed the Serena Williams.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
I will not be signing up for T-Mobile's Starlink service. No, I mean, I'm not going to sign up for T-Mobile. Sounds like you are.
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Well, Brittany, I'm sure, was in there with her, Mahomes.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
I can only imagine what it's like to have that times a million. And then your friends want to sell your information. That's got to be the part that becomes really isolating when you get famous.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
You don't know who to trust. You don't know who to trust. Your friends want to talk shit. They want to sell it to a trade rag. They have pictures of you in their phone that they want to give to certain magazines for money. And... You know, let's be real about it.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Like, if I was famous and you were famous, and then someone came to one of our friends and said, I'll give you $100,000 for photos from the birthday party a couple weeks ago, that would be really hard to turn down, wouldn't it?
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
If tabloids were looking to pay anybody for pictures of me, I'm just going to say it right now. Do not be surprised about what may come out of O'Brien and Green. It's going to be a shit show. Chrissy Cook's naked, for God's sakes.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Thank God. Thank God. Blackberries were all the rage and really bad at taking photographs. If they did at all. Thank God. Thank God. The iPhone was like relatively new. Not a lot of people. You kind of had to be rich to have an iPhone. So not a lot of people had iPhones taking pictures with your phone was a chore. It was a big project and only, and it was in like, you know, four pixels.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
So, you know, it was all blurry. You couldn't see anything, but if there were pictures, If there are pictures from Chrissy and I's Clear Channel days that we are not aware of right now, I certainly give anybody permission to sell them. God bless you. They're yours. But I'm letting the audience know ahead of time, and I'm putting this on celluloid on the RSS feed forever and ever to live.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Do not be surprised about any piece of information that comes out about me. It's probably true, and the And my penis is small. So those two things you should know right out the gate. All right? Okay? All right. We're all set. I'm going to say it before I spray it. There you go. All right. Speaking of Brian's penis. Yep.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
We talked yesterday about Naked Attraction, the show that has taken the world by, the dating show that took the world by storm during the pandemic when Max decided they were going to put it on their platform. This is a show that comes out of the BBC or Channel 4 or something out there over there in the U.K.,
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This is the voice of reason in the room. Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Can I say that I am very proud of Keanu Reeves? It seems Keanu Reeves can do no wrong. And he's honestly maybe one of the few people. Good humans left on this earth. He seems like it. And that includes me.
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And it is a show that really takes the idea of eye candy to, you know, kind of dating someone for what they look like to the next level. It's a blind date show where they move the screen from your feet to your head one inch at a time. Revealing. Revealing.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Yes, and it shows everything in high-definition 4K glory. Unlike those BlackBerry pictures, it's going to show everything in 4K, and Chrissy and I are going to look at some penises when we get back.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Christina, right on those liners. Look at you. Good for you. You're timely on those liners. I like that. We're just listening to Christina's liner, which is when she breaks into the show and talks about where you can find us and stuff like that. Said 5,000 followers. We did just reach 5,000 followers. Five years, 5,000 followers. I think that means at least 1,000 people a year have liked us.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
I can feel it. I believe it. I can feel it. We're going to ride that Venezuelan wave right to infamy.
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
all right so yesterday we were talking about the show naked attraction i mentioned that i really would like to review another one of those episodes i managed to find one on youtube so we'll take a look at it there's no other explanation i don't need to give you any other explanation except for this naked attraction is exactly what it sounds like one contestant male female sometimes it's gay straight trans they come out and they stand in the middle
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Like, I'm not one of the good humans on earth. I'm saying, of all the humans on earth, Keanu seems like one of the good humans.
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of five boxes those boxes are screens like light boxes and they will slowly pull up the screen on that light box revealing a naked person behind it and the person in the middle the person who's looking for a blind date needs to decide based only on the genitalia yeah they go straight up to the pelvis Yeah, they go straight up to the goods. And so let's take a listen to one of these episodes.
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Along with a very entertaining host. Oh, the host is lovely. I love her. She's great.
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Imagine if Tinder just had pictures of penises up there. Imagine if you had to swipe right or left based on a look of a penis. No one would ever date anybody. The birth rate in this country would go down.
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He's constantly doing the right thing. He's constantly taking care of those around him, stopping and taking pictures and giving, you know, showing up at charity events and giving the children what they want. He just seems like a really good dude. Like a guy who cracked the matrix.
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That's a reveal right there. I've seen that episode. Have you seen that episode? She was weird.
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Poon poon. Maybe he said poon poon. You know the worst word I've heard for a vagina is in that show, The Inbetweeners, when they call it clunge. Clunge.
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That's the most disgusting word for a vagina I've ever heard.
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It seems so strange to me. There's something so inherently beautiful about a woman's... Oh, look at that. I just stopped the right perfect at the right place. A guy holding his cock.
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Astrid. Oh. Brian's putting the pause button to use. Look at that.
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I want to point out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, let me find a time where I can pause that does not include a penis. All right, there we go. I just want to point out that the female body, in my opinion, is so inherently beautiful. It's just lovely and delicious. I know that's my personal preference. But the male body, it seems like the penis is just an afterthought in some ways.
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You know what I'm saying? Like an extra piece of skin that no one knew what to do with. Just throw it on there. It's so weird and ugly.
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honestly, went into The Matrix, came out, understands how to do it, how to be a good human being, how to do the right thing in most circumstances, how to say the right things, how to be honest and organic in almost every situation.
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Did anyone ever stop to think if this was really a good idea? Like if this really was a good idea?
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It's like a train wreck. You can't stop watching. You know that what you're seeing just shouldn't be on television, but it is. And so it's fascinating. It really is fascinating.
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And like we mentioned yesterday in the show, these are not supermodels that are on the show. Obviously, there are some good-looking human beings on there. But by and large, these are regular people.
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Your neighbor. A plumber. A girl at the gas station. That guy with a small penis. Yes.
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By the way, who is the host? Is she like some kind of sexologist or something? Is she a body expert? She seems to talk in a way where she understands what's going on with the body. And when does the host get naked? Has the host ever been naked? Anna Richardson, is that her name?
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Oh, okay. And you know, back over in Europe, they have done some sex education shows, which we have also talked about here on the show, which I have also watched. Like, they did one in Denmark, they did one, I can't remember, maybe in Canada, in Australia. They have done some sex education shows geared toward teenagers.
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That are incredibly graphic, that show actual penetration, how it's supposed to work, how you do it in an effort, how to put on a condom, how to use a condom in action in an effort to educate the public. Here in the United States, you go to church and, you know, they pretend like sex doesn't happen between anybody but two married people.
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He had an excellent adventure. I mean, all the actors, if you would have gone back to 1988, and all the actors, you could have said, they're going to end up being one of the most famous, well-loved, well-known actors ever in the history of cinema. Keanu Reeves would be the last person you would have picked. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was the worst acting in the history of cinema.
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It's kind of crazy, but I think they're taking the right approach over there. Yeah. Because the only way you're going to do it is just like, the only right way to teach someone about sex, to teach a young person about sex, in my opinion, is to tell them the good, the bad, and the ugly, and to show them that sex is not a porn movie.
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Although I like to think sex is a porn movie, I am physically unable to hold Astrid up against a shower wall for 30 to 40 minutes. I'm physically unable to do anything for 30 to 40 minutes.
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She's a child education specialist on naked attraction.
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In America, you're fired. She's canceled instantly. In England, she's celebrated.
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Yeah, no, there's no catfishing going on here. You're going to figure it out real quick.
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Do your friends and your sister also think it was a fantastic idea to have you go show your clunge on national television? No.
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Can I just share? Just like when you call the doctor's office and every single one of those messages says our options have recently changed. Everyone says the same thing when it comes to their sex. I'm a little bit of a pev. Everyone says that because you don't want to be known as the guy or the girl who just says, yeah, I like missionary style. Do you know what I'm saying?
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No, you got to have a certain kind of screw loose to get on this television show.
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Can I also say, just like the doctor saw this message, when anybody who has a troubled dating life is always blaming everybody else for the troubled dating life. Do you know what I'm saying? That's true. Just throwing that out there.
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She's like a kid in a candy store. She's so ready for the penises.
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I wouldn't be there. No. It would be tough for me to do this. Unless it was for charity. And then for that reason, then I would do it. Right.
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This is insane when you think about it. I know we've seen a few of these, so we know what's coming. But when you think about this premise, it is just generally insanity. Yes.
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Maybe not the worst, but pretty close to the worst acting in the history of cinema, even though we all loved the movie. Oh, yeah. It did not age well. And as an adult, you can clearly see how ridiculous that movie is and how terrible those two are at acting. Keanu Reeves, I just would have never imagined. No. that he would be the guy we all love and adore.
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Oh, straight to the dicks. They pulled up the box. They pulled up the screens all the way to like their belly button area. So now we've got six penises in front of us. That's the first time since the high school locker room that I've said those words. I mean, that is they are largely uncircumcised. Am I right about that? There is like five uncircumcised men and one circumcised man.
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That's what I said. Uncircumcised. I thought you sorry.
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This is what we do for work, girls. This is what we do for work. A wiggle. Give me a wiggle.
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Oh, my God. It's so close. Oh, my God. It's so close. It's so close. We should have done the women. We should have done the women. We did a woman last time, so I'm equal opportunity. All right.
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Where did we go with this? Oh, my God. Is it time for a break yet? Can we fast forward to the women? All right. Okay. Okay. I'll give you a second here. I think we're going to take a break. Do we need a break? No, not yet? Christina's got to get herself together. That shook me to the core. That is insane what she just said.
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She split me right up the middle. That's an intense thing to think about. So let's do this. Let's take a break. And then when we get back, we'll see if we can muddle through the rest of this episode. Now we know what we're working with with this lady. So she's not afraid of anything. Yeah, and with the men. That's true. And by the way, not a good-looking penis in the bunch.
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Just throwing that out there. All right, we'll be back.
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Well, we did get to 5,000 followers, but I'm wondering how many of those followers we're going to lose after this episode. All right, we're watching Naked Attraction. You know it because you didn't just jump into the middle of this episode. Okay, let's just continue, I guess. Here we go.
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I mean, he's lovable even in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. But I just wouldn't have imagined him being this guy, this man that he's turned into, that he's quite amazing in every way. He seems like it. I don't read a bad fucking thing about the guy. I know. He's always out there, shaking hands and kissing babies, making love to the camera, looking good, acting well. What happened?
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Not too big. So we're keeping the small penises in mind here. Well, I volunteer.
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so moving on quite like a circumcised yeah yeah you know there's something can I just share this there's something that's weird I find about other about penises in general a lot of them seem discolored do you know what I'm saying like they're different color than the actual skin of the body and I understand why that is it's a different type of skin and it's you know works in different ways and has different blood flow
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But I don't know, I find it really disconcerting when I see like a pale white man with almost a black penis. Do you know what I'm saying? Interesting.
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That is an ugly penis, man. These are ugly. I'm sorry. I just got to say this out loud. Yeah, it's all very... I understand that circumcision in some ways is mutilation, but I think that generally, she's right, it looks tidier. It looks neat. Maybe that's just what I'm used to.
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Okay, that's good. And the little star there, that's cute.
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He tried. It took longer than he thought. He tried.
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Some are grabbing, some are swinging on their own. Can I ask a question? Is this what goes on at a male strip club? Do they helicopter?
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Yeah, turns out Christina is automatically gay. Turns out she didn't like penises in the first place and she certainly doesn't like them now. Not even Keanu's?
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How do we get whatever Keanu has? And man, that skin. Can we talk about that skin? Amazing. He's beautiful. He's a beautiful man. I love him. I have a man crush on Keanu Reeves.
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Red is out. See you later. That dick didn't qualify. Oh, this guy with the tattoo.
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It's so sad. It is. It is. White guys, when they get to a certain age, most white guys, when they don't get to a certain age, we just have a butt problem. The butt problem is it's not a good look. It's not. Black men have, you know, they got those beautiful, you know, strong asses. White guys, we go in, they go out. It's bad. It's just bad.
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Yeah, to be fair to this guy, he doesn't look much better clothed. Bye.
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She's gay pan and she loves Keanu. Gapan. Yeah, Gapan. She's gay pan. Christine is gay pan and she loves... See, she only loves people for the right reasons.
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Yeah, let's focus on something else for a second, please.
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Big nipples, small nipples, big bellies, small bellies. Hairy. Not hairy. Not hairy.
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Wow. Oh, my God. One guy has a picture of a baby reindeer logo right on his chest. That's crazy.
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Yeah, that was a big tattoo. Why would you get a reindeer tattooed on your chest?
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He's got a picture of a cartoon, a tattoo of a cartoon shark on his belly.
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What are some people thinking when they get tattoos? Honestly.
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I'm going to guess that 74% of women say they prefer a dad bod, but if a chiseled hot guy walked in the door and then Brian walked in the door, I think I'd lose every time.
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First of all, second of all, this guy's got the kind of body I can relate to. He's soft in the middle.
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Hey, listen. I would hit you over the head with a pan. With a go-pan if you said you weren't. All right, so... Let me explain why this has been solidified in my mind forever and ever. For the first time that I can remember, I saw a picture of Keanu with his girlfriend.
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What does this have to do with dating? All these dating shows, they have stunts and they're so stupid. It's like 90 Day Fiancé, the last resort when they send them out to row and grab a basketball. How's that going to make your relationship stronger?
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Yeah, I mean, that's the other thing. Like when some of these people make it through to the end and they finally see the person that they're going to date, you got to imagine a lot of these people go, not for me.
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This is so crazy. This is so insane. This is like... I mean, honestly, this is probably my 20th episode of Naked Attraction, including a marathon that I saw in Ireland. And if we're really being, if I'm really just like bearing it all, no pun intended, it doesn't get any less shocking any time that I see it. Every time. Yes, every time. Oh, my God.
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And even though I prefer the female form, like that's what I'm sexually attracted to, even with the women, it's so clinical and weird and close up sometimes, it can be disconcerting.
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She's going to go with the uncircumcised guy because that's what she prefers.
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Very different. Generally the same age, but all very different. I'd say they're all in their 30s, probably. All a relatively handsome gentleman. Honestly, start with the face. Pull it the other way down. I think that's what you do. Because the face is going to be the thing that really ties this all together, right? You're not going to date someone just based on their penis. Right.
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How is this possible? How did Keanu Reeves get an age-appropriate girlfriend? It's unbelievable to me. Are they married? I think so. I think it said girlfriend, but I could be wrong.
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Where does podcaster fall in that? Where does podcaster fall? Probably way down on the list.
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Except for the gigantic weird tattoo on your chest.
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The weirdest part about this is they can't say anything. So they're not responding.
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Oh, have they? This is the first picture I've ever seen of Keanu and his girlfriend. They were on a red carpet somewhere. And she is perfectly age appropriate. He's in his 50s. She's in her 50s. They look lovely together. She's a beautiful woman.
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Oh, my God. He's like every girl's wet dream. He's a philosophy student with a great body and a big dick.
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I guess if I looked like that, I'd show my dick too. Yeah.
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I am just, you know, this is crazy that you're asking this because I was just thinking maybe I'm not going to ask this episode to be cut up on video. This may be one of the few episodes of the commercial break moving forward that you don't see on video for a number of different reasons. Mainly, HBO is going to block it anyway.
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They're going to copyright claim this for sure because that's what they do. They're really protective over their content. And then I can argue that it's fair use and they will eventually let me show the video. But I'm worried that our video editor, I don't know him very well yet, right?
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And I'm worried that asking him to look at a bunch of dicks for an hour, it's going to get me in some kind of trouble. Shall we have it? What was that? That's not a party trick. That's just you being crazy. That's just you scaring off all the boys.
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Oh, my God. He just did monkey noises and a monkey bounce.
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What does that have to do with anything? Christina, can you clue us in on that? Why Suffolk? Why is everyone all excited about Suffolk? Is that like a fancy ponds neighborhood? Maybe. Maybe.
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He's the kind of guy that needs to borrow a little rent money. You know what I'm saying?
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work him out and it's bugging me jessica we are saying goodbye she doesn't like the way he looks and he does have two trolls tattooed like two like mystical dungeons and dragon trolls tattooed on his chest let's be honest about it if you're gonna pick a dude you know most people probably would anyway whatever and he is a chef from warrington hence that incredible whisk action a
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Yeah, now, go disrobe. You think anybody helps them backstage? How do you think all that works out? It's like a PA standing there just watching you get naked. Does someone powder your puff? Do you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, if you're a little sweaty, do they like doll you off or you're a little oily?
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Oh, yeah, they got to. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't want to be... Like, most television studios, just like this studio, we keep it cool because the lights heat it up real quick. But there, you probably let it... Yeah, you got to.
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You want the penises to be shown in the best light. And the tits and everything else.
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Where do they get all the licensing rights? Like, here in America, you can't play these songs because of the licensing rights, but the BBC and the Channel 4 and all that, they always seem to have the good music.
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I do love that these people seem generally very confident. Confident, yeah. I mean, you have to be to go on national television and show your ass.
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Yeah, Alexandra Grant. Wow. Wow. I mean, if you molded someone in a PR machine.
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Even though the disconcerting deer tattoo that's all across most of his body.
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She likes him. She's attracted to him. Yeah. He looks like Bradley Cooper, actually, I think, a little bit.
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You know, like some dating shows, you give them a hug on the way out the door, like The Bachelor. This is not a place where it's appropriate to give a hug.
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Nine years at 60 is perfect. I think that's perfectly age appropriate.
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Bye. Sorry about my half-heart. I've been staring at your munch. I've been pacing.
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Yeah, Bezos is dating someone who's like 32 and he's 76 years. Let's not get into that. Yeah, let's not even get into that. The disparity in age between most Hollywood actors and their girlfriends. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio. As soon as they turn 26 years old, they're out the door. He changes girlfriends like I change toilet paper rolls. And no knock against Leonardo.
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You see someone naked and then you're going out and meeting them for the first time.
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I get naked. I think it would be get naked on national television. He said I get naked.
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You know, I fully expect that you're going to know stuff about the United Kingdom.
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I always am checking with Christina because I figure, like, she's actually from the country, but then, you know, I got to remember, you moved here when you were, what, three?
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You just saw each other naked. You saw each other naked. You had a good time on the date. What are you going to do? I mean, what's there left to do but get in bed and feel around? That's it. All right. We've taken this episode way too long. I should have cut it off when the penises came into view, but all right.
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Well, now I'm going to have to give Christina a quarterly bonus. All right, you may or may not find this episode on YouTube. That's no joke. I think maybe we'll leave this one in the video can. Just so I don't gross out half the audience if I haven't already. Well, thanks to all those Venezuelans who joined us on our YouTube. It was nice having you. Nice having you.
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We'll see you on the next Venezuelan Reel. All right, well, that's how the cookie crumbles. There you go. Wonder what Keanu's penis looks like now. Now I'm wondering. Circumcised or uncircumcised? I bet he's uncircumcised. I don't know why. It's just a feeling that I have in my gut. All right. Listen, season number six is well underway. I think we're finally building some steam.
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I can't wait for my next network meeting with the executives. So do you think you could reduce the amount of times you say clunge in an episode? Sure, no problem. TCBpodcast.com, that's where you find more information about the show, all the audio, all the video, right there from one location, TCBpodcast.com. Also, you can get your free TCB swag, like a TCB sticker.
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I don't think he's doing anything... No. To see that Keanu Reeves is dating someone in their 50s when he's 60 and so incredibly good looking, so incredibly handsome, so incredibly rich, just so well put together, makes me believe that Keanu actually is a good person.
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I've been texting with a lot of people over the break, and I really enjoyed it. 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can leave us a voicemail or a text message. We'll get back to you just as soon as we can. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.
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All right, but I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. Best to you. Best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy, Christina, and I must say, we will say, and we do say.
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For the right reasons. The substance. That's the substance that I want. That's the guy that I want.
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I mean, what else can we say about, I mean, what's your favorite Keanu Reeves role?
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Point Break's pretty good. Point Break is pretty good. Point Break is the break, in my opinion, for Keanu. It's like where he went from kind of jokey, yuck it up, slapstick kind of comedian to, okay, he can maybe take on a semi-serious role. But The Matrix clearly makes him a star. Do you know who was supposed to play the guy in The Matrix? No, who? Neo, do you know? Take a guess.
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Will Smith was originally intended for the role of Neo in the movies The Matrix. What happened? Something about he did not feel like he wanted to work. He didn't want to do that like on a Neo science fiction or something like that.
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Yeah, he was. So he turned down the roles. I'm sure that he's kicking himself in the balls that he didn't take on those roles, but you couldn't see anybody else in the role.
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I mean, that kind of dumb, gashaw, awestruck seriousness about Keanu Reeves. Yeah. And the way that he took on the role physically, it just makes it so impressive in every way that I just don't imagine anybody else was in that role. I mean, that's got to be the hard part about being a really well-known actor or actress in Hollywood. You get offered all of these parts.
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And then you have to turn some down or you don't get some. It doesn't work out for whatever reason. You know, it's not working on your timeline. And then you see somebody else who embodies the role and makes an iconic movie out of it. That's got to make you feel in some way. I don't know about jealous, but some kind of disappointment's got to run through your head.
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What did I miss out on? I think it was Matt Damon... I believe Matt Damon was off, if I'm not mistaken, was offered the role in the Avatar movies and he turned it down. But he had been offered not only the Avatar movies, but he had been offered 10 percent of the gross of the movie. And Matt Damon has said before, you will never meet an actor who has turned down more money than I have.
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I mean, can you check that if it's Matt Damon turned down which role?
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But he couldn't leave Jason Bourne. Yeah, read this a little bit.
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No, I mean, Matt Damon's not hurting. I think for those Bourne movies, he probably made $250 million. Those movies are so good. They are. That's another one where you... And I know there are other actors who have been in the Bourne series, like that guy who got chopped up by the snowplow. What was his name? Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner took a turn in the Bourne movies.
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But I don't think he was... No, he wasn't Jason Bourne. He was like another offshoot of the Bourne identity. All right, we're back from a break. My daughter had to prance in here and do a little twirl for us. I think Jeremy Renner played an offshoot of one of the Bourne identities, but largely I think Matt Damon is known as the Bourne guy.
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And he is so... That's another one of those iconic movie roles, right? Don't imagine anybody else. And that's another guy you would say, how is Matt Damon going to be a super action star? But he ended up being a super action star. The reason why those two movies... are so intensely good, Matrix and The Bourne Identities, is the way that they filmed fight scenes were completely revolutionary.
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And I think to anybody, even people who don't like action films, it's so pleasing. Now I say pleasing, but it's so... It's eye candy to watch the way... Yeah, it's so intense. When I watched the first Bourne movie, I had never seen anything like it. I was like, wow, that's insane.
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The way they film fight scenes. Whatever happened to the guy who was... Do you remember the dude who was in the Will Smith movies? The Chinese guy who would... Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan. What happened to Jackie Chan? Did he age out of the movies?
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Christina's going to... He's probably straight to DVD at this point, I would imagine. How old is Jackie Chan?
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Oh, well, then that answers that question. You can't do that shit for too long.
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Yeah. We all saw Karate Kid Legends. Wow. Legends. Still moving and grooving. Yeah, that's, anyway, I just, right back to Keanu Reeves. I mean, I have to say, Keanu Reeves is such a stud. And I'm, I would have that guy on this show. It would be the honor of my lifetime to sit and talk to Keanu Reeves. But because he is a good guy, he's never going to come on the commercial break.
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i think this is true yeah he must have a fantastic pr firm agent that really guides him in the right ways because you don't see him on these weird you know offshoot podcast you don't catch uh keanu reeves on theo vaughn you know what i'm saying yeah speaking of theo vaughn drama drop on the brianna chicken fry situation she wore a revenge dress um on the golden to the golden globes oh she did and i do have to say why is brianna chicken fry at the i don't know but she was with her host guy
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No, no, no, no. I can't remember. The guy who owns Barstool Sports. What's his name? Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy. Was she with Dave Portnoy? Is that who she was with?
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It's fascinating. It really is fascinating. It is. And like we mentioned yesterday in the show, these are not supermodels that are on the show. Obviously, there are some good-looking human beings on there. But by and large, these are regular people.
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Okay, so do you remember when I told you that Brianna Chicken Fry and the co-host of her podcast... Is that Dave? No. Well, it is now. She's on Barstool Sports podcast. But then she had another podcast, Brianna Chicken Fry and whatever her name was. I was so into this for a minute, and then I decided...
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I was kind of like, well, all right, there's enough chicken fry. So Brianna and her co-host of that very popular podcast, they split up. The co-host went and announced that she was going to then be on the Call Her Daddy network, her own podcast. And then she showed up on Theo Vaughn and made mention of why the two of them had split up.
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I don't know about why, but what she said was, we're going through a rough spot, and I would imagine that as best friends, everybody goes through a rough spot, and someday we'll make up. She took a very...
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politicians view toward this whole situation so i think that we can officially say at least for right now that the chicken fry drama may not yield any more drama drops anytime soon and we'll have to wonder just how long the chicken fry persona stays in the lexicon have you uh christina have you heard the new podcast no no sorry well once again the commercial break is the place to find all the hip information we don't even know her name
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What was her name? Grace? Grace. Grace. Brianna and Grace. That's right. And so, but I mean, I wish all the best to Grace. I hope that that podcast does really well for her. I can't imagine that you get on the Call Her Daddy network and your podcast doesn't do well. Yeah.
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Grace O'Malley on Barstool Sports. She left Barstool. She left the Brianna Chicken Fry podcast that she had. They were best friends since childhood. They split up, and now she's on Theo Vaughn doing kind of the publicity tour, I would imagine, is what's going on. And she's not saying much about why the split up, but she is saying, you know, hey, listen, I believe that we'll smooth it all over.
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And that's true. Like, listen, friends, family members, we all get into little tussles and disagreements. When it's so very public, it's got to be hard. It's got to sting. It's got to be tough to wake up every morning and read about yourself in every trade, you know, every fucking pop star, pop rag that there is that you and Chicken Fry are in.
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And I would imagine that a lot of these tabloids put words in your mouth. Also, they say things that aren't true. Friends of friends.
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Listen, I had my little taste of fame with the Venezuelan democracy drop thing. And there are no tabloids at all that are looking for me. But I do have to say this, is that instantaneously... Like, when you get a thousand comments on a reel, people start making assumptions real quick about who you are based on 30 seconds that they see.
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But we've said we don't want to have him in here because it's like don't meet your heroes.
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I feel like I've seen so much about her, though. I don't know what else we could uncover.
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It is because, I mean, you can't really be jealous because she's talking in her sleep. Brad could be somebody from a show she watched earlier.
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I mean, once is one thing too, but if it's like... Every night? Every single night.
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Well, we weren't like, you know, doing anything. Yeah, but I was like at a concert and I was meeting him and talking to him. We were friends. He was like getting me backstage and it was a whole thing.
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I think because we were talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
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Unless you go to an office Christmas party and you meet Brad, our boss.
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And plus, I wonder how long it was until it was discovered. I'm sure they didn't come out right away. Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't like one minute.
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Wow. Yeah, I was going to say, because you can't really drain the pool.
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Fuck them. We're not making much. Right. I was going to say, God, if there's those situations, you almost need like an instant bonus.
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So now – That's a change. That's right. There she goes. She's got it.
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Yeah, exactly. I'm sure they continued to terrorize the place.
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I'm sure that every week... Betty might be able to be a regular caller.
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Absolutely. It's those little moments that keeps you at least coming, getting up and going back to work.
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Thank you. I was going to say, have you jacked up that air?
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Well, no, here's a fun fact. If your feet are warm, it really does warm the rest of your body.
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No, the crazy thing is that adults do it too. So my dad for years was... Like a facilities manager? Yeah, he was like head of the, you know, and part of what he did was he was head of the maintenance department.
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And I mean, the things that he used to come home and say that were done in the bathroom. Yeah, it was bad.
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And that there's consequences. Yeah. There's consequences for doing bad things.
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And you're behind a skee-ball machine where it's dark and cramped. Yeah, why? I don't know. Why are you going back there to poop?
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Oh, the sweet Betty and the little baby's smile and happiness. And then the other sisters' games were saved, too. I mean, Betty really saved the day.
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Well, thanks for calling in, Betty, again. Yeah. And I think we're going to have to continue.
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It was when we first started out and we were recording in the other room. And while we were recording, like a part of the wall came down.
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And we were freaking out. Smoke was just pouring out of the microphone.
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I mean, you know, there's... There's always the lawnmower outside or blue parking. Yeah.
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I've been trying to figure that out for five years, Jennifer. We don't know. We don't know. It's two friends talking. Yeah. Like we're at a bar. We're telling stories. It's not for everyone.
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One person says one thing, it takes you off in a whole different direction.
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Yeah, I can remember that. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, I mean, it's so funny because I was talking to somebody about this and they said, you know, is there anything like it's too embarrassing or whatever you want to talk about? I was like – I used to feel that way, but not now. It's all out there. It's all out there. I'm numb to it.
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It was a robot infused with AI and it was frightening. It was literally frightening. I mean, I was still thinking about it. I think it took me an hour to get home that day and I was still thinking about it after I got home.
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And there's been some other, there's definitely, what was, God, well, I think Carl.
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Carl, when you first, when we first started talking about Carl.
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Who's now getting divorced from Portia. Oh, really? Yes. Well, fill me in on that one.
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Well, I mean, I don't know if he's a big part. They kicked him back to Africa, I think.
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Yes, she did. So she's back on The Housewives this season. It starts in March.
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So I think you should watch it, but I can also be your liaison.
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What do you think? I'd love to do that. And then at the end, I'll give you one that's a family favorite. Oh, cool. Let's start off with that one. Well, my sister, when she was younger, used to think that, you know, that song, every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you. But she thought it said meat. Every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you? Yes.
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That was you for like a string of months when you were doing the carnivore talk.
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Oh, goodhousekeeping. They're also the ones that gave us the Christmas list.
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Well, he was the housekeeper of the house on Who's the Boss.
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It was on for a long time. I mean, I remember growing up with it.
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I know. I was thinking about that this morning when I saw that, too. I was wondering if the fact that it's in New Orleans has anything to do with it. I don't know. I wonder why.
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Do you remember that story? No, I don't remember that one. It's been known that he's had lots of pill problems as well as other drugs over the years.
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I like some Black Sabbath stuff, but yeah, it was never in my wheelhouse to pop on.
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Tune in to the next episode because that's our farewell show.
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Well, they say you should always have a purpose in life that keeps you going.
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Miami. He dated Larsa Pippen, who is Scottie Pippen's ex-wife. And it was a big deal. You know, there's a huge age difference. And Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen had a big rivalry. So it was kind of a big deal.
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Yeah, they had like a podcast together and stuff like that.
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Well, according to whatever I saw in the Housewives, he does have a lot of business ventures that he does on his own.
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I was going to say, I think the rental business here in Atlanta has got to be huge.
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Oh, that's kind of more like a brothel.
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Like, I mean, let's just don't say that. Okay.
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You had a beautiful view of the city.
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She probably didn't want to mix friends and business.
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I've got downtown covered. I'm the downtown correspondent.
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Yes, she was a really good masseuse.
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They're doing a documentary about Magic City. It's famous.
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We're going to need mental health after we're done.
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We're considering Twitch, but that's not...
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Well, at least it didn't say that you had murdered your children, like that one guy that's suing from like over in Europe or something.
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Yeah, the phones are listening to us. It's known.
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But, like, also... Well, there was Ariana Grande, who he was engaged to, I believe.
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Yeah. And Kim, obviously. I can imagine, though, it's hard not to get swept up. You know, they met on Saturday Night Live. Yeah. She was a guest. And I can imagine if she's showing interest to him, it's... It would be hard not to get swept up in that. Like, oh, my God.
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Well, yeah, right as things are approaching.
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What date is it supposed to happen?
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I don't think it's a hard convince.
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Yeah, I mean, the fact that he's announced no one yet is definitely just concerning in itself. Yeah.
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I'm just... I know. I'm stunned. That he's doing this.
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What did they say in the press release, too? Like, I mean, again, this would be the part where you would announce things.
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I'll read the byline. Oh, here. Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah, and the whole Jack Sparrow, Laura Croft thing leads me to believe that it's, you know, there's a lot of jungle there. Especially when you're flying in because we just flew in there. Of course. It's all jungle. So this could turn out to be even worse.
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Now that you go down there and pay for it, yeah. I mean, that's true.
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He was really in the crosshairs, too, with Kanye. Because that was right when they were divorcing.
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He's determined to make something happen.
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I hope that you are... I wish the ticket, people that have bought tickets the best.
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I think you just act like a regular person getting your coffee.
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Yeah, and I think there used to be like a Chinese restaurant or something there.
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I've got downtown covered. I'm the downtown correspondent.
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They're doing a documentary about Magic City.
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I mean, those dancers are very talented.
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The Cheetah is huge, too. And like Magic City is smaller.
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Was that that same place that would change names like every year? The one that our IT guy from the radio station was going to.
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You didn't jump the wire higher than the height of your toe. It's five feet high.
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Where we even looked at it and said, was it always like that?
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At least say your hair looks pretty or something. Please. Thank you.
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Yeah. It's a real, real greaser style. Yeah, I know. I'm picturing like a pompadour.
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Happy holidays. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
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Which was a man playing with a Barbie. A man playing with a Barbie. That's right. I was like, uh-oh.
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And then there was this Barbie commercial, so that's funny.
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Oh, her mom's like in the kitchen. Yeah. She's in the new whirlpool.
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Oh, shit. I don't have any more money for a second day.
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And before cell phones, hey, kids, just before cell phones, it was a whole thing because my parents couldn't even get a hold of me. No, mine couldn't either. And you just had to trust that your kid was going to come home. I had to check in. There was no tracking. There was no cell phones. Yeah, no. Nope.
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Kids, just get used to it. Esther's probably got a couple of those on me, too.
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Nope. He wants that cheek next to his. That's right. Cheek to cheek.
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I was like... I wish you'd bust it out and dance, but not really be playing. Acting like you are.
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I'm surprised you didn't show Astrid's parents. No, I haven't broken out the saxophone yet. Nope.
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Yeah, that's, hey, kids, that's what you need to do. Don't ghost. Just say so long. Those words.
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What about the frosting on top? Does that make up for any of the nutrition? Absolutely.
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i don't think there's a rule yeah it's you know customized some people say the three-day rule i know but i think that's way out there i think that's before cell phones yeah then you think you're ghosted yeah then you definitely in this age of immediate gratification like if you don't hear something by the next day that's right then uh they've driven off a cliff
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His appearance really changed after high school? What? He got hair in his chest?
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The legs just stop at Victoria's Secret. Yeah, that's right.
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It seems like just yesterday I was divorced. It's been five years.
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This is actually my ex-husband's ring. I think that might scare him off more.
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I spotted you from across the way and I just knew you'd be a perfect fit.
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Yes, yes. So we dated. I tried to look out for you, Brian. You did.
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Who do you know? Yeah. There's this guy I dated a year ago.
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Then within an hour – They were supposed to go dancing.
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To where they chose to not go on the person they already did.
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There was that Subway thing that just came out about that. Was it the egg salad or the tuna salad that didn't actually have tuna?
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Except if you're behind like a total, like anonymously. Then you'll troll away and tell everybody they suck. That's right. But when it comes to somebody knowing who you are.
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Like in Best in Show when they put them in the hotel room in the janitor closet.
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That was probably the guy that was busting down doors on the carnival.
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He's probably wiped his history clean of that show.
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Look at that. The mustache, I think, adds.
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She had her own boyfriend. He was cuckolding. This is the nicest guy that's ever lived.
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It was such a fun and interactive way for the audience to get involved.
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They were, like, already saying it didn't work out back then.
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But they didn't, in later years, they don't say.
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No, it's my throat because we've been doing so many shows day after day after day. I might need some tea and honey.
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Although he sounds exciting with the discos.
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Why do you think they're more ugly? He threw that in there, too. Damn.
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Then if, like I say, if I like the girl... Yeah, maybe shy away from the self-portrait poem.
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Don't even say I'm getting a cold. I do not want a cold.
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Yeah, like the poem you wrote for the last girl.
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Dancing and woodworking. I mean, I kind of like it.
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He's been dying to tell this story. It was the most exciting thing that happened to him since the disco days.
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And we've vetted these charities, too. They use almost all of their money that's donated.
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Yeah, we're really on season 10. We did it earlier today, too, so I don't feel that bad.
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I know. You know the people in the audience, they are freaking out.
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Caught something to eat that came back to her house. And then he had left his jacket in her bedroom.
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While he went on the food alley. He was trying to get another look at that. He was.
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That's right. Let's see how good they were.
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I'm really excited. I hope they worked out and had babies and their family crest can be passed down.
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There's like a 32 difference. I don't know.
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I'm on that list. I'm on that list now, too. I would go on a Ritz.
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I looked into it. I was like, well, I was like, Jeff and I will let's treat ourselves.
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Where do you work? Like, oh, that's way off.
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Somebody's girl. That's what happened. Drunk. That's the way it happened.
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Somebody's man or somebody's girl and alcohol.
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Yeah, I guess you probably don't get the same treatment on the Ritz cruise.
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I wonder if they have bidets. I love a bidet.
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I think we should do it just for research purposes.
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I thought that cruise would be fun. I bet it would be, for sure. I know. She's been talking about it for a while, and I'm excited to hear the stories from it.
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Maybe we can have a room like your mom has off to the side at the retirement.
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It's Santa! Hey, Santa! Congratulations. You did it. World's best cup of coffee.
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The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund. They do a lot of good for research, advocation. They're working on a vaccine, actually, for breast cancer right now and for the spreading of breast cancer. I think I've mentioned this before on the show, but my sister passed away from breast cancer. So it's near and dear to all of us here on the show.
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It just shows up in my Apple News though sometimes. They do have people who work there.
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So AI interjected the whole hair thing and interjected all of it.
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Yeah, you won't hear anything. There you go.
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Well, you know what, too? I sent this article to you a little while back. It just made me think about it. It was the Facebook dating now is huge. We talked about how people were totally moving away from Facebook. I looked into this. But now the younger generation is going on there and being able to kind of see who were friends with friends and going about that way.
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Well, you and Astrid started your relationship kind of on Facebook.
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No one. That's what I thought. Well, the Facebook marketplace. Tons of people go on there to sell stuff. True. I like marketplace. So if you're already on Facebook.
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It is. Then it's kind of luring you into the dating part. I will. Lure you into that. You know, Mark Zuckerberg's got algorithms down.
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think you do the secret part. This is a tough one. Well, it's obviously of concern to her or she's thinking about it a lot because she wouldn't have written into us. So I think you have to communicate. You have to have some kind of communication about it, whether that is what makes you feel comfortable being adventurous and trying something out as a new thing or if you're okay with it.
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It doesn't sound like she's okay with not bringing it up and just letting him do his thing.
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Yeah. Which doesn't always equate to specifically gay.
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I didn't know if it was a guy or a girl that was writing this.
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You do not address it. You do not address your crush. You do not address your crush.
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You're going on too little. And I look like a friendly hello. You are hallucinating.
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I think an invitation to dinner is a nice way to at least see what's going on further than just a look from across the hallway.
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Although everybody does know that reference.
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Why shouldn't— Which people really aren't using PowerPoint anymore, so.
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It's time for baby bird to fly from the nest.
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You're not going to be able to give him the advice that he's going to listen to. He's going to have to live this out, but he doesn't have to live it under your roof.
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I mean, coming out of the salon with good hair? Yeah. That's interesting.
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I'm seeing some bad stuff happen to these people.
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These people that get on and then they're on there for 10 years. I mean, I'm specifically thinking of Stacey and Darcy.
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Yeah, he said he left the party early. He always left his parties early.
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Who was it? Non-disclosures out there that could tell a lot.
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Well, I was going to say, I wonder which five concerts, because I was reading something, a snippet this morning about, I guess she just finished her last of the shows was in Vancouver. She did. Two nights in Vancouver.
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And a lot of it was the exact same, and there were a lot of cameras everywhere. So that's part of like a documentary where you want it to be cohesive when you're editing things together from a couple of nights.
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Old Pegasus man had too much time on his hands.
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I mean, there had to be some live music. There had to be something live.
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You know, I mean, and if it's just some of it, then who cares? Yeah, like you said.
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I didn't keep up with his... What did he do?
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That's what you do. Well, this was like a long term relationship.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Ding dong.
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It was great. You're a little nervous. Of course, yes. But his mom was lovely, and yeah, it was fantastic. This whole family was very welcoming.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
But the truth is that you weren't good for each other. Fuck you.
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I also kill people for a living. And my hair is awesome.
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His fucking boyfriend. We hate him. We hate him. What? What is this guy?
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That's an original Limp Bizkit move, Chrissy. Fred Durst originated that move.
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I can't believe this. She's touching his legs and I got to sit here reading jokes the producers wrote. At the end of the day, he probably said, this really sucks.
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I'm not a royalist. She's a royalist. Don't let her bullshit you. No, I'm kidding.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Baby, I love you. GED. Oh, yeah. Suspended license. Oh, yeah. Syphilis. Herpes simplex A. Oh, yeah.
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We're going to find a new boner for her to ride. MTV Network's casting call.
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What the hell is insurance? I practice masturbating.
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Well, listen, if we could knock out two at the same time, I'd certainly appreciate it. Do you see my t-shirt? Who is that? Who's on the front of that t-shirt?
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I'll make your daughter happy, and she'll have to... And I'll bone her right in front of her boyfriend. I'm up for cucking. You know what I'm saying, Mom, Dad? Tons of fun.
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He's got his sunglasses on. And he slowly pulls them down.
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Mayonnaise for that white bread. I don't remember that dig.
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Me and my eyebrows will be here waiting for you. Me and all 12 inches of my eyebrows will be right here waiting for you.
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I think it was... I think a documentary, whatever.
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Let's get something to eat. Let's get some chow. Let's get off these skirts and let's go chow down on some dogs and some munchies.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
No, it's not much difference. Well, there is some difference.
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No, no, seriously. No, no, seriously. She put whipped cream in my balls. No, seriously, Dad. I'll kill you. Hey, Dad, have you ever put whipped cream on your wife's nipples?
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Is that her brother? Why is he calling her mom?
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Not really. Give me my pillow! Not really. I'm pretty loaded on Z's and wacky tabacky.
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Oh, Dylan. Dylan and Chad. Hey, Dylan, come on in.
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Dylan's got a little bit of the bead, you know, cut going on.
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All right, let's go. Remember what we talked about. Remember what we talked about, my sweet dick. How much you love the motion in this ocean, baby. Remember, I'll be thinking about you. And if you choose someone else, I'm going to break things in the house.
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Does he really look like an athlete? What kind of athlete does he look like? A bowler?
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Why don't you take this and go... I brought you to this local soccer field so you can play with my balls. Change and I'll meet you back here. What is this, gym class?
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It's just like regular soccer except it blows. We're just going to waste gas.
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Whoa, my breasts are feeling a bit tense. Look at Jeremy. I know.
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I am literally dead. I am literally dead. Brian's Escape.
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I can't. I'm sorry. Oh, shit. That was so funny to me.
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Yeah. He's a sweet guy. He just has issues. That's a great way to describe it.
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Street surfer. The street scurfer. The street scurfer.
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I was trying to look at it. That hair is dripping.
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It was. It was before everything was out there.
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Okay, I'm scratching that off the list then. Please. Going back to Queer Eye.
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no one's coming yes no one's i haven't seen harry at the commercial break yet or any of those other spoiled rich brats i mean honestly it's you watch 15 minutes of it well i saw a clip of it the other day you know how it just automatically plays when you hit on a show which can be kind of annoying yes but it just automatically played and i was like oh polo i don't know maybe i'll save it but maybe not
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They've had some other stuff that's gone belly up.
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I don't know. It just would run all that, you know, it would just run over and over again. I think after a while, she just hated that movie. Plus, I think as a kid, if you watched it while, when you were a kid, you kind of like identified with the kid. A little bit. In there. So I think that kind of, you know, stuck.
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Yes, the National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund.
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Breast cancer research, vaccines, all kinds of stuff.
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And it's been on for forever now.
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Holiday monsters? I mean, Grinch, I guess, is one.
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Oh, oh, no. I'm not familiar with a lot of the Christmas monsters.
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In many places... It's kind of possum-like.
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They have a thing in the trolls over there.
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That's one way to make your kids behave.
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I have not, but there's a lot of different stuff out there that includes... THC, psilocybin, all kinds of different stuff.
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I mean, how do they keep up with all the names of these different creatures?
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And we're going right in there with you. So there's a rogue team and a Bigfoot?
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Well, that's what I was saying. I'm thinking maybe that the other half of them, maybe that's the rogue team.
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And they look so fit to go chasing after things.
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Well, let's see. I mean, one that's got to be on there is National Lampoon.
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Huckleberry! Huckleberry! Oh, my God. Poor Huckleberry.
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That was a flashback maybe to where they were there before.
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Like the tiniest branch. Like the tiniest branch. Ever. Look at this.
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Well, maybe it's not the other part of the team, then, because they would be calling them by their names.
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Like a year ago, too, right? Or whenever he was there last?
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Like, is it going to turn you to stone like Medusa?
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And why have they sent them there?
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I thought that was like a baby making noise or something.
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I think there's some people out there that might believe it.
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That looked pretty professional, actually. It's typed out and everything.
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Ah, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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People do go crazy over it. I mean, it's an interesting take on the Christmas classic.
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No, no, it's called something different, but it's got Goldie Hawn in it, too, in, like, the second installment of it. Anyways, I thought those were cute.
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I know, I know. I do love it, though. I love the first one.
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I remember watching it. I didn't love it, but I could be up for watching it again.
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It's been around forever and it's got a good story.
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She does interviews. I listened to like the first one.
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Did you find it well? It was okay, but I never went back to it.
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Yes, his gestures and miming out a kid in a candy jar.
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But don't cross that line, bitch. Thrusting energy. Thank you.
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Or they're going to actually say, shut the fuck up, and you don't need me to change your diaper.
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Yeah, your relationship or friend or whatever.
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I see. You see? You see here? You see what I'm talking about?
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Well, it said, that was just the headline. It just said, why, you know, one in 10 dads, or one in 100 dads are finding out they're not the child of their... Their child is not theirs.
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Anybody got questions for Zan? Are you here to see Zan? No, no, no, no, no. The indoor pool's that way. Anybody else here for Zan? Free books at the end of the conference. Zan, did you hear what he had to say?
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Warriors and poets. I don't think that that's what he said. No.
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But there's a lot of people... Thank goodness for the PowerPoint behind him.
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so the guy asked specifically how do I transition how do those two things live between the poet and the warrior and how do I really do that and Zahn ended up telling him just everybody forgive themselves yeah forgive yourself and you don't do it you don't transition you do it simultaneously yeah same at the same time drag the woman by the hair while you're telling her how much you love her haiku no
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I have no idea. You're the twin. I can't believe you haven't researched this.
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Did he say ease and delight or ease into light?
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King Solomon went out and found... He just nodded, uh-huh, and nodded, uh-uh. Mic drop.
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And then you're easing and delighting your way through life.
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Mark Twain said this. What did Mark Twain say?
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This one, for instance. This book I'm about to give you for free, for instance.
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He's trying to be enlightened in some sort of way.
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But by the time this comes out, they're probably back together.
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They might just be attracted back together like magnets.
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They did. They got back together. Oh, are they back together? No, not now. They're definitely done now. But there was a period of time when they were breakup makeup, married, divorced.
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I thought she's... She's definitely got a certain attraction.
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She does have a je ne sais quoi, other than just obviously her physical beauty. But she's, yeah, she just seems fun. And also she's a mother, so she's kind of got that side to her. And now she's got that show, but basically where she went back to the beach, her beach house... In Canada. Oh, she did?
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No, all those kids that were on 90210 were way older than high school.
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Oh, you had your kick recently, like a few years ago.
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And she took the opportunity to cash in on it.
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So then this morning I go in there, same young lady, and I think that she may have caught on to what's going on because of what I said. And so now I feel like my bubble has burst a little bit. I'm no longer safe in this Starbucks. So I'm going to have to find a different coffee shop to go to.
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I'm going to leave everybody at that coffee shop because I don't want anybody at the next coffee shop to know what I'm doing. Do you know what I'm saying, Chrissy? I am literally embarrassed of what we do here.
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I embrace it when I'm not talking to people, but when I'm talking to people, I'm embarrassed. I know the feeling. I know. It's a hard thing to get over. I know we've touched on this, you know, for, I don't know, we've probably had this conversation.
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Ten episodes. But I'm visiting it again because every time one of these things happens, then I start to feel that sense of, like, how exactly do I tell someone what I do where they won't know the name of the show so they can never hear about all of the shenanigans I have decided to yap about on this silly fucking show? How do I do that? It's clear I'm never getting another job. I get that part.
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Yeah. And then we're going to say, oh, listen, it's about friendship. Take a listen to Holding Space. When people ask me what the podcast is about, I go, it's about friendship. That's what I say.
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I'm okay with that. I've embraced that part. I'm not getting another job unless I create that job for myself, where even I will be suspicious of my own resume. Should I hire Brian? I don't know if I want this guy as my CEO. I know it's my company and I'm hiring myself, but I don't know if I want myself working for myself. You know what I'm saying? Like severance, I think I need to be severed.
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I think I need to have two different employees, right? But there's this sense of, you know, I don't know.
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Disgust about everything that I've done here on the commercial break. I'm feeling kind of a clump.
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Well – She knows that I feel a certain way. Okay. And so she is also taking your, like Jeff's road. She's like, we should be proud of it. Yeah. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. You should feel good about what you're doing. And I'm like, talking about ice penis? Is that really what you want me to feel good about?
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Yeah, me too. You know, I don't exactly know where to find it. I'm going to give me your number and I'll text you how you find that.
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You know what? This is a good idea. This is a good idea that you and I should do an absolutely in this tone of voice episode where we just talk about.
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Yeah. Where we talk about TV shows or something. The benefits of therapy.
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That's what we should do. The benefits of therapy. We should do it like a life coaching episode.
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Listen, text me 212-433-3822. If you would be okay, if we just put out one episode where Chrissy and I can point to that episode for anyone, because if we can make it boring enough. And if it can just be enough platitudes and, you know, bullshit.
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Same shit I hear from every other podcaster, right? Life coaching shit. If we could just do one episode. Actually, not even one episode. Just give us 30 minutes because no one makes it past minute number 10 when you're talking about platitudes. That's true. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes. Just let me rehash some old Jay Shetty shit. I'll put it out here.
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And that way Chrissy and I can say, you know what you should start off with? Start with that one. Yeah. Start off with holding space. It's the name of the episode. Episode number 333. It's holding space. It's a great representation of what we do here. And I'll be like, well, Chrissy, I was fighting with my inner child this morning. I had a bad dream.
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I had to get up and I really had to hold space for myself. I had to take a walk and tell myself that my inner child is okay and just keep going. Things will get better and we'll just keep on going like that. Forgive yourself. Let's take a phone call from a listener and then I'll be the listener we take a phone call from. I'll change my voice. And I'll be like, I love you guys.
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You've been so, you've helped me out in so many situations. Thank God you're here. I like this idea. Yeah, I do too. All right, we're going to have to do this. Sorry. It's because we're embarrassed of what we do. We're not embarrassed of you, the listener. We're embarrassed for ourselves.
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Yeah, we're thankful for you. We want you to stick around. It's the other people we worry about. It's the people at Starbucks that I'm worried about, really.
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Yeah. Somebody's on to me. I feel it. I can sense it. I just got a different look today. And I was like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. What did I say? What did I do? You also got to understand, after 800 hours of this fucking show, sometimes you're going to say things. It's hard. Yeah, that you just don't mean. You're just saying it to say it. And, yeah. Okay. All right. So, episode.
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The episode called Holding Space. You download it, but you're allowed to not listen to it. Okay? It's going to be like a 35-minute show where Chrissy and I are going to be really low-key. I'm going to change the opening music to some frilly corporate bullshit that I find on some music site. And then we're just going to talk lightly for 35 minutes about your inner child.
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Yeah. And then we're going to say, oh, listen, it's about friendship.
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When people ask me what the podcast is about, I go, it's about friendship. Friendship! That's what I say.
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I just can't get over saying it. I don't know. Ice penis sounds good to me. I like it. I like ice penis. OK, listen to the ice penis episode. Skip the holding space episode. All right. Let's do this. Let's take a break. When we get back, I got a good one for you today. I think that we you know, they say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Right.
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Chris and Joey Hoadley. Best to you. Great to have you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Sketching a little bit of the RFK Jr. What do they call that? Confirmation. Confirmation hearing. Wow.
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I think we have been imitated and by imitated by someone we have imitated many times.
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Yeah, we're going to the third level of Inception with you. When we get back, John Anthony Lifestyle reviews Zahn Perrion, almost in the words of the commercial break, reviewing Zahn Perrion as John Anthony Lifestyle. We'll take a break. We'll be back.
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Well, there's just a lot to be chewed on when it comes to RFK Jr., but all the Kennedys, I think, are in the same boat. So I don't want to talk politics on the show, but that is one of the more interesting 15 minutes of television I have watched this year. I will say that. Congratulations to everybody involved in making great TV for the afternoon. It's fantastic. So here we are.
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All right, Anne, we're back. I was just reading that Limp Bizkit had sued Universal, claiming that they had never received any royalties ever for the music that they produced. And that they withheld royalties in the hundreds of millions of dollars, and so Limp Bizkit wants out of their contract. so that they can go sell their music independently or whatever they want to do with it.
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And then the Universal Music filed a motion to dismiss, and then the judge partially dismissed the lawsuit. So that's crazy. I mean, I don't, there's nothing, Limp Bizkit is not my thing, never was my thing. But I do have to say this, is that Limp Bizkit probably sold a couple albums. Or hundreds of millions, I mean, not hundreds, they probably made hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Well, I guess, you know, they did some, I don't know, some kind of accounting and said, hey, where's all the money, right? And Universal Music just never paid them any royalties. I find that hard to believe. Like after 30 years, all of a sudden you realize the royalties are missing? You didn't think that check would show up sooner than that? Before now? Yeah.
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And maybe that's part, I don't know why the judge granted the dismissal, but maybe that's part of it. Anyway, the music business is a hot fucking mess. You know who else is a hot fucking mess? John Anthony Lifestyle is a hot fucking mess. Now here, follow the bouncing ball, if you would please, children. Chrissy and I found Zon Perignon, Zon Perignon, whatever his name is, Perignon, Perignon.
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Like Dom Perignon? Yeah, he's part Italian, part Asian. Don Perignon.
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uh we found him because of the 21 convention a place where we have found a lot of pickup artists and we decided that we're just going to review some of the content that's going on at the 21 convention which is always a hoot and always just a bunch of always a good time yeah it's always a good time it's always a bunch of yahoos talking about yahoo shit trying to convince other guys a few in the audience that they too can get laid at any moment if they just follow these 10 steps
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Never giving any information that would clearly lead to you getting in an actual relationship. It's like, this is how not to get into a relationship is usually how it goes. So, you know, if you listen to the commercial break, you know. So we find Zahn in this buried video in the 21 convention.
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And we have also done videos about John Anthony and John Anthony Lifestyle, who is another pickup artist who all of a sudden has decided he is going to break down pickup artist videos, too. So get this. John Anthony Lifestyle pickup artist breaking down Zahn Perignon's pickup artist videos. The coincidental thing is just how closely the two of us have broken down those videos together.
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The exact same video within two weeks of each other. And ours was first. Now, I have a suspicion, a suspicion like I do about a lot of things. And I'm probably wrong about all of them.
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I've been right about a couple. I do have a suspicion. that John may know that we have broken down his videos, and he may have been keeping an eye on our videos. And now he decided that since we broke down the Zahn video, it was fit for King, just like him, to break down also.
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So now I present to you, if you follow this bouncing ball, the commercial break, breaking down, John Anthony lifestyle, breaking down, Zahn pairing on, in this style of the commercial break. We are in the inception, children. Yes, we are. Here we go. Wow, he has really upped his game. Yeah, his intro is trash. But it's better than when we first started doing it.
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He definitely upped his intro. He is now like a full podcaster. He's got the same microphones we do. He's got the same microphone stands we do. He's breaking down the same videos we are.
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Speaking of predators, Harvey Weinstein says he needs to get a trial quick and get the hell out of this hellhole. That's what he said to the judge. I need to get the hell out of this hellhole. Oh, I'm sorry, Harvey.
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But the difference is, John has about 250,000 more subscribers than we do. So good. So one on us, John. You have one up on us.
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I love how he's in a studio and the studio, the huge picture behind him that's in full bore is just some woman's naked ass. Lovely. From the back, yeah. You know what you're getting with John.
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Good riddance. Well, to be fair, there's a few conventions I've spoken at, too, where I clearly didn't want to be a part of it.
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That's right. Sometimes they'll get a couple of the heads in the front row. Yeah. And it's clear that there are many empty seats.
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John. John, you are doing the exact same thing. Wrapping, like... Telling every other PUA that their PUA style is bad but yours is any better is certainly the kettle calling the pot black, for sure. But you're throwing the entire baby out with the bathwater here because largely your shit is based on the same fucking tired, semi-pseudo-scientific bullshit that every pickup artist uses.
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Listen, you're getting all your comeuppance, and I think you deserve that. Absolutely. If any of the shit that is correct about you is true.
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And you claim that you've bedded 4,000 women by using your system, quote unquote, which is to rotate in and out 17 women at any given night, which is horseshit. unless you're paying for them, which we figured out you were.
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Just like the sad, searing acids in your stomach when you have bad diarrhea. Up and out, Chris. Up and out. Just like your jizz. Up and out.
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Wow, this guy's got a little comedy routine falling flat at every turn.
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Yeah, I don't think he's going anywhere. I mean, I think the judge overturned his first conviction for something or other, but then made him stay in jail while they proceeded with the second trial. It was like a technicality or something. And so he said, no, don't go anywhere. Stay there. And listen, innocent until proven guilty. But he was proven guilty. There's some technicality got him out.
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I guess breaking down the videos consists of him laughing at everything that Zahn says. Yeah, it is.
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Yeah, going to black and white for effect. Anytime you put black and white on a laugh, you know you're getting a laugh, Chrissy. Hey, Marco, our video editor. Marco, black and white, here.
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Was there one bit of wisdom that he gave that Zahn Perignon didn't? At least Zahn's trying. Masturbation. Like, when you listen to this, you're like, oh, cool. What did he say about masturbation? I don't know. He said it's... I don't know. I'm already lost here. I don't know why we're breaking down this video in this manner. No, I don't know why he's breaking down this video in this manner.
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It got him unguilty. And I think the judge saw through it. So, yeah, Harvey Weinstein, one of the one of the more shitty people. Speaking of like Harvey Weinstein in the movie making business, I've been talking to a lot of friends here in Atlanta. who are not super jazzed about the movie-making scene here in Atlanta right now.
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He laughs. I know this guy, this podcaster, who literally cut his laugh and he'll drop it into his own show like a laugh track. I know he's doing it. I know for sure he's doing it. And it cracks me up every time. I'm like, you're putting your own laugh track? Yeah. which is yourself into your own show. It's kind of weird, bro.
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He's out for Zahn. But the amount of knowledge that we are gaining just by us breaking down, John Anthony breaking down, Zahn Perignon breaking down how you get a woman is unbelievable. Michael Anthony, John Anthony, Michael Anthony.
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Yeah, Michael Anthony Hall. Oh, wait, isn't Michael Anthony from Van Halen? Isn't that the bassist from Van Halen?
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Am I right about that? I think I'm right about that. Anyway, the amount of knowledge that we are getting from John Anthony.
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He's not providing shit here. He's just laughing at Zahn.
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Yeah, we're actually talking about what Zahn is saying. Yeah, we're not the dating coaches. That's right.
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Click the link below. Strategy call. How good must your business be if you're doing 30 minute strategy calls on your... Quick. Quick. You know, I tried to get him to, I tried to do this, but it didn't work. Yeah.
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I dare you, bro. I dare you to show us how that works.
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He brought a girl home from like, you know, I don't know.
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Yeah, it was a kiosk in the mall. Like a get your ear pierced here kind of thing.
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She convinced the girl to come back to the house and then it didn't work out in his favor. But he tried. He pulls tail all the time.
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Run your dates. 17 in rotation at any given time. Wasn't it 17?
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Yeah, it's shrunk by 40% or 50% over the last couple of years. I have family that works there. My brother works in the business. We have friends that work in the business.
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I mean, they're testimonials in a sense, but who's testifying is the question.
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That's a new thing the kids are doing. Shaving a line into your head because the part in your hair hasn't quite matured.
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And apparently the word on the street is the reason why Atlanta became such a popular place to film over the last two decades was the tax incentives that were signed into law by our state government here, giving essentially a bunch of tax rebates if you came and you filmed here and you hired locally.
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Okay, I'm on John Anthony's side on this one. What exactly are you teaching us?
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Well, yeah, if you're going to block off that attacky nature that men have to like grab a woman's apple ass. John, you're not teaching these guys anything that they really need to know. I mean, I agree with John Anthony here. This is all a little woo woo bullshit, right? Your energy, your thrusting energy is not getting you any closer to a solid relationship with a woman.
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That's not going to happen. But I promise you. promise you that John Anthony Lifestyle's 30-minute strategy coaching call is also not going to get you any closer to getting laid. This is all horseshit. Be a normal human being, for God's sakes. All right, let's take a break. We'll be back.
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And back here with John Anthony Lifestyle, breaking down Zahn Perrion. The commercial break, doing the same thing to John Anthony. It's a little confusing, but try and keep up. We've already broken down this Zahn Perrion video. It's somewhere. I forgot. Oh, The Thrusting in Nature of Man is the name of the episode. Now I remember it. Probably in the 300s.
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So for years and years and years, movies could save tens of millions of dollars, you know, percentages off the top by X factor. And they could do that just by filming here in the city. Also, the weather is nice. You know, we don't have some of the drama that you see out in California, you know, the big studios and the big prices that go along with the big studios.
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I think it's the first video we did of Zahn. I think we did a better job than John Anthony did because all John Anthony seems to be doing is just laughing at Zahn. And then promoting his own.
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Your dick just dragging on the floor. Ice penis, if you don't mind. Yes. Yes. See what happened when that guy tried to get down on the floor with his energy? He got stuck on the cement and by his poor penis. Yes.
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Toastmasters. Actually, I had a friend that just completed a Toastmasters course.
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Yeah, it teaches you how to speak in front of people without, teaches you how to give a toast without totally flipping your fucking balls.
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Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. Humpty Dumpty fell on his balls. I didn't mean anything by it. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. Humpty Dumpty forgot he had balls.
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I think Zahn's been trying to get hard for a long time.
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And it costs a million dollars to film on Rodeo Drive because they all understand the value and how much money floats around that movie making system. Well, the same thing has happened here in Atlanta. I had a friend that is like a site producer, like someone who goes out and looks for sites. Scout. And he was saying that...
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just such a dumb way to like try to paint this stuff imagine you're a guy and you're trying to follow this you're like okay uh my top energy is uh black and white here we go black and white for effect uh used by all the great filmmakers i might want to remind you for uh francis ford coppola scorsese scorsese spielberg john anthony lifestyle
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We also have wasted a lot of our life watching you try and convince us that you can pull any girl in the world when in fact the uglier secret might be that you're paying some of them.
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Actually, I was just going to say the same thing. I think there is a laugh track. And when he does it, there's always that, you know, he's always panning in on himself. Why do we need to see you close up laughing? Marco, get this shot.
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Beautiful lower thrusting. Beautiful lowing thrusting energy. Don't you love it, Chrissy, when some strange man with a beer belly comes up?
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Dragging his dick across the floor. His old man Harry T's just coming out the bottom of his pant leg. And he starts banging his hip on your ass.
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I can almost hear the gears grinding inside of John Anthony's head. I can, it's like I look at him and I just hear...
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Both. Yeah. I think Zahn, at least he's a good bullshitter, right? He's got a flow. He's got something going on up there. I don't agree with any of it, but he's got something going on up there. He knows how to talk, right? John just laughs. And like, you can see it's like he's mouth breathing.
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Part of the reason why the Atlanta movie business is getting tougher and tougher is because you used to be able to go to knock on somebody's door and say, hey, I want to film at your house. And they would be like, yeah, sure. They'd be like, well, we'll give you $500 a day.
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Listen, every woman already knows this, Zahn. They, some may enjoy having a sweaty, hairy man. Man on top of them. Some may just do it because that's part of the game. Some say, I occasionally enjoy having sex with a man. Everybody knows, and men too, that it's much easier to get yourself off than have somebody else do it. But occasionally it's fun to make it a two-player game.
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It's just like Nintendo Switch. Occasionally it's fun to do a two-player game.
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I know that after having bedded 4,000 women across the world, that mouth of yours is probably pretty good at going down on women.
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Yeah. You ever had, the other week I cleaned out my disposal and in the pee trap, there was just like this weird smelly gook. Yeah. I imagine that's what's on Jan Anthony's beard.
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We haven't done Ross. Oh, we haven't done Ross. Oh, thanks for cluizing it. Cluing us in here.
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I think it's called a body count, first of all. I think that's the nomenclature all the kids are using. But second of all, under 100, I'd love to be over four. You know what I'm saying?
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When the going rate in Los Angeles might be like $10,000 a day, they would say, we'll give you $500 a day and we'll make sure everything's cleaned up when you're done. We'll give you a new roof or we'll paint your walls or whatever. And people would be like, that's great. Fantastic. Right. But now that it's been going on for so long here in the city, it's become very similar in nature.
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Ross Jeffries. Write that down. Let's make sure we get a note. Where's the notebook? I think we need the notebook back.
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I don't know, but I think we need it because, you know, we need it. Ross Jeffries.
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Okay. I have heard of this. We did. Somebody else referenced that. Someone else put this. Neuro language processing or something like that.
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What are you talking about? Oh, my God. Oh, John Anthony.
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If only we could get in on that strategy call. Well, this is not to be, at least not right now. All right, here's what you do. Well, you know what? First, I want to say this. I want to say that if you like the show, despite all of my musings and my arguments and my embarrassment, if you like the show, sharing is caring.
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Do us a favor and share it with someone who you think might like the commercial break. That's like the biggest favor you can do is we get a text messages all the time. I love you. You know, there's anything we can do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Here's something you can do. You can share the show, share it on your social media, share it to a friend.
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Put it on your next PTA meeting website or something like that. You can help us out by simply sharing the show. We certainly would appreciate it. Also, like and subscribe on your favorite podcast player. That's a big one. Follow us, Spotify, Apple, the free Odyssey app, anywhere you listen to podcasts. Make sure you follow us so that you get those downloads. You can also talk to us, 212-433-3822.
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That's 212-433-3822. 3TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, we take them via voicemail or text message and yes, it will be one of us. Someone that works here at the commercial break responding to you. Oftentimes, Chrissy, I will respond because I'm just here late night having some fun doing endless editing.
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Yeah, everybody understands the value of it. And so now they're no longer, we're no longer a bunch of dumb rednecks out here in Atlanta. Now we're Hollywood tax. Yeah. Now we know exactly what it costs to rent my house. $10,000 a day. I want craft services and a hand shandy by your on-site masseuse. No ice penis for me. I want it hot.
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Avoiding my responsibilities with my wife and children. So I'll just sit here and respond to text messages. Actually, that's a favorite pastime of mine. Good. So 212-433-3TCB. Let us know how you're feeling. We certainly would appreciate it. Add The Commercial Break on Instagram. TCB Podcast on TikTok. And now, every single episode of The Commercial Break is available on YouTube.
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Check out the new studio. Chrissy and I here having some fun. It looks good. I think it sounds good.
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And our video editing production team is just doing a fantastic job. YouTube.com slash TCB. the commercial break. And those videos usually air the very same day that they air here on the RSS feed. Also, TCBpodcast.com. All the audio, all the video right there on the website if you so choose. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.
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Best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say, and we must say, Goodbye!
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So the business has really taken a knock here in Atlanta, and there's less filming going on here than has been in the previous five or six years, which is not good for the people who work in the business.
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He built like a hotel and a studio and, you know, yeah, the Tyler Perry Studios. And then that guy from Chick-fil-A, the Kathy, Kathy, Truett Kathy and his son, they built a huge complex that was bought by the James Bond. What is that? The what do they call them? What was the studios? Anyway, James Bond, the company who makes James Bond, the production company, they bought into that big section.
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They built whole towns around these huge studios down south of Atlanta. There was a guy that I knew, Ryan Millsap. He built a huge studio here. He took an old Kroger distribution center, like a grocery store distribution center. It was huge. I'm talking like hundreds of acres under roof. And he repurposed it into a studio when Kroger no longer needed the facilities anymore.
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And spent millions, hundreds of millions of dollars. And now they're, you know, some of them are used and some of them are going empty. So we'll see what happens in the Atlanta business. Listen, I also think that Atlanta is a good place to film for a lot of celebrities because it's cheap to get a second home here. It's a rather nice place to live.
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And we've been seeing so many celebrities for so long, the novelty has worn off. It's like celebrities can come here and not feel super accosted.
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I have a story about him that I just cannot share on air.
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I have a wild story about Owen Wilson. And I love him. And I love him and I love his brothers. One of my favorite movies of all time is a movie called Bottle Rockets. which is Wes Anderson's, like, second film.
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It is very much unlike most Wes Anderson films, and it's a story about, like, some essentially college kids who think that they're, like, big-time thieves, but they're really not big-time thieves. They kind of fuck up everything that they do. But Luke and Owen Wilson star in this movie, and it is just so incredibly... touching and funny and brilliantly done as all most Wes Anderson films are.
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And Owen Wilson is the star of this movie. He is so fucking good as this guy Dignan in the movie. And I used to quote this movie all the time. So I was such a big fan of Owen Wilson and then a chance encounter. And it was wild. I mean, it was just wild. Of course I saw that guy. Um, I wish I could remember his name, but of course I'm not going to be able to remember it.
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Now I was at a target one time and I, uh, Lev, um, what's his name uh liam shriver yeah is that liam shriver uh okay liam shriver was at the target with his wife who is uh who's his wife this is this is where you know we might need a fact checker here in the studio Liev... Liev Schreiber. And he is married to... Taylor Neeson. He was married to Naomi Watts. That's who he was married to.
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So I saw him and Naomi Watts in a Target here in Atlanta one day. It was like 9.30 at night, and I was getting deodorant or something. And I was half-cocked because I had been drinking at the bar. And I stop at this Target, and I'm in the grocery part, and then there's Liev Driver. And I had a second take and a third take and a fourth take. And I said, hey, you're that guy.
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And he was like, yeah, yeah, hey, nice to meet you. And so I shook his hand and then I was like, hey, you're that lady. I had no idea what their names were. And I was like, hey, you're that guy and you're that lady. And they were all just very pleasant about it. Yeah, they're regular people too. Yeah, well, listen, when I get recognized on the streets... I have to take it in stride.
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You can't let it go to your head. Sometimes it's hard to be out there in public when you have a face that's known so well. When you have a face that's known by over 36 YouTube subscribers, there's a good chance that you're going to run into somebody that's going to recognize you. I mean, we have over 6,000 Instagram followers now. 5,986 of which live in Venezuela.
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But if I was to go down there and allowed actually in the country, I'm sure I would be recognized everywhere on the street. The only place I've ever been recognized is Mempho. Mempho. Of all places. Mempho. Some bartender in Memphis. Yeah. I thought you were putting me on there, actually, when that bartender recognized me. I thought you were putting me on. I really did.
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I thought Chrissy put me up to this. But no, I was famous. I was only famous for that one bartender because I can promise you for the rest of the weekend, no one knew who I was. That tent went empty the rest of the weekend. But we had fun, didn't we?
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Oh, yeah, that is right. I do remember that. Yeah, we got violently ill. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. We had a great time. We got Violent Leo and we had to bail on the last day. I was like, I'm sorry. I think we were there for half the day. And then I was like, we did. And I remember flying back to Atlanta and just not just feeling really shitty. Feeling shitty is one thing.
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Feeling shitty on an airplane is a different thing altogether. And you feel bad that you're getting into an airplane, getting into a plastic tube that where everybody is circulating the same air. You really do feel bad. But this is pre-masks and, you know, no one wore masks. And what are you going to do? You want to get home. You want to go to your house.
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So while the best policy would have been just stay in the hotel until I felt better, then get on the plane. Fuck that. I didn't have the money to stay in the hotel. So I had to go. I had to go. The plane ticket wasn't going to get changed. I had to go. Speaking of like being recognized. So I go up to this Starbucks, you know, the Starbucks. I go up there all the time.
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That's like your cheers. Everybody knows you there. It is my tears. I don't do a lot of drinking anymore. So when I go up to Starbucks, everybody says, hello, Brian. And it makes me feel good. And it's like one of the few interactions I have outside of the studio on a daily basis. Right.
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Allison did, too. You know, I went out to lunch or coffee with Allison and the same thing happened. She's like, you really weren't kidding. Like, everybody does know who you are. And I'm like, yeah, I'm the guy. I show up here every morning. To be fair, there are also lots of regulars where I do see this happening, too.
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Like, I'm not the only guy that they say, you know, they're just good at remembering names and making people feel welcome.
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Foam. And then I asked for a cup of the foam and she said, no, I'm not allowed to do that. And I was like, even for Brian? Even for Brian?
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Yeah. So I go up there the other day and there's this girl. And but by the way, I have never been asked. I have never said what I do for a living. Never. Right. So it's my little place. It's my little safe house. I don't have to talk to anybody about what I do. No one has to. I don't have to worry that anyone has heard what I've said on the commercial break.
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Yeah. They know exactly what I want. The drink is usually ready. The usual. That's right. The usual. Yeah. Yes. Get me highly caffeinated so I get anxious and then go on air. Please. That's what I want. Whatever that is. Give me that. So it's my little it's like a little bubble. I don't have to worry about it. Like we go to this, you know, event at one of the schools the other night.
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And I very much worry that there's that because our information is available to most of the parents. Right. Like, there was an email sent around a couple of weeks ago, and the email accidentally revealed, like, CC'd everybody instead of be CCing everybody. And so what's the first thing that you do? You Google everybody's extension. Like, oh, he works at axcom.com. What's axcom.com, right?
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He works at tiddlywinks.org. Let me see what that is, right? It's just one of those things that I think everybody gets curious about and get curious about, and you go start stalking people. That's what we do in the day of the Internet. Yeah. Okay, so that sounded like a 10-pound bomb went off. And that was just my phone dropping on the floor.
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The episode called Holding Space, you download it, but you're allowed to not listen to it. Right. Okay? It's going to be like a 35-minute show where Chrissy and I are going to be really low-key. I'm going to change the opening music to some frilly corporate bullshit that I find on some music site. And then we're just going to talk lightly for 35 minutes about your inner child.
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I know. Well, there's also this hollow table that picks up any noise in the entire house. So... But I also know that this works both ways. So now I know not only and I know that they probably did their research before we even got to the school that, you know, people are just whatever. They're nosy.
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But then I also know that now that everybody's email extension has been sent out there, that probably a good chunk of the parents understand who we are, what we do. OK, so I go there and I feel a little bit uncomfortable.
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Yeah, don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. It was a mistake to leave that one, to give that one in the first place. But I did. I didn't think it was going to go out public. You know, I didn't think it was going to go out public. And if the administrators of the school know, well, then they know. Whatever. But, you know, all the parents.
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Yes. So now my bubble is burst. Now I don't feel, you know, I quickly move through conversations. I move from one parent to the next so I don't have to answer any questions. You know, I know how to do this dance.
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Hey, I noticed that you do a podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, not me. No, that was a long time ago. My twin brother does the podcast. I work for the podcast. I'm actually the guy who's telling him not to say all that crazy shit. So that's not my bubble, but my bubble is over at the Starbucks.
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So I go in the other day and I'm having just a light conversation about television shows, a subject that comes up, right? It's something you talk about with strangers. television shows comes up and one of the girls behind the counter goes, you know what I love? You know, I'm watching, I'm watching Severance. You ever seen it? I go, Oh, that gets me started. Right. I'm like, Oh, I love Severance.
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It's so great. It's all good. And I go, I actually had a chance to work with, you know, to do some work for the Severance, new Severance podcast, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I don't think much of it. It's just conversation. I don't say what I do. I'm not even really thinking about what I'm saying. I just said that I was excited to do this, to do some work with the Severance podcast.
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Oh, yeah. It certainly happened.
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I'm so bummed we didn't know each other.
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I would have been right there with you. Of course you would have.
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Well, at least it was Papa John's pizza and not bologna sandwiches.
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Yeah, who doesn't love a good blues fest? That's right. And the mountain blues.
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The adventures of Jam Land Productions.
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Wow. I think it was 2017 was the first, so yeah.
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Justin Bieber's best friend for a while.
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What are these episodes he's doing?
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I mean, you had a full-blown other girlfriend.
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He might have had some hair work done.
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It is nice. He's got a lot of gold chains on. Oh, yeah, the gold chains. Oh, wait. Does his one necklace have an L?
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You were? Well, I was a brownie, which is the one right before Girl Scouts. And then I think I did Girl Scouts for one year. So I just did like brownie one year and Girl Scout one year.
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I can't remember. I was so young.
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It's got a neon cross on the back.
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I mean, like everybody's just been on bated breath waiting to see what they have been doing for three years.
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Here's a roast I would like to see. Yes. This is the roast. It's coming.
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Yes. All the things. Because he had a full-blown relationship with her, didn't he?
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Well, he didn't even tell her he was married at first.
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Yeah, I didn't think you could just charge whatever you wanted.
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Why does he have a QR code popped up there?
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Yeah, that's all he cared about was his reputation.
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I mean, the difference between six and seven, okay, but $15?
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I was going to say, preach it, Bongo Brian.
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I mean, just all about the him, him, him reputation. What did I look like? What was going on?
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Think what they're going to think. I mean, well, it was just kind of cut and drop. Yeah, there's nothing else to say.
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And they were staying at somebody's house.
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Oh, so it was like a friend's place.
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Probably with some kind of celebrity.
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I would have been running around with a butcher knife.
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I'm sorry. I'm stuck on the $15. It's $15.
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Yeah, no one was taking your calls.
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What do you mean, where do we go? I mean, they had to have, like, a hotel.
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Oh, exactly. At least you didn't preach on a full dick.
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For me being a control guy, letting it go was not easy. Which part? The girl? Oh, I let it go all right.
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It's the good lighting and microphone.
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Well, then didn't it turn out that there was other stuff going on with the original founders? All kind of shit.
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No, there's some really good churches around. It's the ones that want to be famous and...
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You know what I'm saying? I thought that was the thing. They were exclusive to the Girl Scouts.
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You got to tie a bunch of knots.
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I don't know. I do remember interviewing... I wasn't involved in any of those things.
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I think that's kind of close to Tulum because that's where I just was. Yeah. I've never seen that pop up like on my maps of where I was.
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But that's just a general location. Like that's not a venue. Like that's not a hotel.
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This is where everything's going to be happening, but we're not telling you what it is. Yes.
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It really is so wild that he would do this again. It's insane. And not be completely buttoned up and on the up and up.
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Yeah, the only way he could really actually do anything would be if he did do the holograph, like a holograph concert. Yeah.
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I think they just fired everybody at that agency. Yeah, that's true.
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And then said, hey, it's not happening anymore, people.
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You are going to be the man and women will come towards you.
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Do you see what it says? It says, no wife, happy life.
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Who's that guy with the whiteboard behind him?
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I'm trying to figure out what's happening here.
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I think he has a tattoo of a kiss on his neck.
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And just at the top in big letters, it says, am I going to get laid on this boot camp?
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So he's just encircling the situation that's happening?
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Yeah, I know. Where they're like, we're going to give it to you quick.
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Best pizza in the world. Any place can say that. It does. We were down in Mexico, and Jeff's like, look, it has the best pizza in the world. I was like, yeah, well, there's no standard, I don't think.
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I don't know. It's some kind of stock picture.
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I thought we were reviewing this. We had already bought it.
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Hello and thank you for purchasing my new boot camp coaching slash training slash product, etc.
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Look at the... Oh, my God. It's the... Transcript. Transcript, yes. Dave.
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That looks like that did not produce anything.
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Once again, he was at a store. Leaning on the counter and talking to the girl behind the counter.
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And he's in some place giving these people a pop quiz?
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Like you said, I'm pining for the days of the, what was the convention?
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It really does cover everything, I guess. Et cetera. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for now.
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We're going to need to keep our eye on the sky, sounds like.
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I was outside looking at it last night, actually, because there's some planetary thing that's happening right now where you can see all these planets.
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I've got this app, Skyview, Skylink, something like that.
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It's so cool when you hold it up and then you can tell.
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But you can, it will tell you if it's a satellite.
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I don't know. God, that's tough. It's like you need money to do stuff.
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I mean, definitely hitting up Margaritaville again.
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It was six years to think about it. Six years. I think if you had a week, that's one thing. But six years, you've got to thoughtfully plan.
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That's all I can do. I mean, it's all those, you know, Instagram quotes that we hear. That's right. Live every day to the fullest.
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It is what it is. The heart wants with the heart.
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And if it's being shown on Instagram, it has to be true.
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And I can't even keep up with it all. I mean, I briefly do, but.
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I know, and you probably see more of it come through your feed and stuff, too, because you were in the business.
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I mean, there are these sex parties that people have at clubs and different things. In fact, you went to one one time, not because you wanted to participate.
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And then there's resorts that you can go to. So it makes sense there's a cruise.
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May I mention that the link is... The number for ourplay.com.
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We also give out some little – Where you can target your partner. Yeah, where you can – yeah.
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Nothing like a pre-Thanksgiving... Nothing like a pre-Thanksgiving dick down.
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Just to not actually participate in everything, but just be around it.
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Well, I mean, that's a big difference. I'm going to have to say, I just was at an adults-only or a kid-free resort, and it certainly was not swinging.
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You're going to a swinger resort for your bachelor party, and I'm getting ready to marry you. I mean, listen, one last hurrah, as they say. Right, Chrissy? Yeah. Forget about the strip clubs.
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That is usually how it works. You're not picking up people along the way.
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Yeah, also, it's a crapshoot because you don't know. Like, at least maybe at the resort, there is more turnover.
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They have separate rooms from your room for with the playroom.
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I'm wondering if they have the same alert system as Great Wolf Lodge does. Yeah.
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You probably don't even... I do, actually. I saw it, too.
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Not in the theater, but this past Christmas, I was looking for things, and I saw that. I couldn't finish it.
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It's got a lot of good people in it, is the thing, and that's why I thought I'd watch it, but it was not good.
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If you accidentally got on this cruise and you need a break.
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Oh, you have to have a special ticket to get up to the... Oh, wow.
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The way that they portrayed the solarium earlier was a quiet place.
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Well, she was saying themes stayed the same each week. But then they change on the cruise, but that's only one week.
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What does that even mean? I don't know, but first he just said they're very different.
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Without all the actual content. Whabam! Is this like MTV's TRL?
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And then what do you do once you have it? Do you just show people? Yeah. Like a piece of art on the wall. Instead, you're just... Showing it on your phone.
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Yeah, you don't want fact checking going on.
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OK, I think most people agree with that, or at least people I've talked to.
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Yeah. Again, I don't feel like it's a big deal, too, because, you know, even though it's darker, longer in the mornings, if it's warm outside, what? That doesn't then. If it's cold, it's freezing. If it's freezing cold. Oh, dark in the morning. But that's not the case.
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That's what he puts all his messages out on.
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Because it started off, I mean, what was the premise that it originally started off as? Chasing Bigfoot.
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Okay, so Bigfoot started off with that and then just it's now anything.
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Well, he's going to be waiting on a long time.
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And they did it where it's like the, you know, Tales from the Dark Side. Yeah, the flash.
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This is a teaching show. Yeah. Redirection.
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What constitutes looking like it should be Bigfoot country?
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Pew, pew, pew. I'm trying to go through the forest.
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Cowboy's like, I was just supposed to do the drone shots.
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Yeah, it was. He has a specific tree he likes to build the nest with.
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It did, yeah. It looked like something you'd find like in the Hobbit land.
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The lightning man. The lightning man. Who looks very much like what you would think of Bigfoot.
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Shoot. This was one instance when they weren't pointing the gun at each other. They were actually able to get a clear shot.
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No, the door was shut and I knew. I didn't want to go in there.
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I think he's been out there for a hundred.
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It's been a long time since I've been at school. Well, speaking of, though, I was wondering when you said you went to go pick him up, have you encountered any blowback or anything from the tail of you and the construction workers or the –
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And I said, yeah, coordination on whoever did that.
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Like where people are following up with you on some of the things.
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Yes, because I could almost see that then. Otherwise, it seems like maybe she would have found a T-shirt or something.
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Yes, I do like Paradise, but I have stopped watching. I watched the first three, but then I stopped watching it because it was too hard to wait each week, so I'm going to wait until they build up.
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A little bit more. Yeah. From what I remember. Yeah.
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Because it might be a thing with the timing. Because I've noticed that some shows I watch, definitely, that are on main network TV, do have a lot of cussing.
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I haven't even kept up with it. I'm like, I'm done.
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I thought that one woman's pregnant now with another man's baby. Who? The one from, is she from Brazil? Jasmine? Jasmine. Jasmine is pregnant with someone else's child? Yes, I read that.
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Did you really think that those two were going to work out? No.
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Wasn't there another one that did that? What about the – or was that an actual show based on people trying to find a third?
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Yeah, you wanted to be on the show. I want them to come on the show. But you wanted to be on their show.
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That Brian's not watching. God, whenever you put me on the spot like this, I go blank and there's a million of them that you're not watching that you should be. Name one.
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Yeah, it was good. Jon Hamm's in that? He is. He is.
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Did you watch all those Fargos? I did watch all the Fargos.
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Well, I'm looking at my phone because I'm trying to remember what I just watched.
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Silo. I just got done watching Silo. Oh, that's right.
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I don't know. There's some kernel of truth in there.
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I know. I get it, too. We have a little gate thing, and a lot of times they just leave the package just over the gate. And I'm like, I get it.
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Bring it to the door. Blue's going to bark no matter what.
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But I heard the story when I got back. Okay. And I remember the reason I did not want to go, and that was because you guys were doing whitewater rafting.
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No, I'm not scared. I've done it before. I just don't like it.
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That was disturbing. His hand. I can't stop thinking about the hand. His whole presence.
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Yeah, it's the whole thing with your trash, right?
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I don't know. There's some kernel of truth in there.
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Yes, totally. Little bear, salt and pepper shakers.
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But I started feeling like a lot of women do that. You know, when you get a boob job, you're kind of proud of it. And how do they feel real? And you look at them and you're proud of them.
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What's up, Christina? You know, just living. Just thriving over here. Living that producer life.
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I like making you guys the stars. Thank you. Yeah, a camera on me is not too bad as long as I can see what I look like.
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He's an expert caller. Did they change his title a lot?
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Oh, it's messing with him. It's messing with Buck.
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I feel like that other guy should be the caller. Yeah. Because he's the one that yells.
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The monsters sleep at night, you know? Or they sleep during the day, I meant.
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I know, I'm really thinking that if they want to get an elite group together to go and capture something like this.
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I'm picturing like Navy SEALs, you know, going in.
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Find our Huckleberry. I forgot there was a totem pole involved.
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Oh, is that supposed to be the monster? No, that was a bush.
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I'll have to recommend that sponsorship for Jeff to look into for the festival.
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They were brushing away, like, the hair from his forehead.
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I don't think it still happens. Okay, good.
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I know. And he's laying. I know. He's kind of laying to the side.
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Yeah, I know. We were talking about years ago, and I thought that was weird, but you confirmed that it was not weird. It wasn't weird. But it doesn't happen anymore.
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He's got somebody's big jacket over him. Yeah.
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Yeah, because we didn't see the manila envelopes.
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I was going to say somebody was saying something about car size.
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I mean, I think exactly what you said. I think it's just a bunch of people that are fucking with people.
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Yeah, I mean, how would we even know, really, the difference if there was a real one or a fake one or who, what? I mean, you have to make contact, I think, to know.
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Thank you. Thank you, Christina. I've been saying that, and you just have been brushing me aside for years.
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He made sure and definitely emphasized. Paid. They have paid us. They have paid us.
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I think those are dentures. I think it's just the way he speaks.
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Yeah, like a New Orleans, Louisiana kind of thing. Yeah.
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I don't know. That's the way I would say it.
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I was going to say, I can't quite fault Dr. Phil for going down the road that he did because there's only so much content
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And you learn too, because I didn't realize there's two types.
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the gray volcano and the red volcano and the red one is where probably most of us think of a volcano kind of predictable spilling out with the red molten lava and that's when the two tectonic plates are pulling apart and the gray ones which are very explosive with gray you know mushroom cloud type things and spread ash everywhere those are when the tectonics plates go together
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I like to get up in the morning and have my coffee, and then I like to get on my iPad and Google people. There's a lot of scoop going on right now, and people are not getting along. So guess what? Then after I Google several people, I go on Instagram and I Insta-snoop and I see who's following each other, who's not following each other.
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I've heard of the brand Tarte, so I didn't realize about this tripping. Yeah, listen. The whole trip.
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I thought you were going to say they were using it at raves and tripping. It's the makeup for tripping.
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Then I have a little breakfast and I eat it really quickly so that I can get back. So then I hit tools and I go, what did I miss in the last hour? And that's how I do it. I keep up on everything.
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Yeah. Well, I just thought of something though. You know that plane, that old 70s Rolling Stone plane?
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Let's get that thing out and send people to the Great Wolf Lodge just to talk about it.
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You know that plane, that old 70s. Oh, yeah, that old 70s. Yeah, TCB. Let's get that thing out and send people to the Great Wolf Lodge just to talk about it.
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What I don't quite get about – I mean maybe this is just my older brain thinking – because I did specialize in marketing and advertising in college and then afterwards. That's kind of how we met when I was in the advertising department.
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But I don't quite get like how – because if they're influencers and they're being paid to use the products, how – I mean I know endorsements have been around for forever. Yeah. Obviously, we have them on ours.
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Yeah, like how can you really trust that this is like the best thing ever if they're being paid to use it?
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I'm a consumer. I'm going to know somebody just got paid to do that and go on this fabulous trip.
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Oh, that one. Okay, I do know that one. Where you get discounts. Where you get discounts.
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Coupon cups. Yeah. I heard, Christina, you and I both thought two separate things. I'm like, not the bra.
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Because I like the bra. I did read or hear something about this. There was...
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Didn't they get, or they bought, like, another one of those extensions? Because there were a few of them, and I remember it was a big deal. A few years ago, they had bought another one.
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Yeah, I saw the preview for that actually in a movie theater when I went to go see the Dylan movie. And I was just kind of confused.
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And on top of that, I want to say I hope that the politics can stay out of it. You know, I read something today where a Republican is wanting to withhold aid.
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Let all of that go. Help the people that are out there as most, you know, as best you can.
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Yeah, I don't think it was Smokey and the Bandit, though. Or at least not the first one.
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They've had like one inch of rain or a half an inch of rain or something like that since last summer.
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She's anti-douche. Well, that's been around for a while with people saying just don't do it to begin with. It's not good. My sister's an OB-GYN, so I'm informed.
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Tay in the wind. Tay in the wind. You remember that? No. No. I do. Tay in the wind. Yeah, that's Jodie Foster.
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I have to say, I just watched that. Jeff and I just watched that this weekend.
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Yeah, I mean, it was good. Sure. But it wasn't, there were some parts of the story that kind of didn't congeal to me.
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Because he was, like, the first, right, to play... No, he wasn't the first to play Superman, but he was the... Did they have them back in like the 50s?
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I remember... And who was the actress that played Lois Lane? She was good.
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Which I always thought was such terrible irony for him to play Superman and then to be paralyzed.
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Speaking of movies, though, you recommended that one, that Fire of Love that I watched. I watched that yesterday. Very interesting movie.
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It's about these two volcanologists. Yeah, they found each other. I mean, out of all the people in the world, we were just talking about this.
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Yeah, they both happen to just have this obsession, really, with volcanoes and any and all types of explosions and rocks and things that happen with volcanoes. And they go to the ends of the earth together.
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Doing all of these experiments and documenting everything and then, you know, selling books about it and going on lecture tours in order to fund their next expeditions to different volcanoes around the world.
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Well, I was going to say maybe that accelerated it. Maybe the cruise, though, accelerated it. It could have taken a long time to figure out, so...
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This was someone else taking nude photographs of you.
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I remember the anxiety of like dating somebody that you know is not going to work out. And then all of a sudden it's Valentine's Day.
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Three years of my life just went down. Where did you go? You're older, skinnier and stressed out. More of an alcoholic than you ever were. You have no money, no friends, no car, no job.
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Well, true. I was going to say that that could probably be applied to a lot of these. Let's just assume it's a month.
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What if it's a nude? Yeah. Nude Dua Lipa. Yeah.
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Should we just assume these are all like you've been dating a month?
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Somebody's trying to be creative after three years or whatever.
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Yeah. Hey, listen, it's original. It is original.
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Oh. I think that's sweet. Maybe, yeah. I mean, I could see that.
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Tina agrees. Yeah. You like that one? I do like that one. Yeah.
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Yeah, and then the key would be that then he would have to actually do the things that were in the book.
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Cheesy, but I'll go with it. I'll allow it.
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I will say kind of creepy, but if I know the person well enough and I feel comfortable.
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Yes. Well, so Jeff and I, years ago, I mean, we'd always go every year up to the mountains. I think you remember that.
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We would go up to the mountains for his birthday, which is in the fall.
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In October, it's beautiful. So we rented this cabin up there, and same thing. I mean, the cabin seemed absolutely normal and nice. Everything was great. We walk into the bedroom, and there's a jacuzzi in the middle of the bedroom. Ah! I was like, well, that's different.
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Well, it even had, too, like a thing around it, you know, the shower curtain thing.
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Yes, same with the one in the Dominican Republic. It had this weird wrapping around it.
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Yeah, it was pretty funny. Of course, I ended up having a bunch of wine. I was like, I got to get in this thing. Of course. I ended up almost slipping as I was getting in and ripped the whole curtain down.
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A for effort on that one. But maybe a little bit too much effort for so early on.
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Now, if it's Harry Connick Jr. that's giving it to his wife, that's perfect.
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What was that? There was that talking bear. Was it Teddy Ruxpin?
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Remember Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton?
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Well, I was going to say, how do you know for sure?
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If that's your thing, maybe you're a crocheter.
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Maybe it was like a nice little beanie, like a hat.
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If it comes along with a trip to Italy, yes.
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Yeah, it's like I'm not accepting it at the Opryland.
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No, make it a very short crossword puzzle.
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You know what I'm saying? You could really like puzzles. I'm not a big puzzle fan. I like puzzles.
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I think this was a thing a while back. I remember reading about like... Candles with pheromones? Well, pheromone perfume and stuff to do with pheromones.
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For you and the person. 30 days is way too soon.
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I don't think it's creepy. I just wouldn't care for it.
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Also, it's Valentine's Day and you want me to watch a presentation?
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Couples therapy session. It is what it is. The whole month with the whole month.
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I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world. Are you testing my swing? Like, why? Yeah, I know. You know, in Venezuela.
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If there's little mini bottles of booze in it.
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That's what I was thinking of. I was thinking of an Astrid pinata.
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I mean, I guess if it's a date. They were saying the date, right?
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And it's money for the other person to buy the food and get the stuff and the aquarium.
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Jeff gave me a beautiful orchid for our first Valentine's Day.
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For someone that I knew, and the person that was giving it to was very into pickles, loved pickles.
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Your first text message. Not just like, you know, I love you. Hi, what's up? Yeah, yeah, what's up? W-I-D. You up? Now you up would be funny. Yeah.
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Can I hit that? That's right. Can you clap them cheeks? Clap them cheeks.
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Well, I was going to say, unless, I mean, there's some good food trucks out there.
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Yeah, buy yourself a little gift, a little treat.
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But Sirius XM. But I agree with you on the monitoring of how many of those are out there.
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I know. It's like us polluting the ocean years ago. And now we're cleaning it up.
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And I love you. Happy Valentine's. Best to you. Best to you.
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Well, you're in that stage where, you know, you're like... We're in love. It's great.
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It's like your vacation starts that morning.
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I think so, too. And talking about the prices, right, I've always wanted to spin that wheel.
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And I wonder if when the camera's not rolling— People are, you know, hanging out late night.
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Everybody's briefly had a late night talk show.
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Oh, yeah, but the way other people are doing it.
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No, they're just grandfathered into the plan.
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Sounds good. You'll make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some really heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock.
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You can't film... It's not like the new Dylan documentary?
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Yeah, there's a palm tree in the background. Yeah, doesn't that look like a Margaritaville to you? Yeah, you've been. I have not.
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Yeah, it's jet black, but then with a spot. Splash of spiky pink.
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Well, actually, I can see it in the back of his head, too. Look at the back of his nape of his neck. Oh, yeah. It must go all the way down. That's right.
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He's peacocking around the bar. It's like a pink mohawk.
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I'm picturing him just like rolling around like an empty, you know, like when you go first move into an apartment and it's empty. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's just carpeted. And he's got this book.
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I'm wondering if they know. I know, it's kind of a strange setup here.
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Oh, I thought you'd never been. No, I've been once. Oh, okay. No, twice.
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Like Obama passing in the background of that, those people's picture.
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Yeah, I mean, he really is just answering his own stuff. Yeah, there's nobody asking him this.
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Yeah, it really splintered straight off into 21 Convention.
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You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Yeah, I mean, it's... We fight each other to the death. And then there's a war, and then we lose.
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I'm trying to think about this because we have reviewed so many of these. Was Adam the one where he was in his apartment and he was talking about the girl that he had sex with? Yes, the low lighting.
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I think so, too. I think that's – Yeah, and I guess people that maybe take – he's talking about infrastructure. I mean, I guess people that take the calls and book the coaching sessions.
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They have their tables. Yeah, it's like high school. Their usual tables.
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Yeah, give me a whole summary of what that entails.
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Yeah, he really went far from a place here in Atlanta.
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I think he was involved with the Kardashian show.
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He looks good. He sounds good. You know, he's intelligent. He can read the QR code.
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He doesn't feel like he has to— He's talking about mug warmers and incense holders. That's it. Today I was watching him— I know. When I walked into the studio here. Yeah, it was on. And I thought it was funny because they were like, and how much does this mug warmer cost? And here's a handmade incense.
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I'd be like, Brian, really? I'm holding space for her. You've broken up again? Wait, now you're back together again? The heart wants what the heart wants, Chrissy.
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Well, no, then you'd be like, hey, you want to come meet so-and-so out with me? We're going to go to the bar and come meet us out. I'd be like, I thought y'all broke up. No.
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The only guy that I – Anybody that's going to try and fight him is going to be – then that's going to be enemy number one.
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And he agrees with some stuff, but disagrees with other things, the major things that make the most sense.
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I know. I always don't choose that option when they're like, we can have it to you by 7 a.m. Oh, I always do. I'm the asshole who always does that. Like those poor people that are delivering it in the cold and dark in the middle of the overnight.
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And so it's been going on since the invention of our country, though. I mean, think about all of the of course, the train, the steel, all of that that actually built the country. Same thing. I mean, talk about those working conditions. There was child labor.
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Yeah, but when he bought that, though, it was definitely done pretty much. Oh, yeah, MySpace was dead. Yeah. TikTok's alive and well.
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He's got Barron, you know, next to him saying, Dad, you cannot do this.
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Even Apple, I just read, had to pay out this huge lawsuit for Siri listening to us, which we knew was happening.
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Oh, yeah. Did you see any of the stuff from the Sphere? Over New Year's? Yes, I did. It looked incredible. I was like, I really wanted to be there.
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See? Anima. N-Y-M-A. And you know what? That guy's dating Grimes. Whoa. Yeah, I went down a whole rabbit hole with that, with him and the sphere and then who, yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, it's like surrounding you. And then also there's stuff to do with the seats. They move and shake.
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And there's smoke stuff and whatever. Anyways, it's amazing. I was blown away.
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No, I just saw it when I looked at the show today. Oh, you did? I was like, did they mean that? I don't think they meant that.
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Well, I was going to ask you, did you ever see what happened to him?
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Are you talking about the ice storm? The ice storm. I was a child, so yeah. Let's go with that. I was living in Tennessee during that. You were?
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It was crazy. It happened so fast. Six inches of snow. I had just dropped Jeff off at the airport because he was going up to New York. Oh, really? Because I think that was around the Super Bowl, too. There was something going on. I think maybe the New York— I thought this was like—
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I think he means not type A, but type B. But also he threw in a virgin.
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Yeah. It was obviously for the ice cream sandwiches.
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Yeah, it's pretty crazy, the drama with that.
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Dropped by his representative or whoever, his agent.
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Yeah, I haven't really paid attention that much to it. I've seen the headlines. I'm not subscribed to Perez.
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Well, I remember there was a big to do when it first came out because Blake Lively wasn't.
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There's something about the press tour. Yeah, there was a lot to do with that. And she wasn't denouncing domestic violence enough or something.
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I remember there were things about the press tour. And I meant to watch the movie, but then I just didn't. And so now I'm... Maybe I should just watch the movie. But I kind of don't want to watch the movie. I don't know.
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If I did wrong, I would— Yeah, it seems like it's gotten out of control. It's way out of control. And now people are past the point.
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They're just like, nope, I've got to prove myself right.
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That's another controversial one.
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There was a good cleanup effort, yeah.
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Which is a great Christopher Guest movie, by the way. It is a great Christopher Guest movie. I started watching. I was watching it a few weeks ago and I was like, this is such a great movie.
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I watched one of the nominees the other night. Nora? I think that's the name of it.
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Yeah, I mean, I can see where that comes into play.
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She just stands there. But I can see in some parts where it's a sad situation.
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They just slapped Margaritaville on everything.
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That's got to be saying something.
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And so does Astrid. Yeah. This is a step... Would you bring your kids on this cruise? Fuck no! Okay, well... Fuck no.
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Yeah, that's when everybody threw everything into the river.
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For like old coins and artifacts and stuff?
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And then they're going to go do it when they're a teenager. Of course they are. They're going to go do it.
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It was awful. Like you said, you know, the kid kind of set us off and said go for it. And we had rented like this big, huge one. The eight person, the ten person? Yes. And then we had also, we were overambitious thinking we were going to like go off and do our own little. So we had like three little ones or something, two or three little ones.
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I like going on a walk. Yeah, take a walk by the river. On the banks of the, yeah.
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How are we supposed to find some random... Those cases are hard to prosecute.
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All right, tell us. Well, again, I highly recommend this newsletter. It's called Nice News Daily, and it comes to your inbox every day, first thing. So you can start with that before you get to the slush and dumpster fire stuff. It's happening. So here's something. Paris Hilton, of all people, is helping women-owned businesses begin again after they've eaten fire.
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So just two months after her house – After they've eaten fire? Well, that fire is out in – Oh, the eaten fire. Okay.
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Yes. So just two months after Paris Hilton watched her Malibu home burned to the ground, she's already helping others rebuild their lives. The reality star and entrepreneur is harnessing her nonprofit 1111 Media Impact to offer grants up to $25,000 to women-owned businesses impacted by the fire.
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Yeah, I think she kind of got a bad rap. But I know what you're saying. She was just like kind of in that wheelhouse when we were younger. Yes. And she was rich, beautiful, fun. What are you going to do? She's going through her teenage years in front of everybody. And yeah, there was drug use and alcohol. Of course. Like everybody goes through a lot of people, especially celebrities.
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But now she's married and she has a baby and she's come out talking about that abusive school that she went to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those like wilderness things or tough love things. The wilderness, yeah.
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No, I think that used to be a thing. Like they would have like oil wrestling night or something. Yeah. Clubs and things.
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That's got to be the first guy because he talked about legs.
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Is his name actually Miltie or Milton? It's Milton. Okay, they're just calling him Miltie.
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I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you.
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No, I was going through his whole list of movies. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that one, this one. He's played all kinds. He really was so versatile. He played anybody and everybody.
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I know. He got throat cancer. Yeah, he got throat cancer, but then recovered from that. And his latest thing was he was in the Top Gun Maverick. Yeah. That one.
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Yeah. Well, there's a documentary out there that came out a few years ago that I watched. Yeah.
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I think. But yeah, it was really good. And it goes through his whole kind of trajectory with the throat cancer. I know. But he died of pneumonia.
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No, there's always good stuff. I have my nice news newsletter.
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I don't know. And then afterwards was when he tweeted or said, yeah, whatever. I got to get back to God's country or something. So I guess he just had to get out of there. I don't know. He hated New York. Saturday Night Live, I'm not sure.
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There is a lot of mental stuff going on, too, with girls and guys.
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Listen, I've been with— That attributes to the climax version of the sex.
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Look at my dick. Look at my cock and balls.
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Look at my stiffy! 59 and a half? 58 and a half? 58 and a half.
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It was like how to figure out Fahrenheit to Celsius. Yes, it's like pi. You add 30, subtract.
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Literally. Breathe on it. Yeah, I remember like in the 70s when you had those little things of cocaine that were sitting on tables. Frankie has things.
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And one guy couldn't get his dick to go down.
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I love how a guy won't get his hair cut. That's actually the major thing that I see that guys do keep up with.
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This video feels like when I was just out in Colorado and I ate an edible. I was like, where am I? What am I doing? What happened?
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We're both like, look at my body. Look at my body. I know to go back to that.
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Before we get into the first one, we're going to briefly touch on all these other things.
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You know what's going to get you that damn... Come into the family fold.
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What's your fucking problem? Welcome to the family. I'm going to murder you. New Balance?
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He looks like he's tatted up. Look at my body!
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I don't even know exactly what the advice is. There is no advice. Get your haircut. That's all I've heard.
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Actually, get your haircut and then like punch that person in the face.
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But I get the most response from the Frankie ones.
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We do need to have him on. We do need to have him on.
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Welcome to the family. It's a family powwow. Welcome to the family.
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It's passed down from Bernardo to Bernardo.
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I've been doing plaid pleats, pleated shorts.
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I just like to carry it. I like to carry it right in front of my dick. Strength.
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A chancellor having a pornographic double life is an extremely rare case.