Bald Bryan (Carolla Classics)
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What health update is given for Brian Bishop at the start of the episode?
Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host Super Fan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to gain access to the ad-free archives of the Adam Corolla Show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcurlo.substack.com. Sign up, listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us classics at adamcurlo.com. Alright, let's get to the clips. So as announced yesterday, uh Christy shared the unfortunate update that uh Brian took a turn for the worst while getting treatment. It seemed like he was gonna come out of this one again, and uh he's now non-responsive.
We're gonna continue to highlight some of the best moments in the evolution of Brian throughout the history of the Adam Corolla Show podcast. Coming up first today we have Adam Corolla Show two twenty five. This one's just Adam and Brian. Brian giving an update on his life and his health. Hope you guys enjoy.
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And we're doing another day and date show. It is the sixteenth of December, in case you thought I was a liar. Bald Brian sitting in. Well, Bald Brian usually sits in, but this time he's sitting in with the news.
Yeah, I'll be getting it on for two today.
Yeah. That's right. Teresa Strasser is uh I don't know where, but uh wherever it is, it's somewhere that's important. She's at a better place. She's at a better place. Yeah. So uh So Brian, now Brian, how are you feeling? Feeling good.
Feeling good doing ther therapy four days a week and chugging right along, it's getting better a little bit every day. Uh you know, it's not a dramatic improvement from day to day, but it's a little better every day.
Your speech has improved at least f sixty percent.
Good. That's really good news. I can tell because people ask me what a lot less. They get that sort of uh glazed over look and they kinda like nod like uh uh they don't do that as much.
I do the two watts. Two watts is my limit, and then the third thing comes in the form of a laugh and a point. Sure. So if I talk to some uh somebody I can't understand, whether it's a language you know, in LA, you pretty much have Well, in LA it's an issue because um you have people that don't speak English and they they abound. Uh and you know, here's the whole thing. If you don't believe me, uh come out to Los Angeles. Oh, do it from the safety and comfort of your own home. Uh just dial a eight one eight prefix or a two one three pre prefix and see what crazy language answers the phone. That but I as I've said many times, that's one of the indicators it's time to move. When the last six times you've re-dialed or misdialed, you've gotten somebody who you couldn't understand on the other s the other end of it.
It's usually decent uh it's about time to head to Oregon. Um So what I do now LA LA has crazy LA has tons of Mexicans. Right. And then they just have tons of crazy nationalities. Yeah,
and they have the pockets.
Yeah, like the the the I mean, I think Donnie, check on this, but I think that you can probably take the driver's test in Los Angeles in like a hundred and sixty five languages. Oh
yeah, right. Which
Which is another another good sign. I know I sound like a xenophobic here. Yeah, when you go to a new town, when you're looking for a new town to move in, just walk in and go, um, how many languages do you do your your driver's test in? And if they go English, oh, in German, you go, All right, I'm setting up shop here. Because not only is it just two languages, but uh one of them kicks ass on the road.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What health update is given for Brian Bishop at the start of the episode?
0:15–21:58
2
How does the conversation shift to discussing driver’s‑license tests in multiple languages?
21:58–29:34
3
What do the hosts say about the Golden Globe nominations and upcoming award shows?
29:34–1:27:20
4
Why does Bryan Bishop criticize Bob Dylan and prefer John Hiatt?
1:27:20–1:34:05
5
What is the unicycle music‑video project and why is Mom reluctant to help?
1:34:05–2:04:14
6
How did the Sex and the City premiere turn into a wild group experience?
2:04:14–2:38:35
7
What legal challenges surround bestiality laws in Florida?
2:38:35–3:10:12
8
Why do the hosts debate cover bands and music licensing?
3:10:12–3:50:51
Speakers
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