Adam Carolla

Now the kids ironically dig that.

Yeah.

And by the way, in terms of a time saver, three tenths of a second.

I mean, because you still have to undo the Velcro and there's still two straps.

And it's really just it's the bending over and putting your hands down there.

See, slippers are the ultimate time saver because you kick them on and you kick them off.

But if you have to get down there and muss with the Velcro, then you're in.

That's 90% of the battle.

Well, here's what I would say.

Yes, it's sad to see the old guys in the weird nurse shoes that have that creepy beige color.

I don't know why.

Flesh color works great on human beings, but on everything else, it's horrible.

Remember when the guys would have the huge cell phones that were flesh colored or the computers?

electronics, equipment.

It's horrible on shoes.

It's horrible on a car.

Forget about it.

It's ironic that it's, you know, it worked beautifully on Heidi Klum.

It's the greatest color ever on a woman, but it's horrible on everything else.

Now you have the flesh-colored shoes.