Doug Benson + Chris Hardwick (Carolla Classics)
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What is the opening intro and premise of the Corolla Classics episode?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host Super Fan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to gain access to the ad-free archives, the Adam Corolla Show, the Admin Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Feed It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcurlo.substack.com. Sign up, listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us classics at adamcurlo.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up first today, we have Adam Curla Show for. 509, an oldie but a goodie. This is a live show with Doug Benson that we've never played before in Corolla Classics, along with Brian Bishop and Alison Rosen from 2011, February of 2011.
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Thank you. Uh so here's what we're gonna do tonight. I'm gonna talk for a couple of few Oh, Doug Benson's already here. Good to see you, Doug. Huge fans, evidently. That's right. You're gonna convert this whole room into Doug Benson fans. That's right. Oh yeah, it's yeah, smoke some spleaf. That's right. Prep for the show. Uh I'll bring Doug Benson out here. We'll do a totally topical TiVo trivia right in front of you and you can see just how fast you can the great thing about Bald Bryan is because he's bald you can see what he's thinking. So you can actually see how fast he comes up with the answers to these movies and uh We should probably open it up. You could probably uh play along if you if you get drunk enough and want to shout something out.
So I'll bring uh the crew out, we'll do the news, we'll do Doug Pence, and we'll do the Ti-Vo trivia, and uh then we'll end up with a little uh this week in Rage uh lifestyle. Uncensored. Um First, uh started uh started early this morning. Had to be on the uh KTLA lot at uh eight thirty this morning and uh I don't know if you guys heard me bitch about the folks that run the uh arm. By the way, you're in a you work in a photo mat essentially with a wall-mounted air conditioner and you're essentially in charge of a piece of one by six that's nine feet long. That's that's what you own. But there's a switch attached to that. You either flip it up or down and you control the universe according to you. And uh so I pulled up and I said, I'm doing the uh KTLA morning show and they said uh what's your name?
And uh I said George Clooney and they said It's uh Adam Carolin, they do that thing where they go Nah and it's like look at least a pretend first off, all these guys read at a fifth grader level, so by the way, how I I mean I I wanna see some finger dragging, goddammit, but it's like uh no not on the list. And I don't know what the fantasy is at that point. I'm gonna go, uh, you got me. And then go drive back up the hill and go home and beat off and go to bed. Like, I'm supposed to do the fucking show. What do you want me to say to you? So you go, could you check again? And they go, Oh man, now all of a sudden, oh the humanity. And by the way, this is your job. Your job is to sit in this photo mat and c move that.
stick up and down. I love that do you love people who have gigs where when you come in and ask them for something, it's like you kicked open the door of and they're in the shower and they're like, what the fuck? It's Sunday at noon, what are you doing in my home? You're at work, bitch. I'm trying to get onto the fucking lot. By the way, you don't own the lot. We give you nine dollars an hour to look at it. Do you understand? And then uh so she does the uh Who You Here to See? I always love that one. Uh Who You Here to See? I don't know anyone who works for the KTLA morning show.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening intro and premise of the Corolla Classics episode?
0:15–28:15
2
How does the conversation shift to the Kardashian news segment?
28:15–56:59
3
Why does the show jump into the bizarre breast‑milk ice‑cream discussion?
56:59–1:08:56
4
What happened when the landlord discovered the rabbits, cats, and slot‑car set?
1:08:56–1:48:45
5
How did the show transition into the news segment about Ralphie May and upcoming live dates?
1:48:45–2:09:10
6
How does the episode launch the ‘Boyfriend Bracket’ dating tournament?
2:09:10–2:19:45
7
How do the hosts decide the winner of the final dating bracket?
2:19:45–3:00:14
8
What announcements and upcoming live shows are shared before the outro?
3:00:14–3:30:47
Speakers
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