Adam Carolla

But I literally don't even have a bag of toiletries.

Half the time, I'm not even going to a hotel room.

I'm just doing some business and coming back.

I do a lot of quick hit stuff.

Why the fuck should I pay for the guy in his third bag?

And you've decided that you needed a third bag to travel with.

Don't bring the third bag or pay the fucking 50 bucks is my deal.

First off, nobody mandated you need to travel with a trifecta of bags.

You've decided you needed a third bag filled with shit.

It's all about weight.

It's all about jet fuel.

Why should I subsidize your fifth outfit?

And and of course, as I was explaining this with a couple of glasses of wine in me, lots of gesticulating and lots of why the fuck do I pay for everyone?

Well, you can bet that when whatever airline, Alaska Airlines or whatever, charged my brother in law Mickey for the second bag, he wrote a very, very harshly worded letter to the airline and has written many letters on this topic and takes him.

Of course, that didn't come out until 15 minutes after my time.

Well, every second episode, once they got past season five.

Every second episode was the Korean soldier who killed two guys in the hard-nosed general's platoon was also being brought in.

And the general guy who was there didn't want him worked on.

And BJ and Trapper and whoever else, they would have to explain, look, he's a human being and I'm a surgeon.

Yeah, but he's the enemy.