Adam Carolla

What about the poor hardworking guys are on the fucking front line who are just eating shit on a shingle another 10 nights in a row now because asshole general bought over the cigars and the steaks and the good scotch, you know?

And somehow there's always a connection without ever a follow-up, you know?

I could get you a case of 20-year-old scotch if you do it right.

No one ever goes, huh?

Where?

Who do you know?

I know that guy.

He doesn't have any scotch.

I don't know how that works.

I really think that's the just guy who's never...

been in country and never enlisted.

Let's face it, all the guys who write about this stuff have never so much as gotten to a wrestling match with a, you know, a seventh grader.

So they don't know anything about combat.

I think they just imagine a world where there's a bunch of cases of Cuddy Sark somewhere that could be traded.

I think we have phone calls, by the way.

Let's...

We've got a lot of good ones up there.

I'll just start at the top.

Yeah.

Really one of my favorite shows.