Adam Carolla

What's going on?

I don't know if he has any.

Thank you, Will.

Tell your imaginary friend.

Go ahead, Will.

Oh, Joan and Jim Kimmel.

Well, a couple things.

First off, as I always said, when I met Jimmy, you know, I have this thing.

I'm one of these guys who my family is so fractured and so out of it and so fucking...

Dead inside.

When I hear people do that thing where they give their kids nine middle names, it makes me fucking violently angry because I have no middle name.

And also, even the junior thing pisses me off because my dad would never think about that.

Why would I name my kid after me?

It's slightly pompous, but it also shows some thought like I want my name to carry on through.

You know, there's a lot of things you do in life that are sort of pompous and egotistical.

But for I mean, look, you can build a library and put your name on it.

And it may be an egotistical, narcissistic move to do.

But meanwhile, there's a lot of hobos who got a place to sleep now.

But either way, when I met Jimmy, I didn't know his dad's name.

I didn't know the whole situation.