Adam Carolla

gear shoes rather than the 20, 30, 40, whatever for the Nikes.

So sometimes you'll see the guy.

It's the same way you see homeless guys once in a while wearing those shoes.

You know what I mean?

I agree.

Yes, he should... Well, all midgets should just dress like Lilliputians or Pusians or extras from Wizard of Oz or something.

They should have a crazy clownish outfit.

Or just dress like something crazy like traffic cones or something, where if they stopped, you wouldn't know.

And then they'd get up and move again.

It'd be funny that way.

Well...

You know, I was thinking about, I wasn't thinking about until you brought it up, but Duvall and, you know, all those wartime movies, even MASH, when they'd go like, I could get you a case of good scotch, you know, if you patch up my boy right.

Or I could get us steaks or I could get us cartons of cigarettes.

I have a connection.

You know what they never show?

They never show the hardworking platoon who's eating beans out of a can now because asshole guy took the steaks and took the good scotch.

Yeah.

I mean, let's face it.

There's not a finite amount of steaks and scotch.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be a commodity.