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Adam Burke

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321 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Yes.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Odd spices that don't connect.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

It's like cinnamon.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

in Majorum.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

I don't know what I'm supposed to make.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

I can't put this on a chicken.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Kind of weird.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Cinnamon chicken?

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

I'm not that lady.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

We've all met up with friends after a work event and still had our work stuff with us.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Like a laptop, a suitcase full of comedy merch, or a FabergΓ© egg.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

That's what happened to Rosie Dawson, who was entrusted to show the Faberge egg and matching watch to potential buyers by her employer, the Craft Whiskey Company.

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When she was unable to sell the pieces, she did what anyone would do after a hard day at work.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

She put the egg in her bag and went to the pub.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Enter Enzo Conticello, a run-of-the-mill pickpocket who noticed Dawson's $2,000 Givenchy handbag on the floor, so he stole it, like he was supposed to.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Because who puts a $2,000 bag with a FabergΓ© egg in it on the floor of a bar?

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Now, what does a petty thief do with a FabergΓ© egg?

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Well, he's a regular person who doesn't know what it is, so he traded the bag and everything in it for cocaine.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

He didn't find out the value of his thievery was about $2.7 million until he was in court.

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We beef with the pontiff and admire the Stanley Cup

Do you know how much cocaine you can buy with $2.7 million?