Adam Conover

I mean, that's the prerogative of empire. You know, you take over a town. New names for everybody. New names for everybody. Yeah. You're Steve and you're Bilbo.

That's great. The Starbucks barista should be able to go into a town and give everybody the names they think you should have.

That's great. The Starbucks barista should be able to go into a town and give everybody the names they think you should have.

That's great. The Starbucks barista should be able to go into a town and give everybody the names they think you should have.

They're much better than bandits. You know, bandits are like level one. Brigands are level three. You got to be a little stronger. They've got studded leather armor.

They're much better than bandits. You know, bandits are like level one. Brigands are level three. You got to be a little stronger. They've got studded leather armor.

They're much better than bandits. You know, bandits are like level one. Brigands are level three. You got to be a little stronger. They've got studded leather armor.

We got a family with a tall guy and a learned woman. Right. That's his parents. These people must have been ruling the town.

We got a family with a tall guy and a learned woman. Right. That's his parents. These people must have been ruling the town.

We got a family with a tall guy and a learned woman. Right. That's his parents. These people must have been ruling the town.

She kind of sounds rad. Okay, so she's like a college-educated leftist who's reading Foucault and annoying everybody at the DSA meeting.

She kind of sounds rad. Okay, so she's like a college-educated leftist who's reading Foucault and annoying everybody at the DSA meeting.

She kind of sounds rad. Okay, so she's like a college-educated leftist who's reading Foucault and annoying everybody at the DSA meeting.

She's the equivalent in the same way that a six and a half foot tall man is an eight foot tall man. Someone who has read page A4 of the newspaper has highfalutin knowledge.

She's the equivalent in the same way that a six and a half foot tall man is an eight foot tall man. Someone who has read page A4 of the newspaper has highfalutin knowledge.

She's the equivalent in the same way that a six and a half foot tall man is an eight foot tall man. Someone who has read page A4 of the newspaper has highfalutin knowledge.

Oh, she sees spot run. This woman is so full of herself.

Oh, she sees spot run. This woman is so full of herself.

Oh, she sees spot run. This woman is so full of herself.

The least Jewish name you could possibly, the most Germanic.