Abby Wambach
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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But mine happened when I was about 14 years old.
I got off the bus.
Oh, God.
She's going to do it.
And, you know, I didn't like to go number two at school.
Like many of us don't, we got to be in the comfort of our own home.
We got our one specific toilet in the house that we like to go to.
And at 14 years old, I was just assuming it was going to be like any old day.
But this day, for some reason, my bowels got moving faster than normal.
And so as I was walking home from the bus stop, I lived on a cul-de-sac and it was maybe a couple hundred yards walk to my house.
I thought, well, I really got to go.
And I can't run because I got to go so bad.
Yes, that's the catch-22 of the number two.
I can't run because I got to go so bad.
And so what ends up happening, long story short, is I shit my pants.
I shit, like, full-on shit.
In my undies.
But, and it wasn't like dye or dye shit.
It was like big poop.
And so I go back.