Adam Friedland

I spin the can in the air and throw it over my back. Half the time I shit all over myself.

I spin the can in the air and throw it over my back. Half the time I shit all over myself.

I spin the can in the air and throw it over my back. Half the time I shit all over myself.

I'm wasting like fucking $8,000 a week on tuxedos. Yeah, yeah. In my cocktail bar bathroom or something. Yeah, you're like a flair bartender.

I'm wasting like fucking $8,000 a week on tuxedos. Yeah, yeah. In my cocktail bar bathroom or something. Yeah, you're like a flair bartender.

I'm wasting like fucking $8,000 a week on tuxedos. Yeah, yeah. In my cocktail bar bathroom or something. Yeah, you're like a flair bartender.

The seat got stuck to you?

The seat got stuck to you?

The seat got stuck to you?

Obviously, the toilet seat was loose, but that's more of it. It was a plastic seat, wasn't it? It came up with me. So the plastic, it chemically bonds you because we're filled with microplastics.

Obviously, the toilet seat was loose, but that's more of it. It was a plastic seat, wasn't it? It came up with me. So the plastic, it chemically bonds you because we're filled with microplastics.

Obviously, the toilet seat was loose, but that's more of it. It was a plastic seat, wasn't it? It came up with me. So the plastic, it chemically bonds you because we're filled with microplastics.

I get video games anytime I want. Sitting at home. What's the loudest thing you order on Uber Eats? I've never used Uber Eats. I thought it was for food.

I get video games anytime I want. Sitting at home. What's the loudest thing you order on Uber Eats? I've never used Uber Eats. I thought it was for food.

I get video games anytime I want. Sitting at home. What's the loudest thing you order on Uber Eats? I've never used Uber Eats. I thought it was for food.

I use Seamless when I do food delivery.

I use Seamless when I do food delivery.

I use Seamless when I do food delivery.

from the same chicken spot like fucking like three nights a week yeah which spot of that peruvian no this is just called the chicken stop or something i have no idea but you get like a fucking you get a shit ton of chicken breasts and a couple of drumsticks it's pretty that's the thing about new york man y'all be having them foods man there's also there's a japanese place i found on seamless that i think there's like a mistake on their menu

from the same chicken spot like fucking like three nights a week yeah which spot of that peruvian no this is just called the chicken stop or something i have no idea but you get like a fucking you get a shit ton of chicken breasts and a couple of drumsticks it's pretty that's the thing about new york man y'all be having them foods man there's also there's a japanese place i found on seamless that i think there's like a mistake on their menu