Adam Carolla

You either want to be like Jay Leno or you want to be like a sane person and wear a new shirt every day.

What you don't want to be is me and get caught in between.

I wear the same shirt three days in a row.

The point is, you wear a new shirt every day.

That's right.

Jay never wears a new shirt, or we don't know whether he wears a new shirt or not.

It's like a guy who works at Derwienerschnitzel.

You don't go in and go, hey, you're wearing the same smock you were wearing two weeks ago.

Yeah, that's my uniform.

I put it on when I come.

You don't do it with cops or fast food workers.

You know what I'm saying?

So nobody knows if the cop has worn that same blue shirt six days in a row or he wears a fresh one every day.

Either way, smart to have a uniform or go your route, go the sane route,

use a new shirt every day.

Don't do what I do, which is have a three or four day run with one shirt and then wear it on the podcast and have it show up in the pictures and have people go, hey, you know, get on the internet and go, we saw you in that same goddamn shirt three podcasts in a row now.

What the fuck?

So don't do what I do.

Yeah, I remember when my grandfather...

First brought home the Velcro strapped shoes.