Adam Carolla

Then there's a light beer commercial, or actually a Kotex commercial, and then a light Kotex commercial for light days, for spotting days.

And then they come back, and she's like, yeah, I really see myself falling for Rick.

It's like, huh?

There's a new dude?

So then the third dude rolls into town.

But the third dude isn't going to bang her or roll around on the beach with her.

He's got some news.

He wants to get back together with his ex-girlfriend in Chicago.

And there's this great thing where she's just sitting there, teary-eyed.

She's like, what am I supposed to do now?

And it's like, how about you suck off one of the other two dudes you were just fucking?

And now what?

Now what am I supposed to... Oh, you're only down to two guys now.

Woo!

That's traveling light.

Like, it's the weirdest thing in the world.

First off, you're going to dump two of the three guys anyway.

Number two, you're down to two dudes.

You just got done having... I mean, look, I don't know if she's having intercourse with these guys.

She's making out, rolling around on the beach.