Abbie Chatfield
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But look, he lavished.
And he did so.
Because she's given him the world's greatest fellatio.
Congratulations to her.
So she got a $100 meal out of it.
Again, to your point before, just get a sex worker.
Yeah.
If you are thinking, okay, well, fellatio to me is $100, but actually it's actually only $50.
Yeah.
It's a $100 meal.
Anyway, so-
This poor woman has to give you the best fellatio of the world's best, world champion fellatio.
She also has to sit through a fucking dinner with you and she has to deal with you writing about it in your fucking stupid book.
Yeah.
And all she gets is a $50 fucking dinner barter card.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Make no mistake about it.
The one and only time you should ever take a woman out on an expensive date is when she's done something significant to earn it, like pleasing you sexually.
That's significant apparently.