Adam Carolla

Leno is forced to make Letterman infidelity jokes.

Well, he is the blackest Mexican you'll ever meet.

I mean, I think that goes without saying.

But also, yeah, that was a great job.

I watched the show.

And the point is, is for the first time ever...

Late night, whether it be the Letterman scandal or whether it be this whole new hubbub now with Conan and Jay and the shakeup and all that stuff, or just the shakeup that happened six, seven months ago when they were making the first switch, are forced to go out.

I mean, Letterman is forced to go out and in his monologue discuss him fucking around on his wife.

As is Jimmy and Leno and whoever.

And now Leno is forced to go out in his monologue and discuss moving to 1130.

I mean, could you imagine Johnny Carson coming out and talking about himself?

But also, as I was saying to James Babydoll Dixon today, I said, but what are you supposed to do?

I mean, if...

If the only news story of the day is Letterman and Letterman cheating and you're Leno or Kimmel or whoever, you have to address it because if you don't address it, you're ignoring the number one news story of the day or that.

I'm a fan of the Jayster.

Jimmy, I'm friends with Jay.

I have a automotive.

I can't.

You know what Jay and I are like?

We're like two guys who like the same fetish porn who end up bumping into each other at the same German novelty shop that sells the fetish porn all the time.