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Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

It was a big slowdown on the freeway and a big kerfuffle, and where's all the traffic coming from?

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

And in the left lane, not the Diamond Lane, but the left lane, the one closest to the Diamond Lane, were two people โ€“

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Like middle-aged blonde woman just standing outside of her car with a car that had no apparent damage.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

And I know you guys have heard this one before, but I want to paint a little example that will probably help bring it home, Los Angelinos.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Of course, the sign says โ€“ the light-up freeway sign says slow for the cone zone or whatever, some nonsense on it.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

But people aren't coached up.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

This is a โ€“

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Middle-aged white woman who statistically is not going to be killed by stray bullet or mauled by pit bull.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

This is the way she's going to die statistically at her age and her tax bracket and her skin color is standing on a freeway, having a conversation like they're having a goddamn conversation.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Now, what I always do, which makes me a huge douche is I honk when I go by, which I'm sure exacerbates their situation.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

But hey, idiots.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Pull over.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Get off.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

So they're having this exchange of information and fluids and whatever else.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Gina Grad here.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Good to see you.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Your tires spawned a rant.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

They're just having this stupid conversation.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

And as I drive past the car, I can't even see damage.

Adam Carolla Show
Sonny Carolla + Fred Dryer (Carolla Classics)

Now, it's their fault, but it's the city's fault for not making people aware what they need to do this.