Mary Lynn Rajskub + Harland Williams (Carolla Classics)

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Giovanni 0:15
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to hear any of the full episodes played today, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub-stack, adamcorolla.substack.com. There you'll gain access to the full archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast, Beat It Out. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. Now, we can play everything in this feed from The Adam Corolla Show, all almost 4,200 episodes, original episodes. We can't play anything from the Loveline Days or from the KLSX Adam Carolla Show, which ran from January of 2006 through February of 2009.
Giovanni 0:53
715 episodes. So if you're writing in to request those clips, we can't play them. I have been restoring both of those archives for decades now. If you want to check out my work, patreon.com slash Giovanni. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1713 from 2015, featuring Marilyn Ricecup, Joe Coy, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop. Check it out.
Adam Carolla 1:18
Good day, Gina Grad.
Giovanni 1:19
Good day to you.
Adam Carolla 1:19
And Bald Brian. Extra hairy pussy. Had to make sure that got in from yesterday. Marilyn Rice Cub is here. Oh, it's been a while. You know her from 24 mostly, but then everywhere. And movies and TV and arcs and everything. And not Noah's type, but guest arcs.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 1:38
I like the face you're making when you're trying to.
Adam Carolla 1:40
That's how I feel. I close my eyes and think.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 1:41
It hurts a little bit.
Adam Carolla 1:42
I'm looking. Your career hurts a little bit. It hurts me. No, you know, I was thinking, it's not fair, but I always said... Like, you know how Katy Perry looks like she's thinking about something dumb at all times? Mary Lynn looks like she's thinking about something deep.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 1:57
Yes.
Adam Carolla 2:00
A lot of pressure.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 2:02
It's a lot, you guys. I'm thinking about getting electroshock therapy. I haven't really looked into it, but either that or Botox. I'm not sure.
Adam Carolla 2:12
I think you can do them both. I think if the clinic's not in the other clinic, it's next door.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 2:18
Like a Pizza Hut, Starbucks combo?
Adam Carolla 2:21
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 2:24
But maybe with the electroshock therapy, it would kill two birds with one stone because I would just get the benefits of the Botox of having no expression. I don't know. I haven't really looked into it, but we'll see.
Adam Carolla 2:38
Wish me luck. My brows are about to be done, which I hate to say, but... Do you get waxing? Yes. I'm thrilled to see you, by the way. It has to be done. Otherwise, my forehead and my eyebrow will connect. And then my two eyebrows. Everything in my body is trying to merge.
Joe Koy 2:58
Like Pangea.
Adam Carolla 2:59
What it is, is my ankle hair is trying to make it... Like Pangea. Thank you. Trying to make it in my ass.
Joe Koy 3:04
Right, yeah.
Adam Carolla 3:05
My ass is trying to meet the back of my neck.
Joe Koy 3:07
It's so hot.
Adam Carolla 3:08
My two eyebrows are trying to become one, and then my brows are trying to meet my temples, hair-wise. Oh, and my ears, I think, are trying to get to my sideburns.
Giovanni 3:17
Marilyn, this is called the hard sell.
Joe Koy 3:19
It's working. I'm getting worked up. Do you do DIY? You do it yourself?
Adam Carolla 3:24
I pluck out the middle part every once in a while to do it myself, but I can't do the wax part.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 3:32
Like the in-between, a few strays before it gets too crazy?
Adam Carolla 3:35
A few strays, but then I always give the same answer to the Eastern European woman who wants to know, what shape do you want your eyebrows in? And I always go, make it look like I'm interested. That's my only answer to her, which never cracks her up.
Mary Lynn Rajskub 3:49
Do you get the under here, too?
Adam Carolla 3:51
I don't want to go like full Jersey Shore.

What are the highlights of Mary Lynn Rajskub's career?

Mary Lynn Rajskub 3:54
Right.
Adam Carolla 3:54
You know, I tell them just do the one up the top. I make it easy. I make it easy for them because my my decree is make it look like I didn't like we've never met.
Joe Koy 4:03
Sure. Of course. That's my dude. Yeah.
Adam Carolla 4:06
As a dude.
Joe Koy 4:06
I always say make them look pornier. And if they don't know what I'm talking about, I go to another eyebrow lady.
Adam Carolla 4:12
Sweet.
Joe Koy 4:13
A real high arch. Yeah. That sounds old school, like horny, super like kind of perfect.

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