Adam Carolla

They couldn't do that.

I mean, certainly Conan's camp would be savvy enough to prevent that from happening.

So...

His take was that – I don't know.

Again, it's one guy, one rich millionaire arguing with another rich millionaire.

I mean I can only get so invested, pardon the pun, into this drama.

The thing that is interesting is –

We grew up watching Johnny Carson.

You were part of the dog pound when Arsenio hit his zenith.

Yes, I was.

But the point is, I grew up listening to Johnny Carson tell Zsa Zsa Gabor slap-a-cop stories.

Mm-hmm.

Or, you know, talking about celebrity, you know, you pick the celebrity of the time.

Plenty of fat Orson Welles jokes.

I mean, Johnny Carson must have told like 200,000 fat Orson Welles jokes.

I'm sure it must have been great for one of the greatest director, actor, whatever's of all time.

The last six years of his life just to hear Johnny Carson make fat jokes about him and then die.

And and have to be buried in a mobile home, you know.

But the point is, it was just fat Orson Welles jokes and Zsa Zsa Gabor jokes and go to the sloss and cut off and cut off your sloss and jokes.

Now, late night for the first time ever is really having to make jokes about their own.