Adam Carolla
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Because I knew if I was getting to one and I'm still standing up there, I might not go.
So I just went.
Awesome.
Awesome.
All right.
We got one more.
Yeah.
Well, you wanted to talk about the California Public Utilities Commission.
Yes.
Basically, the framework encourages in some sectors pressures large regulated utilities and public entities to award 1.5 percent of their annual contracting expenditures to state certified LGBT owned businesses.
It made me realize how do you get certified as gay.
I told you about the gay games and about how you could vet that by just walking in front of all the contestants and pull your wang out and you'll start sucking it just to try to stop people from gaming the system.
I had a thought about a book that Dr. Drew and I wrote 28 years ago that I haven't thought about it a million years, but I had a gay aptitude test in it.
It was pretty involved because it had a number system and you'd have to add up all the numbers.
It wasn't give yourself a point.
It was like give yourself a point for every blah, blah, blah.
It was pretty well thought out and documented, but it would take too long to get into it right now.
So I think I'm going to take this story and...
get into it maybe early in tomorrow's show, but I did... There's one thing that drove me nuts, and this is... I would say this is my life in a nutshell, and I haven't had this thought in a million years, and I like to complain about general incompetency of people, those around you.
I read this book when they gave it to me, and one of the...