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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to hear any of the full episodes played today, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub-stack, adamcorolla.substack.com.
There you'll gain access to the full archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast, Beat It Out. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. Now, we can play everything in this feed from The Adam Corolla Show, all almost 4,200 episodes, original episodes.
We can't play anything from the Loveline Days or from the KLSX Adam Carolla Show, which ran from January of 2006 through February of 2009. 715 episodes. So if you're writing in to request those clips, we can't play them. I have been restoring both of those archives for decades now. If you want to check out my work, patreon.com slash Giovanni. All right, let's get to the clips.
Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1713 from 2015, featuring Marilyn Ricecup, Joe Coy, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop. Check it out.
Good day, Gina Grad.
Good day to you.
And Bald Brian. Extra hairy pussy. Had to make sure that got in from yesterday. Marilyn Rice Cub is here. Oh, it's been a while. You know her from 24 mostly, but then everywhere. And movies and TV and arcs and everything. And not Noah's type, but guest arcs.
I like the face you're making when you're trying to.
That's how I feel. I close my eyes and think.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Mary Lynn Rajskub's career?
Right.
You know, I tell them just do the one up the top. I make it easy. I make it easy for them because my my decree is make it look like I didn't like we've never met.
Sure. Of course. That's my dude. Yeah.
As a dude.
I always say make them look pornier. And if they don't know what I'm talking about, I go to another eyebrow lady.
Sweet.
A real high arch. Yeah. That sounds old school, like horny, super like kind of perfect. Now, I think to me, it just means like that high arch and that if they don't get it, then then I go somewhere else.
Well, I just tell them Agnes Moorhead. And if they don't know what I mean, Endora from The Witch.
Interesting. The guy wants to kind of look interested and the girl wants to just look like, oh. Exactly. Anytime you meet someone, you're just in the middle of taking it. You get me. You totally get it.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts engage with their audience?
Because it's very sharp.
Bob Nelson, who wrote the movie Nebraska. Did you see that movie?
Oh, yeah. So good. Yeah. Very good with the dialogue.
Yeah.
And a lot of jokes that aren't jokes. They're just dialogue that fit perfectly within the actual body of the piece, but it's very funny.
What about Chris Parnell, my on-screen husband?
Parnell's great, too.
The best, right?
You guys, I'll tell you, Gary pulled a 60-second clip. Gary, which clip did you pull?
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Chapter 4: What emotional message did the artist share on social media?
According to an emotional message.
Pope speed that she posted.
She posted on Facebook, blasting her family, blaming them for her suicide attempt. The note that she posted alleges appalling cruelty on the part of her husband, her children and even her son's girlfriend.
And she says it all started when Cammy into the mix. That's right. I'm pretty close with the family. That's pretty amazing.
Well, it says it all started when she had a hysterectomy in August. In the letter, O'Connor expressed anger over being cut off from some of her children. It's quite rambling and sort of inside, so I couldn't get a lot of the details. Now, she has four kids ranging in age from 9 to 28. currently married to a man named Barry Harrod. She's a therapist.
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Chapter 5: How do personal struggles influence an artist's creativity?
She met online, I think married in Vegas. Oh, what? That's the trifecta. That's the news right there. This ain't going to last. And she has, I think the kids have different fathers, and at least one of them won't let her see one of them, and she just lost it.
Well, this is why we're going to have a never-ending supply of athletes to make fun of who are freaking out, and singers. Or freaking out versus like celloists who do this because the voice is a gift. Yeah, it really is. Like my daughter can sing. My son can't. There's nothing anyone can do about it. I can't sing. My wife can't sing. It's like you just you can sing or you can't sing.
Then I have this gift, meaning this this instrument, this voice meets shitty childhood now means I got shit to sing about. I'm going to Alanis Morissette on your ass. I'm pissed off. So crappy childhood meets great instrument and voice means I got songs.
Equals artist.
I got artists. I got artists here. Then meets 23 years old and good looking. Now we're on a roll. But at some point, some of those things are going to start to come unravel. And that's what we're going to see probably with her. Also, there are little indicators, like I'm going on Saturday Night Live and tearing a picture of the Pope up and stuff like that. You know what?
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of public outrage over artistic expression?
By the way, when anyone ever does that, like whether it's the Pope or Exxon or whatever it is, or Big Pharma, just picture their stepdad. where that picture is. That'll be a much more accurate portrayal of what's going on in their head.
Well, and I'm not Catholic, and maybe I'm just out of line here, but I never really understood the big deal with that. Is that a huge deal, ready for public outcry with the picture? It's a picture. I agree, but now... I can't think of anyone I would be so into that I'd be like, how dare you rip up a picture.
I think it's a bigger problem in Latin America and parts of Europe.
Okay.
No, and it's not. Godless America.
That's the whole point.
You draw a cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad and places are getting shot up and burned down. You tear a picture of the Pope in half on TV. And there's this part where, oh, yeah, there's quite an outcry. Yeah, but she wasn't shot on her way to the town car that night. And she she's alive today. She lived long enough to go batshit crazy.
I mean, it's like there are plenty of, oh, what about Jesus and urine? And what about you defecating in the Pope's hat and all that kind of stuff? It's like, right. But that person's alive. Yeah. We didn't go to his workplace and shoot him up. They're all alive. There's plenty of outrage, but not a lot of living it out.
Yes.
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Chapter 7: What are the risks associated with racing open cockpit cars?
I don't know if I brought that up on the show.
Oh, is that that hugely shiny giant thing over there?
The one that's sitting behind me? Yes. Yes, hello. My name is Graham Wellington. Yes. I was getting ready to go get into my race car at Laguna Seca that I'd never driven in before, and it's an open cockpit car with not a ton of protection, and I was a little bit nervous about getting into the car, and as a matter of fact, I was pitting with a guy named John Morton who... Yes, hello.
My name is Graham John Morton rolled a scarab, a convertible scarab last year in a violent crash. People thought he was dead kind of a thing. And I was sort of having these thoughts. And as I was getting ready to get in the car, I was walking underneath a ladder that came down to go up to the top observation deck of the 18 wheeler I was on. And I thought, shoot.
Maybe you should walk under that ladder right before you climb in your fire suit. And then I thought, fuck it. If you stop and go around, that's going to cause the accident. And then I thought, what the fuck are you doing?
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Chapter 8: What alternative funeral options are discussed?
And I walked under it again. But, yeah, there's that kind of stuff. And you don't think about it, but you think about it before you climb into an airplane or before you climb into a car or before you fill in the blank.
Before you scratch a lottery ticket.
I would say the lion's share of guys who jump motorcycles, like your Evel Knievel-style daredevil guys, you open their leathers, and you'll find a cross hanging around their neck. A little something to rub before you rev the throttle and let out the clutch. Right. All right.
A Florida funeral home has debuted a new alternative to cremation known as the Resumator.
Hold on. Do you have can you guys find John Morton? I don't know if it's up there. Can you find John Morton's crash at Laguna Seca last year? It was up, and then they pulled it off, but it was fucking violent. The guy's like 65. It's amazing that the guy's alive. And he had no roll bar. He had just one skinny bar that bent over. Sorry.
Go ahead.
Smush bar. Crematory.
This is a resumator. It's a more ecological salute. It's an alternative to cremation so that your final carbon footprint can be teeny weeny.
They put you in a dumpster. With a rabid raccoon and they just fucking take you apart piece by piece.
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