Abby Wambach
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Podcast Appearances
There's nothing I can do.
I can't call my law firm and say, thanks for trusting me with this case.
Can you come help me find my car?
Dude, where's my car?
I just keep doing it.
I just keep going up and down and up and down and up and down.
Three hours later, I'm not joking.
The elevator comes down to the garage.
Who steps off the elevator?
The general counsel of the company stepped off the elevator.
No.
Because he's going home for the day.
He's going home for the day.
I am standing with the dolly that he has left me with three hours prior with no explanation as to how and why this would possibly be the case.
Oh, no.
And I just had to make some shit up.
Like, yeah, I just got to do some legal things here with you.
What happened?
I had to wait till everyone left.
I had to wait till everyone left.