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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
I founded Ornot in 2013. I think the best thing about Shopify is that we can practice business without technical skills.
Chapter 2: How does Shopify enable non-technical business practices?
We can manage the company's background and front-end and sell online. If Shopify was a bicycle equipment, it would be a bicycle itself. That way things are handled and our business is handled in Shopify. Start a free trial at shopify.com.
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show.
If you'd like to access the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, as well as the archives of The Adam Dr. Drew Show, and the new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcarolla.com. We can only play material from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show podcast.
We cannot play any of the material that aired from 2006 to 2009 on KLSX, nor can we play anything from Love Line. If you have any questions or want more information about those shows, I remastered them as well. Please check out my Patreon, patreon.com slash Giovanni. All right, let's get to the clips.
Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 366, featuring Dr. Bruce, Dr. Spaz himself, Larry Miller, Teresa Strasser, and Brian Bishop from 2010.
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At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place. Pluto TV! Then I heard a voice.
Come with me if you want to live.
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Chapter 3: What are the key elements of podcasting discussed?
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I don't know why, but this fucking business, it's such a pain in the ass, this business. And we can ask Dr. Bruce when he comes in here, and we'll ask him about methadone, because this is going to get to one of the issues, or at least have a question about it. My publicist, Lynn and Alex, have been bugging me. You know how the gays nag? They get a lot of stuff. They get a lot of free stuff.
Right. Hmm. Wait a minute. AIDS is free.
That's true, but then it becomes costly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you're on. That's wrong. That's wrong. But the point is they get a lot of free stuff.
You're talking about swag.
They do a lot of bugging. They go like, when are you going to do this? When are you going to do this? When are you going to do this? I was getting this email like every three hours. MTV Online wants you to do it. You know when Prince basically announced a few weeks ago that the internet was... Over.
Over.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to discussing Mel Gibson?
I'm sure they're all the fucking, all the A-listers, all the big fucking names. The other thing I must mention is... Leo Laporte made a crack joke. I was watching some... T, you'd be pissed about this too, right? It gets me pissed when people don't get the joke and then accuse you of crossing the line, which happens almost all the fucking time.
Yeah, sometimes I really appreciate editing. As a newspaper writer, somebody catches a spelling error or some sort of mistake that would have made me look stupid, and I appreciate that. But when someone just changes something... Mm-hmm. Because they have a tin ear.
Right.
It's very bothersome.
Thank you. All right. Now, next. I was watching me some Bachelorette the other night. Even I don't watch that one. I know. I do, though. I do. I have to. They're in Tahiti. It's so romantic. But it was this great sequence of events because last night was the big night where one of the dudes pulled out. Okay. Literally just dropped a batch right on her tits.
Oh.
No.
Because he didn't want to get her pregnant?
No, he pulled out of the competition. He was in the final three. Ooh. Right? Made it that far. He's in the final three and he pulls up lame. So what happens, which is awesome, is they're in Tahiti, right? And she's in her little hut that's over the water. And it's beautiful. And it's, of course, the most romantic thing in the world.
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Chapter 5: What concerns do parents have about children's allergies?
Do you see a lot of kids having nuts?
No, naughty parents, naughty pussy parents turning their kids into hypochondriac pussies. Of course. Of course.
Everybody doing it to their kids. Bruce was telling me that the peanut is a perfect... It's the perfect choking mechanism. For like a little kid.
Chapter 6: How does humor play into discussions about health and safety?
Yeah.
Take a... Swallow that peanut hole and you're going to have to... Peanut butter too.
Peanut butter is a chokeable substance because you mix it with the bread, it gets... Yeah.
Just plug up that... You know, there's a great SNL skit where it was Irvin Mainway, I think, and Mrs. Face and it was like a consumer beat. Yeah. And he made like... He made Halloween costumes. That's one of our better sellers, Mrs. Face. That's called Johnny Invisible Pedestrian. And there was like, he had amusement parks.
It was a black cloth.
It was very funny, but at the end, She'd lay into him and go, Mr. Mainway, this is nothing but a sack filled with broken glass, you know, blah, blah, blah. And he'd go, you know what, Mrs. Face? You'd think this is dangerous, but let's face it. You could die in any number of ways. I could be driving my car and roll the window down and my tie blows up in my face and I choke.
And he starts choking on his tie. That's what I feel like we're turning into as a society. The peanut could choke him. The peanut butter could stick to the roof of his mouth and then his tongue could cleave to it.
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Chapter 7: What are the dynamics of the new show featuring Dr. Bruce?
He could cut off his own air pipe. Yes, yes, yes, except for the part where nothing ever happens and we're all fucking fine. We're just turning into big fat pussies. Al Qaeda's right.
No, you know what is going to happen? From what I understand, a new show. Here on the Ace Broadcast Network.
With who?
Dr. Bruce. Is this true?
Bruce got a show?
Well, probably you'll just talk during most of it and he'll sit there.
I wouldn't say I have a show.
With his studies. Ashamed.
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Chapter 8: What insights does Dr. Bruce share about health trends?
Part of a show. Well, what's the name of the show going to be? Well, you had the idea. I told it was too long and too lame.
What was your idea?
I've had anal sex and I passed out.
I like it. Yeah. It's good.
Looks good on the marquee, doesn't it?
I hate that drop. How can I destroy that forever?
I can picture the graphic now.
Whoa.
So what happened? You had anal sex, and then what happened?
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