Adam Carolla
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A dick pic?
What do you mean?
You're just going to put penises all over the highway?
I'll take a picture of my dick.
That's just going to be for the first week.
That'll keep everyone off the highway.
Now who's in charge, bitch?
There's a new sheriff in town.
No one wants to see your dick.
The highways are going to be empty.
Think about all the traffic on the back roads now.
Surface streets.
Children are going to be killed.
People speeding to work because your penis has scared everyone off the highway.
I'm
I'm going to have a gnome de plume.
Is that a French penis?
I'm going to go by the name Doug Furr.
Oh, wow.
Because I don't want any hassles.