Adam Burke

Oh. Can I get a hint? Go, go, empty the dishwasher. Go, stop, come on, go. Doing stuff faster?

Do you sound like the same people that came up with stand-up desks?

Do you sound like the same people that came up with stand-up desks?

Do you sound like the same people that came up with stand-up desks?

They do. Who are these antebellum researchers for?

They do. Who are these antebellum researchers for?

They do. Who are these antebellum researchers for?

You know what? They're never wrinkled.

You know what? They're never wrinkled.

You know what? They're never wrinkled.

Is it because it adds more steps?

Is it because it adds more steps?

Is it because it adds more steps?

That just sounds like a way to break all of your dishware.

That just sounds like a way to break all of your dishware.

That just sounds like a way to break all of your dishware.

So I'm supposed to believe that the best day ever don't include no sex time? That's a lot. I'm supposed to believe that hanging out with my mama is better than ****? Wait, wait, wait.

So I'm supposed to believe that the best day ever don't include no sex time? That's a lot. I'm supposed to believe that hanging out with my mama is better than ****? Wait, wait, wait.

So I'm supposed to believe that the best day ever don't include no sex time? That's a lot. I'm supposed to believe that hanging out with my mama is better than ****? Wait, wait, wait.

I mean, listen, my perfect day, watching my favorite TV show, having a delicious treat, being at the beach, and then adult time.