Adam Carolla

He likes when the Asians get bound with zip ties and urinated on, and that's my thing, too.

And so we started showing up at the adult bookstore and bumping into each other in the same aisle.

Whereas Jimmy may have been.

Yeah, and we don't go.

I don't go to his house.

He doesn't come to my house.

We just see each other at the adult bookstore, watch the Asian chick with the zip ties on her ankles getting whizzed on by the German guy, and then go our separate way.

Oh, beat off and go our separate ways.

Denim shirt.

Denim jeans, obviously.

The black sort of mechanic shoes.

Yeah.

They're weird, just smooth, probably steel toe, steel shank, and an oil-resistant sole.

I remember when I was buying shoes, I'd be, you know, I remember as a kid going to, like, Sears, you know, buying shoes.

There'd be the work boot section.

Oil-resistant sole and big leather letters.

And I'd think to myself...

What what is the problem?

Are people are standing around in pools of oil all day?

I mean, what is going what is the problem?