Adam Carolla

Just to get sucked off in the bathroom.

Hey, that's why they have those seats that face each other.

Oh, I never thought about it.

The point is in the air.

So here's my rule.

First off, no, you have not trumped.

Fiesta mix.

Because fiesta mix is a bouillon cube, some salt, and some sand that just got mashed together.

Oh, and one saltine cracker that somebody just pummeled, just punched the shit out of and put into a bag.

Yeah.

It's just a salty, it's nothing but sodium and, you know, brown dye number seven.

By the way, no one has ever announced this Fiesta mix is stale or gone bad because it's never gone good.

There's no place to go bad from.

It needs no companionship.

Don't even go there.

I've never even said that in my life.

But look.

It's a bunch of shit that tastes bad on its own, covered in a super dusty, salty mess that just tastes like fucking gravel.

And it's like getting a handful of diatomaceous earth and putting it into your mouth.

But not only is it horrible tasting, it's got to be horrible for you because it's nothing but sodium and carbohydrates.