Abby Wambach
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I am not in the military.
Until college, I thought a brothel was a potluck.
I learned when I offered to host a brothel.
I was having sex for the first time and he pulled a piece of toilet paper out of my butt.
What about this woman?
Fart.
I just can't wait to do it now.
I know, right?
I agree.
Well, it's fun for us too.
Like we've laughed so much over the last couple of days.
And I think for us, we needed this, like, fuck this world.
Like we needed this big time.
Can I do it now?
Send us your mortifying story.
It's part of the revolution of normalization.
It is 747-200-5307.
That's mortification at 747-200-5307.
It vibrates.
And don't send us your actual prosthetic penis.