Adam Carolla

Those are the only ones that had mustaches back then.

Nobody had a fucking big bushy mustache, big bushy Jew fro.

Nobody fucking had that back then.

In 1950, it was all pomade and hair.

And in the military, especially, nobody had that.

The hair was...

Taking it a step further, Hot Lips Houlihan, later on with the kind of frosted gray feathered, you know, sort of gray, silver fox, fair faucet, you know, round styling brush and the fucking blow dryer.

That's how you know you've arrived as a sitcom, by the way, where you just go, fuck it.

It's supposed to be 1957, but Donnie Most goes, fuck it, I'm trying to get laid.

I'm going to have a big feathered back, bushy, blow-dried hair.

And when Hot Lips Houlihan or anyone else goes, look, it's 1977 or 1979.

I'm not walking around with a buzz cut.

Now they do it.

Now imagine.

Imagine Mad Men if it was filmed in 1979.

Everyone just be walking around with a big dry jufro, feathered back hair, whatever the hair was at the time.

Imagine that.

So fucking brazen.

That's my point.

Would you find me a goddamn picture of MASH that illustrates what I'm saying, please?