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The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby

Addressing your assumptions about us

04 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What assumptions do people make about Matt and Abby's marriage?

0.031 - 8.067 Matt

Let's say for example that... Seth Lainatein's electric moped helps a little. IF's car insurance helps a lot.

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9.127 - 35.623 Abby

you never cuss on the podcast but you cuss in real life i was gonna say something but that's too far yeah yeah you know what i'm thinking of in the bedroom oh my gosh you guys didn't actually wait for marriage you want to answer that or me okay great well actually don't answer oh gosh you guys are soulmates from previous lives i just don't believe in soulmates honestly wow you said that so fast y'all have sex every day we're getting into it i don't want my parents to listen to this

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37.375 - 38.59 Unknown

What's up, dude?

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Chapter 2: Did Matt and Abby really wait until marriage?

38.995 - 40.534 Unknown

And welcome back to the Uplift Podcast.

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Chapter 3: How do Matt and Abby handle swearing in their lives?

41.999 - 46.585 Abby

I like this filming in the morning. I feel like a little bit more alive. The afternoon, I'm like.

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46.665 - 50.15 Matt

Yeah. Our kids are with grandma so we can have some alone time to ourselves.

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50.691 - 51.032 Unknown

Yeah.

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51.052 - 52.053 Matt

With all of you watching us.

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55.077 - 56.259 Unknown

No, this is fun to do.

56.279 - 65.852 Matt

Anyway, we're having a great time, guys. We were a little disappointed. We looked at our analytics and apparently 63.8% of you aren't subscribed. They're watching the videos. So that hurt my feelings.

Chapter 4: What do Matt and Abby say about their parenting styles?

65.872 - 67.174 Matt

I'm not going to lie. I was a little hurt by that.

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67.194 - 69.357 Abby

Hey, don't take it personally. Maybe they just don't have a YouTube account.

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69.337 - 97.133 Abby

no they have a youtube account everybody has a youtube account no for a while i had favorite youtubers and i was like man i just wish i could help them out but i don't have an account you can't subscribe if you don't have an account didn't you think that it cost to subscribe a long time ago but guess what good news guys it's free so i would just encourage you to quickly make an account subscribe to us share it if you like it give it a star if you don't like it you shouldn't share it why would you share a podcast if you don't know if they don't like it they're probably not here let's hope i mean gosh don't torture yourself if you're watching us because you don't like us that is some commitment i want

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97.113 - 98.796 Abby

to bring up our fight last night.

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98.816 - 101.119 Matt

Oh my gosh, okay.

Chapter 5: What challenges do Matt and Abby face with social media?

101.139 - 101.881 Matt

What's happening?

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101.901 - 102.842 Abby

Speaking of couple goals.

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102.862 - 105.166 Matt

Abby, I'll be honest, I don't remember what the fight was about.

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105.306 - 108.712 Abby

I would only bring it up if it wasn't like a huge deal, but we resolved it.

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108.792 - 111.416 Matt

Walk me through what happened. I forget. I don't remember.

111.436 - 115.122 Abby

Okay, well, I was really locked in on Beast Games episode five.

Chapter 6: How do Matt and Abby deal with public scrutiny?

115.22 - 118.49 Matt

Oh, and you were getting frustrated because our kids were running around in circles.

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118.57 - 119.574 Abby

No, no, no, no, no.

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119.634 - 124.168 Matt

They were being very loud. And I was like, babe, we could just put them to bed and then we can watch these games in peace.

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124.308 - 128.02 Abby

I thought they would like to watch these games, but they really are way too young for that.

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128.04 - 129.685 Matt

I think a two and three year old want to watch these games.

Chapter 7: How do Matt and Abby manage their finances together?

130.222 - 143.718 Abby

Augie sometimes likes it. But anyway, no, this is after the kids were asleep. I got those distractions to bed. And then you are sitting next to me and you're not paying attention at all to this show. And you turn to me and you're showing me your phone like, I can't believe it.

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143.738 - 151.808 Abby

And then you start talking and I was like, just trying to find the remote so quick because I hate to miss any second of really any show I'm watching, but especially Beast Games.

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151.788 - 156.656 Matt

I wanted to show Abby something on my phone. And then I was really excited about it. And I was like, babe, look at this.

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156.716 - 171.039 Abby

It was like the pinnacle moment of this episode. And you're like, and I'm like, just wait. I was just trying to find the remote so I could pause it. I was willing to stop everything and give you all my attention, even in the most special moment. And it just really rubbed you the wrong way.

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171.079 - 174.484 Matt

Let's be honest, babe. This was halfway into the episode and there wasn't really anything pinnacle going on.

Chapter 8: What insights do Matt and Abby share about their relationship dynamics?

174.545 - 174.825 Abby

You were.

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174.805 - 200.222 Abby

paying attention so you have no clue it was a really big deal i'm sorry who's gonna take care of our children where they're sprinting around our living room they were asleep oh they were asleep you're right you're right i'm wrong you're right listen listen read my lips baby you're right i'm wrong i love you i love you you're my writer afterwards i just looked at him i was like you're wrong about this by the way and then he's like okay and then he walked away and then

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200.202 - 202.786 Abby

And then he just came back down. He's like, I'm actually sorry. I was wrong.

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202.806 - 211.738 Matt

But today's episode, we're addressing your assumptions about us. But we're going to start off by reading a review from someone who left this on Apple podcast. Thank you guys for leaving us reviews.

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211.778 - 226.378 Abby

Yeah. Quick thing. If you're not already following us at unplanned underscore podcast on Instagram, I would love for you to follow us. And we love hearing from you guys. And speaking of hearing from you guys, thank you to at everything underscore era. She says or he.

226.358 - 238.208 Abby

I actually don't know they say it's probably a woman let's be honest 90% of our viewers are yeah that's why I assumed but I should never assume you know what they say that makes an ass of you and me oh gosh well you learned that from your grandma yes I did so it's okay to

239.285 - 266.389 Abby

love this episode love y'all's episode you are very open and honest and vulnerable and it truly feels so real and genuine thank you for being friends that i get to chat with each week i look forward to wednesday and now fridays so much more because of unplanned wait that's so cool that she's tuning into always here as well sweet thank you for watching both of our podcasts that means a lot gosh we really don't take it lightly so thank you so much to all of you that have left review or rated us or just follow us it really really is so special it's not something we take lightly

266.369 - 273.957 Matt

Not at all. All right. Well, baby, without further ado, let's get into addressing assumptions that our followers have about us.

273.977 - 275.499 Abby

This is spooky. Why are we doing this?

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