Adam Carolla

And I'm like, this is so weird to be in this place with this diversity and it was kind of like a speakeasy and I'm like running and all these, they're all successful and they're all pumped up

And it was a really interesting experience because you'll never run into that again in L.A.,

In L.A., if you went to the west side and walked into a deli with a MAGA hat on, you'd be beaten to death.

That's pretty much how they roll out here.

So it was really weird to be surrounded by all these people.

I talked to Spencer Pratt, and I will tell you something.

Okay.

And I'm not...

being facetious, and I'm not kidding around, and I think people think I am, but I am not.

I congratulated him, looked like he was going to make the runoff with the two highest, you know, anyone that gets over 50% saying the two highest, under 50%, do the runoff in November.

But I said to him,

If you win this thing, I am traffic czar.

I want to be goddamn traffic czar of this city.

I will fix the traffic in this city, but I get to be the traffic czar.

You're 100% traffic czar.

How are you going to fix the traffic?

First thing I'm going to do is take charge of those freeway signs.

All the freeway signs.

What are you going to do to them?

Dick pic.