Adam Friedland

What is Air Force 2? That's the vice president's plane.

What is Air Force 2? That's the vice president's plane.

So you're an Atlanta comic. I'm from Atlanta.

So you're an Atlanta comic. I'm from Atlanta.

So you're an Atlanta comic. I'm from Atlanta.

I kind of think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Because you go to Europe and it's all small. If you got fat there, you would get stuck in between your mailbox and your neighbor's.

I kind of think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Because you go to Europe and it's all small. If you got fat there, you would get stuck in between your mailbox and your neighbor's.

I kind of think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Because you go to Europe and it's all small. If you got fat there, you would get stuck in between your mailbox and your neighbor's.

Also, we got rid of phone booths.

Also, we got rid of phone booths.

Also, we got rid of phone booths.

It shifted.

It shifted.

It shifted.

That's also the easiest thing to fix. When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat, it's like you're missing some kind of mat. Not my house. For real? You was tied on there? When I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet. That's hard, bro. That's a nice looking wood one.

That's also the easiest thing to fix. When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat, it's like you're missing some kind of mat. Not my house. For real? You was tied on there? When I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet. That's hard, bro. That's a nice looking wood one.

That's also the easiest thing to fix. When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat, it's like you're missing some kind of mat. Not my house. For real? You was tied on there? When I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet. That's hard, bro. That's a nice looking wood one.

And I heat it up. What if you catch a splinter? I got a tank of map gas sitting next to the toilet. And before I take a dump, I just... You ever go to a nice cocktail bar when they make a drink that requires fire? That's sort of the setup. I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking light up the toilet paper.

And I heat it up. What if you catch a splinter? I got a tank of map gas sitting next to the toilet. And before I take a dump, I just... You ever go to a nice cocktail bar when they make a drink that requires fire? That's sort of the setup. I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking light up the toilet paper.

And I heat it up. What if you catch a splinter? I got a tank of map gas sitting next to the toilet. And before I take a dump, I just... You ever go to a nice cocktail bar when they make a drink that requires fire? That's sort of the setup. I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking light up the toilet paper.