Adam Carolla

One of the gay aptitude tests, and there's a lesbian aptitude test.

I think on the lesbian aptitude test, I said, just going off of memory, we'll get into it tomorrow, but I said,

If you drive a pickup truck, this is lesbian.

I said, if you drive a pickup truck, give yourself a point.

If you drive a pickup truck and that pickup truck has a lumber rack on it, give yourself three points or some version of that.

And they gave me this book to proofread before it went to print.

And when they gave it to me, the lumber rack said lumbar rack, like lower lumbar, like a seat, right?

And then I talked to the editor and I said, there's no such thing as a lumbar rack.

That doesn't exist.

Well, we didn't know what a lumbar rack was or something.

I go, this is New York.

I go, it's a lumber rack.

It's a rack on top of a pickup truck.

The guy's putting lumber on it.

You drive along the freeway, you see it all the time.

But it's not lumbar rack.

Lumbar rack doesn't mean anything.

It would be confusing if you were taking a test.

Give yourself a point for that, a lumbar rack.

You invented something.