Adam Carolla

I don't know shit about being a parent other than that I have to provide.

Set a good example because they're watching.

They're watching real close, like you said.

That's really what I learned the most from my dad.

My dad...

wasn't around a lot either.

But when he was, I saw the way he treated people.

I saw that he was doing everything he could to provide.

He was doing all these things.

And that's what I learned the most from.

And I know that my kid is watching me closely, too.

Well, I don't know that they're watching consciously, but they're absorbing.

Like when, you know, like if you went out, they're not having luck finding pictures of Trump at soccer games pre-present.

I'd say good luck.

You can find him in a Knicks game, and you can find him in a Giants game, and you can find him in a Patriots game, but you ain't going to find him in a soccer game.

You'll see him at UFC 250.

And you'll see him in all the UFC fights, too.

So, like, if your son is with you, they're observing, but in a way that's just sort of on a cellular level.

Like, they're just kind of taking you in, you know?

And if you go to the store and...