Adam Carolla

They were just like, God, like the idea that you asked them that you said to them, you the first two bags are free.

But if you want to bring a third bag, you're going to have to pay for that one.

And it's like you basically fisted them with a hand that had been rolled in thumbtacks.

And my feeling was, hey, fucker, it's about weight.

It's all about weight and fuel.

Jet fuel is super expensive.

The more the plane weighs, the more fuel it takes to take it off and to fly it.

Pure and simple.

So if there's a fat guy sitting next to you and he's got nine bags and he didn't pay for any of those bags and you're skinny and you have your backpack, then you are paying for

for him.

Believe me, you're paying for him.

You're paying for him, not the airline's not paying for him.

They've adjusted your ticket to compensate for Lardass and his fucking menagerie that he travels with.

Do you see what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's a decent point, except for all the sodium in it, which bloats you and makes you actually heavier during that flight.

But yeah, it's a decent plan.

So my point is...

Here's my usual flight.

My usual flight is I fly into Vegas in the morning, do some business, and fly out that afternoon or evening, literally wearing the same clothes I was wearing the day before, which I would have been doing anyway, as we discuss, until I switch over to my denim smock plant.

I'm going with a full denim duster, by the way.