Abby

No, um...

We definitely try to not to, especially around the kids.

Yeah, it's giving me the ick.

Like you say it sometimes.

I literally told you this last night.

I was like, ugh.

That doesn't sound pleasant.

that's so bad matt sorry mute that mute it all right okay assumption number three okay matt loves abby way more than she loves agree i gotta be honest with you it's true he's obsessed with me wait and no i'm just kidding no that's true i i believe that's true you really believe that's true yeah you believe that you love me more than i love you yes now in the past because you have argued you maybe but i feel like i love you more now

Actually, yeah, I would agree with that.

No, I feel very loved by you.

My love for you is like steady.

Like it's like bedrock.

It's like foundation.

And you are like a puppy dog, like in love.

You know what I mean?

or it's just like like it's just more obvious it's a ton at once and then it like slows down yeah and then it hits again it's like it's like these waves of like puppy dog crackhead spurts of energy i mean yeah but it's never like a puppy dog's never like upset with you you know what i mean never like you never question whether or not a puppy dog loves you yeah sometimes it's just really intense yeah and some it's just more obvious i'm obsessed with you i'm like bedrock

I love you a lot.

Okay.

Wow.

Guys, who made this list?