Abby Wambach
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
On the upside, he now knows that vibrators exist and his life has gotten better.
I bet security people see a lot of random weird shit.
We have some write-ins.
Great.
We have to.
Okay.
All right, top 10 of the write-ins that y'all sent in.
Yes.
I once tried to flirt with a boy at work and accidentally concussed him.
My mom caught me practicing kissing with an Abercrombie & Fitch shopping bag.
Talking on the phone while asking Target employees to help me find my lost phone.
I'm a 37-year-old woman and I shit in my car in a takeout container at a red light last week.
Yes.
So good.
Opened my Mac in front of my date and it was a how to have lesbian sex YouTube video.
A male co-worker came upon me while I was masturbating in a work vehicle.
Oh, that's hard day.
I pooped my pants during a job interview.
I didn't get the job.
I saluted my boss's bosses after they observed me.