Adam Carolla

How much oil seeps?

Are we talking about canola oil, peanut oil?

What oil are we talking about and why is this such a selling point?

But, yeah, he wears the same black, smooth black.

They're the low boy mechanic shoes, the shoes you would see at the transmission shop.

With the denim jeans and the denim and the belt and the denim shirt is always tucked in and the sleeves are usually down, but he rolls them up when it's time to go to work, which is a sort of symbolic movement.

It's sort of like the turning the hat backwards when the sniper gets the clear shot.

Yeah.

And he's smart, and that's all he wears because I've made the mistake.

See, here's what you want to do in life.

You either want to go the Leno, and I claim it's further, obviously, than the shirt.

I say he has a denim thermos he drinks out of.

He uses denim contact lenses.

His teeth, his fillings have denim in them.

He eats a denim sandwich out of a denim lunch pail and uses a denim condom when he makes love to a strange woman.

I say that everything is denim in his life.

But...

If he ever needed like heart valve replacement surgery, they'd have to use a denim valve.

But here's the mistake.

Here's what you want to do.