Adam Carolla
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He's the most thoughtful guy in the world.
When it comes to buying presents, he comes up with something.
You know, here's what we all want out of buying a gift.
We don't want to burn too many calories or too many dollars.
So we all want to just buy someone a bottle of nice booze or something.
I'd like to wipe my ass with them and hand them out, but yes.
That's the way I roll.
I would like to buy one case of two buck Chuck and have my assistant put a bow on everyone and just hand it out to everyone.
I know that's, that's what I would like to do.
Jimmy is on the internet, scouring things, finding things that are, I mean, funny, thought provoking, interesting, provocative.
How many calories he must burn.
And and but and but not always not always just novelty.
So I have to get him a gift.
And I a I don't know.
I'm insensitive and I don't know what to do.