Adam Carolla

So one day I laid into him on this junior bullshit.

Because I knew his kid, Kevin, wasn't a junior.

And I did the whole fucking junior bullshit.

And then he gave me the, I'm a junior.

And then I had to go, oh, yeah, not you.

I mean, not when you're named Jim.

You know, my dad's a Jim.

And if I'd been a Jim, that would have been cool.

And then...

I gave him the whole my buddy Ray with his brother Rich and Rob and Rob, Rich and Ronnie and Ray and how just fucking retarded that was.

And as I've told you before, he said, I'll tell that to my brother John and my sister Jill and my mom Joan.

And I said, oh, yeah, that's uncomfortable as well.

So two very uncomfortable name based discussions with Jimmy very early on.

How the fuck was I supposed to know he had one of those goofy families where one picked out a first letter like the goddamn Kardashians?

They've taken it to a new level, though, because they actually take Chloe and start it with a K. You know, now all bets are fucking off.

Right.

to just start Charlie with a K while you're at it.

Either way, his parents, much better than mine, I see them for Father's Day, and I see them at all the events, the Feast of San Gennaro and all that kind of stuff, and as fucking fantastic as his parents are, it always reminds me of what losers my parents are when I have to see this guy's parents.

And what a weird contrast that I got hooked up with Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy Kimmel, his two things in life are playing Scrabble